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1. I Hope you Choke by Astriar

   Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen
   • Work in Progress

   29 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Jetfire | Skyfire/Starscream (Transformers)
   • Skywarp/Starscream/Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Starscream (Transformers)
   • Jetfire | Skyfire (Transformers)
   • Skywarp (Transformers)
   • Thundercracker (Transformers)
   • Soundwave (Transformers)
   • Megatron (Transformers)
   • Knock Out (Transformers)
   • Ratchet (Transformers)
   • Wheeljack (Transformers)
   • Optimus Prime
   • Whump
   • Continuity Soup (Transformers)
   • Hanahaki Disease
   • but not really? you'll see
   • Starscream Needs A Hug (Transformers)
   • and maybe a week off
   • Sickfic
   • Past Skyfire/Starscream - Freeform
   • Hanahaki is a smaller part of the plot
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Purging (Transformers)
   • Angst
   • Overuse of italics
   • probably downright abuse of italics at this point
   • Abuse
   • of Starscream not italics
   • Hallucinations

   Summary

   “You,” Megatron pointed at his chest, fusion cannon incidentally following, and Starscream shut his intake with an audible clack. “Are the Decepticon scientist. I don’t care if Laserbeak has to drag you out there by your pedes, you are going to figure out what’s going on here.”

   “Oh, so now we’re respecting my title as a scientist?” Starscream hissed under his breath, remembering the many, many, many times his brilliant inventions have gotten shot down over the years. “If you would ever pay attention, you’d know that I’m an inventor. An engineer! I have no expertise in anything remotely related to alien or Cybertronian biology!”

   Starscream was lying.

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   While his trine is on vacation, Starscream is forced to investigate a new Autobot bioweapon. It does not go as planned.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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   Chapters:

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   Kudos:

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