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Aurora Borealis - She/Her

• Doesn't realize her intense skill in the game is making less people like her.
• Overall pretty positive, albeit a bit lonely due to her skills outcasting her.
• Has HUGE one-sided beef with Beehive on Beehive's side.

Autumn Leaf - He/Him

• Very lonely due to meticulous care on everything and too much fear
• Gets very tongue tied very easily
• Secretly isn't afraid of Evil Leafy, which ironically is one of the very few things he doesn't fear. The fear he shows is an act when it's around Evil Leafy.

Beehive - She/They

• Has issues with Aurora Borealis being "too good for the competition".
• Can actually be really laid back and chill if someone doesn't battle back on their ego.
• She's best at 2D platformers, and not even Geode or Grapes could beat her.

Chestnut - He/Him

• Autistic.
• Enjoys talking to close friends like Aurora Borealis and Redcurrant but generally quiet otherwise.
• Has a hyperfixation on analog horror. Openly talks about the experience with Evil Leafy as "eye opening".

Geode - He/Him

• Big ego, big mouth, words before actions
• Will boast about anything, even if he can't actually do it
• Knows all the Fortnite emotes and uses them as taunts.

Grapes - They/Them

• Although each grape is a different being, they all control one body. However, they all mutually agreed to let the main grape (The one in the very center) to take charge.
• The main grape is basically seen as the end all be all to arguments.
• They actually used to be 10 grapes. What happened to the 10th one? ...How else would Raisin exist?

Lotus Flower - She/Her

• A very calm character with a secret competitive side. Her anger only comes out with that competitive side.
• Wants to teach anger management classes due to her control of anger outside of being competitive.
• Feels extremely guilty for kicking Grapes during the elimination results in "Mow the Lawn".

Redcurrant - They/Them

• Took the phrase "Actions speak louder than words" to heart, making them actually very quiet. They aren't mute, just quiet.
• Was utterly traumatized by Evil Leafy, especially since that wasn't their first run in with Evil Leafy in "Survive Evil Leafy". Another reason for them to hate Geode.
• Has watched all of BFDIA. Their favorite character was Fries, and they especially loved the "Get Digging" running gag.
• Has a small crush on Chestnut but doesn't realize yet.
• Thinks Christmas is the best holiday and will pretend to be batches of Mistletoe to get people to kiss.

Seashell - He/Him

• Has bad "Resting Bitch Face".
• Transmasc (I saw someone say that and I can totally see it)
• Farmer chewing on a grain of wheat energy.

Spruce Tree - He/They

• Although naturally weak, they've always admired those who are very strong.
• Cares more about his strength than looks.
• Only fearful on the surface due to a lack of strength and confidence.

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So, the BFDI Mini seasons obviously have to take place SOMEWHERE. Here's my theories on where each one takes place and a detailed explanation on why:

BFDI Mini:

This one is simple, BFDI Mini takes place in the area known as Greater Southern Goiky East, or as I like to call it, Greater South Eastern Goiky. This area is lodged between the Southern Desert, Goiky Canal, and Shaded Plains from BFDIA 10 (where Fries set up his ice-cream shop). We can observe this because we see the Eiffel Tower in the first challenge of BFDI Mini. It did get destroyed in BFDIA 9, however, it could of been rebuilt within that time, so it's not too far-fetched to say that this is where BFDI Mini takes place.

BFDI Mini Again:

We need the timeline to explain where I'm putting this one on the map. See, IRL time passes about the same as BFDI time, with some weird exceptions and however you feel about the animated short continuity (like Pi vs Pie: The Pi Day Massacre). As such, seeing as BFDI Mini ended 11 whole days before BFDI Mini Again started, Rose and Purple Girl didn't have long amounts of time to travel like Frozen Yogurt between BFDI Mini and BFDI Mini Deluxe. Considering the environment is basically the same between the two season as well, except for a shift in time of day, I feel confident in saying that BFDI Mini Again also takes place within Greater South Eastern Goiky.

BFDI Mini Deluxe:

This one is going to be very short and sweet. It's canon it takes place in the same area as Yellow Face's Warehouse, within those mountain ranges. It's canon, and I had to figure out the rest of these. We take this as a free dub. Also Frozen Yogurt had the entirety of BFDI Mini Again and a good extra chunk of days to get to the area and it most likely could have been traveled in that time.

BFDI Mini Seriously:

For something so David-centric, you'd think BFDI Mini Seriously takes place in Davidland! It doesn't. We can instantly prove that because outside of the contestants, there is not a singular David in sight. And no super tall ones either. It looks to be some form of deserty area, so my prediction actually lies in the idea of BFDI Mini Seriously taking place in the Southern Desert. It wouldn't be the furthest option from Davidland, has similar enough features to the background used in the series, and the only other option has it's own flaws. I feel it is best to leave BFDI Mini Seriously in the Southern Desert, and enter a more dessert themed season instead.

BFDI Mini Delicious:

More like BFDI Mini headache. Let's just get started with timeline shenanigans. This season takes place starting in the middle of 2023. That's already a great start considering where it takes place: next to one of Gelatin's Stakehouses. Obviously, it doesn't have to be the main Stakehouse, aka the one that was blown up in TPOT 9 halfway through BFDI Mini Delicious. So what about the Shadeshouse? Nope. It's definitely a Stakehouse. So where is this elusive Stakehouse? Well, examining the grass, the closest I feel it matches to is the grass of the intact Grasslands after all the BFB chaos. There's a thin enough sliver that I feel a secret season could be run there. So, where does this headache of a season to figure out lay? I say the intact Grasslands between the regular Grasslands and Yoyle Land.

BFDI Mini Replicas:

The grass is the richest in color since BFDI Mini. A trademark sign of Southern Goiky areas. In particular, I want to mention the gorge everyone is forced to cross, which seems to be bottomless, and the entire theme of this season. This season is about replicas of original contestants, like Electric Blocky and Acid Tennis Ball. So, is it hard to say that I believe that BFDI Mini Replicas takes place within the original Plains of the blue skied BFDI? I wouldn't think it's that far-fetched.

BFDI Mini Natural:

And we've officially made it to the second easiest to answer. I will be completely real, before the release of episode 3 of BFDI Mini Natural, I joked we would see Evil Leafy and the entire season was taking place in the Evil Forest, even mentioning how I thought Evil Leafy was eating eliminated contestants. Obviously this was a joke but then we proceeded to see Evil Leafy. And take one look at where we are: it looks just like the Evil Forest. I mean... it was easier to figure out than write this paragraph.

TL;DR:

BFDI Mini: Greater South Eastern Goiky

BFDI Mini Again: Greater South Eastern Goiky

BFDI Mini Deluxe: Yellow Face's Warehouse and surrounding areas

BFDI Mini Seriously: Southern Desert

BFDI Mini Delicious: The one patch of intact Grassland

BFDI Mini Replicas: OG Plains

BFDI Mini Natural: Evil Forest

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So, in Chapter one I mentioned how I believe Grapes used to have 10 grapes but now only has 9. So here's a deep rundown of my chilling theory that may leave you wondering how I come up with things.

So, a raisin is quite literally a dried grape. As seen in "Mow the Lawn", Grapes can come off the branch. So what if a grape came off of Grapes' branch and none of them realized until it was long gone? From there, it could of ended up within the Southern Desert (sometime before BFDI Mini Seriously) and traveled the Goiky Canal. Obviously, being in the small part of in-tact grass land and being dried out means that Raisin must have come a long time ago, possibly even being the first BFDI Mini Delicious contestant to arrive. That could leave an actual dark twist on BFDI Mini Delicious, especially if Raisin, before becoming so frail, managed to find everybody for the season as they slowly deteriorated away. Considering BFDI Mini Delicious takes place near a Gelatin's Stakehouse, Jordan could of been found there, and Raisin slowly realizing their time is nearing.

Sorry that got a little dark, basically at some point Grapes lost one and that one became Raisin. I wonder what would happen if Grapes and Raisin were to meet. That could be a good one-shot idea.

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Banana Apple - He/Him

• Would totally be rivals with Geode
• Still gloats about beating a team of Algebralians
• The best fighter of any of the BFDI Mini Deluxe cast

Credit Card - He/They

• When I first saw them I was legit like "he/they, they/them as a form of identity protection" because that's how I had my enby awakening
• Card Reader for the OMG, Identity Theft for the WTF
• About as protective about his shades as Nine.

Frozen Yogurt - She/They

• Like Redcurrant, she is very quiet. However, instead of it being a "taking a phrase to heart", they're just naturally very quiet.
• Like Bottle, they are goated at hide and seek. However, unlike Bottle, they put a lot more effort into it.
• She only came to Deluxe because she happened to be in the area at the time (needing to pick something up from Yellow Face's Warehouse), like Purple Girl and Rose in Again.

Lithium - They/Them

• Hates getting wet. They won't explode or anything but I still imagine they hate the feeling of being wet.
• They hold grudges way longer than they should
• They will forever hate Banana Apple for getting in instead of them

Marble Bottle - He/She

• BIGENDER.
• She is very sarcastic with everyone, especially Credit Card because it pisses them off.
• Would totally be rivals with Beehive (also goated at video games)

Mocha - She/Xe

• You know how Taco in II can hide her arms? Mocha can do that with her legs. Why xe does that, I have no idea.
• Originally was he/him, started using xe/xem sometime before Deluxe, had the she/xe change after Frozen Yogurt jumped in her and changed the whipped cream.
• Likes outer space, also the black hole sucking xe up was CGI.

Puppet - They/them

• Distancing from USB due to differences caused by emotional attachment issues
• Only gained sentience in Deluxe 5 after their elimination.
• Now wants to live on their own

Teabag - She/Her

• The only thing I can think of is Teabag from AIB...
• I think it is very interesting that she has positive relations with USB and Marble Bottle, though. I wonder what happened to make her and Marble Bottle friends in particular
• She is connected to the same thing on whatever Bell is connected to. What that is, we still don't know.

USB - She/Her

• I know PuppUSB is a popular ship for BFDI Mini but I totally take it in a toxic light
• She has emotional attachment issues that hinder her day to day life, so she created Puppet.
• She still has no idea where she belongs in the world and if she's even done anything right, as her closest friend she had for emotional attachment has left her.

Yellow Watermelon - He/They

• Narcoleptic
• Isolative and asocial
• Never wanted to join Deluxe but was forced to instead

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So I have a friend and she's absolutely convinced I have a crush on Redcurrant. I keep trying to deny it.

But at the same time I sooooo want Redcurrant to win BFDI Mini Natural and I make fanart of Redcurrant and I mean look at my profile picture and I call them cute and I get overly defensive about their name and I mean if you saw my headcanons you'd know I gave Redcurrant the most headcanons so like I'm not exactly sure if it's a crush but it's definitely true that they are my favorite.

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Deadly - He/Him

• Antisocial Personality Disorder (ASPD) (Psychopathic Traits)
• Very good friends with Pillow. I wonder why.
• Definitely does NOT have tabs on everyone's locations and weak points. Except for one...

Diamond - She/Her

• Has always dreamed of winning a competition show, which is why she joined ABCDEFG, BFDIA (technically), and BFDI Mini Again.
• Went to a limb de-attachment center at one point. It is unknown why, but it could possibly be punishment after deciding to join BFDI Mini Again.
• Her current whereabouts are unknown to literally everyone except One. Take that one as you will.

Electric Guitar - He/They

• They cut the strings off of himself but they can still play himself. No one understands how or why.
• Extremely capable thrower, like able to be a professional baseball pitcher level of skills.
• Actually really likes lo-fi but feels the need to hide it.

Juice Box - It/its

• Gives me Nacho vibes from AIB. If you know, you know. It kinda has something similar if you look at it real close. Now I want a cross-over fic where the two meet.
• Would also definitely be friends with Recycling Bin from AIB. They both are very keen on protecting the environment.
• It made an environment protection club after BFDI Mini Again. The club's biggest target is Four.

Kebab - She/Her

• Insecure about basically everything.
• If she loses all the stuff on her stick she will die.
• She's a good bracelet maker but is too insecure to sell them.

Purple Girl - She/Her

• SHE DID NOT DESERVE TO GET ELIMINATED IN BFDI MINI AGAIN JUST BECAUSE SHE WAS PUT UP FOR ELIMINATION SHE WAS NICE TO JUICE BOX.
• She is seen as a token of good luck to be seen UFE against. It got to a point where she started to hate competition shows.
• Currently residing in The Plains Beach, but feels as if someone is watching her... (she went to the location after her second elimination in Mini Seriously and has resided there ever since).

Rose - She/Her

• She openly shares her Dream Island Mini Again with all of her friends, which is most everyone in the season. The only exceptions are Diamond, whose whereabouts are unknown, and Purple Girl, who has openly established no desire to go back into the past with that stuff.
• She helps Juice Box with environment protection, although she makes sure not to get too thirsty around it.
• Like to some of the extent of Liy, Rose was bothered by the killing she committed to Tent in "Fighting Contest". However, she openly did not mind killing Deadly.

Strudel - They/Them

• Damn some of these characters really need updated wiki pages. Like sheesh didn't know they haven't seen the light of day in years.
• Carnivore, they feel awfully uncomfortable knowing that inside of them are the dead and mushed remains of fruits. (Strudel has fruit jam in them)
• Enjoys chewing gum.

Tent - He/Him

• GOD HE'S EVEN WORSE WITH THE WIKI! WHERE'S THE COVERAGE SECTION???
• His fists are normal punching gloves, but nobody knows how they are controlled.
• He knows Morse code.

Vacuum - He/Him

• Actually very close with Electric Blocky, as both are BFDI Mini contestants who have known the pain of cords at some point in their lives. Vacuum is actively trying to find a way to get Electric Blocky wireless.
• Likes to scare people by trying to suck them up. That being said, he did once accidently suck up Juice Box and it was stuck in there for a week.
• Into Goiky and Dragons, but no one wants to play with him.

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This is just a list of characters that need up to date wiki pages. I am serious.

A duck

Evidence Bag

Frozen Yogurt

jack russell terrier dog riding very fast with speed a skateboard as skater , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

Pastel Feather

Rose

Diamond

Electric Guitar

Juice Box

Kebab

Strudel

Tent

Vacuum

Credit Card

Lithium

Marble Bottle

Mocha

Puppet

Teabag

USB

Yellow Watermelon

Baby

Buttslide Man

Davidworm

Exploding David

Football Player

Frog

Johnson (finally one tagged as incomplete)

Spray Can

Your Mom (*cringes*)

Milkshake

Raisin

Acid Tennis Ball

Baby Coiny

Blue Spongey (mainly just needs stuff to be re-arranged)

Electric Blocky

Ender Rocky

Fire-ette

Firey Jr. Jr.

Long Marker

Mechanical Pencil

Ninja Woody

Quartz

Tack

Aurora Borealis

Chestnut (could use gallery cleanup)

Geode

Grapes

Seashell (needs relationships page)

Spruce Tree

Also all the BFDI Mini Natural characters need to be watched over with the season running. Expect to see this chapter modified as I make sure the wiki gets what it needs, especially for the BFDI Mini characters.

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Redcurrant... my cutie patootie... why must the viewers rob you of what you deserve... those cruel machines... picking Spruce Tree over you... Your endearing smile... your willingness and epic strategies... your reference to BFB 13 and 14... how could no one see your beauty... OH MY REDCURRANT!!! HOW MUST THE VIEWERS ROB YOU??

So uh yeah I'ma let you guess how I feel about BFDI Mini Natural 5!

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So, A Duck is a powerful being, yet we haven't seen them since the drawing contest in BFDI Mini Again, where the screen zoomed into their drawing shakily and slowly growing more black before cutting to something else, which feels really suspicious. They also just have powers similar to that of Algebralians. So, my headcanon? A Duck has relations to the Algebralians.

Although they do have relations to the Algebralians, which is how they got their powers, they are the black sheep of the group, not allowed within the Equation Playground but also not really allowed to go back to the Greater South Eastern Goiky region after the events of BFDI Mini.

The BFDI Mini cast all treat A Duck like a monstrous foe that would of never been defeated if it weren't for Pastel Feather's acts within the eating contest. Other BFDI Mini season casts treat A Duck like some form of urban legend. The Algebralians refuse to talk about this "creature."

Three and One are the only two interested in something with A Duck. One wants A Duck's powers (A Duck knows better than to ever trust One, especially with powers), and Three just wants company from someone else isolated from everyone else.

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Personal BFDI Mini Ships I get with:

Chestcurrant (Chestnut/Redcurrant) (I love these two) (Especially Redcurrant)

Purple Girl/Rose (Think about it: both competed in BFDI Mini and Mini Again, and in the finale of Mini Seriously, Rose cutely waves at Purple Girl. If Purple Girl had made it to the finale, Rose would of 100% been cheering for her.)

Jordan/Popsicle (Need I say anything?)

Deadly and Pillow would definitely be besties, but I doubt either of them would feel anything for each other except murder buddies.

Marble Bottle/Tea Bag (think about these two.)

For those curious about PuppUSB, I totally see it as a toxic ship. I get where people see the ship, but I so see it as USB having a toxic emotional attachment to Puppet and Puppet being completely uninterested.

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"I like writing on walls, fuck you society. -Geode"

"Geode, this is actually a door, not a wall. -Regards, society." (Lotus Flower)

"Follow your dreams!" (Rose)

"I literally only have nightmares." (Purple Girl)

"Question everything!" (Milkshake)

"Why?" (Banana Apple)

"Yo girl, on a scale of one, to AMERICA, how free are you tonight?" (Fire-ette)

That's a great line, but underneath someone wrote: (Spray Can)

"Germany 1942." (Deadly)

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Because I'm editing Milkshake's page to get it up to date, I figured I'd talk about how many episodes I had to watch and what was featured in them relevant to the character.

The Reveal (BFDI 17) - Milkshake is in the crowd viewing the Cake at Stake.

Taste the Sweetness (BFDIA 10) - Milkshakes falls into the hole left of Fries. He also is one of the six to be on screen gasping after Fries announces he has ice cream.

Today's Very Special Episode (BFB 4) - Milkshake is one of many mad at Pen for making a terrible drawing of Four.

Four Goes Too Far (BFB 6) - Milkshake watches the Better Namers sled down the hill to multiply Four and Donut together.

The Liar Ball You Don't Want (BFB 7) - Milkshake gasps at Loser's elimination. Dude, it's not that deep. (I hate Loser due to how his popularity is handled)

This Episode is About Basketball (BFB 9) - Milkshake is hit by a stray ball that Coiny threw.

The Escape from Four (BFB 16) - Okay I guess we can break the space-time continuum with two Milkshakes now. Both of them are watching Four chase Loser and Spongey.

BFB 17-20 - I cannot be bothered to watch every episode so take my word that Milkshake is there at the end of the episode during credits.

Chapter Complete (BFB 30) - Same as BFB 17-20.

The Worst Day of Black Hole's Life (TPOT 2) - OH GOD TWO IS DRINKING MILKSHAKE NONONONONONONONONONONONO-

Return of the Rocket Ship (BFB 13) - Milkshake's canon design, watching the elimination.

And of course, Balloon Toss, Survive the Desert, Stay On the Balance Beam, Screaming Contest, Last to Leave the Circle, and Don't Die. If you want info on those episodes, go watch BFDI Mini Delicious. (Also I am desperately trying to find the canonicity of Milkshake using he/him, and I can't continue editing until I do/don't. I don't think that's canon. Plus they always gave me loud gossip girl energy ngl. Like cheer team gossip girl.)

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Cake's Dad - He/Him

• Was inspired to join BFDI Mini Delicious thanks to Cake
• Is divorced (the divorce happened a long time ago)
• Like his son, he blushes a lot. Like father, like son.

Cereal Box - She/Her

• Biggest dream is to be a chef (I'm sorry the scene in "Don't Die" where Cereal Box is holding a pan and oil and the pan is on fire will never get old)
• Tries to get better at balancing on her legs but is really bad.
• Wonders how far she could launch Popsicle with a ramp (Jordan won't let her try things out).

Chips - She/They

• Sandwiches are her favorite food. No questions asked.
• They value loyalty the most and would absolutely hate whatever BFDIA crap is happening (especially whatever the fluff Pin is up to)
• She has noticed Vomit's loyalty and is very appreciative of it, even if not shown.

Jordan - He/Him

• Gay and was crushing on Popsicle for way too long (like since they first met long), which was way before BFDI Mini Delicious
• Knows how to skateboard and has for a very long time, which is how he was able to kickflip Popsicle (sometimes he thinks back to that day and it always makes him blush without fail)
• Has nightmares about Gelatin taking him to the stakehouse. Gelatin's Stakehouse to Jordan is kind of like the EXIT to Pencil... Just a little less extreme.

Milkshake - He/Him

• When he blushes, his sprinkles rearrange to make it look like he's blushing.
• Huge into parties, and a femboy (if you read the last chapter you know he gives me cheer team gossip girl energy I can let him be a femboy)
• "Co-parented" Puppet with USB (it was very complicated time for both of them), which led the two of them to grow close before the events of Deluxe.

Popcorn - Xe/Xem

• Has Schizoid Personality Disorder
• Rivals with Popsicle on the surface, but it's really just Popsicle's side
• Has interests in single player games, very fast 3D Mario speedrunner

Popsicle - He/They

• Demiboy and has slowly developed a crush on Jordan, confessing after he was brought back after the events of "Don't Die".
• They have stress management issues that Jordan has helped with.
• Uses the ice box from "Survive the Desert" as a bed.

Raisin - ???

• Memory is ??? away
• Nearing imminent ??? death
• ??? relation with ???

Sandwichy - She/Her

• Does leg training very frequently
• She doesn't realize just how strong she actually is and believes anyone could do what she does
• Although not the biggest napper, she has been caught laying out in the fields just enjoying the sun, asleep. No one dares to bother her, afraid of getting kicked to oblivion.

Vomit - They/It

• "Why am I here? I'm not food." "..." -Vomit and Raisin when it was chosen as the final contestant. 
• Chips' best friend (your honor, not all of them have to be relationships)
• They need help with a lot but oftentimes refuses it, not because it is unaware or having a big ego, but because they know they will get stronger pushing through.

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So like I'm sick rn sorry lol probs won't do much until I'm better (aaaa).

However BFDI Mini Natural 6 just released (while I was prepping to Speedrun super Mario 3d land lolol) and my pookie made an appearance

I feel so bad for my pookie still being chased by Evil leafy but at least we still get to see my pookie.

and the facial expressions Redcurrant has

I love Redcurrant so much

my pookie

I love my pookie so much

I feel bad my pookie faceplanted but my pookie

I love my pookie

I also dislike the fact my pookie's partner got eliminated but like

pookie... I need my pookie...

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this is going to be poorly written because I just want to get thoughts down and this probably wont make sense.

so basically, the bees from BFDI Mini natural 2 are different than the one from BFDI Mini natural 4. my theory is that in BFDI Mini natural 3 while Beehive was Off-screen she swapped around the hives to the hive from BFDI Mini natural 4. from there, she broke specifically that hive, which pissed the single bee inside off. then, in BFDI Mini natural 5, or at least sometime before BFDI Mini natural 6, they pick up the og hive. this isn't relevant at all. before BFDI Mini natural they actually had a different hive which they left for the show, the hive in BFDI Mini natural 6, which is why they are so comfortable around Beehive, that is until the bee from BFDI Mini natural 4 comes and tells the other bees about what she did.

I may just be sick but like this makes sense right????

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ok ok ok ok

so like I'm going to the doctor today to find out whatever the fuck I caught but that isn't important

between yesterday and today I read Room 43 (an ii college au) and it was soooooooo good. like srsly.

another fic I really like is insanity going inanimate (which is an ii high school chatfic)

so like

I don't know why I have so many fucking ideas rn

buuuuuuuuuttt

bfdi Mini college au in a Chatfic style focusing on a group of like 5 students all in one class assigned a group project.

it starts out them just chatting about typical college group stuff but as they hang out more they realize they're really good friends.

it obviously has to have Chestcurrant in it bc I created the Chestcurrant SHIP and the only fic outside of my own small things is an actual proper fic so I'ma write one as well now

im going to select another 3 characters later

but also I totally imagine Redcurrant got roomed with Aurora borealis and Seashell and they are not having any of it. complaining in the group chat that "my roommates are pining and denying feelings again"

I dunno man either the sickness has me fucking delirious or I just came up with a genius fic idea

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I need to post these:

Seashell is eliminated (Beehive is way more popular plus we want to inflict suffering onto Aurora Borealis)

Rejoin challenge time!!!!

Redcurrant and Lotus are the rejoin vote (I ask you all to please vote Redcurrant if my prediction is correct)

Simple explanation: Lotus was the first boot and looking at rejoin trends first boots are always within the rejoin vote so Lotus is practically guarenteed a spot and we've seen my pookie way more than usual for an eliminated contestant (like Chips! and Chips was in the Delicious rejoin!).

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I NEED EVERYONE HERE TO VOTE [A]

I WAS RIGHT ON SO MANY THINGS THE FACT THE ONLY THING I GOT WRONG WAS LOTUS NOT BEING IN THE REJOIN

AND IT'S POOKIE'S BEST MATCHUP FOR A REJOIN

I thought way too much about this POOKIE I'M SO READY FOR YOU TO BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(how I saw the rejoin was Autumn Leaf literally being Redcurrant's best matchup for a rejoin because Autumn Leaf was an early boot no one really cares about while Redcurrant has a bunch of fans like me AND a butt-ton of screentime.)

Also Geode's death is hilarious. Grapes, you did us a service today. Grapes, if you end up UFE against anyone (other than Pookie) I will vote for the other one in respect for your acts in this episode. If you end up against pookie though I do not care Redcurrant is and always will be my favorite.

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I was bored and as such I've been working on the mini side of the BFDI wiki. very normal activities, I know.

I made a wheel out of the list I made in like chapter 7 to decide characters to do for me.

I started with Blue Spongy, which was easy enough, just move a couple things around and do some fact checking.

I then got Spray Can. The difference is NIGHT and DAY. I don't know how to upload images to AO3, but it was previously just personality, deaths, and a single asset. Although I removed the Gallery section for now, I added basically everything to the page, and I will go back and add a Gallery later.

Now I get to do Teabag so hooray I get an excuse to rewatch my favorite BFDI Mini season! (all I have to say is that my favorite character can be outside of my favorite season bc Deluxe is awesome.)

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so im working on teabags page for the wiki which includes, of course, watching almost the entirety of BFB because I need to know every time that Teabag appears. very normal. so I'm at BFB 15.

I need to figure out how to post images just so I can show you what I've found

but I don't so instead you are going to be given VERY IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS!!!!

Go to BFB 15.

Go to the timestamp of 13:21

Use frame advance with the period key ( . ) until the end of the recommended characters section.

There you will find...

Saw kissing Ruby.

I'm dead serious. 

Also Mechanical Pencil is at the start of that recommended characters section.

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Here's a ranking of every BFDI Mini season from worst to best:

7. BFDI Mini Again

It's a shorter season (9 episodes instead of 11) due to there being no rejoin and really falls flat in many departments. None of the challenges feel really connected to one another and the biggest plot of them all is when Deadly attacks in the final episode. Rose won the season which is nice because this sets up a moment in a later season of one of the best BFDI Mini ships. Also Rose and Purple Girl were literally paired together in the first challenge. It's just, rather bad. It has some good, but it generally feels very disconnected, which as you will see, the more connected it feels, the more I will enjoy it. The level of disconnection, the shorter season, and how everything ends up feeling inconsequential really flops the season. I know the whole thing with Juice Box happened but it just feels rather poorly executed.

6. BFDI Mini

Same problems as BFDI Mini Again, the only thing holding this higher is Seasonal Shift. That is all I have to say about this season.

5. BFDI Mini Replicas

This season is good. Personally all my complaints with the season are small things (like there not being a rejoin, and how there's still Spongy hate). Overall, it is a good season, but you are asking me to compare a good season with four great seasons. Obviously this is going to be at the bottom of the top 5.

The next four all kinda get jumbled up but I can break it up like this:

They all deserve the top spot for two main reasons.

Deluxe and Delicious are in very similar boats, great characters, ties characters together very well, and for characters with no lines we can really see deep bonds between them and how eliminations affect one another. Both have a character who loses someone close to elimination and something happens because of that, although I totally believe Delicious handled that better.

Seriously and Natural, on the other hand, have things that make each episode feel like it reasonably connects to one another. Look at the chain of challenges in Seriously: Frog gets eliminated after losing the handstand challenge and splits apart, forcing the contestants to catch the mini frogs. The frogs then turn evil, into the Purple Heads, and fly away in a space ship, landing on the moon (the rejoin challenge), letting Frog go up into the rejoin vote. It's all very connected and feels very intentional for those events to occur. Natural has that with Redcurrant (my pookie), getting eliminated and chased by Evil Leafy (which in itself was an earlier challenge, so Redcurrant already would have a fear of EL), tripping over the tree root dropping the beehive, and then managing to sneak into the rejoin.

Personally, my top four right NOW (changes all the time btw) is

4. Deluxe

3. Delicious

2. Natural (only thing holding it down is being unfinished)

1. Seriously (which is seriously underrated. Go watch it!)

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This is going to be connected to Inanimate Insanity (specifically Invitational), because coming up with these headcanons, watching all of III, and the whole BFDI/II tour has II kinda on my mind.

Pastel Feather has been shown to, although I wouldn't specifically say luck, has some ability to control herself in the air (either that or has the ability to fly on the wind, which would be equally interesting). This makes me believe that, to some degree, Pastel Feather shares powers similar to that of Candle, Clover, or Silver Spoon. I wouldn't exactly say it's the same powers (I don't think she has an inner flame or anything like that), but I would not be surprised if Pastel Feather does have some form of flight ability. Basically what I am saying is that Pastel Feather has flight abilities in some form.

Would Pastel Feather be friends with any of the II characters I mentioned? Probably not.

Pastel Feather is very competitive, becoming more competitive throughout BFDI Mini, which probably would lead to some negativity between Candle. Though I also doubt that Candle would actively do anything against Pastel Feather.

Silver Spoon would definitely get into fights with Pastel Feather that Candle has to break up.

I think between Clover and Pastel Feather, Clover would probably be afraid her luck has rubbed onto Pastel Feather but then she's like "Nah this is how it's always been" and then they kinda just... co-exist.

...We really should get interactions between II contestants and BFDI Mini characters.

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Redcurrant rejoin (I'm so excited to have my pookie back)

Grapes and Spruce Tree UFE

Evil Leafy relevant in some way (its been that way since BFDI Mini Natural 3)

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I'm putting my BFDI fics into different series guys don't worry about me.

Anyways I'm losing my mind where is BFDI Mini Natural 8????????

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MY POOKIE IS BACK HOORAY!!!!!!!!

Sorry this chapter is a little late I was out getting tested for ADHD and Autism and I can say for certain I definitely have ADHD. The Autism was a little ambigeious.

MY POOKIE IS BACK I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

The Beehive SuperVan. I love that. Even the Leg-Powered Recovery Center getting deleted when Spruce Tree uses his arms.

Autumn Leaf, keep daydreaming you rejoined the game. You don't deserve it.

Beehive feels like the type where she'd just hold the gas petal down and never even bother to break.

So is the rest of BFDI Mini Natural gonna be in Yoyleland?????????

When and where did Spruce Tree get Gelatin's Freeze Juice? And can I have some?

Also voted for Aurora's elimination.

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ik most of my predictions are really short but this is... this is very complicated.

First, going back to what I said about BFDI Mini Natural 8, are we going to be staying in Yoyle Land? Really, depending if we are or not is a HUGE factor on how I feel BFDI Mini Natural 9 will go. To the point where I have two separate timeline predictions.

Overall predictions:

No matter what timeline we get, I have a feeling Spruce Tree and Beehive are going to be UFE. For who's getting eliminated, I feel like it could be either or, but Grapes does have a higher chance of leaving the game, which would make me pretty sad because I like Grapes as a character.

Back to the Evil Forest timeline:

In this timeline, the BFDI Mini Natural contestants are taken back to the Evil Forest, leaving the challenge to once again be left under the doom and threat of Evil Leafy. Considering how little they really can do anymore, maybe some form of maze challenge could work. Obviously Aurora Borealis would do the Aurora Borealis thing, and I feel like Redcurrant would do the shovel thing again (but this time, it works. Haha.)

Yoyle Land timeline:

This one honestly feels a lot more likely, with the BFDI Mini Natural contestants being left in Yoyle Land after traveling the 2,763 miles. In this case, there are a lot more options, especially BFDIA inspired challenges. Maybe something referencing when Firey and Gelatin screwed over FreeSmart? Like the leaf-eating challenge!

...Yeah BFDI Mini Natural 9 is very complicated.

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WE ARE IN THE YOYLE LAND TIMELINE I REPEAT WE ARE IN THE YOYLE LAND TIMELINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"But it isn't on YouTube yet?"

shut up about me possibly going onto TikTok without a TikTok account just to watch BFDI Mini Natural 9

So, first off: YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS my prediction was wrong but Aurora Borealis was cheating most of the challenges.

Also my UFE prediction was perfect??? Spruce and Beehive are UFE!

Following BFDI Mini Natural 8's BFDIA reference, here we got TPOT 16 refs (which I'm all for considering TPOT 17 is coming soon) with Beehive taking control of Spruce. This just means Spruce Tree and Tree are even similar and are even more likely siblings.

Also my poor pookie got poisoned :(

(My current tabs are as follows: discord, TikTok (shut up about it it's just for BFDI Mini natural yes im desperate af), 3 youtube tabs, two fandom tabs, and like four ao3 tags bc I got into another object show and it doesn't have enough fanfiction plus I'm a wiki editor so of course I'm working on that wiki...)

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I AM FUCKING REELING RIGHT NOW WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??????

I think they might be trying to do toxic yaoi final two. I WILL NOT LET THEM DO TOXIC YAOI FINAL TWO. (For those unaware, I know someone who ships Spruce and Grapes)

So like... how... what.

Davidworm return??? I guess I have an excuse to do Davidworm's page now...

Honestly I was kinda hoping they actually got voices but no they had to save Spruce and it was really funny.

I feel like they probably actually wanted Beehive to stay considering they didn't show the exact votes until the end after Spruce was saved. Also help Beehive and Spruce were so sweet this episode.

Kinda wanna start shipping Beehive and Spruce now but like I dunno...

ALSO THE FUCKING GRAVESTONE FOR REDCURRANT... WHY A GRAVESTONE...

(I'm worried Redcurrant will go and I will die emotionally if my pookie goes especially with the shit I'm going through IRL)

Also to address the fics I've written lately... the Double Down fandom has like two writers in total don't blame me for being one of them. I felt bad for the only other person writing fics.

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im scrolling through the BFDI Mini natural 10 comments and the further I scroll the more the a outweighs the b and I'm losing hope of Redcurrant making final two. why is toxic yaoi ripping my pookie away (first Spruce, now grapes)

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its been 11 days since bfdi mini natural 10

we should be getting bfdi mini natural 11

please help im really really worried my pookie wont win

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guys we might legit go a month with no new BFDI Mini natural episode...

WHERE IS MY FINALE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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guys in their latest short the beehive supervan was mentioned bfdi mini natural 11 is real hhhhhhhhhggggggggg

im totally perfectly okay and definitely NOT losing my mind waiting for bfdi mini natural 11 bc by the time ep 5 of ii s1 remaster comes out it will be a month since last bfdi mini natural episode hhhhhhhhhghghghghghggggggg

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MY POOKIE

MY POOKIE WON

I don't care at all about this ELA assignment in the first place and now my pookie is here to save me!

Also Spruce Tree goated for saving Redcurrant's ass and letting my pookie win!

I will yap more later I need to finish this assignment...

idk if its on YouTube but its on tiktok

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I think I'm in some hyper realistic ass dream this does not feel real.

They went back to the Evil Forest only to learn a zombie outbreak happened.

But before even that Redcurrant survives with 36 less votes.

hnnng I know I said Aroace Spruce but Sprucegrapes is really growing on me... and like... why were they so cute in that one scene...

Also Spruce needs to teach Tree how to whistle. ifykyk

Goiky Highway return is always nice. Loved the scene.

EVIDENCE BAG APPEARANCE WOOOO!!! We love seeing og BFDI Mini rep here.

The tape is awesome... "KEEP OUT!! QUARANTINED!"

Also this is one big TPOT 9 reference... and TPOT 9 leads to TPOT 10... TPOT 10 being one of, if not my favorite, TPOT episode.

Bro the zombies look so silly here for some reason. I think the main reason this episode is funny while TPOT 9 is scary is just environment and how it was formatted.

Never really played PVZ but I think it was hilarious here.

Once I post this I'm going to change my AO3 PFP just to another Redcurrant screenshot

Redcurrant beating up Autumn Leaf and Geode at once was cool, especially when Redcurrant got pinned and someone dropped the steaks down.

Also what do you mean Redcurrant kicked a steak into Geode's face-

Spruce tripping and getting two just like that was silly. Spruce fighting Chestnut was intense, though, and Chestnut's cap coming off was cute.

Cutting back over to Redcurrant... Beehive is being controlled by a pro Smash Bros player. The only reason Redcurrant lived was because they parried an attack.

And then Redcurrant being out of steaks, and Spruce giving them the last one, saving Aurora Borealis????? HELLO???

And then they have a party <3.

(I need someone to slap me to make sure I'm not having some super hyper-realistic dream.)

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so ya know I don't properly use Tiktok (I first watched BFDI Mini natural 11 bc someone SENT ME the Tiktok and I didn't even go on the website) but season 8 might be summer themed so i'm working on a list of rcs from across all seasons of BFDI for options to be put within a summer themed Mini season.

I am perfectly sane.

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so like today's my last day of the school year and ik for those serious readers I've teased about a summer plan so here is where I'm announcing it bc it does have some Mini ships in there:

I'm doing a summer fic-athon!!! And, I've selected a ripe 74 ships (because my summer vacation is 74 days long) and you, YES YOU READERS, will be getting a new ship daily! Although I don't want to spoil ALL of the ships on there, rest assured it has Mini ships, including:

Chestcurrant

UShake

Purple Rose

Jordansicle

Quartack

Aurora Shell

and Marble Bag!!!!

Now I just gotta get through today guys!

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yeah sorry no fic yesterday no fics until I get better

someone should make a purple girl edit with I bet on losing dogs as the song

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ya know considering its pride month YOU WOULD THINK THE WORLD WOULD CURE ME OF MY ALIMENT (I'm still sick, hence the lack of fics)

anyways purple rose... lesbians.

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I come back from  lunch to see one of my friends messaged my gc with  an image and its a season 8 teaser. I don't exactly believe her bc I cant find it on YouTube but she says its on twitter

I check the wiki like a normal person

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa /vpos

I need to process some shit real quick

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the wiki warriors are insane and already got most of the cast figured out!

100% in:

Diving Board

Palmy

Sunscreen

Watermelon Slice

Rafty

Sandcastle

Orange Surfboard

Figured out* but not 100% lined up:

Coconut Water

Rock

Now my prediction...

THE LAST ONE IS FOOTBALL BUT SPECIFICALLY FROM BFDI 16!!!!!!!

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I was gonna do my next fic be like 1678 words movie night fic bc then I'd have exactly 100k words but throw that out THE FUCKING WINDOW WE GOT SEASON EIGHT BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE OG BFDI REFERENCE?? THE TEAMS LIKE AGAIN'S FIRST CHALLENGE??

im going to die happy

also voted [A] bc sandcastle looks so happy to be here and got to do literally nothing :(

also LOVING the cast rn, but my favorites are def sandcastle and the little ball.

WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE FACT WATERMELON'S EYES ARE SEEDS. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THAT.

they're at the beach that Spongy was at in that one BFDIA episode.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

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Orange Surfboard x Sunscreen, this was the ship everyone instantly went for.

Here's some silly surfscreen headcanons:

Sunscreen had no idea who Orange Surfboard was

Orange Surfboard fully believes he's better than Sunscreen

Sunscreen always gets fed up with Orange Surfboard's fame-seeking behaviors

Behind the popularity Orange Surfboard is actually really chill and that's the side of Orange Surfboard Sunscreen fell in love with

Orange Surfboard always puts popularity first

Sunscreen secretly kept the frisbee Orange Surfboard signed

yeah that's all for now I'm going insane lol

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I don't know what part of me deciding editing the wiki was a good idea considering last time I did a batch I was losing my mind but TWO PAGES DEEP AND IVE ALREADY GONE THROUGH HURDLES MATE.

good news sunscreen taught me how to add images to the character section at the top of pages

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no daily fic today guys I still got to finish Pearl's wiki page and then I'm going to go through and make sure all the links are set up correctly and start work on character relations and moving the gallery over to the actual gallery page. wiki work is VERY important to me.

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im editing the wiki (as one does) and just did watermelon slice's relationship page because OF COURSE I just did that page.

and like

not even 5 minutes later

someone comments

"buh"

THE FUCK YOU MEAN "buh"

DO YOU NOT CARE THAT IM ACTUALLY GIVING A FUCK

ABOUT THE WIKI?????

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no fics today either, combo of possibly doing wiki work and exploding over s3 third kits

I think Beehive would play something meta in s3, like Splash back when it was meta. Actually I think Beehive just stuck with Splash and swapped to Neo when it became meta.

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hahahhahaha sooorrrrrrryy I was very busy yesterday

i have a YouTube channel and I'm working on getting a vid and rebrand done lol sorry i just vanished off the face of ao3 lololol

I wanna start making bfdi mini content for YouTube so I'm getting some videos prepped and making a new pfp and banner

my editing software is ass but I'd rather deal with it than exploding my computer's storage.

(also hint hint for the video I'm making: pookie)

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I had the idea to do art of some bfdi mini contestants with song lyrics but the only two I know what I wanna do with is Purple Girl (I Bet On Losing Dogs) and Orange Surfboard (I Am A Superstar With a Big Big House and a Big Big Car)

if u have any suggestions plz offer them to me

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can someone please teach me in the comments  how to add images on ao3

I made some purple girl art and I actively want to show you guys but ao3

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I made a Pinterest account and the only thing I posted was Purple Girl fanart...

https://pin.it/1jMz8MHbi

there's the link to the purple girl art lol I don't know if ao3 will take image from pinterest

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I made a TikTok for the sole purpose of bfdi mini. it always posts to TikTok before YouTube.

Also more toxic yaoi my favorite <3

Palmy teaming up with Rafty was clever, I knew Palmy was gonna be a silly trouble maker

Sunscreen looks so pissed the entire time but kicking Diving Board must hurt a LOT.

Why does Diving Board run like those weird videos of "how would ___ move"

Beach Ball stays positive.

I love how Coconut Water tried to just stay under the radar the entire time.

And I'm sorry, party hard Sandcastle was NOT what I expected. But go Sandcastle, PARTY HARD!

Watermelon talking in Animal Crossing speak is perfection. THIS is why BFDI Mini transcends language.

The Orange Surfboard eyebrow raise. THE ORANGE SURFBOARD EYEBROW RAISE.

Sunscreen needs a hug

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LOOSER PERFORMED FOR THE MINI FOLKS AND THERE ARE SO MANY THERE OMG

AND REDCURRANT MY POOKIE <3

I was at a pride event today and ended up editing redcurrant's page IN THE CAR like if that's not some damn dedication I don't know what the fuck is.

anyways yeah TPOT 18 was good but there is one scene I care about and one scene alone because BFDI Mini be like that.

multiple characters got updated models as well and I'm  going to fish out those updated models for my life :3

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I couldn't sleep last night and somehow my sleep deprived brain made... a decent cast for a fake mini season. I plan to use this for a future video tho so no you don't get to know what the fake cast is. once I finish that Redcurrant video I'm instantly going to start production on the next video because this video already has some notes and like damn it's going to be... A LOT of effort.

anyways I should go finish that Redcurrant video since its only like a bit of work, just a few screenshots and some expression editing. like that really shouldn't be too hard. but ADHD may make that way harder lol

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https://youtube.com/shorts/z6GozKeSqxo?si=oj-u-wpb3PXPdXOO

I HAS LOTS OF WORDS BUT INSTEAD OF SPEAKING THOSE WORDS IM GOING TO DO DRAMA IN THE CHATFIC (this just in: Seashell gets kidnapped)

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I tried to go onto YouTube only to instantly be blasted with a leak of the entirety of TPOT 19 (I just wanted to go to YouTube studio for later) so I don't even know if I'll be able to survive. We will be walking on eggshells to avoid as many spoilers as possible.

just to make it easier for everyone, here's a link so we can insta-hop to jacknjellify without having to risk spoilers:

https://www.youtube.com/@BFDI/featured

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So this morning I wake up and hop onto YouTube to see if I have any new notifications because I would appreciate seeing positive comments on my content talking about my videos and the comments really spark joy and motivation and all of that. But instead, I wake up to hate comments. Comments telling me there's no lore in BFDI Mini (completely false) and asking why we're reviewing ten second episodes (the episode was not ten seconds long). I just, I don't fucking understand. Maybe if my channel was, like, a few hundred subs, maybe over a thousand, I'd understand getting some fucking hate comments. But no, my channel has FUCKING SIXTY NINE SUBS. WHY ARE YOU HATING ON A CHANNEL WITH LESS THAN A HUNDRED FUCKING SUBS. I just don't get it and the hate comments fucking suck. Why the fuck are you hating on me? Is it just because I want to talk about my FUCKING PASSION in BFDI Mini? Is BFDI Mini actually hated on YouTube? Seriously, what the fuck is with these hate comments? And it isn't just that, because there are people DISLIKING MY VIDEOS. If I was bigger, I'd get it. But I don't even have 100 subs, so what the fuck?

I'm just really pissed about this because I'm a really small creator on YouTube with a lot of passion for talking about what I love and instead of getting supported, I'm getting fucking bashed into the ground.

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THEY GAVE REDCURRANT A VOICE

I REPEAT

THEY GAVE REDCURRANT A VOICE

I'M SO HAPPY

im probably going to have to completely recharacterize redcurrant from this one line but FUCK IT WE BALL!!

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So for those aware I'm 10 fics from 100 so I was looking for ten ships I felt needed AO3 tags that I'd be willing to write the only way I know how: looking at random characters on the shipping wiki. So I'm looking at some Barf Bag ships, of course I'm on the shipping wiki, and I see the... I cannot call this a beauty I see the CONCERNING ship between, of all things, Barf Bag... and Palmy. WHAT THE FUCK?!?

anyways im making a list of ten ships that I wanna write and barfdrop is on there

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So this is going to be a little complicated but trust you have to follow through with me. I'm going to start with TPOT 19 release date theories.

My theory? July 14th. Why? https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxznT9yQa9dCqWxedFFI96ku7we1YhuRcV This is a link to a post on the AnimationEpic channel about II Season Four. So why would TPOT 19 and II S4 drop on the same day? If we look at BFDIA 14 and II S2 E15, same release date. So, why wouldn't they post it same day? Plus, if we look at Jacknjellify's latest YouTube post, it's about BFDIA 21 and 22. With this knowledge, we KNOW that TPOT 19 has to release very soon.

And about that community post on Jacknejellify... did you, perhaps, notice something?

Look closer. Like, really close. In the corner. Where it says "Stay Tuned!"

Have you noticed it?

The exclamation mark is a flag.

Now, this may seem insignificant to most. BUT I AM NOT MOST! If we go back to last year's post about BFDIA, where it said "Stay Tuned!", the bunk beds were at the top of the exclamation mark. And now it's a flag.

BFDIA 22's challenge will have to do with flags. Trust me.

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hey guys bfdi mini resort 5 is finally on youtube

thats this entire chapter I don't wanna spoil it for analyticaltomato lol (hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii)

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im not even going to go into that much detail im going to make a video on this but BFDI mini resort has decided the concept of norms just does not exist (its out... and you really should understand what i mean by "the concept of norms doesn't exist")

anyways rooting for birdie because birdie cool

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im sorry bfdi MINI resort 7 has me reeling.

anyways popcorn x pearl anyone?

this isn't even like a crack ship or anything pearl's top contact was popcorn in bfdi MINI resort 7

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srry I haven't touched this in a while lol

ok so like kebabs special day dropped and I know it was based around clapboard tape and onigiri but there's a very specific detail that, if you aren't like me, you wouldn't think about.

that detail is kebabs design.

I know what you're probably thinking: how is that of all things so important? let me break it down.

this all comes down to TPOT 18. in TPOT 18, we see updated designs for a handful of BFDI mini characters. one of these is kebab. kebab got an updated design in TPOT 18. so, maybe that's just kebabs new design? something that changes sometime between again and TPOT 18.

but then kebabs special day drops. and for a few seconds, kebab is there. and its using kebabs old design. but this isn't the first time we've had a reversal like that. no no no, we have another case.

seashell.

in BFDI mini resort, we see seashell after TPOT 18. now, lets assume that BFDI mini resort takes place the same day it releases. therefore, it takes place after TPOT 18. yet, seashell's design is the one used in mini, not TPOT.

this leads me to two theories:

1. BFDI mini resort takes place before TPOT 18, along with kebabs special day. sometime between these events and TPOT 18 a design update happens similar to that of bfdia 13.

2. the designs in TPOT 18 were specifically created for that episode, as not only was TPOT 18 airing at vidcon, but its also an official episode, which holds higher quality than mini. due to this, technically the designs in TPOT 18 are NOT canon, even though appearing in a canon episode, simply for the sake of higher quality within tpot 18.

im sorry if this seems a little unhinged I'm just going a bit insane.

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TPOT 20 IS GOING TO BE IN THEATERS

I REPEAT

IN THEATERS

AND THERES AN AMC NEAR ME

PLZ LET TPOT 20 AIR THERE

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so like...

now that resort is over, everyone in the mini side of the community is moving on to "what's the next season"

and there's going to be returners...

its not all stars...

now, obviously, it doesn't *have* to be underdogs...

but if it is...

please

please

let kebab return

I will change my ao3 PFP to kebab if kebab returns next season.

this is a promise.

anyways back to writing leafpin yuri

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hey yall!

so as you all know, TPOT 20 is airing in theaters tomorrow... and I'm not going.

this is why I'm kinda making this, I want to go into TPOT 20 blind. to go in blind, I'm specifically going to go radio silent tomorrow, other than on a couple of safe fics I've picked out. if you are in a discord server with me, you will NOT catch me there, the only YouTube I will have up is for Jacknjellify, and, worst of all, other than the fics I've picked out, NO AO3.

im going to survive the spoilers.

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ive been exploding for the past... well uh... for the past while so here :D

BFDI MINI REDUX IS REAL AND I HAVE MANY WORDS FOR THIS SEASON

starting with references I found through a couple watches:

• Obviously, the challenge.
• Bringing that up, it starts off the exact same way
• Palmy (replacing Spruce Tree) follows Lotus Flower and Beehive
• Lotus Flower getting crushed
• Pastel Feather's strategy
• the fact multiple contestants want to use Long Marker (like basically all of Replicas)
• A character ending up in space
• Animal Crossing voice
• I feel like Popsicle's kick is a reference but I'm not sure

so yeah. lots of stuffs.

anyways other things that aren't like references but still important:

• the season has 12 contestants
  • this means there wont be a rejoin
• lotus and lithium are getting their best chance at getting flavor (hooray!)
• Popsicle doesn't have his husband
• in the art it looks like Deadly wants Mocha's laser gun lmao
• Deadly still likes murder :)
• im overall excited for the season

prior season stats:

1 character from BFDI Mini
1 character from BFDI Mini Again
3 characters from BFDI Mini Deluxe
1 character from BFDI Mini, Seriously!
2 characters from BFDI Mini Delicious
1 character from BFDI Mini Replicas
2 characters from BFDI Mini Natural
1 character from BFDI Mini Resort

I'm not surprised Resort isn't getting a lot of rep, it's the second-most recent season (behind this new one, obviously)

I am a tad bit surprised about the Deluxe rep though. 3 characters? That's a lot for a cast of only 12.

It would have been so funny to get Purple Girl in the season, though I'm not surprised she isn't here.

As for the actual cast and who I'm rooting for and whatnot:

Pastel Feather is my number 1 pick for a winner

Beehive is right behind that

Buttslide Man is 100% getting out

I wanna see Credit Card make another really good run

I can see Popsicle and Popcorn EITHER putting their past aside and working together OR having insane beef with one another

Lotus Flower and Beehive are definitely going to have some kind of friendship

...anyways I uh... have more mini things to do...