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1. Mr. Churchill Says (Yes, Sir, No, Sir) by s0hobunny

   Fandoms: Top Gear (UK) RPF, The Grand Tour (TV) RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   01 Jul 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Richard Hammond/James May
   • Richard Hammond
   • James May
   • Jeremy Clarkson
   • Mindy Hammond
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - World War II
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • British Military
   • World War II
   • gay pilots in love
   • Closeted Character
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Pining
   • Old Top Gear
   • Alternate Universe - 1940s
   • First Kiss
   • Neediness
   • Touch-Starved

   Summary

   Richard Hammond and James May were the unlikely duo paired together for the past 5 months on assignment for the Royal Air Force’s airspace defense and patrol. Hammond, the naive, slightly ill-tempered hotshot navigator, alongside May’s meticulous, introverted, and reserved nature as an experienced jet pilot, may or may not have been intentional as part of an elaborate prank on May from the General in charge.

   The bloke had beaten him in darts at the pub, after all.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,443

   Chapters:

   2/?

   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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