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the miraculous torture of jason todd by nux_myristica
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
04 Jul 2025
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It's not the job that goes wrong, oh no. It's the few moments after, as Jason speeds down Gotham streets on his motorcycle. It has nothing to do with Dick's absolutely bizarre bet with Steph about whether or not he can twerk while driving his bike. Clearly, Dick has no part in why Jason breaks his leg whatsoever. Jason did NOT see that and did NOT drive straight into a metal railing on the road because he was so damn distracted, no sir!
Lies, lies, all lies.
But Jason won't say any of this to Dick. Can't say no to Dick, either. Which is why Jason ends up at Dick's apartment instead of the manor to heal, living and breathing a perpetual nightmare-turned-wet-dream.