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    “Small town Colorado. My parents. Probably a couple childhood friends who either want to punch me or pitch me on their weed grow-op that’s definitely legal if you squint. All while missing the High Holidays with your family. It'll be a time.”

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    An overworked big-city lawyer returns to his hometown for the holidays. Along for the ride is his equally burnt-out — and arguably more competent — wife. All they have to do is clean out his parents’ house, survive a barn dance, and not self-destruct spectacularly.

    A South Park prequel featuring Kyle’s parents in a not-quite Hallmark movie.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,199
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
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