Chapter 1: General Chat I
Summary:
Stephanie officially launches the discord server, though someone causes a bit of a pickle. . .
Notes:
Expect quite a few references to other media lol, I can be like that sometimes
Evelyn is my OC btw, not the Evelyn from the weird gap between GOAM and The Next Chapter
Their discord tags will be next to their names on their first appearance (I'll probably only use them when they're pinged)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Stephanie: (@MayorSteph)
Hello residents of Heartlake! I'm launching this Discord server today for residents to talk to each other and to keep up with what's going on in the City. If any of you need help, talk to me, Sr Mod Olivia or Jr mods Nova & Irene, server icon's by Emma
Evelyn: (@PeriPerilyn)
Hoping this doesn't end up like Heartlake City's Twitter.com, someone kept spamming pickle emojis in every comment section on there
Pickle Boy: (@PickleBoyNumber1)
It wasn't me! 🥒🥒🥒🥒
Aliya: (@HeadGirlAliya)
Why did you put 4 pickle emojis there though?
Pickle Boy:
D'oh! You got me, sorry Stephanie & Aliya 🥒🥒🥒
Nova: (@Sup3rN0v4)
Are you gonna put pickle emojis in every message?
Pickle Boy:
Maybe 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒
Nova:
Just don't spam them
Evelyn:
Pickle Boy should open a café, there'd probably be pickles on EVERY item on the menu, like the Spam Café from Monty Python.
Pickle Boy:
Great idea! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒 Thanks dudette!! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒 you wanna help?!🥒🥒
Nova:
Alright Pickle Boy I'm timing you out for spamming pickles, just like you did on Twitter.
Pickle Boy:
No wait I'm sorry! [TIMED OUT FOR 10 MINUTES]
Notes:
Technically on Discord there isn't a pickle emoji, it's a cucumber, but a pickle is a type of cucumber so close enough
Chapter 2: Candi's Dream
Summary:
Candi has a strange dream and talks about it on the server
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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Candi: (@CandiWithAnI)
I had the strangest dream last night. . . 🛌🛌
Liann: (@Liann_Does_Art)
Oooh what was it?! I'm interested!
Candi:
Well, I was on a plane over Heartlake City, it was just me and a group of pigs, but both the pilots passed out and the engines stopped, I had to land the plane myself but I crash landed in a pig pen on Autumn's farm then I work up
woke*
Evelyn:
So you landed deadstick?
Candi:
What does that mean?
Evelyn:
♪ Deadstick, death wish, panic in the cockpit, praying in the cabin, we're all holding hands ♪
Candi:
OMG, can you just explain to me the meaning instead of singing a song?! 😡😡
Evelyn:
♪ Deadstick, death wish, lost all propulsive, propellers ain't spinning, bein' forced to land ♪
Also that line describes what a deadstick landing is quite well; it's when a plane's engines fail and you have to make an emergency landing without any engine power.
Liann:
I just had an idea for a new comic! Thanks Candi!
Notes:
I needed an excuse to make reference to King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard somewhere, I had the idea for this chapter while listening to Deadstick
Chapter 3: Charli vs Liannova
Summary:
Liannova have caused some problems at the diner. . .
Notes:
Loosely based on the "Things You Should Never Do If You Want To Make Friends" miniseries and Liannova moments in the Diner
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Charli: (@CharliFromTheDiner)
They've done it again. . .
Those two Lesbians have caused problems at diner again!
The blonde haired girl burst in singing "Moon Pegasus my hero" and neighing at her girlfriend!
Liann:
Uh oh, @Sup3rN0v4 I think we're in trouble
Nova:
I've got this. . . 😎
/ban CharliFromTheDiner
*Charli was banned*
Irene:
NOVA?! DID YOU JUST BAN CHARLI?!
@MayorSteph I think Nova's abusing her mod power
Nova:
Yep.
Petch: (@CatLoverPetch)
Hey! Unban my bf please!
Nova:
Alright fine!
/unban CharliFromTheDiner
*Charli was unbanned*
Charli:
If it was up to me, those two would be banned from the diner, but my boss won't let me ban them both. One time one of them played loud music, annoying everyone. Another time she brought her own food in, INCLUDING A FLIPPING BIRTHDAY CAKE! That literally caused me to go flying, like a rocket, in rage. Also that time one of them came in half asleep, knocking over patrons and breaking a few glasses. There's so much those two have done >:(
Notes:
Charpetch mentioned!!
Liann & Nova are a chaotic duo at the diner, surprised Charli hasn't banned them yet
Chapter 4: Complaints about Marta
Summary:
Chef Marta breaks several health & safety regulations
Notes:
Just thought I'd quickly write another chapter while also working on something new that'll be up sometime in the next few weeks (I hope)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Irene:
@MayorSteph who runs the Heartlake Food Safety Board? I have a bit of a complaint about Chef Marta's restaurant
Candi:
I have a similar complaint! Like OMG cooking while blind folded? That's so unsafe! Someone's going to start a fire!
Pickle Boy:
Same here! That Marta will end up in a real pickle soon, I mean cooking without hands? What the heck?
Chef Marta: (Swiss_Chef_Marta)
Tsk tsk tsk, complaining on Discord? MINUS 10,000 POINTS!
Matilde: (Matilde_No1_GF)
@MayorSteph I think I found one of the worst health & safety regulations violations ever; the food is just stored in the roof with no refrigeration at all, fish, meat, vegetables, fruit, all stored like that!
Aditi: (AdiMatilde4eva)
Yes! I discovered it with Matilde! I wouldn't eat there, even if someone paid me!
Aliya:
The food there tasted awful, even when cooked by Leo! at least Churro liked it
Stephanie:
Alright, alright, I've heard your complaints, I'll send a team to investigate.
Notes:
I headcanon Chef Marta as being Swiss lol, due to her saying phrases in both French & German (2 of Switzerland's official languages and often co-official in some Cantons like Freiburg and Bern)
Matilde's complaint is based on the actual set, where all the food pieces are literally stored in the roof, and Aliya's based on the alternate expression she has (a sort of disgusted expression).

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