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Foolish Objects (Dumbass Group Chat)

Summary:

The group chat was originally made by Animatic, Doorstopper, B Block, Eyepatch, and Danger Sign (aka some of my fave chars..licks lips) when they had a group project in science class

They all got an F but kept the group chat and made it public and invited other kids from around the school

--

Temp name btw..,.,.,.snuffles

Also i made this to cope with the fact the police were at my door about a chat i had with a toxic friend, uhhh..ao3 curse ig? messages got switched up and stuff, if you wanna ask i'll answer lmfao

Notes:

HEAVILY INSPIRED BY NAOFAUNS II AU (iief), SO CHECK THEM OUT!!! ITS RLLY COOL AND ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES' ON HERE

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

8:24 AM

 

JuiceBox 

GUYS

GUYS @everyone

 

Doorstopper

Stfu its literally 8 in the morning what do u want

 

JuiceBox

IM CYRIGN

I WALKED INTO THE BATHROM

AND @G-Apple WAS DOING A FULL FACE OF MAKEUP JUST IN THE SCHOOL BRATHROOM

 

Bob

Brathroom 💔💔💔

 

Eyepatch

Boy whyd you change your name to just 'Bob' 

 

Bob

because bob 

 

Eyepatch

No Bob-Omb Bobber Bobbington

 

Animatic

GOOD MORNING SWELLOW FELLOWS

 

B Block

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

 

Doorstopper

sigh im muting this chat

 

Weathery

wait pookie no then you wont see my messagaes 

 

Doorstopper

idgaf this chat is horrendous always has been

Don't we still have the priv chat

 

B Block

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

 

@B Block has been muted. (Reason: Spamming. Duration: 15 minutes.)

 

Eyepatch

15 mins is NOT enough to tame the beast

 

Bob

HEP

 

Animatic

hep 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Eyepatch

hep 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

JuiceBox

hep 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

Eyepatch

i for one refuse to hep help

no help

can't help

 

Minidisky

can't help..but wonder?

 

Popcorn

WHAT YOUR WORLD MUST BE,,

 

ShatteredOrnament

IF WE'RE LIKE EACHOTHER

IF I HAVE YOUR STRENGTH IN ME

 

SipABowl

ALL THIS TIME I'VE WANDERED IF YOU'D EMBRACE ME AS YOUR OWN

 

Minidisky

20 YEARS IVE WANDERED

 

Popcorn

fOR SO LONG IVE FELT ALONE

 

G-Apple

Reply To: "JuiceBox: AND @G-Apple WAS DOING A FULL FACE OF MAKEUP JUST IN THE SCHOOL BRATHROOM"

I'll have you know I look absolutely fabulous 

 

Eyepatch

that spelling isnt fabolus

 

G-Apple: 

Andeth yet i was the one-eth who spelledeth it righeth

 

JuiceBox

you remind me of Rouxls Kaard

 

G-Apple

wh

Who tf

 

JuiceBox

sigghhh..non-deltarune enjoyer...

 

Eyepatch

deltarune mentioned i screamed

 

Bob 

Can confirm im sitting next to him in the cafeteria

 

Popcorn

hey why'd you guys inturrupet our epic singing like cmon it was so epic

 

G-Apple

sigh

sniffles

theatre kids...

looks away with tears in my eyes

grows ears and a tail

growls 

howls at the moon

 

JuiceBox

WGAT

 

@B Block has been unmuted. Welcome back, @B Block!

 

Popcorn

oh godd

oh goodness gracious

its so scarifying

 

B Block

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

there r bugs under your skin 😇👅

 

Danger

why do you never learn from your mistakes

you

mischevious creature 😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟😟

 

B Block

Reply to: "@G-Apple: theatre kids..."

you CANNOT be talking😭

Reply to: "@Danger: why do you never learn from your mistakes"

I don't learn from mistakes that would mean learning from you 

 

Danger

OH SHIT THE TARDY BELL IS RINGING

WHYD THEY MAKE IT THE JEAPORDY THREME

AAA

 

Cheez-It

hes crying on the floor of the cafeteria

 

Eyepatch

LMAO I SEE HIM HOLD UP

 

Danger

WHO JUST THREW A LITTLE PIRATE DECORATED COOKIE AT ME

 

Bob

my pirate husband did 

 

Eyepatch

yaurrrrrr

OH MY GOD HE ATE THE COOKIE

he doesnt know about the rat poison

 

Danger

EVEN THOUGH ITS A MEME I HATE YOU FOR THAT

 

Animatic

intestines would taste good with spaghetti sauce

yk season it a bit

put it in a bowl

eat up

 

JuiceBox

WGAT

WHAGT 

WBAGT

WGAT

WHAY

HWAT

WHAT

 

Eyepatch

juice are you perhaps having a stroke 🥹🥹🥹

WRONG EMOJI

 

Doorstopper

guys get to class

the teachers are gonna come after our asses 💔💔💔

 

Animatic

which one 

 

Doorstopper

wh. what.

 

Animatic

wgich ass

 

Eyepatch

I want bob in my

 

Doorstopper

if you finished that sentence i was finna scream

 

Eyepatch

a

as

ass

 

Doorstopper

bro stop im already pissed off

there are kids in the school PROPERTY grass

and tearing it out

 

Eyepatch

damn..

thats tough..

especially since

this morning

i was one of them

 

Doorstopper

.

im muting this chat

and going to class

this is so stupid im gonna kill myself like how tomater wants to

wgty are you even still online

 

Eyepatch

im skipping with bob

i hate science with a burning passion

passion..hollyberry cookie crk mentioned

 

Bob

real also yeah we're vandalizing

i drew a dick on the mirror with perma markers

 

Doorstopper

Reply to: "Eyepatch: i hate science with a burning passion"

THATS WHY YOUR THE MAIN REASON WE FAILED THE PROJECT

OH MY GOD

oh mY GOODNESS GRACIOUS 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

 

Eyepatch

HELP wait why are you online

 

Doorstopper

the SCIENCE teacher is giving us free time on our phones

theres like

a class party or something

i think its because we were the highest scoring class this semester or smth like that

 

Eyepatch

...

im cooked

 

Bob

im not i already have lunch detention anyway

 

Eyepatch

WHAT NOOO MYY BROOO

I WAS GONNA SPOONFEED YOU APPLE SAUCE

AND PUT IT IN YOUR PANTS

 

Doorstopper

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WAHT

WAHT

WHAT

WJHAT

WHAT

 

Bob

okay bet i'll escape for you kitten 😈👅

 

Eyepatch

thats what i thought

 

B Block

WHY IS THIS WHAT I SEE WHEN I LEAN OVER AND LOOK AT DOORSTOPPERS PHONE

IM CRYING

THIS IS TOO MISCHEVIOUS EVEN FOR ME

 

Eyepatch

the real pirate treasure

was in his pants all along 👅😋😍‼️

 

Danger

WHAT

EXCUSE ME

also help me cheezit just licked my ear im scared

 

Eyepatch

HAHAHSHAHS WHAT

 

Bob

me to eyepatch

 

Animatic

me to the uh

to the

123

uh

...

FIVE, SIX

FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT!!!

I COULD BE THE ONE OR YOUR NEW ADDICTION

 

B Block

NOT AGAIN

 

Animatic

ITS ALL IN MY HEAD BUT I WANT NONFICTION

 

@ClayBrick has joined the server! Welcome, @ClayBrick!

 

Animatic

suddenly its not fiction anymore

 

ClayBrick

asparagus

 

@ClayBrick left the server. See you soon!

 

Animatic

....

im gonna commit manslaughter

YAY

 

Eyepatch

wHAT

.

OH SHIT

...

SHIT

A TEACHER CAME IN

ME AND BOB ARE HIDING IN A STALL

SHE TOOK OUT HER RADIO AND SAID SOMEONE DREW SOMETHING 'STYLISTICALLY CHALLENGED' ON THE MIRROR

Oh shit she told us to come out

 

Bob

bro

he just walked out

and i kid you not

he just screamed "IM GAY" and made a run for it

.....hes carrying me btw

 

Doorstopper

wtf how

hes like 69 times smaller than you

 

Bob

yeah bro hes carrying me in his stomach

turns out he has a womb

 

Danger

W

WGAHT

WHAT

 

B Block

eyepatch mpreg

in the big 25..💔💔💔

 

Bob

i got him pregananate

im both the father and the child

 

B Block

'pregananate'

 

Bob

is he...

gregnant

 

Animatic

MORE lIKE eGGNant

*happy dance*

 

B Block

yoshi egg mentioned

 

Bob

Yoshi egg got him pregnate!?!?!?!??!?!1//1

yosi egg h ow

could you

snuffles

inviting her to the chat

 

@YoshEgg has joined the server! Welcome, @YoshEgg!

 

Bob

did you get my alpha kitten pergenat 😠😠😠

 

YoshEgg

wh

did i whuat

excuse me

 

B Block

its lowkey so weird whenever someone who doesnt rlly talk irl messages

 

Bob

gRRR!!!!!!!

growls

 

B Block

also i just wanna ask

what kind of sick mother names thier kid yoshi egg

this you?
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YoshEgg

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@YoshEgg left the server. See you soon!

 

Doorstopper

HELP WHAT 

also wait whys bob online talking isnt he running for his life 

being carried for his life i mean

being carried as new life

in eyepatch's stoma-

 

Bob

nah i lied

i ran to a diff bathroom

pookie got caught tho

cries and it starts flooding

 

Weathery

Reply to "Bob: cries and it starts flooding"

mecore

 

Bob

haha crybaby/silly

 

9:37 AM

 

Bob

whys no one talking

 

Doorstopper

im highly offended

you made weathery cry

 

Animatic

Reply to "Doorstopper: im highly offended"

im highly high

and being offended is acids job >:(

 

Doorstopper

sighjs real

see yall at lunch animatics drinking the teachers coffeOH MY GOD

HES RUNNING AND CHASING PEOPLE WITH SCISSORS

AND HE SAID

"IM GATHERING EVERYONES HAIR FOR THE COLLECTION"

DANGERS CRYING TOO NOW

 

Bob

SGZT

WHAT

 

B Block

can confirm

i think i have a bald spot now

/srs

 

Bob

B Bald

 

B Block

oh my god

 

Chapter 2: wgat do i name this idfk

Summary:

uhn stuff happens idk
flamepinion dont hurt me i'll be good

Chapter Text

12:34 PM

 

Eyepatch

guess who got detention 

the air is so cold in here i feel like im in a freezer

24 hour challenge dont freeze to death

at least my precious Bob is in here the teacher fell asleep and he's drawing dicks On the teachers fce

 

JuiceBox

Reply to "@Eyepatch: 24 hour challenge dont freeze to death"

Animatic looked over at my screen and started taking notes

he said he's gonna make a game in the future and thats gonna be a challenge

 

Animatic

whOEVER surVIVES GETS ONE CENT!!!

 

Eyepatch

oh my shivered timbers

 

Doorstopper

HELP WHAT.

imagine being in detention I could never

Actually nvm one time I got detention for kicking a kid in the balls

 

JuiceBox

WHAT HUH

 

Doorstopper 

tHEY WERE MESSING WITH THE GRASS THAT ME AND THE REST OF THE SCHOOL GARDENING CLUB TEND TO VERY CAREFULLY 

Hey wait one of the kids is at the table behind our lunch table

 

B Block

oOOH IMA SPY ON THEM

 

Eyepatch

oHH YEAH

TELL US EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS

🙏🙏

 

B Block

Okay so yk that one guy Mushroom

Yk has purple and white big ass hair

Quiet kid

The one who like

draws corpses in his notebook 

 

Eyepatch

Yuh

 

B Block

hes talking with that one loud kid who told animatic to khs

I think thier names Bioluminescenty or some shit

I think they're friends or somethiOH MY GOD

@everyone

OH MY GOD

 

G-Apple

what do you want worm

 

B Block

BIO AND MUSHROOM JUST KISSED

Wait

I'ma just 

Add them 🙏🙏🙏

 

Eyepatch

OH MY GOD

 

Popcorn

yAOURI

OHMIGOSN

OMGGGG

MINIDISKYIS

@Minidisky ITS USCORE

 

Minidisky

Holy shit

 

@Bio has joined the server! Welcome, @Bio!

@Mushroom has joined the server! Welcome, @Mushroom!

 

Bio

who invited me to this

Whoever did go die

 

Mushroom

my bonding time has been interrupted.

 

Bio

yeah what he said

 

B Block

we residentw of the table in front of y'all caught you doing some freaky shi

 

Danger

I just got online what. 😨..

 

Bio

OHH

uh

nuh uh

 

Mushroom

yeah what he said

 

B Block

chat you guys literally made out in front of us

shocked no one said anything from other tables

 

Animatic

im giggling so much right now 😭‼️‼️‼️

I CANT STOPD

I want to confiscate more hair

IM COMING

HDHEHAHAEEA

 

Bio

WHY IS YOUR FRIEND JUMPING ONTO OUR TABLE

WHAT DOES HE MEAN

WGAT

HE SDJ

 

Eyepatch

I WISH I WAS THERE OMFG

 

Bob

why does the fun stuff always happen

when we gays arent ther

is this a sign from that we just dont deserve to see cool stuff

 

Eyepatch

what kind of prophecy from starclan shit are you on about

 

Minidisky

YOU READ WARRIOR CATS..??..???

SICNE WHEN TF

 

Popcorn

sicne

 

Minidisky

.

shh

 

Eyepatch

i mean i had to read SOMETHING after going through every pirate book in the house

i think pirates may be a SMALL obsession for me not sure though

 

Bob

yeah not sure

 

Bio

HE STOPPED TRYING TO CUT MY HAIR

 

Mushroom

yay

 

B Block

Aw man

 

Popcorn

Reply to: "@Eyepatch: "i think pirates may be a SMALL obsession for me not sure though"

are you sure its not like a special interest or something

because youve been obsessed since you were like three years old according to what you've said

 

Bob

to be fair we've known eachother since kindergarten and he got me a little obsessed too

 

Eyepatch

YARRRR

AHOY MATIES

 

Bob

oh god not again

STOP IT YOU SCALLYWAG

oh shit

the disease

its spreading

 

Popcorn

the pirate brainrot goes hard ngl

tears in my yaoi eyes

 

B Block

hey the new guys havent left the chat yet

 

Bio

cuz lowkey this is fun to watch

dont comment on my choices

sybau kys

 

B Block

oh

No ty

 

Animatic

MY HAIR COLLECTION JOURNEY IS COMPLET

for now

 

JuiceBox

oh god

at least i wasnt a victim

 

Animatic

are you sure.

 

JuiceBox

...WHERES

YOU CUT MY ENTIRE PONYTAIL OFF WHAT

HELLO??

HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN TO MY PARENTS HELP ME

'yeah my friend went on a rampage after stealing the teachers coffee'

 

Bio

HELP WHAT

 

@Jej has joined the server! Welcome, @Jej!

 

JuiceBox

OH YO NEW PERSON NNN

 

Jej

HEH SUPPPPPP HEARD ABT THIS CHAT AND IT ACTUALLY EXISTS UNLIKE THE SANITY OF THE KID THAT KEEPS STEALING PEOPLES HAIR

 

Animatic

what the spiddy spoingle

is

that

name

your username fellow

what the fuck is that

 

JuiceBox

rare footage of animatic cussing </3

 

Jej

.

excuse me thats my actual name 

AND I IMMEDIATLY GET THIS TREATMENT💔💔💔

 

Animatic

your name is beautiful dont worry!!! 

just in a

er

in an ugly way

 

Jej

BRO STOP 

WAIT ARENT YOU THE PERSON

THE HAIR STEALER

IS THAT YOU

 

Weathery

oh 

i didn't realise this group chat resorted to bullying now

ohh

..noo

 

Jej

yeah dont bully me guys thats not very nice

everyone else already does that sighhhhhh

especially not in front of the hair stealing school celebrity!!1

raises eyebrows flirtaciously/JOKE

/JOKE

EW

EW

EW

EW

EW

 

@Jej  deleted one message.

 

Animatic

guys i just had a VISION

 

MiniDisky

Reply to: "@Eyepatch: what kind of prophecy from starclan shit are you on about"

Animatic was it like that ^

 

Animatic

yeah

a..user on a fanfiction website..

 

JuiceBox

why is fanfiction being brought up i screamed

dont remind me of the fact i used to write about my irl friend group and post it

irl friend group is straw gang bitches

we swaggy

trust

 

Doorstopper

didn't you write about me and weathery one time after the group project

 

JuiceBox

i totally don't still update that

 

Doorstopper

WHAT.

 

Animatic

Reply to: "@Animatic: a..user on a fanfiction website.."

users name is

Flamepinion

i thinkies

 

JuiceBox

im actually scared your making this up right

 

Animatic

comment said errhrhr 

hmm

 

Jej

Hurry up bruh my special person brain wont stand for this 👹👹👹👹👹👹

HURRY UP I SEE YOU TYPI

BRO

HURRY

THE

FUCK

 

Animatic

OH YEA

it said

"Jej is gonna be here 😼😼😼😼😼 pls don't mischaracterize him 😼😼😼😼😼😼"

 

Jej

,,??

juicebox are you sure this isnt a comment on a fic you made because

dawg why is there fanfic comments about me

 

JuiceBox

I I DONT KNOW YOU???

 

Jej

yes you do

heh..

im actually batman

 

Popcorn

what the helly why is this what i come back to

Who is this guy

disky hide me pookie

:(

 

Jej

i live in the shadows

like my autism diagnosis

neurodivergency episode one everyone hating your ass all the time

 

JuiceBox

Reply to: "@Jej: like my autism diagnosis"

not the thing animatic needs

 

Animatic

why is the lunch table a slightly different tone of blue then normal i think WHAT THE DHDSHSDHJSDHSDJ

why cant you bite mosquitos back

 

Jej

good point we should start the mosquito biting squad

a group that fights back against the opression of mosquitos!!

Nothing shall stand in our way 

 

Popcorn

what the fuck

 

Eyepatch

the teacher was yelling at us hwat did i miss

 

Bob

hes lying he spent 15 minutes making an origami boat

 

Eyepatch

HEY >:0

 

Doorstopper

i wasnt gone for any reason i was eating food like a normal person

tf is wrong with yall

also im pretty sure danger got sent to the councler for having a panic attack in the restroom again

 

JuiceBox

'again' is crazy what

 

@Eucerin has joined the server! Welcome, @Eucerin!

 

Animatic

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@Eucerin was kicked from the server. [Reason: "..." ]

 

Animatic

im not hungry anymore who wants my food

 

Eyepatch

WEAKLING I'LL EAT IT

I JUST ESCAPED DETENTION WITH BOB

 

@Eucerin has joined the server! Welcome, @Eucerin!

 

Animatic

NO.

 

@Eucerin was kicked from the server. [Reason: "." ]

 

 

 

 

Notes:

I don't have discord but if this gets popular I might make a gc on gmail (on the gmail chat thingy dont worry), soo might give my email at some point (hoping I don't regret this)