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2025-05-31
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The Exaltation of Fire

Summary:

Rudy and Big Bird have a secret relationship but Abby dislikes because she's a woman. Will pride month fix this?

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It was pride month on Seasame Street. Coincidentaly, it was also Rudy's birthday. So Big Bird treated him to a hot spa to be gang banged by furious bears.

"Mmmpf!" Rudy gagged because of bear cock.

Big Bird was masturbating his filthy cloaca to all of that. He joined the fray and kissed Rudy on the lips, tasting the semen of bear bulls no younger than 32. Then a bear shoved his cock up Big Bird's vagina plummage and Big Barda moaned like a ballerina koala being raped by a clown. But it was too good to last.

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" said....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Abby mpf" Rudy tried to explain himself but the bear cock got in the way.

It was redundant anyway because all the bears went away because women was aporaching.

"You cheating bastard!" Abby ejaculated, "You were supposed to give ME the ultimate pleasure!"

"Abby, I like men, mkay? I'm sorry you had to find out like this, but I must move on from you."

"You promised me HEAVEN but you're giving me HELL!!!!" Abby screeched like a vampire choconut, then she smiled.

Waving her wand, she tied Rudy and Big Bird in BDSM attire against the wall. Rudy's penis had a cage that prevented him from erecting.

"Naughty little boy" said Abby tapping Rudy's cock cage with her wand, she was dressed like a Nazi.

It was too much for Big Bird, who nearly passed out before Abby shoved a dildo up his cloaca. It got covered in white pigeon dung which Abby rubbed all over her snatch. Tons of beetles burrowed her flesh through the endometrium and magical fleas jumped from her putrid sex organ into Ruddy, making it itch on his penis.

"Mmp!" he was gagged again, but he accidentally swallowed the gag giving him severe heart burn.

Rudy coughed blood all over the floor, and Abby smiled. She unzipped the cock cage freeing his member, now fully erect. Now he didn't cough boold anymore.

"My borther, my PET" said Abby unhingedly, "You will obey the whims of your master!"

And then she sat on his powerful erection. All her parasites were exchanged with her brother, making his wonderous man carrot rot from all the bacteria and insects. And his erection failed.

"BATASRD!" Abby then punched Rudy in the head, dislodging it from his body and ending up on the ceiling where the it passed out.

Big Bird had enough so his bowels trembled with a powerful roar and he defecated a torrent of white bird poop. Abby was at first delighted so she opened her mouth to eat, but the torrent was so strong and violent that it ripped her jaw off and extricted her skin from her body, killing her. After she died her magic was deleted so Big Bird was free again, but Rudy was still dead.

"My lover" Big Bird craddled Ruby's remains, "I will avenge you! Elmo, you will pay!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

 

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