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1. The Hero and the Princess and the Princess by Number1WitchSimp (TerminalMiraculosis)

   Fandoms: Slay the Princess (Visual Novel)  

   • Mature
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, F/F, Other
   • Complete Work

   15 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • The Long Quiet/The Princess (Slay the Princess)
   • Happily Ever After (Slay the Princess)/The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
   • The Long Quiet (Slay the Princess)
   • The Princess (Slay the Princess)
   • Happily Ever After (Slay the Princess)
   • The Witch (Slay the Princess)
   • The Prisoner (Slay the Princess)
   • The Tower (Slay the Princess)
   • The Spectre (Slay the Princess)
   • The Princess and the Dragon (Slay the Princess)
   • The Thorn (Slay the Princess)
   • The Cage (Slay the Princess)
   • The Fury (Slay the Princess)
   • Voice of the Hero (Slay the Princess)
   • Voice of the Opportunist (Slay the Princess)
   • Voice of the Skeptic (Slay the Princess)
   • Voice of the Broken (Slay the Princess)
   • Voice of the Cold (Slay the Princess)
   • The Narrator (Slay the Princess)
   • Voice of the Paranoid (Slay the Princess)
   • The Shifting Mound (Slay the Princess)
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • canon-typical long sections of banter without advancing the plot
   • that ones a joke dont worry i keep things moving (mostly)
   • look this is a fic about What if i could bring my princesses with me to the next run?
   • if that sounds interesting you will probably like it
   • shifty throughout all of this like: why are you running. WHY are you running.

   Summary

   The Narrator: You are on a path in the woods. And at the end of that path is a cabin. And in the basement of that cabin is a Princess. You're here to slay her. If you don't, it will be the end of the world.

   Happily Ever After: “Where am I?”

   The Narrator: Your fashionable companion stumbles a few steps forward, her heels wobbling on the uneven dirt of the path. She whirls her head around, as if searching for something that can’t be seen, and eventually her eyes settle on yours.

   Happily Ever After: “…Who are you?”

   * “Who are you?”

   Happily Ever After: “I’m … I’m a Princess. A-And I asked first!”

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   61,405

   Chapters:

   14/14

   Comments:

   362

   Kudos:

   517

   Bookmarks:

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