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It was cold. Too cold. Way too gosh darn cold in this igloo. Why is he here again? Oh, yes. Because his plan went wrong. Stupid blue bitch! He could have been in a warm, cozy room reading a book. Yeah! A book! He likes to read, so what? SMG3 slumped against the wall. That cold, white and blue wall. He turned to look at SMG4. His tail was lazily wagging in the air as he laid down on the floor. SMG3 pouted. How could that idiot be so calm about this?!

"Hey, idiot." SMG3 grunted out to SMG4.

"Whhhhaaaat the fuck do you want!" SMG4 groaned and buried his face in the ground. So he wasn't calm. Well isn't that just wonderful? SMG3 sighed and rubbed his face, his mustache tickled his hand.

"I wanna do something. Something instead of boring ourselves to death." SMG3 answered. SMG4 lifted himself off the ground to look at SMG3 with those bright blue eyes.

"Lets make love." SMG4 requested with a smile.

"What." SMG3 said blankly. He started at SMG4 with the most confused look anyone has ever made. SMG4 crawled his way to SMG3's leg and rested his cheek on SMG3's knee. He almost sounded like he was purring.

"Make love. I mean, we've got nothing better to do, right, babycakes?" SMG4 teased. SMG3 blushed a bright red before quickly turning his head away. He mumbled, "Okay," but SMG4 didn't quite hear him.

"What was that, Princess?" SMG4 asked teasingly.

"OKAY!" SMG3 raised his voice, intending to scare SMG4 but only made SMG4 smile wider. SMG4 pushed SMG3 down on the floor which made SMG3 squeak. SMG4 rubbed SMG3's cheek. SMG4's tail was now wagging wildly behind him. SMG3 snorted.

"You excited, buddy?" SMG3 giggled out. SMG4 nodded and began to unbuckle his overalls. SMG3's tail was curled tightly around SMG4's leg. Soon SMG4 was shirtless and the only thing he was wearing was his boxers. He had a clear bulge in his pants. SMG3 blushed even harder from this new look of SMG4. He's never seen SMG4 this... exposed. SMG3 noticed thf at SMG4 had a scar on one of his belly rolls. SMG3 raised his hand to touch it which caused SMG4 to shiver. SMG3 pulled away soon after. SMG4 slowly unbuckled SMG3's overalls and took off SMG3's sweater. SMG3 was practically shaking. SMG4's expression turned from confident to hungry once he saw SMG3's man boobs. SMG4 giggled and kissed SMG3's neck. SMG3 gasped but did not flinch or push away or even complain. SMG4 began to nibble on the slightly shorter male (he's like one inch shorter). SMG3 let out a muffled moan. SMG4 suddenly bit SMG3 with his sharp teeth, drawing blood. SMG3 let out a yelp and pushed SMG4 away.

"NoPE!" SMG3 exclaimed. His voice cracked. SMG4 giggled and lapped the blood up. SMG3 shivered. He felt.. metal? Does SMG4 have a tongue piercing?

"Kinky ass.." SMG3 mumbled. SMG4 giggled again- got that evil little giggle. SMG4 shifted his and SMG3's body so that SMG3 had his legs spread and was sitting on the ground. His ass felt cold.

"You got some lube?" SMG3 asked with a raise of his eyebrow. SMG4 thought for a moment.

"Hmm.. Nah, I think we can just do without it-" SMG3 threw his hat at SMG4's face and pouted.

"No. Either we got lube, or we don't do it." SMG3 stated with his hand in the air, pointing an accusing finger at SMG4.

SMG4 snorts, "Damn man. Just playin'. Of course I have lube." He stuck his hand into the pile of clothes his overalls were in and pulled out a pink colored bottle of lube. "Strawberry," SMG4 said with a tilt of his head, "You like strawberries, correct?" SMG3 nodded. SMG4 made a hum and began to shimmy down his boxers. Soon SMG3 got to see his rival's half-dick. It wasn't THAT big but it wasn't ridiculously small either. It was pretty girthy, though.

"Sooo.. Whatcha wanna do first?" SMG4 asked with a smirk. SMG3 looked up at him and reached out a hand. He's only ever touched another man's dick in high school. Once with his boyfriend and that other time with the English teacher- but let's not get into that right now. It felt warm. Hard. It was getting harder the more he touched it. Hopefully he's doing this right! He wrapped his hands around the length after getting onto his knees and SMG4 shifted slightly on the bed. Wait- when did they got on the bed? Eh, who knows, this is a fanfic after all. SMG4 put just a tad bit of lube onto SMG3's hands and once SMG3 began pumping it (I don't really know how this part of sex works so bare with me here-). SMG4 let out a groan and forced himself not to buck his hips up. Not long later SMG4's dick was coated in a lovely smelling lube.

"Ready?" SMG4 said in a teasing tone. SMG3 tilted his head. His tail wrapped around SMG4's leg again.

"Ready for what?" He asked.

SMG4 smiled, "Blow job?" SMG3 blushed a brilliant red and mumbled some yeahs. SMG4 looked down at SMG3 with a confused look before he began chuckling. "Ooo~ Have you never had a blow job? Don't worry. I'll be gentle since its your first time, Princess." SMG3 whimpers shyly but doesn't back down. SMG4 gently guides SMG3 down onto his shaft. SMG4 guides the slightly shorter male to lick the underside of SMG4's dick, from the base to the tip. SMG3 could feel SMG4 shiver. SMG3 was just about to take SMG4's cock into his mouth, he just got the tip in before quickly pulling away.

"No, no, no! Too.. Scary.." SMG3 shuddered. SMG4 rolled his eyes and pulled SMG3 up off the ground. That's when SMG3 noticed that this bed could barely hold one person, let alone two people. SMG3 shifted close to his rival before he picked SMG3 up and placed his on SMG4's lap. SMG4's dick rubbed against SMG3's ass.

"Okay, now are you ready?" SMG4 asked as he picked SMG3's hand up in his. He brought it to his lips and kissed it. Why the hell was SMG4 being so gentle? He could just fuck SMG3 into a dumb, cock drunk dude right then and there. Hmm. Who cares. SMG4 put a bit more lube onto his cock, just to make sure it was safe. He lifted SMG3 up, which caused SMG3 to be pushed up against SMG4's chest. SMG4 slowly pushed one finger into SMG3 and sooner or later it became three. Three that were stretching SMG3 in ways he had not been stretched before. Soon SMG4 pulled out with a lewd pop. He slowly lowered the slightly shorter male onto his cock. SMG3 moaned once SMG4 was half way into him.

"Fuck.." SMG3 hissed in SMG4's ear. SMG4 just let out a hum before SMG3 took SMG4's entire length in him. SMG3 let out a loud whimper mixed with a gasp. SMG4 purred softly and gave a few shallow thrusts to give SMG3 some time to adjust. Once SMG3 seemed good, SMG4 started to pick up the speed. The wet squelch of lube sounded in the cold igloo as SMG4 helped SMG3 to jump on SMG4's dick while also thrusting into him. "A-ah.. S-slow down a little bit, idiot.." SMG3 whined breathlessly. SMG4 obliged but he still went at an even pace. SMG3 was clawing at SMG4's back and his tail was curled around SMG4's leg so tight it must have been hurting. SMG4 let out a happy hum as he pounded away in his rival's tight ass hole.

"You feel nice!~" SMG4 teased with a feather-light kiss on SMG3's kiss. Oh, how could SMG3's rival be this sweet in sex? SMG4 felt himself getting close. "Getting close, buddy." He rasped in SMG3's ear as he began to pick up the pace. SMG3 could only moan happily. SMG4 held SMG3 up by his thighs and flipped him on his tummy so he could get a better angle. He began to pound into SMG3 at a rough pace.

"Fuck-Fuck-Fuck-!~" SMG3 screamed. His tongue was out and he was drooling everywhere. Huh. I guess SMG4 did fuck him to a dumb, cock drunk idiot. How easy. "SMG4- Four..Four!" SMG3 chanted as SMG4 started to go slower but deeper. Soon enough, SMG4 let out a loud groan and released into SMG3. SMG3 let out a loud moan before going limp. He started giggling as SMG4 kissed his head. Mario suddenly came in and dragged the two gays out of the igloo.

"Ah, they go crazy so fast." He made a dooo doo do tune as the scene went blank.

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SMG3 sat in his pretty bunny suit on SMG4’s blue couch bed with the small llama discarded on the ground of the blue and white striped room with the white and darker blue lined pillars. He fiddled with the bunny ears which he had with the small show they did way back– he’d never admit to SMG4 that he kept those. Never that he wore them for comfort every day. Never. Suddenly he heard the door creak and he jumped up and got into position. His bunny tail poofed up and his bunny ears tilted down slightly. He blew the string of his long black hair that fell down on his forehead. SMG3 shook with excitement when he saw SMG4 walk in the room. SMG4 didn’t look at SMG3 at first— he first kicked off his shoes and placed his hat on the shelf beside his mini fridge. SMG4 almost knocked over the plant before he cought himself. SMG3 started to lose feeling in his legs (due to them being tied together). SMG3 fought to urge to scream at SMG4 for his attention. SMG4, after trying to smooth his spiky and messy hair down— and failing, finally noticed SMG3 with a small jump. “S–SMG3?” SMG4 exasperated. SMG3 sighed with happiness and cleared his throat to make the most sexy voice he could make– which ultimately just made his voice sound like a very sultry woman.

He took a deep breath, “Hiya, Glitchy Daddy!~” SMG3 internally screamed and cringed at his choice of words and looked up at SMG4 with a sly smile. SMG3 tried to open his legs, but he forgot that his legs were tied and he made a small hiss of anger but shook his head and went back to himself from before. SMG4 slowly walked over to SMG3 with a confused and flustered expression. “W-what.. Hi, Three..?” SMG3, struggling, pulled SMG4 forward with his overall strap. SMG4 let out a yelp. “Come on Glitchy Daddy..” He pouted, “Bunny wants you!” SMG3 slowly latched onto SMG4’s strap and started to pull down. SMG4 froze and held SMG3’s hand. “Eh?” SMG3 said with a confused tone of voice. SMG4 pulled his own overalls down faster than SMG3 wanted to do– which earned a small whine from SMG3. SMG4 made a weird face that was still cute in SMG3’s opinion. SMG3 looked down at SMG4’s boxers and noticed a bulge in the slightly taller male’s boxers. SMG4 lowered his hands down to SMG3’s ties. Once he was done SMG3 latched onto SMG4 like a kola and bit SMG4’s ear. SMG4 let out a small epp, and pushed SMG3 back down with a small giggle. SMG4 slowly began to take down his boxers once SMG3 settled down and fixed his hair and bunny ears. SMG3’s eyes dilated slightly after he saw SMG4’s.. Manhood down there. It was pretty thick. Maybe five inches- maybe even six.. No, five and a half. It was half hard. SMG4 slowly lowered himself between SMG3’s thighs. SMG4 clasped his hands on SMG3’s hips and started thrusting rough and hard, the sound of skin slapping together was heard in SMG4’s room. SMG4 was practically hugging SMG3’s body. SMG4 was softly whispering sweet nothings in SMG3’s ears while SMG3 moaned quietly.

“I-I’m close..” SMG4 grunted, “Where do you want me to.. C-cum..” SMG3 whimpered softly and he felt himself getting close to the edge. “Face? T-thighs..” SMG4 trailed off and placed a warm hand against SMG3’s belly, “Your sweet tummy.” SMG3 was about to answer when he felt SMG4 speed up. SMG3 fell limp when he found himself cum in his pretty bunny suit, some of it spilling out the sides near the genital area. SMG4 slowed down a little before kissing SMG3’s forehead with such a gentleness even an angel couldn’t achieve. SMG3 tapped SMG4’s arm, indicating that he wanted SMG4 to keep going. SMG4 sped up. SMG4 began moaning so loud his voice was cracking. Soon, white hot sperm flew onto SMG3’s chubby tummy. SMG4 was breathing heavily.

“I love you.” SMG3 mumbled against SMG4’s chest.

“Love you too.” SMG4 answered in SMG3’s long hair.

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I'm not going to be updating this because I uh I don't have any motivation to write for this fandom anymore. Bye ^^