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"stop it bip!"
Gib pulled bip from someone's head, it had been a hard day, bip caused a lot of trouble, every day it had been like that for forever now, going on a walk in the woods and adopting a random rabbit dog creature wasn't such a good idea
The kid just glitches out, makes gibs body kinda explode, uses electric powers, spits fire
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Jack doesn't really want to watch bip anymore
so many bills big had to pay, so many people he had to apologize to, so many hours of community service to not end up in jail, so many boxes of pretzel sticks
It's stressful, taking care of bip is not easy
So sometimes, he has to do something to relax a bit
Gib held his small bunny friend as he walked home, he walked in and closed the door then set bip down
Gib:"ok bip, I'll let you play some Minecraft, i need to do some important adult stuff, in my room, ok?"
Bip: "what are you gon do?"
Gib blushes and looks down, of course he's not going to tell this kid about what he was actually going to do very soon, but he doesn't know what lie he is going to tell
Gib:"just uh... Some... S-some some paperwork stuff? Boring paperwork things you don't like"
Bip looked up at him and frowned
Bip:"dat sound sooo booring"
Gib internally felt relieved, of course he did, why would he worry about bip being suspicious of anything anyway?
Gib:"yeah it is so you play your game until I'm done"
After making sure bip was playing Minecraft, Gib then walked to his room, and locked the door, he made sure that didn't sneak into his room by looking under everything, and inside everything, when he was sure he then grabbed a box of tissues, and sat in front of the computer, and started searching for stuff
"Ok so this one..."
Gib whispered to himself as he started searching e621, he immediately started sweating as he saw some animations featuring "chikn nuggit" characters, he watched as the little cute characters started fucking each other, then it happened, his member started poking out of his sheathe, and he rubbed it carefully as it did, he was just figuring out he had a thing for... Cute cartoons
Something about how adorable the features on those characters are, their big round eyes, their little bodies, the soft looking chubby proportions, it hit right it hit good, but... There was a problem, but his mind couldn't figure out exactly what it was right now
He focused on stroking his member slowly from tip to base, he had a regular sized member for his body, he didn't think of himself as being big but, it really didn't matter to him specially now as he was jerking off in the dark where no one could judge him
He started panting and grunting, but got tired of the current video so he switched to other ones, featuring parappa, kirby, animal crossing, smiling critters, but he kept edging himself trying to find the best video to finish to
Everything was going well until...
???"ooohh..."
He heard a familiar sound, of someone jumping sounding like a ball in a computer game... Oh no
Bip had jumped on his leg, and looked at gibs member while having his usual goofy smile
Bip:"ooooh wha is dis?"
It all happened so fast, gib just sat in shock not knowing exactly what to say or do, this was very unexpected, why... How...
Gib:"b-bip?! N-no!"
Gib held bip and pulled him away from his member, he did it weakly and half heartedly, not being really sure on what to do
Bip:"lemme see diiis!"
Bip then grabbed onto gibs member again, this time letting a little bit of electricity through
Gib:"ahh! Bip, what the heck?! You can't! That's a part of-"
Bip then sniffed his member, and gib immediately froze again, he felt chills, there was no way, he couldn't be... That was enough
Gib grabbed bip and pulled him off his dick fast
Gib:"bad! That's bad that's something you can't touch!"
Bip:"but it smel so good"
Gib:"stop talking about it!" Y-your grounded!"
Bip gasps and tears up, gib feels bad but just puts a sticker on bips face that says :"been bad" and takes him to the living room, he then turns off the console that bip left on and unplugs it and takes it away
Gib:"no more minecraft for a 3 days!"
Bip:"noooooo waahhhh"
Bip starts whining but doesn't really start crying, he just feels frustrated that he doesn't get to play for reasons he doesn't understand, why is it bad to touch gibs meat stick?
Gib:"and no coming in my room!"
Gib blushes as he walks back into his room and looks around it again, not knowing how the hell he got in there, he then closes the windows full of porn, then sits down in silence, just... Thinking
What did he do? What just happened? Bip... Touched his dick! Not only did he see it but he touched it, and sniffed it, he is curious about that now, which is a problem when it comes to things he likes and thinks they smell good
It wasn't his fault but, what else could gib do? Bip clearly didn't know what it was but he had to do something to stop him from touching it, did he go too far?
His mind raced as he walked to his bed, laying down, and staring at the ceiling for hours, until he finally fell asleep
He was having a regular dream, about him and bip eating icecream and the icecream turning out to be made of grass and bip using a fedora that was full of mac and cheese that dissipated into thin air and turned into a bird
He didn't even remember what happened before he fell asleep until...
bip turned around to play with a butterfly or some other bug, whatever it was, gib didn't pay attention, he just looked at bip and noticed how... How much his little butt shook when he was playing around like that
Something about that white fluffy bottom, shaking around innocently, together with the memory of what had happened the other day, something in gib's mind clicked, it couldn't be... He couldn't possibly be..
Attracted to bip?!
"no no no no no no NO"
Gib's mind was overwhelmed, he couldn't actually want his little friend, he is like a little brother to him, but unfortunately it was true, he was very, very into the little energetic ball of white fluff
He needed to distract himself, distract himself from the idea of grabbing that little creature and-
Bip:"Oh! Ids dat thing again!"
Gib:"hm?.. AH!"
Gib was so distracted by his thoughts that he didn't realize that he was having an erection, he looked around, no one was watching, so he reached for bip and nabbed him away, but before he could do anything, he woke up panting and sweating
"Ah!.... Hm?... Uh?.."
He looked around and it was just his room, it was a dream, but why did he have that dream? Was he going insane?
He needed to relieve himself, he needed something that made him feel good, something that wasn't related to that sweet soft delicate little white a-
Gib:"ugh!! No no oh no nononononononono"
He said as he desperately went to triple check if everything was locked, and every crevice was covered and stuffed, he spent what felt like hours checking if bip wasn't there, or if there was any way he could come in
When he was done, he immediately grabbed a chikn nuggit toy plushy from under the bed, and started playing clips of him speaking from his youtube shorts
Chikn:"regular is too sweet!"
Gib:"oh yeah~"
Gib started to rub his sheathe carefully, and moaned as he watched the clips, slowly getting harder, keeping the plushy under his cock
Gib:"oh chikn... Your so relatable chikn, i wanna buy all your merch ahh"
Chikn:Ohhh yess, ohhh yess, nuggets, fries... Sau-"
Gib stroked his dick while the clips played, he started rubbing himself against the plushy as his dick got fully hard, the plushy so soft, and fluffy..
Chikn:"reminder that its ok to go do your own activities and stuff"
Gib moaned and rubbed his cock on the plushy
Gib:"ah chikn i totally agree with you"
???:"me too!"
Gib froze, and was shaking hard, he felt something move as he heard that, he looked down slowly and realized
Bip was inside his chikn nuggit plushy this whole time
Gib:"W-wha... Wh... Wha.. what... Wh"
Bip:"suwprise! Oh! Let me help you"
Bip grabbed gib's dick, stroking it while looking innocently at his friend
Gib was too in shock to react
Bip:"like dis? I saw you touching dis, you laike when you do this"
Gib gasped and sweated hard
Gib:"no no, you can't... I... I couldn't, its... Only good when i do it"
Bip:"I don't make you happy?'
Bip started tearing up, gib panicked
Gib:"no no no you, you do its ju"
Bip:"oh! Okay den!"
Before gib could say anything, bip inserted part of gib's meat into his mouth
It felt amazing, better than anything, he gasped and moaned, loving the feeling, bip could see he was doing a good job
Bip:"gib feels good, aim so happy"
Bip licked and sucked on gib's meat like a popsicle, and rubbed himself on it, his own little meat getting hard under the "costume" he was wearing, he didn't know what he was feeling, but he did love making his friend happy
Gib:"mmmm~ bip... Your... Yes you're making me happy"
By now gib had given up holding back, he was so horny that he just sat there, letting the little fluff ball have his way with his dick, he began petting bip's head, he loved this, he loved the feeling of bip's small mouth on him, he loved how he used his energetic little body to pleasure him, he was doing his best, even though he had no idea what this actually was
Bip:"oh, didn't know it sweated"
Gib knew what that meant, he let out some pre cum in bip's mouth, that was it, he was gonna let it happen, he didn't care anymore, he just wanted to finish this so he could be satisfied
Gib:"oh yeah.. bip... You are doing.. G-great, keep going buddy, my best buddy"
Bip was really happy to hear that, he looked directly at gib's eyes as he started moving at super speed, making his iconic gaming noises, he kept that for not very long, until he felt something warm, slimy and thick coming into his mouth, he stayed still looking confused, only when his mouth was completely full, and the liquid stopped filling it, with his cheeks bulging, he noticed the not so good taste, and frowned at gib
Gib was panting looking at nowhere, then he looked at bip, and realized what he had done, this wasn't good
Gib:"bip i-"
Bip:"Uh... Bleeh!"
He spitted out everything onto gib's lap, he hated it, the bad taste, he hated the taste of whatever that stuff was, he frowned and teared up, and cleaned his mouth on his costume's ear
Bip:"bleh.. uh! Wat was dat?!'
Gib:" that was, something i didn't mean to put in your mouth, I'm sorry bip, i-i really didn't want to do that, would, w-would being freed from your punishment make you feel better? You can play and eat as much as you want, i will order some pizza for you, how does that sound?"
Bip looked down then hugged gib
Bip:"yesh... I wove you!"
Gib has done it, now they both are much more than just friends, they are lovers