Archive of Our Own ^beta

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🔥livingarsonist🔥 : yall I have a confession to make.. @everyone

🌿leafster : what’s up?

buildingblocks69 : the sky

ticksntocks : it’s like 3am bro💔

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : so like ima js say this now,coiny js left my room

puffpuffnpassit💞 : y was he even in your room??

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : dms

🌿leafster : Why not just say it here?

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : fine wtv nvm puffy

puffpuffnpassit💞 : don’t call me that 😒 you ho

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : so like me and coiny had a one night stand

ticksntocks : 😭.

buildingblocks69 : was it big and veiny?

loselose : I literally js woke up! Hi guys!

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : help??

loselose : is what big and veiny?

buildingblocks69 : cmon loser yk

loselose : I don’t know..

puffpuffnpassit 💞 : he’s talking abt coinys cock

🌿leafster : 🙂…

🌿leafster has went offline

PENISLAND : yall rlly talking abt this whilst leafy is here?

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : i don’t see a problem??

PENISLAND : u might actually b dumb 😭😭

coin E : hey guysss!!

🔥livingarsonist🔥 has went offline

coin E : he was literally screaming my name ong

puffpuffnpassit💞 : gng ion wanna know the details

jelly boi : 😔 tbh im mad i wasnt invited

PENISLAND : is it true you were pounded by half of the people in twos hotel

jelly boi : who even started that rumor tho??😭😭

coin E : I think pencil or match did idk 🤷 

puffpuffnpassit💞 : did yall also hear that snowball pounded lightning ??

buildingblocks69 : they’re a thing??

PENISLAND : lightning’s legs are gonna b fried , snowball is huge

buildingblocks69 : yeah we seen his cock , that shit is like 6inches SOFT

puffpuffnpassit💞 : lol

tenny has came online

golfie has came online

puffpuffnpassit💞 : the two nerds have come online

tenny : Hello guys :D

PENISLAND: r u and gb matching usernames?

golfie : No, we aren’t.

PENISLAND : are you sure?

buildingblocks69 : she’s lying ong

tenny : we are!

puffpuffnpassit💞 : awhhh my ship is sailing

golfie : Shush Puffball, we are just matching.I don’t understand the big deal.

jelly boi : the big deal is that yall always act platonic and shit

buildingblocks69 : real 

🔥livingarsonist 🔥 has came online

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coin E : well well well

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : .

puffpuffnpassit💞 : wait how did yall hook up?? Didn’t yall h8 eachother??

PENISLAND : Yh I’m intrigued

buildingblocks69 : wait holon I think snowball is bouta cum online

puffpuffnpassit💞 : did you do that on purpose…

Olaf❄️ has came online

Olaf❄️ : yo 

puffpuffnpassit💞 : wait snowball question

Olaf❄️ : ?

puffpuffnpassit💞 : is it true u banged lightning??

jelly boi : damn straight 2 the point

PENISLAND : shouldn’t we like focus on one thing at a time 😭

buildingblocks69 : hoppin from one rumor to another.

PENISLAND : ping us when yall done sorting this out , me and blocky bouta go on vc and talk about tip colors

puffpuffnpassit💞 : 😭😭you and ur gang r so fucking weird istg

puffpuffnpassit💞 : anyway answer

Olaf❄️ : Hell Yh I did , was in that lightussy

puffpuffnpassit💞 : HELP JWAT???

coin E : LMAO???

ticksntocks : lightussy is actually wild 💔

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : wait holon lemme js

🔥livingarsonist🔥 has renamed “sounddelayed” to “lightussy💋”

puffpuffnpassit💞 : @lightussy💋 wake up babes 😭😭

Olaf❄️ : he’s w/ me rn he passed out

ticksntocks : IS IT THAT BIG???

jelly boi : I wanna do that w/ fries

jelly boi : @dreads4days can I come over <3?

dreads4days : sure hun 

puffpuffnpassit💞 : where is our Trans icon?

puffpuffnpassit💞 : she’d usually be on rn.

coin E : who?

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : Gaty dumbass..

coin E : lol that’s not what u were calling me last night

ticksntocks : silenced lmao-

puffpuffnpassit💞 : help he ate that ngl

coin E : back to the original topic , we starting hooking up in like bfb

ticksntock : I fucking hate bfb

coin E : why?

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : because he was forgotten

coin E : oh.. I’m srry abt that 

ticksntocks : it’s wtv

puffpuffnpassit💞 : GUSYSYAHYS I HEAR THEM

coin E : who?

puffpuffnpassit💞: 😟 GELATIN AND FRIES 😭😭

puffpuffnpassit💞: GELATIN IS SO LOUD HELP..

puffpuffnpassit💞: wait i forgot @PENISLAND @buildingblocks69 

PENISLAND : yo

buildingblocks69 : wait im looking in the gc .

🌱growinggardens has came online

🌱growinggardens : firey wtf did u do.

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : huh?

puffpuffnpassit💞 : 🍵 teaaa 

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puffpuffnpassit💞 : firey is cooked

PENISLAND : fried

buildingblocks69 : baked

Olaf❄️ : sautéed

ticksntocks : grilled

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : tree what are u even talking about.

🌱growinggardens : dms

puffpuffnpassit💞 : so like while they’re talking abt that 

puffpuffnpassit💞: I think fries and gelatin are finished

jelly boi : gng he had to carry me back to my room , he removed my ability to walk

dreads4days : and I’ll do it again

Olaf❄️ : ngl I think I might be bisexual

ticksntocks : oo what makes u think that? 

Olaf❄️ : lightning is fine as hell, he has smooth curves in the right places

puffpuffnpassit💞 : y he kinda built like a femboy

puffpuffnpassit💞 : him and cake

ticksntocks : @loselose

loselose : Heyy! 

puffpuffnpassit💞 : is cake ur boyfriend? 

loselose : uhm well uhm.. Well i think hes nice

ticksntocks : ooo

jelly boi : ooooo

puffpuffnpassit💞 : oolalaa 

loselose : ?? 

puffpuffnpassit💞 does that mean u like him

loselose : i mean yeah.. Hes pretty awesome

ticksntocks : oo okayyy 😏

puffpuffpassnit💞 : throwback to when fries was telling me when he had a threesome with tennis ball, nickel

Olaf❄️ : WHAT? 

jelly boi : HELP WAIT DOES THAT LEAD TO WHY NICKEL CALLS TENNIS BALL JIGGLY BOY

PENISLAND : i meann that ass do jiggle

buildingblocks69 : and wiggle.. 

PENISLAND : while being on the pickle

ticksntocks : was that supposed to rhyme

loselose : I think so

puffpuffnpassit💞 : it rhymed a little bit 😭

buildingblocks69 : yall wanna talk abt tip colours? 

ticksntocks : what is up w/ u and tip colors 😪

Olaf❄️ : chatting abt tip colors r for wimps chat abt inches

puffpuffnpassit💞 : we should like ping inactive people

ticksntocks : like who

buildingblocks69 : like winner 

ticksntocks : ion think they'd wanna speak 2 me

PENISLAND : @🏳️‍⚧️periwinkleisthebestcolor

🏳️‍⚧️periwinkleisthebestcolor : hey guys!! 

puffpuffnpassit💞 : did you help winner and clock work out their problems

🏳️‍⚧️periwinkleisthebestcolor : uhm.. 

ticksntocks : dont answer her

puffpuffnpassit💞 : die 

puffpuffnpassit💞 : why werent active in the gc 

🏳️‍⚧️periwinkleisthebestcolor : i was talking w/ 2

PENISLAND : no giving head to the host

🏳️‍⚧️periwinkleisthebestcolor : thats my time to go offline 💔 ping me if yall need anything! 

🏳️‍⚧️periwinkleisthebestcolor has went offline

🌱growinggardens has went offline

🔥livingarsonist🔥 : dude i js found out leafy likes or liked me

puffpuffnpassit💞 : face palmed irl...