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“Ha, Ha fuck you.”

Those words for some stupid reason replayed in my head over and over again. The stupid king made my blood boil 

But for some reason I felt drowned to him this unexplainable pull to the other man and it was a little more then 

Irritating..

I sit up from my bed That I never actually sleep in, Fucking insomina. Was it a side effect of the scent blockers I use? Most likely, I also know if they cause that kind of side effect I need to stop using them, but they are the only thing that will cover my scent completely. 

I sit up and look at the time 6:30, “Amazing I had slept in time to get up I stretch then stand up. 

I Go to my bathroom to brush my hair and put on my suit making sure it looks just like it does everyday. 

I make my way to the lift to make my way downstairs when of course 

Lucifer has to be there. 

“Well Good Morning my Short king, woke up late I see?”

Lucifer Grumbles, “we woke up at the same fucking time, Stupid deer.”

Alastor Laughs, “Yes, but I am fully  ready for the day and you're still a mess Dear!

I say gesturing to the other below average height man’s messy hair and Duck Pajamas. 

Lucifer rolls his eyes, “har, har,har, you're the weird one who gets dressed before eating breakfast?”

I raise an eyebrow, “Really darling? Everyone does.”

Lucifer growls, “Can you stop calling me -DaRliNg-!” Lucifer says, crossing his arms over one another. 

I chuckle, “As you wish my dear king.”

Lucifer pouts grumbling

I roll my eyes, he is so childish, embarrassing. 

I go to say something but then that Pull comes back to me and Lucifer Just stares into each other's eyes. I felt my face heat up my cheeks turning red for some odd reason. 

Lucifer was also blushing

The other man goes to say something but the Lift opens and I quickly rush out. 

Nope Fuck that. 

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(Lucifer’s pov)

I raise an eyebrow watching the Deer man rush out of the lift, everytime i try to mention the strange pull between us Alastor rushes away.

I sigh, going to follow the other man but then Charlie stops me grabbing my shoulder.

“Dad! Sooo I had this idea to help get the hotel more traction and I wanted to see what you think!”

I nod “alright, blow it on me!” I was just happy that Charlie was telling me things and including me, she was my only Pup, and I want to keep a good relationship with her.

Charlie’s face lights jumping and down, “So as you know we had to rebuild the hotel after the fight with the angels so me and Vaggie were talking!” She pauses for dramatic effect.

“A Hotel Reopening Event! We could invite all of hell to come to the Hazbin Hotel Grand reopening!”

“That sounds great my little duckling, I am sure I can help you out with that, invite some of the other sins to give it more traction.”

Alastor randomly Teleports over and I turn jumping out of my skin, “Ah, wtf you creep! You can’t just teleport behind people!”

Alastor laughs, giving me a snarky smirk, “well dear, maybe you should pay attention to your surroundings, hmm?”

“I..I, Oh fuck off!”

Alastor laughs, turning to Charlie, “I can also help with this Grand Hotel reopening, I will invite some of my overlord friends and I am quite good at party planning.”

I grumble, “we don’t need your help, I have planned many fancy and important gatherings being the king of HELL!”

Charlie smiled, “Well maybe you guys can work together to plan this event while me and Vaggie focus on the marketing for the event!”

I go to protest but the stupid deer says something before I can.

“We can do that dear, I am sure it will be a good bonding experience, right Lucifer?”

I grumble, I look at Charlie’s hopeful face and sigh, “Of course it is! 

It is gonna be a long few weeks.

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(Alastor’s POVs)

“Great Look what you did! Now we are stuck working together dumbasses.”

I chuckled, “well we didn’t want to upset dear Charlie did we, she hates us fighting.”

Lucifer rolls his eyes groaning, clearly irritated.  “I hate that your right stupid deer.”

I laugh, tensing feeling that pull again. I quickly relaxed, covering up my unease. 

Lucifer raises an eyebrow, “You good there, dumb deer.”

I nod, “of course I am, short king.” I say bopping Lucifer’s noise bending down. 

Lucifer growls annoyed, “don’t do that, Dumb Deer.” Lucifer chuckled a bit. 

“We should probably make a List of everything we will need including rules, dress code, security and a whole lot of other things. This is a big serious event and it's important to my little Duckling.” Lucifer Points to Alastor, “we can’t mess this up, so no funny business!”

I laugh, “of course darling, I will make sure everything goes smoothly for your dear-

“Duckling”

Lucifer Rolls his eyes, “yeah yeah.”

Lucifer grabs his phone out of his pocket, “Luckily I am the King of hell so I have connection so finding security shouldn’t be an issue.” 

Lucifer groans “it’s just everything else we have to worry about.”

I turned and looked at Lucifer, “well darling Lucifer let’s start with a nice list and we will go in order of importance and we will work from there.”

Lucifer rolls his eyes “alright fine.”

Lucifer pouts a bit, “I'll go get the piece of paper and a pen.”

I nod “of course Darling go on i’ll wait here.”

Lucifer squints his eyes and looks at me like he is looking for something in my expression, “Why are you being so nice? Deer.”

I Chuckled Looking at Lucifer with a strange expression, my normal smile thin, “would you prefer me to insult you and argue with you the entire time? Short king?” 

Lucifer growls, “Of course not, it’s just weird you're not normally, well nice!”

I turn my head showing a  genuine smile for once, “I can be a gentleman when I want to be.”

Lucifer Rolls his eyes, “yeah sure,” Lucifer says walking off. “I’ll go get that pen and paper now.”

Lucifer glances back looking at me too long with a Suspicious look. Us both feeling that pull again, Lucifer Looks like he’s going to say something but walks away.

My heart was basically beating out of my chest. 

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(Lucifer’s POV’s)

It took me and this dumb deer a whole two hours to make that dumb list, us fighting over what should go where on the list. But we had finally agreed on an order. 

I watch Alastor pick up the piece of paper looking at it “hmm, I guess this works.” Alastor says fiddling with his suit collar.  “We will meet tomorrow morning in the hotel lobby my dear king, don’t be late.”

I rolled my eyes, “Don’t tell me what to do! Deer boy!” in no way in hell was taking orders from this dumb Deer. 

Alastor Shakes his head, “Whatever Dear, I suppose I can do this all by myself.”

I stood there shocked "Wait, wait, What! No, I will be there! You bet I will be, you are not messing this up for Char, Char! I won’t allow it!”

Alastor gives him a cocky smirk, “Alright then see you then.” Alastor says, hitting me on the head with his can. “Short king.”

He goes to leave but For some reason I grab his arm, that pull becomes stronger.  Alastor raises an eyebrow at me looking nervous , “You need something, King?”

I look at him reading his expression, “You feel it too, don’t you?”

Alastor lets out a nervous laugh, “I have no idea what you’re talking about!”

I groan, “Don’t play dumb.” I Lean in to try to smell the other Males scent, but Alastor teleports away. “Weird.” 

( Alastor’s POV)

I made my way out of there Quickly my heart racing, I hated this strange feeling. That was way too close, I needed to put on more of my scent blocker. 

Being an omega was probably one of the most problematic parts of my life, Even though I would never be able to carry Pups because of Scent and surpsents overuse. Not like I would ever want to carry pups at all. Nor did I have any interest in matting with some random Alpha. 

It just all seemed like giving away my control to another person or people, and that was something I would never allow. 

If Lucifer found out he was Omega he would never hear the end of it and then Charlie would at some point find out and she would get noisy and find out about my overuse. 

Knowing her would it would be the end of it. But all the surpsents and scent blockers I use doesn’t get rid of all the experiences of an omega, my Heart’s being Horrible because of my overuse.

That odd Pull was becoming a problem Lucifer was so close to finding out.

I make my way over to my dresser that has a large minor attached to it. I grab a Hair tie putting my hair up in a messy Small Pony Tail.

I grab my bottle of suppressants. I really need to get more of these. My heat should be coming soon, I guess I will go pick that up when I am out later with Lucifer. 

(Lucifer’s POV)

My Alarm went off at 5:00 Sharp, since that dumb deer wanted to get up early, something about beating the crowds, whatever. I stand up from my bed stretching and yawning. 

I make my way to the bathroom and Look into the Minor my Blond hair a complete mess and bags under my eyes, I groan, “who on earth gets up this fucking early?”

The creepy Deer man that's who, The Radio Demon had been acting weird lately, I mean he has always been weird, but he has been a lot weirder. And that strange pull I get when I am around him and how he refuses to discuss it and runs away when I bring it up. 

What even is His secondary gender, Normally you are able to smell the difference between an omega, Alpha, and Bata. Sometimes there are even behavioral differences too. 

But I couldn’t smell anything on him at all, which most people would assume he is a bata and move on. But batas still have their own smell. It's weak but there. 

But Alastor smells like well nothing, not even a hint of BO and we all know he does not have good hygiene, if his yellow teeth are anything to go by. 

Which is a little more than concerning, Not like I should care, But my little Duckling does and she would be heartbroken if anything happened to him. 

I groan, “Stupid fucking deer, so fucking problematic.”

I grab my tooth brush and splat a fat blob of toothpaste on it before running it over the water for 6 seconds, before shoving the tooth brushing stick into my mouth. 

After singing the birthday song in my head three times I spit out the rest of the toothpaste and grab my hairbrush combing through my hair in an attempt to get rid of my current bed head. 

 After that I put  on my Classic suit making sure it looked right, then grabbing my chain and heading my way downstairs. 

I try to be as quiet as possible making my way to the lift not wanting to wake anyone else up at this ungodly hour. 

I groaned seeing that The Radio Demon Had gotten there first. I Felt the Pull again, it felt more Like a tug being a lot stronger. 

The Radio Demon Looks over to see me, He smirks seeing how tired I look. “Well Dear someone looks like they need a cup of tea.”

I rolled my eyes, “I for one prefer Coffee and two you made us get up this early.” I grumbled 

The Radio Demon Chuckles, “Well Dear, We want to skip over the mooring commuter traffic and buss and be able to get what we need to get done before the afternoon rush, maybe if we are Quick we can stop for Lunch someplace.” 

I groaned trying to Look uninterested, but for some reason going for lunch with the other man didn’t sound so bad, it was almost..

Tempting.

I brush it off shivering at the thought, “I uhh whatever! If we happened to be out that long I don’t see why we can’t stop for lunch!”

Alastor just nods as we step into the Lift.

“So What's the first thing on our list?”

Alastor Shrugs a bit, his hand going to his suit pocket reaching for the piece of paper with our to-do list on it. “Hmm the first thing we need to get in order is the guest list, now of course all of hell will be invited but we should still make personal invites to overlords and other important sinners.”

“I nod of course.”

Hotel Grand Opening Plan

• Guest List
• Rules
• Food and carting
• Decor 
• Invites 
• Step Up

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(Alastor’s POv)

I first brought us to Canbile town, not only to invite Rosie over but to also pick up my Heat Surspent Drugs, unlike Heat Surpsent Medication it's much stronger and can make a heat almost unseeable from anyone on the outside, sadly it doesn’t give any relief. 

For that Reason and the fact they can be damaging to the omega’s reproductive system and hormones and overall health, they are banned in almost all of the rings of hell and where they aren’t completely banned they are externally regulated. Making them almost impossible to get your hands on them. Making them also very expensive. 

Luckily for little old me Rosie just happens to have a dealer from the Gluttony ring. Her having me do small favors in return for the supply.

Having to survive the week without them would be.. Well problematic would be an understatement. 

I turn, raising an eyebrow, looking at Lucifer. He had never been in Canbile town before, he had found that trinkets store and of course they had those limited edition ducks out on display in the window.

He makes a high pitch excited squeal making my ears flop down a bit before I force them to go back up. 

Lucifer turns over looking at me, “Hay, Deer Man! We are stopping here.”

I chuckled, “Really my Lord, getting excited over plastic ducks? Little Childish don’t you think?”

Lucifer turns around with an iterated face, “They are not just plastic ducks! They aren’t even plastic! At least not these limited Edition, Little swimmers year 01 Duckling Made of actual Rubber special set! I have been looking for these everywhere!”

I turned my head to the side, and I couldn’t help but laugh, “Whatever you say my lord, I guess we can stop here but you have to be quick. We have much to do.”

Lucifer nods Jumping up and down like an excited child getting told they can go play, It is oddly cute? I feel that strange pull now Tug again my heart starts to race. I shove the feeling down, no, no Alastor you are the Radio Demon, These “Feelings” are foolish. 

Lucifer runs into the store and I follow him. I glance at all of the old fashioned Clocks, old small key chains and plush toys, some recrated from the living world and others unique to either hell or heaven.

I watch Lucifer run up to the counter where a Large Man that kinda looks like a bull is sitting, Lucifer walks up to the desk and asks, “how much are the ducks in the window?”

The Bull man huffs, “They are quite rare and have a high value to them, I would say I would put around 1 Thousand souls would be market value today since they are Originals.”  

I looked at the bull man with a hint of surprise, really for ducks?

Lucifer just nods, pulling out his wallet grabbing his SoulCard out of it and handing it to the man, the Bull also looking a bit surprised that Lucifer would spend that much money on well ducks. 

I sigh, shaking my head as we walk out of the store Lucifer holding the bag of ducks with care, like they were his pups or something. “My god deer lord, you are such a child.”

Lucifer Looked up from staring at the ducks inside the bag and gave me an angry pout, “You just don’t know how to enjoy good things!”

I Roll my eyes, he is so foolish, “Well I have class my lord, it's actually called art.”

Lucifer laughs, “You're one to talk, Mr. Old timey Radios and Jazz.”

I let out a dramatic Gasp, “You take that back!”

Lucifer just rolls his eyes, “Oh shh.”

I glare down at my shadow giggling watching us bicker. Keeping my smile wide the entire time. 

It took us a long hour to get to Roise’s Store, Lucifer halfting to stop at every store that looked the slightest bit interesting. 

“Welp we finally made it Short king, here is my dear friend Roise Shop.”

I watch Lucifer Look at the small building looking at the big sign Reading "̶F̶r̶a̶n̶k̶l̶i̶n̶ ̶ and Rosie's Emporium. “I thought it would be bigger.” Lucifer says shrugging. 

I shake my head, “welp come on dear we got work to do!” I say my body facing towards the door holding my Chain up in the air pointing to the door. 

Lucifer Laughs a bit, “Got your such a dork.”

My heart starts to race again, that Tug feeling strongering than before, I can tell Lucifer Feels it too based on the look on his face, I take a deep breath composing myself, fixing my faltering smile. 

I open the door, giving Lucifer a bow, “Lady’s first.”

Lucifer growls at Me, “Oh fuck you.”

I chuckle a bit, it was weak though that tug feeling was really becoming a problem. 

We walk into the store and Rosie sees us Right away she lets out a dramatic gasp, she rushes over making her way around the crowd of sinners. “Oh my Stars! Is that you Alastor, Oh and the little king!” 

I turn to Lucifer, giving him a cheeky smirk. Lucifer just lets out a heavy sigh.

Rosie first grabs me, giving me a tight hug before putting me down and giving Lucifer a bow. 

“Woah, will it be the king of hell? What would a busy and powerful man like you need with my little Shop?”

I chuckled, “Well Dear Rosie, Charlie has given us a quest to set up this event for the hotel and I would like to invite you personally.”

Roise puts a hand over her mouth gasping, “Oh really, what an honor. Well if you two boys need any help you can just let me know.”

I nod, “Glad to hear it, Can’t wait to see you there my old friend, it will make Charlie so happy.”

Rosie nods, “I'm glad deer.” She leans into my ear whispering ~”I am also assuming you're here for your shipment.”~ 

I Just give her a nod

Rosie Claps her hands smiling, “Well then!” “Short king, I heard you like ducks, No?”

Lucifer’s face lights up, “I really do Really like no love ducks.”

Rosie smiles, “Well we do sell some ducks themed of Canbile town if you would like to take a look!” they are over there in the gift shops.”

Lucifer nods, “I’ll be right back.” he says making his way over. 

Rosie nods, “Well come on Alastor you know the drill.”

I nod following her into our normal room where we exchange the goods.

Rosie sighs, “it seems I have some bad news for you.”

Great just great, “Oh? And that news is?”

Rosie gives me a sympathetic look, “Unfortunately my dealer got themself caught before I was able to get my next shipment.”

Well shit that is a little more than problematic. 

I let out a sigh, “well I am sure I can think of a solution Roise, thank you for letting me know.”

Roise nods, “I am very sorry Alastor, Are you going to be able to get through your heat without them?”

I laugh, “of course I can! I am the Radio Demon, I can handle it!”

Roise sighs, “if you say so, but I will Warn you, heats without surpsents can be difficult to manage if you normally use them.”

Alastor Laughs, “I am sure it will be fine.”

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(Lucifer Pov)

We made our way back to the hotel after visiting a few other overlords to give a personal invite.

Alastor was totally annoying the whole time, stupid deer! 

“Alright Alastor, now we have to make a list of rules for this event to you know, keep order and shit we can’t have sinners fighting with each other.”

“Haha, Well of course dear, let's get to work on that.”

I nod rolling my eyes, “yeah, yeah go get a piece of paper and meet me back here.”

“Hmm, why should I go get it?”

“Because I am your King and-i..i, just go do it!” I felt my face start heating up. I cross my arms annoyed.

I noticed Alastor’s face was strangely red as well, he gave me a quick bow, “of course my lord, I don’t mean to upset you my king.”

He then uses his shadow magic or whatever to disiaper 

(Pov Alastor)

I made my way to the hotel's utilities room that held the cleaning supplies, paper and pens and the hotel printers. 

I turned to face my shadow and he had this weird smirk on his face, “hmm? What's with that smirk?”  

My shadow makes kissy faces at me and I roll my eyes, “I do not, what makes you think that?”

The shadow gives him an annoyed look and makes a heart with his hand, “what are you on about?”

I shake my head, turning on the light of the utilities room. I make my way over to where the paper is kept. I grab a few sheets of paper and a pen and teleport back downstairs.

“Here you go my lord.”

“For the love of god stupid deer stop with the formalities.”

“Oh?” I say turning my head.

I hear Lucifer whisper something under his breath, “cute.”

My face heats up again. I glance over at my shadow, smirking and making a heart again. I shake my head, “What was that?”

I watch the King's face go bright red, “I, UHH Nothing!”

I couldn’t help but chuckle, “oh? You think little old me is cute? I didn’t think you thought so highly of me. 

Lucifer pouts grumbling, “Shut up and I do Not!”

I give myself a cocky smirk, “of course my king, let's get to work!”

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It took me and Alastor about two hours to agree on a reasonable list of rules for the event. Alastor of course wanted to see some chaos, I had none of it.

“Char, char wants the event to go well. We can't have sinners fighting the whole time.” 

We ended up making a List of rules that we could both agree on. 

1. No Fighting
2. No Sex
3. No outside food or drink
4. No pets 
5. No Vox 

The no Vox one I didn’t fully get, you really hate him that much? Alastor answered with a spin chilling dark look in his eyes while saying 

Yes

Creepy as hell, like What the fuck?

We only had two things to handle now: the Decor and official invites to the overlords and sins. 

“Well dear, now we just have to make the invites and handle the decor.”

“I know that I think I can handle the invites myself!”

“Oh you can? Well I guess you don’t need me then.”

As I watched Alastor get up I felt the pull feeling like a throb in my chest it kinda hurt.. 

“W-wait”, “You don’t get to get up and just walk away! You are going to stay here and watch me work and do as I say?”

“Oh, well dear I don’t exactly like being told what to do my lord.”

“ Do you think you have a choice?”

Alastor lets out a dark chuckle “hmm feisty much Lucifer? I guess I don’t have a choice in the matter. You are the king of hell.”

“Good.” I don’t know why I said that, well I know why I just.. 

I spent a few good hours working on each of the 10 cards, making sure each letter looked perfect in cursive gold lettering, the cards being a mix of different shades of red and gold. 

They were perfect, only the best for my baby girl. 

Charlie and Vaggie walk into the room Charlie was skipping a large smile on her face 

“Hey dad! Hay Al, how's the party planning going? Her eyes glance at the cards I had just been working on and she gasps, “Oh my stars dad, Al, those look amazing!”

“Thank you charlie dear I worked really hard on them just for you.”

She smiled, “what else do you have to do?”

“Just the decor My little Duckling then we just have to set the event up.”

Charlie smiled, “Can you two do me a favor?”

Alastor Chuckled, “Of course dear what may that favor be?”

Charlie's face lights up, “So me and Vaggie gathered everyone's measurements and we were wondering if you could take these to the tailor and get these ordered and made for us?” 

I nod, “of course! We can do that for you. I need to order a new suit anyway and I am assuming you need one as well Mr Creepy talk.”

Alastor raises an eyebrow at the nickname, “yes I could use a new suit. We want to look fresh for this important event don’t we?” 

I roll my eyes, “well of course we do, we will take care of that.”

Charlie nods, “me and Vaggie can handle the decor stuff! So all you guys have to worry about is getting those outfits together!”

I nod, “Alright then, we got this covered.”

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 Twas the night before me and Alastor would be going to the Tailors I was sitting at my desk working on a new duck I had everyone in the hotel made into ducks outside of Alastor so that was who I was working on.

I don’t know, the stupid Radio Demon had been growing on me. I hear the small Radio on my desk start to make noise, “Hmm?” I look over at it then I hear Alastor’s Voice

“Hello My Dear Residents of hell! It's your amazing loveable Radio Demon!” He said in a cocky flamboyante Voice 

I couldn’t help but chuckle, cocky bastard. 

“On tonight's sleepytime show we are going to be doing our normal with a twist!” 

“Oh?”

“We of course are going to start with our useless but loveable gossip then we will get onto our sleepy time tones with a twist some new songs have  been added to the mix! One written by yours truly.”

The gossip part didn’t surprise me that much but Alastor writing his own song piqued my interest.

The gossip section was silly just Alastor ranting on about how Vox was a dumb poopy head?

Strange. What was his problem with Vox anyway? 

The songs made me tired, it was this calm jazz with some nice singing, then Alastor sang his song which for some odd reason made my heart…

Flutter. 

I remember the Lyric 

“Pull towards you, secrets I don’t understand, to the fighting and jokes I can’t seem to get you out of my head!”

It was in a different style than all the other songs having some jazz in the background but it sounded more like a love song..  

I ended up falling asleep at my desk that night listening to the song Alastor had written. 

The next morning they both met up in the main room of the hotel.

“You have the list my Lord?” 

“Of course I do Radio Demon.”

Alastor bows, giving Lucifer his hand, “shall we get going then?”

Lucifer shakes his head, taking Alastor’s hand, such a flirt. 

Lucifer takes them to the Royal Families Tailor Shop. It was most expensive but of course the king of hell paid for it. 

“Hay Johnny!” Lucifer shouted walking into the Tailor shop. 

“Oh my Lucifer is that you! It has been ages since I have seen your shortness around!”

Alastor couldn't help but chuckle, “that is a new one dear to your shortness.”

Lucifer rolls his eyes “oh shh, here Johnny these are all of the measurements and designs I need for my darlings Charlie's Hotel Grand reopening.”

Johnny smiles, “Hmm I can work with these, some of your Pup's friends have taste I must say, oh and is that the Radio Demon himself?”

Alastor turns his head to the side, his ears twitching a bit with his normal smile on his face. “That would be me dear.”

Johnny's face lights up a bit, “Ohh I cannot wait to design something for you! Assuming you two are also ordering yourself outfits for the event?”

Lucifer nods, “of course we will, we need to look perfect for my baby’s event.”

Johnny smiled, clapping his hands “alright! Lucifer i will be doing your measurements again since it's been so long I will have one of my lovely helpers do Mr. Radio Demon’s measurements.”

Lucifer nods making his way over to the round stand While Johnny starts doing Lucifer’s measurements using a long fabric ruler like thing. 

Johnny was a tall Succubus wearing round glasses, a turtleneck and ripped jeans wearing large boats. 

A short young woman that was also a succubus was doing Alastor’s measurements as well.  

After measurements were done they discussed style and details of their outfits. Lucifer and Alastor were sitting in the waiting area laughing and talking. Alastor smirks, “You know my lord, you're not half bad, why not go out to dinner with me? I’ll pay for it.”

Lucifer smiles, “You know what, why not? I have nothing better to do.”

Alastor smirks “alright then, I’ll take you someplace nice so be ready.”

Johnny walks into the room, “Alright you two, Your outfits should be ready in three days.”

Lucifer smiles “let's get going then lead the way Radio Demon.”

Alastor nods, taking Lucifer's hand leading him out of the tailor shop.

Johnny smirks, “have fun you two!”