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Kanade always had a connection with Labubu’s. It was as if she could hear them or even talk to them. She looked at her new volume 3 labubu set and couldn't help but open one. She already had 2 shelves of labubu’s but the joy of opening it felt surreal. Her hands dashed to the box and gently opened the packaging.
“Luck…please be Luck!!!” She yelled in her head. When she took the labubu out, she saw a smaller version of a labubu. It had blue eyes…the same shade as hers. White hair…what the helly is this. She looked at the clothes that came with it. IS THAT HER HOODIE!1!1!1!1!1!???
Kanade ran to Mafuyu’s room. She ran the labubu through her hair, using the hand as a brush. She wondered if this was a gift for her. A CUSTOM LABUBU?? NO WAY!! Kanade’s heart flutters. Mafuyu really went through this just to make a labubu for her after knowing her obsession!? When she got to Mafuyu’s door, she whispered gently first
“Mafuyu…? You…did you get that amazing…adorable, silky, soft…furry and just everything magnificent CUSTOM AMERICAN EXPRESS LABUBU CARD!?”
Kanade couldn’t stop her from getting louder. She was so excited. Just as she thought Mafuyu was going to respond…she ate it! POOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOOF EHEHEHEHEHEH RAHHHHH.
“LABUBU!!! LABU LABU BUBU” Kanade went silent. Why couldn’t she speak normally?? Her stubby legs waddled away but then OOF! Her body tumbled backwards.
“LABUUBUUUUUUU” Kanade cried.
Mafuyu walked out of the room and saw a squirming Labubu on the floor. What the freaky. The Labubu theme song was singing from the Labubu…Did Rui make another abomination?? Mafuyu slowly walked over and then..kicked the labubu away. The music was so irritating! She had no idea how Kanade had like 50 in her room. Kanade even used to kick children down the stairs just to steal the labubu blind box if a kid bought what she wanted.
Labubune scrambled up and crawled to her room. How will Mafuyu like her now? She was cute, yes but a labubu in Mafuyu’s opinion looked like little demons who bite elderly people’s toes. Labubune started crying out of her labubuness. She waddled to Mafuyu’s room and knocked on her door.
“Labubu…?” Kanade cried. Maybe labubu’s aren't that cute after all. Not that she became one but…because Mafuyu hated it. How would she get Mafuyu to know it was her? How could she…continue living?
Maybe Mafuyu will realise Kanade was missing. She had to hope. Kanade knocked on Mafuyu’s door. Even if she was a frail and weak doll, it never hurt to try.
“LABUBU!! LABU LABU LABUBU!! LA LABUBU” Kanade yelled. She saw Mafuyu leisurely walk out with a cold expression. Kanade knew what Mafuyu was thinking. She would probably think the same. How did the Labubu move on its own!?? Mafuyu laughed coldly.
“What kind of sick joke is this?”
Kanade gasped. Mafuyu really didn’t notice her and that she was a labubu. Mafuyu picked up the labubu from the keychain. Kanade felt herself being lifted by Mafuyu. SHE WAS HORRIFIED OF HEIGHTS!
“LABABANAAHAUAUAUBAABUAUAUABAUAUAUUAUBUBUBUBUUBUBUBUBUBUB LABUBUHUHUSUSUAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAH BUUBUUU” Kanade was horrified. Heights were honestly even scarier than minecraft monsters
“This Labubu is so ANNOYING!!” Mafuyu threw her in the bin. Kanade freaked out. The bin reeked of Mafuyu’s toes. She could tell she hadn't washed them since probably 10 years old.
Kanade gagged and passed out. Next thing she knew was that she was in the outside dumpster. No no no…!! Where was the rubbish collection!? Please don’t say it was today! Kanade tried to get her small labubu legs to work. Kanade fell onto the floor and she rolled around the dirt floor crying.
A group of primary school girls walked to the bin. They were all giggling and slapping each other. Once they looked at the bin, the spot the…FAMOUS LABUBU!1!1!1
“Look Mafufu, it's a labubu!!” Mafufu’s eyes widened and walked to the labubu.
“It doesn’t look like a normal one…IS IT CUSTOM MADE AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” The girls squealed happily. Kanade gasped.
“MAFUBU! MAFUBU!” Kanade cried for Mafuyu of course she wouldn’t hear. Kanade was taken by squealing primary school girls…this was great.
After all, Mafuyu never noticed Kanade was gone. Kanade vanished from the Earth and was never noticed again. Kanade was stuck as a labubu with no antidote. She accepted her fate and rolled around the laundry machine of Mafufu.
“Labubu…labu labubu…”