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Raz was playing some FIFA 18 with Gisu until he noticed Dion was little a thin and looked like he was hungry so he got up and said “Dion your looking a little thin today man you gotta be hungry my bro!”.
Dion looked back at him and said “Yeah I could go and eat something right now”.
Until Morris popped up behind Dion and said “What you guys wanna eat because I want sum Nachos!”.
“Nachos Again?! FUCK NO man!” Said Gisu.
Raz then said “Cheeseburgers man no discussion!”.
“Man I don’t want no fucking burgers I just want some nachos!” Said Morris.
“Nachos? Hell No we just had that last week!” Said Gisu again.
“Cmon man can’t we just get burgers?” Said Raz
They kept complaining until Dion snapped and said “Can y’all be quiet?! I will drive to this restaurant that sells everything including cheeseburgers and nachos!”.
Dion grabbed his phone and keys and got in his car to drive.
While he made it to the drive thru he noticed Oleander ordering a lot of shit he overheard him say “Lemme get aaaa 2 Number 9’s, A number 9 large, a number 6 extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45’s one with cheese and a large soda.” and he thought to himself “Does this dude never get a damn heart attack?”.
He made it thru the drive thru speaker and said “Hi lemme get a hang on for a sec!”.
He texted Raz what does he want on his burger and Raz said “All want on the burger is cheese,ketchup,bacon,no pickles, and lettuce.” then He asked Morris what he wanted on his Nachos and all Morris said was “All I want is just cheese, Jalapeños, Salsa, and that’s it!”.
“Alright now I know what I want!” Said Dion.
“Alright hurry yo ass up I don’t got all day man!”.
“Alright can I get a Burger no pickles just cheese, bacon, lettuce, and ketchup?”.
“Bruh who the fuck asks for ketchup on their burgers bro?!”.
“Dude can you shut the fuck up bro let me order atleast!” Said Dion
“Ay don’t tell me to shut the fuck up asshole I got a strap on me and I don’t play with it man!”
“Bro I don’t need to know you use a jock strap man!” Said Dion
“Dickhead not that other strap gay ass motherfucka!”.
“Bro let me just order atleast dude!” said Dion furiously.
“Alright what yo guido ass want?!”.
“Okay man chill!, anyways I’ll also have the nachos with only cheese, jalapeños, and salsa”.
“You need any drink homie you don’t want to be thirsty and shit!”
“Yeah 1 Orange soda and 1 Strawberry Soda and that’s it!”.
“Ok your total is $38.56 pull up to the next window!”.
He later on bought the food and drove back home.
Meanwhile Raz and Morris were on the couch watching Dragonball Evolution.
“Bro this movie sucks dude!” Said Morris.
Raz then responded with “Yeah bro what the fuck were they fucking thinking?!”.
“Hey y’all I’m home!” Said Dion holding both drinks and the bag.
“Where’s Gisu?” He replied.
“She went to her room she’s probably on TikTok on sum shit like that” said Raz.
“Oookay well here’s both of your food’s hope y’all enjoy!” Said Dion.
Dion went up to his room and called his Sister Frazie.
“Hey Didi what’s up?” Said Frazie.
“Sis while I was ordering food for Lil bro and his pal Morris, bro literally the dude on the speakerbox said he had a gun but he said a strap so I thought he meant jock strap!” Said Dion
Frazie was dead silent and then said “Dion you gay little bastard!”.
“I was joking sis don’t tell Gisu!” Said Dion.