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Dynamight & Allmighty
One day after school Katsuki and Izuku (not knowing it was each other) were arguing online to a hate comment on an All Might fan post (it was most definitely rage bait but they’re 11 years old…do they even know what that is?…)
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dynamightiest @dynamighty_ :
stupid, you should take your dumb opinion and shove it up ur ass
>ALL NIGHT @allmighty_:
a bit vulgar but i agree with him!!
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ALL NIGHT @almighty_ would like to send you a message!
ALL NIGHT
hihihi ur funny wanna be moots???
plsplspls
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dynamightiest
u seem annoying but sure ig
…
ALL NIGHT
yayayay
so what’s ur name
(sry if i sound like a creep)
(WAIT! js fyi im not a creep)
dynamightiest
well fyi
(u sound like a creep)
also i dont do real names
ALL NIGHT
oh! sorry… didnt mean to pry
dynamightiest
nah its fine ok well how abt we have nicknames?
ALL NIGHT
wait i like that! ok how abt u be “moody teen”?
lolz
dynamightiest
oh wow…
“what’s that supposed to mean??? i have a perfect one for you, “ner d
ALL NIGHT
hey! im not nerdy!
dynamightiest
sure buddy sure…
A LL NIGHT
ok well wtv why dont we say stuff abt each other
and come up with names then
dynamightiest
sure ig nerd
UH OH i think one stuck alr!
ALL NIGHT
noooo
ok ok wait
i have the perfect one for you
drumrolls pls!!!
stranger.
dynamightiest
literal crickets.
BOOOOOOOO
*throws a rotten tomato*
SO BORING!!
ALL NIGHT
what?! i like it i think its pretty nice
(„ᵕ`֊´ᵕ„)
dynamightiest
yeah i think i chose the best name
for a nerd like youuuu
ALL NIGHT
UH NOT TRUEEE
STOP BEING MEAN
dynamightiest
wtv and honestly dont know if i like that nickname for you anyways
i usually call someone else that too and they usually have a more positive reactions towards it.
ALL NIGHT
at school?!
dont tell me ur a bully!
dynamightiest
ye at school and im not a bully? at least i dont think so
and the boy i call that was my friend and also tbh i think he has a crush on me
ALL NIGHT
REALLY?!
lucky!!! no one at my school likes me:(
there’s this one kid who makes fun of me tho
i wouldn’t say hes my bully tho, i js wish he wasn’t so mean
i liked him so much!!!
dynamightiest
really??? thats odd.
well yeah we still need to come up with those nicknames
also i have to put up my phone and turn off my computer at 9:45
bc if i dont my old hag will bother me abt it
ALL NIGHT
9:45?!
I PUT MY STUFF UP AT 8:45
THE LATEST?!
dynamightiest
nerd ur getting side tracked
names rmbr???
ALL NIGHT
oh yes yes mb ok getting to kn u more im thinkinggg…
im js gonna call u dyna?…
dynamightiest
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ummm k
ALL NIGHT
WHAT U DONT LIKE IT?!
dynamightiest
i expected more but wtv
ALL NIGHT
sorry
OMG ITS 8:48
I HAVE TO GO ILL TEXT U TMRW AFTER SCHOOL!
GOODNIGHT SCROOGE!
dynamightiest
wtv nerd
WAIT DID U JUST CALL ME SCROOGE?!
ILL BAH HUMBUG YOU TO THE SKY!