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1. Stop being a fucking idiot and let me help you by Silvermoonwater

   Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Mar 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Kaladin/Teft (Stormlight Archive)
   • Kaladin (Stormlight Archive)
   • Teft (Stormlight Archive)
   • Spanking
   • Bottom Kaladin (Stormlight Archive)
   • Porn With Plot
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • this was meant to be just straight fucking but then it grew like 3.5k of setup and now we're here
   • cameos by various bridge four members
   • Book 03: Oathbringer (Stormlight Archive)
   • Post-Book 03: Oathbringer (Stormlight Archive)
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • It's fine - Kaladin just drops so hard he legitimately scares Teft
   • Subdrop

   Summary

   Kaladin has taken the weight of the world on his shoulders, and it's breaking the cracks in his soul wide open. Teft can't stand to see him do this to himself, and takes care of him every way he knows how. Every, way.

   Spiritual sequel to "How flexible are you anyway?" but doesn't require knowledge of it. Just assumes Kaladin/Teft were fuckbuddies during WoR and picks up after Oathbringer.

   Series

   • Part 2 of Kaladin and Teft have a good fucking time

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,023

   Chapters:

   3/3

   Comments:

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