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At thirty, Hermione Granger’s life is perfectly fine. A bit quiet. A bit predictable. Her best friend insists it’s time for a change, so, somewhat reluctantly, Hermione creates a dating profile.
She doesn’t expect SilverHeir to be interesting, or funny, or surprisingly easy to talk to, even though he refuses to show his face.
Meanwhile, Draco Malfoy returns to England. He comes back to the Ministry, and to her department. He’s still absolutely insufferable: arrogant, snide, and, unfortunately, better looking than he has any right to be. Especially when he wears glasses. Her days are filled with tense meetings and barely concealed hostility. Her nights are filled with messages from someone she’s finding it harder and harder not to think about.
This is a romantic comedy about bad ideas, worse coworkers, and the unexpected upside of anonymous flirting.