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Ancients, Beasts and... children- what?

Summary:

Several users have joined!
Candy Apple: Told you this would work
BS: I has joking…
Pure Vanilla: what the fUCK-?

Or

A silly crk chat fic based on my sleepy midnight brain

Notes:

I was playing crk a few minutes ago and looking at The Flame Awakens stroy and randomly thought of this so… enjoy. Mind the tags

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues
Custard Cookie III - orphan
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Pure Chaos- hold up

Chapter Text

Truce

 

Two Timing: I almost killed someone once

 

I will Falter: White Lily, you what-?

 

Hiding: Woah… didn’t think you had it in you, guardian.

 

Two Timing: shut up.

 

Emo: …Me and Hollyberry left for two minutes to get Pitaya, what happened.

 

Dragon: Whoever keeps putting those stupid traps up-

 

Juice-aholic: no.

 

Dragon: but-

 

Juice-aholic: no.

 

Dragon: ..fine.

 

 

Several people have joined the server!

 

 

Burning: …ex-fucking-scuse me?

 

Daddy’s Girl: I told you it would work, BS :D!

 

Daddy’s boy: holy shit Candy, i was joking when i said hack the server

 

Anger issues: SO I DID THIS FOR NOTHING?

 


 Oven Trauma: Nope!

 

I will Falter: …What the fuck?



Chapter 2: Oh my god, they’re orphans.

Summary:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues
Custard Cookie III - orphan
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

Notes:

The title says all lmao

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Orphan: I miss my dad…

 

Anger Issues: no- NO. Custard Cookie, stop reminding us of what we don't have anymore!

 

Oven Trauma: parents? What are those

 

Fluttershy: Gingerbrave… please.

 

I Will Falter: …as a fellow orphan…

 

Two Timing: Pure Vanilla, no.

 

I Will Falter: I want to adopt them. Can we?

 

Hiding: I already have two kids… know what, few more won’t hurt.

 

Daddy’s Girl: YAY I'M NOT THE YOUNGEST ANYMORE!



Daddy’s boy: no, you still are.

 

Daddy’s Girl: FUCK

 

Hiding: Candy Apple, language.

 

Daddy’s Girl: Sorry Shadow Milk Cookie :(

 

Juice-aholic: …Pure Vanilla, why.

 

I Will Falter: yes.

 

Emo: That's it, I'm going to visit my son.

 

Anger Issues: at least your family loves you and never hurt you in unexplainable ways!

 

Fluttershy: Wizard Cookie, do you need a hug?

 

Oven Trauma: and another therapy session.

 

Anger Issues: No, fuck you.

 

Juice-aholic: point taken, i'll get the adoption papers.

Notes:

Wizard Cookie holding Custard Cookie III
Meanwhile GingerBrave: SPARE CHANGEEE-
Strawberry cookie: about to snap

Chapter 3: Gay, Gay, Homosexual Gays

Summary:

Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues
Custard Cookie III - orphan
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

Notes:

Just fucking realized I forgot to post chapter three so enjoy the double chapter-

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Daddy’s Girl: SMC. SMC. BLACK SAPPHITRE-

 

Daddy’s Boy: SHUT. THE FUCK . UP.

 

Hiding: What now-

 

I Will Falter: language.

 

Daddy’s Girl: BS HAS A-

 

Daddy’s Boy: I WILL STRANGLE YOU CANDY APPLE, SHUT.

 

Dragon: Who’s dying?

 

Juice-Aholic: no one, go back to sleep.

 

Dragon: :(

 

Sparkle: ✨I’M BACK✨

 

Sparkle: …I left for a week to speak with my kingdom once again, and this happens?

 

Burning: ha ha, stupid whore.

 

Sparkle: ha ha, no bitches.

 

Two Timing: Oh my gods, just fuck already.

 

The Actual Silent One: I agree.

 

Burning: Mystic Flour-?

 

Sparkle: WHITE LILY-

 

I Will Falter: Oh, they’re finally fucking? Good.

 

Sparkle: And back to no contact.

 

Emo: Dark Choco Cookie said that i need to talk to White Lily and… “Catch that ass”

 

Emo: What does this mean?

 

Anger Issues: ew. Custard Cookie, cover your eyes.

 

Two Timing: DARK CACAO THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE.

 

Emo: what? Did I say something wrong?

 

Daddy’s Boy: sigh… crisis averted in the end.

Notes:

*Sniffs* Hm... smells gay (Me who's a raging poly bisexual)

Chapter 4: Inches

Summary:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/Dragon Fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/Whore
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/Flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues
Custard Cookie III - orphan
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

Notes:

If you know you know... Read the tags for the ships, people. I'm a multi shipper for a reason Also Name changes-

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Whore: 9 inches.

 

I Will Falter: …I’m concerned how you can still walk.

 

Dragon Fucker: Only 9? Try 12.

 

I Will Falter: …how are you alive.

 

Dragon Fucker: Talent.

 

Whore: Talent.

 

I Will Falter: Fuck you too. Also, 10 inches.

 

Whore: Did you measure-

 

I Will Falter: Down my throat.

 

Dragon Fucker: fair.

 

Sparkle: Are you fucking comparing your boyfriends dick sizes?

 

Emo: Excuse me-?

 

Flour: Knew it.

 

I Will Falter: FUCK-

 

Whore: ABANDON SHIP

 

Dragon Fucker: RUN.

 

Dragon: …What the fuck?

 

Liar Liar: Thats correct, what the fuck indeed.

Notes:

This was hell to make cause I made it in class and people were standing around me(they didn't see my screen).

Also I'll be making a poll on my Tumblr for if you guys want me to make a crk ship one shot? I'll be taking requested ships as well :)

Chapter 5: Chaos

Summary:

the trauma trio encounter something. Chaos insues.

Notes:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Oven Trauma: WIZARD COOKIE

 

Sass king: I just said it wasn’t my fault, GINGERBRAVE

 

I Will Falter: Wait, whats happening?

 

Daddy’s Girl: Drama!

 

Daddy’s Boy: drama~

 

Liar Liar: I’m so proud of my kids.

 

I Will Falter: don’t encourage them. Also what happened?

 

Fluttershy: Well.. we had encountered a few cake hounds. Wizard said since they were puppies they were harmless and we could just pass by-

 

Orphan issues: BUTTT there were two BIG ones and we got like- chased two villages away!

 

Oven Trauma: Exactly! I mean like, why didn’t you tell me?!

 

Sassy King: Because I wanted us to fail.

 

Sassy King: OBVIOUSLY I DIDN’T KNOW

 

Dragon: ssssigh. Holly sssaid to come get you.

 

Dragon Fucker: why are you hissing now-

 

Dragon: Feelsssss right.

 

Googie: dhjbhjbashbahjsa

 

Dragon Fucker: SNAPDRAGON WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

 

Googie: jddhjbjhabshbsx

 

Dragon: SnapDragon Cookie.

 

Googie: dhbsj

 

Dragon Fucker: apology accepted.

 

I Will Falter: Since when..?

 

Dragon Fucker: Don’t ask.

 

Liar Liar: BS, your grounded.

 

Daddy’s Boy: WHY?

 

Liar Liar: Cause you apparently snuck SilverBell in while me and Vanilly were.. Busy-

 

Whore: fucking.

 

I Will Falter: Shut up, go back to getting fucked.

 

Whore: GLADLY BITCH

 

Daddy’s Boy: One, ew. Two, that interaction scared me. Three.

 

Daddy’s Boy: CANDY APPLE

 

Daddy’s Girl: HEHEHEHE

 

Daddy’s Boy: WHEN I FIND YOU-

 

Liar Liar: No fighting.

 

I Will Falter: No, let them.

 

Liar Liar: …Is this my Vanilly or Truthless Recluse talking?

 

I Will Falter: both.

 

Sparkle: I can’t have a single day of peace here, huh?

 

Flour: With them…? No.

 

Burning: WHERE”S NUTMEG AND CAPSAICIN?

 

Flour: …YOU LOST YOUR CHILDREN-?

 

Sparkle: of for the love of….

 

Sassy King: womp womp.

Notes:

If anyone got the reference I'm gonna be so proud of my multi-fandom children. Also Truthless Recluse mentioned :)

Chapter 6: he did wHAT-

Summary:

based off a real life experience that happened yesterday during my singing rehearsal- it wasn't me who dislocated their knee, dw chat-

Notes:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Daddy’s Girl: ohmugodohmygod

 

Daddy’s Boy: Im gonna throw up-

 

Fluttershy: G I N G E R

 

Oven trauma: I KNOW

 

Liar Liar: uh, heh… vanilly, my pookie-

 

I Will Falter: who‘s hurt.

 

Liar Liar: wellll-

 

Oven Trauma: Wizard Cookie dislocated his knee

 

I Will Falter: .

 

I Will Falter: …he fucking what-?

 

Sassy King: NUTMEG TIGER PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

 

Burning: you found my baby?

 

Flour: …your worried about that?

 

Sparkle: really bitch?

 

Burning: fuck off, pretty bird

 

Sparkle: yes, i am pretty, im STUNNING thank you

 

Oven Trauma: … Wizard, why are you walking-

 

Sassy King: it popped back in place.

 

Flour: …

 

Liar Liar: oh dear-

 

Daddy’s Girl: uh… Black Sapphire passed out.

 

I Will Falter: im not drunk enough for this.

 

Dragon Fucker: if you steal my juice supply, im siccing Pitaya on you

 

I Will Falter: TRY ME BITCH

 

Flour: yeah no, im getting Cloud Haetae to guard my bagoda again

 

Emo: hell no, im not doing that shit again

 

Flour: no flour virus.

 

Emo: good.

 

Whore: Dark Cacao, you have five seconds

 

Emo: …coming-

 

Dragon Fucker: damn.

 

I Will Falter: i see why you had Elder Faerie wrapped around you finger

 

Whore: you wanna be next?

 

I Will Falter: id offer to you both, but not when your angry

 

Dragon: i left for a day, what the fuck jussst happened-

 

Flour: a lot.

 

Googie: fgdhsnfgydhsj

 

Dragon: FUCK YOU TOO LITTLE SHIT

 

Dragon Fucker: language, both of you

 

Daddy’s Boy: …why do i live. Just to suffer?

 

Sassy King: i feel you.

Notes:

a bit of a long chapter lmao- remember to check my Tumblr!

Chapter 7: Sex, sex and… more sex.

Summary:

Just warning y’all, lots of mentions of sex jokes and shit in this chapter. The rating is mature for a reason.

Notes:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I Will Falter: fuck.

 

Liar Liar: say less.

 

I Will Falter: no, not now, i just got my ass turned inside out-

 

Flour: didnt know Lily had a strap on.

 

I Will Falter: no-

 

Daddy’s Girl: dad please come pick me up im scared

 

Liar Liar: wheres the body

 

I Will Falter: im sorry?

 

Daddy’s Girl: no body… got rid of it

 

Liar Liar: thats my girl.

 

Daddy’s Girl: but im hearing two pairs of moans and its making me uncomfy

 

I Will Falter: IM SORRY??

 

Whore: its not us, Dark Cacao passed out

 

I Will Falter: i wonder why,

 

Whore: shut up before i fuck you again

 

I Will Falter: yes ma’am, message received.

 

Liar Liar: then who-

 

Liar Liar: …Wheres Burning Spice.

 

Daddy’s Girl: idk, hes been locked in his room :/

 

Flour: holy shit, i didn't think he’d actually do it

 

Liar Liar: WHATS THAT MEAN

 

Flour: i told him to fuck Golden Cheese or he’s the weakest beast.

 

Liar Liar: …why.

 

Flour: the hate flirting was getting annoying,

 

Daddy’s Girl: pretty sure the other pair is either Holly or Sapphire-

 

Liar Liar: …

 

Liar Liar: BLACK SAPPHIRE COOKIE I SWEAR TO THE WITCHES IF YOU SNUCK YOUR LITTLE FAERIE BOYFRIEND IN JUST TO FUCK HIM-

 

Daddy’s Boy: im not at home, dad.

 

Daddy’s Boy: and who said i was the one fucking him.

 

Whore: …Silverbell is a top-?

 


 Daddy’s Boy: no, hes just angry- oh shi-

 

I Will Falter: …on second though, hurry up and come fuck me Shadow.

 

Liar Liar: fucking bet, Vanilly.

 

Flour: ugh… Candy Apple, you wanna hang out with Cloud Haetea?

 

Daddy’s Girl: yes please




. . .




Emo: Im awake, what did i miss-

 

Dragon Fucker: not much, just everyone being horny.

 

Emo: considering i just woke up to Lily trying to fuck me again-

 

Whore: shut up. Off.

 

Emo: yes ma’am-

 

Dragon: ha. Sssslut.

 

Dragon Fucker: dont make me get the strap on again.

 

Dragon: …understood.

 

Burning: did your dumbass challenge, Mystic Flour, that proves i'm not no pussy.

 

Flour: you do realize you just fucked your enemy, right?

Sparkle: its called hate sex for a reason, neither of us enjoyed it,

 

Flour: sure. Say it to my face. Not now, Cloud Haetae is on duty

 

Sassy King: i was gone.. For a week and i come back to THIS

 

Oven Trauma: can i go join my brother now

 

Sassy King: i will kill you myself, don't you dare.

 

Fluttershy: aw. Couple goals. Im ignoring everything else

 

Oven Trauma: were not dating-

 

Sassy King: WERE NOT DATING

 

Orphan issues: Ginger, look, Wizard Cookie in a bikini

 

Sassy King: wait wha- MOTHER F-

 

Fluttershy: oh.

 

Flour: I’m going to adopt you poor kids. Not those two, Shadow can have them.

 

Fluttershy: :)

 

Orphan issues: :D



Notes:

The end was just random my mind is everywhere and no where lmao

Chapter 8: Midnight Shenanigans

Summary:

Eternal Sugar Cookie joins!

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore
Dark Cacao cookie - emo
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning/Hot Daddy
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie
Eternal Sugar: Succubus

Notes:

This was supposed to be a smc centric chapter to celebrate me getting him a few days ago but as you see, it spiraled out of control…

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Liar Liar: Vanilly…

 

I Will Falter: Yes, milky?

 

Liar Liar: You left… also Eternal Sugar is being an ANNOYING BITCH.

 

Dragon Fucker: thats my girlfriend, watch it.

 

Dragon: thatssss OUR pretty devil you piece of sssshit.

 

I Will Falter: Language.

 

Liar Liar: Fuck you- shit. Sorry Vanilly.

 

I Will Falter: I'm going to break up with you. That's a threat.

 

Liar Liar: ill bring you jellies and flowers every day.

 

I will Falter: Marry me.

 

Sassy King: Its 3am. Shut. the FUCK UP.

 

Daddy’s Boy: Please for the love of the witches.

 

Succubus: Hiiii

 

Liar Liar: …

 

I Will Falter: …

 

Dragon Fucker: :D

 

Dragon: :}



Daddy’s Girl: whos that-

 

Flour: oh hell no.

 

Hot Daddy: for the love of fucking-

 

Liar Liar: WHO LET YOU IN

 

Fluttershy: Go to sleep.

 

Sassy King: coming berry.

 

Succubus: hehe, pleasure to be here~

 

Hot Daddy: Fuck this shit im out.

 

Liar Liar: i’m going to fucking kill myself.

 

I Will Falter: This is Truthless Recluse. Do that ill choke you.

 

Liar Liar: understood.

 

Daddy’s Boy: I need new parents.

Sassy King: Don’t we all?

Notes:

I Stan my OT3s, I love PitayaBerry and EternalBerry equally, fight me.

Chapter 9: Children and ages

Summary:

Someone notices all the Beasts have children, ages are asked, and Pavlova joins the chat.

Also names got reset, I’ll fix them later.

 

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore
Dark Cacao cookie - emo/Simp
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning/Hot Daddy
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie
Eternal Sugar: Succubus
Pavlova Cookie: Pavlova(for now)

Notes:

Eternal Sugar: Oh Pavlova..~ Come out and play~

Pavlova: *aggressively trembling*

Sugarfly: *just there to comfort him*

 

This totally happened before Pavlova was added, prove me wrong

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

I Will Falter: Ive notice something. All the beasts have children.

 

Liar Liar: Black Sapphire and Candy Apple are technically your children too.

 

I Will Falter: My point stands.

 

Dragon Fucker: i have a granddaughter too.

 

Oven Trauma: wait granddaughter? How old are you guys-

 

I Will Falter: wait… guess.

 

Orphan issues: uh.. 10,000?

Simp: wha-

 

Whore: Oh my-

 

Burning: . . .

 

I Will Falter: WHAT?

Orphan Issues: you said guess-

 

Succubus: darling, we're not that old.. Speaking of children.



Eternal Sugar has added Pavlova Cookie



Pavlova: Eternal Sugar..? What’s this-

 

Succubus: nothing of importance, my dear, i had felt it required to have you!~

Pavlova: Oh.. thank you?

 

Pure Vanilla has reset all names

 

Shadow Milk: Vanilly, what the f-

 

Pure Vanilla: its just for today.

 

HollyBerry: know what, that seems right.

 

Eternal Sugar: Aw, i was having fun with the names~

 

Wizard: I wasn’t.

 

Strawberry: Uhm.. Ginger.. Wizard… i need help-

 

GingerBrave: on the way!

 

Wizard: don’t even gotta ask, berry, im coming

 

Custard III: wait for me!

 

Black Sapphire: aw, cute. Its disgusting.

 

White Lily: ill gladly add SilverBell.

 

Black Sapphire: statement retracted, id like to keep the ability to walk.

 

Pavlova: …I feel frightened..

 

Candy Apple: You’ll get used to it.


Pavlova: heh…?



Notes:

Me who ended up taking about 5 separate naps in the same day, but wanting to get updates out:

Also check out my new fic, make sure to look at the request page and mention if you have anything you want me to write :)

Chapter 10: Unanswered questions

Summary:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore/Lilies
Dark Cacao cookie - emo/Simp/dilf
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning/Hot Daddy
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie
Eternal Sugar: Succubus
Pavlova Cookie: rip-off Cupid
SilverBell: SilverBalls
Dark Choco: father-stabber
Licorice Cookie: secretly gay

Notes:

Giving thanks to the comments who suggested the names! Love you guys~ ^^

Edit: ALMOST FORGOT- shoutouts too Imaghostdipshit and DarkChocoNeedsTherapy for name suggestions and ideas!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Ripoff Cupid: Ah.. what’s a top..

I Will Falter: …

Liar Liar: …

Lilies: who.

 

GingerBrave added Dark Choco, SilverBell and Licorice Cookie

 

Daddy’s Boy: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT-

Daddy: Sapphire. You have three minutes

Daddy’s Boy: I know- I’m coming-

Succubus: oh?~

Daddy’s boy: not like that.

SilverBalls: it’s gonna be like that if you don’t- who changed my name?

Sass King: oops. Not sorry.

Dilf: …son.

Father-Stabbed: hello father- oh. I.. think you should change that.

Dilf: …what is a dilf

Secretly Gay: who added me-

Father Stabber: oh, hello darling.

Lilies: ..Dark Cacao, your sons gay!

Father Stabber: oh s-

Dilf: good for him, long as he’s happy.

Secretly gay: Aw.. your dad seems nice.

Oven Trauma: at least he has a dad.

Sass King: we are NOT going there again, Ginger.

ripoff Cupid: …no one answered my question.

Hot Daddy: well when-

Sparkle: no. Just no.

Liar Liar: yup. Just another day in hell.

Daddy’s Girl: papa, I don’t want to be here, Sappy is making noises again.

I Will Falter: STOP FUCKING AROUND YOUR SISTER, SAPPHIRE.

SilverBalls: oops- didn’t know anyone else was home.

Lilies: ah.. if only my ex was still here to control his surprisingly feral and horny kids.

I Will Falter: No.

Dilf: no.

Notes:

I lowkey ship Licorice Cookie and Dark Choco cookie, they just seem to blend well together… I love being a multishipper

Chapter 11: Dad jokes and insanity

Summary:

Dark Choco and Black Sapphire become dad joke survivors

Notes:

I feel silly even though I’ve been up until 4am for 3 day’s straight lmao

 

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore/Lilies
Dark Cacao cookie - emo/Simp/dilf
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning/Hot Daddy
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie
Eternal Sugar: Succubus
Pavlova Cookie: rip-off Cupid
SilverBell: SilverBalls
Dark Choco: father-stabber
Licorice Cookie: secretly gay

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Father- Stabber: Oh dear god, no.

Lilies: hm? Is there an issue-

father-Stabber: I am in need of help

Dilf: hello in need of help, I’m dad.

Liar Liar: …oh fuck no.

Flour: oh dear god.

Succubus: we’ll this just got interesting~

Daddy’s Boy: wait, what’s happening here?

I Will Falter: heh.. it seems a bit muggy out today

Daddy’s Boy: …

Hot Daddy: damn, now I gotta add my kids

Flour: I will reduce you to flour.

Hot Daddy: …how is Silent Salt not scared shitless of you.

Flour: they are.

Father Stabber: I’m traumatized.

Daddy’s Boy: I feel you…

Sparkle: I am so happy I don’t have children.

Dragon Fucker: awe, now I miss my daughter AND my granddaughter!

Succubus: wha-

Dragon: YOU HAVE KIDSSSS?

Dragon Fucker: didn’t I mention this?

Dragon: NO?

Succubus: No..?

Sparkle: how are me and White Lily the only ancients without children…

Lilies: Well….

Sparkle: …you did not.

Lilies: I did.

Sparkle: Goddamnit Lily.

Lilies: SilverBell needed a parent after my ex died!

I Will Falter: Please stop calling Elder Faerie your ex.

SilverBalls: please.

Father Stabber: Has it stopped?

Daddy’s Boy: I believe so.

Daddy’s Girl: this is why I’m the favorite!

Daddy’s boy: well, seems I no longer have a sister.

Daddy’s Girl: wha- EEKEKEK-

Liar Liar: why are my kids screaming

I Will Falter: pretty sure BS is strangling Candy Apple again.

Flour: each day that passes here, I lose more and more of my sanity…

Dilf: you never had any sanity,

Flour: I wish I would’ve crumbled you the first time.

Sparkle: Every time I come into this server… I wish I just let this spice bastard kill me.

Hot Daddy: how do you think I feel around these lunatics?

RipOff Cupid: ah yes… LOVE!~

Sparkle: shut your bitchass up-

Hot Daddy: GET OUT-

Notes:

Can you tell I got lazy at the end?

Chapter 12: Bloody Mary

Summary:

It’s Friday the 13th… the kids summon a demon, the ancients are in panic and the beasts are just there.

Notes:

Key:
Pure Vanilla cookie - I will Falter
HollyBerry cookie - juice-aholic/dragon fucker
White Lily cookie - two timing bitch/ Whore/Lilies
Dark Cacao cookie - emo/Simp/dilf
Golden Cheese cookie - sparkle
Shadow Milk cookie - in hiding/ Liar Liar
Burning Spice cookie - burning/Hot Daddy
Mystic Flour cookie - the actual silent one/flour
Black Sapphire cookie - daddy’s boy
Candy Apple cookie - daddy’s girl
Gringerbrave - oven trauma
Strawberry cookie - fluttershy
Wizard cookie - anger issues/Sassy King
Custard Cookie III - orphan/ Orphan Issues/ mini vanilla
Pitaya Cookie - dragon
SnapDragon Cookie - googie
Eternal Sugar: Succubus
Pavlova Cookie: rip-off Cupid
SilverBell: SilverBalls
Dark Choco: father-stabber/back stabber
Licorice Cookie: secretly gay

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Daddy’s Boy: HELP

Daddy’s Girl: THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA

Daddy’s Boy: IT WAS YOUR IDEA

Liar Liar: what the hell happened-

Back stabber: we may or may not have summoned a demon… aka Dark Enchantress Cookie-

Dilf: you what

I Will Falter: YOU WHAT-?

Mini Vanilla: we were trying to summon Bloody Mary!

Hot Daddy: nice.

I Will Falter: NO, NOT NICE.

Sassy King: oh sh- RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.

Daddy’s Girl: I don’t want to die beside Black Sapphire!

Daddy’s Boy: fuck you too.

Oven Trauma: I lied. I’m gay. I’m sorry-

Fluttershy: I love you guys

Mini Vanilla: WE LOVE YOU TOO

Cupid Rip-off: I should’ve stayed in the garden, I’m sorry SugarFly-

Back Stabber: guys. She’s gone.

SilverBalls: what do you mean gone-

Googie: Googie?

Dragon: MY CHILD

Succubus: Pavlova…

I Will Falter: this is why I don’t let you kids have sleepovers, I’m coming to get you.

Lilies: Yup, me too.

Dilf: we all are.

Sparkle: IS FETTUCCINE COOKIE WITH YOU ALL?

Mini Vanilla: uh.. yes

Sassy King: everyone is here, Cloud HaeTae, Nutmeg Tiger-

Hot Daddy: I’m sorry?

Flour: my child is what.

Liar Liar: yeah, we’re all coming to get our kids, no more sleepovers for you all.

Mini Vanilla: :(

Flutteryshy: 😞

Sassy King: know what, fair. Ginger, get off me.

Oven Trauma: sorry-

Back Stabber: pick me up please father.

Notes:

Can you tell I’m indulging all my stories today? Friday the 13th must be a lucky day!

Notes:

The chaos starts. The names have meaning people