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FORSAKEN ONESHOTS NSFW!!!

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Idk.

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Chapter 1

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It was a normal round like usual. "Say, what'd you think we go for a walk, Builder?" Shedletsky and Builderman were close, close enough to consider eachother, lovers. "Aight, let's go." Builderman and Shedletsky walk around the map together, everyone else already did their usual routine when a round was here.

"Yknow, Builder. I'd hate to ask, but are we really bestfriends if we make out?" Builderman stopped in his tracks, Shedletsky stopped with him. "I thought you considered us more than that? Even husband and wife at this point." Builderman replied, Shedletsky was shocked, a little slow but it's alright. 

"Oh, well I guess I should've taken that into consideration, heh.." Shedletsky put his right hand behind his neck, itching it to show awkwardness. "Don't take it to heart." Builderman stated, he wanted to reassure Shedletsky. Shedletsky gestured towards a wall. The Underground War had plenty of walls to lean on, it was perfect for anything.

Builderman followed Shedletsky towards the wall, both sat down next to eachother. Shedletsky stared at Builderman as he stared into the distance, not noticing. After a few minutes, Builderman notices and asks "Do you like my eyes?" "Yeah, they're pretty." Shedletsky responded back, he got lost into Builderman's eyes on purpose, he didn't care if there was an exit or not.

It wasn't noticeable at all to Builderman nor Shedletsky himself that he was nervous this round. 1x so happened to be killer as well. Though, Builderman felt an unsettled sense with Shedletsky so he asked, he worried for Shed. "You okay, Shed? Felt an unsettling ease on you." "No no, I'm good. Thanks for asking, though. Appreciate it." Shedletsky appreciated the thought that someone cared for him, it was more times than enough he felt uncared for sometimes.

Shedletsky was still staring into Builderman's eyes. Was it really a maze he didn't want to leave despite how easy it was to exit? Well, yeah. He loves Builderman more than anything. In a sudden pace, Builderman leaned in closer to Shedletsky's face, a near kiss was bound to happen.

Builderman put his hands on Shedletsky's face, his soothing, soft, and marvelous skin dazzled Builder but yet let go quickly out of respect, he didn't know if it was the right time. In a quick moment, Builderman kissed Shedletsky on the lips, Shedletsky being the one to pull Builder in for a longer kiss. This time, the tongues were used. Every few minutes, one would let go to catch their breath.

Shedletsky tastes so.. good. Builder thought to himself. In those few minutes, Builderman and Shedletsky were on the floor, Builder ontop of Shed. Eventually, they stop because the round was near to end. "F-fuck.. You taste so good Builderman." Huff huff Shedletsky and Builderman panted, god were they freaks. Can't really speak cuz I'm the one writing the fic..

In the cabins, everyone did their usual and talked. After that, everyone headed to their cabins, Shedletsky and Builderman heading into Shedletskys. "Builder, I want to makeout with you again. That was so awfully good, I couldn't resist to asking for more, bro." "What an invitation.. Sure, I'd makeout with you any day my freakletsky." "What the hell." Builderman pushed Shedletsky against the wall, close to his face before putting his hands onto Shedletsky's face and kissing him unexpectedly.

Mmgnhh Panting came from both every few seconds, they were DEEP into it. Builderman started getting aroused, due to Shed and Builder's such intimate position, Shedletsky felt it. Aroused already, aren't you, Builder? Thought the unimaginable sword fighter Shedletsky. 

In response, Shed started getting touchy with Builder, such as teasing his aroused spot with his hand while they madeout. -! Builderman stopped making out with Shedletsky for a second, he blushed from the intimacy they just had. "That was so.. sudden. I didn't realize I'd get hard like that, Shed." Builder was embarrassed. Though, they returned to making out, Shedletsky kept teasing the bulge in Builderman's pants.

Shedletsky moved his free hands around Builderman's waist, looking to take off his belt and pants. After a few seconds, he caught the opening part of the belt and took it off, letting Builder's pants slide off. Who knew his pants were THAT loose. With an even more visible bulge, Shedletsky teased it once again with his hand, making Builder twitch a little from the teasing.

They stopped making out again, Builder planned to go full intimate if Shed wanted to. "May I?" Offered Shedletsky, he wanted to, he KNEW what he wanted. Builderman nods and Shedletsky slides Builder's heart boxers off, revealing a throbbing, shiny, and pretty member. It was even SHAVED, Builderman just knew this was coming, didn't he. 

Builderman then offered to slide Shedletsky's bottoms off, he agreed and now they were both assnaked. Both cocks exposed to eachother, Shedletsky still pinned against the wall. Within a few seconds, Shedletsky had his legs around Builderman, a member exposed beneath him. "Are you ready?" Asked Builder, he was literally about to explode. "Yes." replied back Shedletsky, he was ready for ASS WAR.

In a careful moment, Builderman slid it in slowly, "Gah!", a moan came from Builder. "Is this good?" Builderman wanted to be respectful, make it good enough for Shedletsky. "Tell me when to just go in, I'll be sure to do so." "Builder, just slide it in. I'm a man, there is no way I'm gon- BUILDER!! Ohh- mngnmm.." Builderman put it in AT ONCE. After putting it in immediately, he began to thrust, giving Shedletsky pleasure. "F-fuck.. You're so tight! I thought a fatass like you would be a little more bigger." "Fuck you." "I'll fuck you harder man, do NOT try me." "Oh, I wil- AGH!" Builderman began to thrust faster.

Buildermain carried Shedletsky to the bed, leaning Shed's back against the mattress. Builderman still had his feet on the floor for an intenser motion. "Shedletsky, if I go faster, will you still love me." "Forever, Builder." "Okay." Builderman thrusts faster, "IT'S COMING OUT!!!" Yelled Builder, absolutely letting out a mouthful of cum into Shedletsky. "Ngh..!" Moaned Shed, he enjoyed it so much but was considering if he should be the man next time. I mean, if he's pregnant AGAIN, what is he gonna tell the others.

That he and Builderman fucked and didn't use a condom? I mean they just wanted to FEEL eachother, they wanted to be inside eachother. Their love was till the end of it all, it didn't matter at all if it wasn't legal. At the last thrust, Builderman pulled out and Shedletsky gasped for air, jesus was that ROUGH. Then, Builderman started teasing Shedletsky's hole with his member, he teased the edges and blew air at them. The fact his hole was a pretty and magnificent thing being shown to him out of pure intimacy and love made his hole weak.

Shedletsky gasped for air and then stared at the ceiling while Builderman kept teasing his hole.. sigh Boy did he miss being top.l he was never top fortunately. Same guy who gave birth to 1x1x1x1 by the way. As Shedletsky was midway through his thoughts, Builderman just LAUNCHED in there, making Shedletsky moan. "F-fuck..! You didn't have to do that!" Shedletsky yelled, he looked red. "Why'd we do this for you to just be inside me." Shedletsky asked, he was genuinely curious. "Because the author doesn't know how to write sex scenes." Builder states, I clearly don't know what I'm doing. It's 4:40am okay😞!!

"Well, we should stop now and head to bed." "I agree, Shedletsky." "By the way, I'm gonna need help walking tommorow!" "Oh, okay Shed. I'll be there." "Night, Builder." "Night, Shed." And goodnight to you too fanfic readers💔

Chapter 2: No, Noli I am NOT going to be pregnant.

Summary:

Noli and 07 be like freaks or something! Preforsaken and pre c00lkidd, heh.. :3 AND 07 ARGUES WITH NOLI ABOUT NOT BEING THE ONE TO GET PREGNANT CUZ THEYRE STUPID.

Chapter Text

An apartment complex hallway, building 1, Room 007, there stood a purple, tall, and odd looking man with a smirk on one half of his face and a skull for the other half. He knocked on the door, flowers behind his back, hoping for a response. Then, the door opened, a tall, greasy hair, and tired looking guy opened it. 

"H3y, 007! G0t ya som3 flowers! Do y0u l1ke them?" He put out the flowers for 007, offering them. "If whatever you want gets you out of my sight, I'll let you in, Noli." 07 turned around and headed back into his apartment. "R34LLY!? Best d4y of my l1fe!" Noli headed in, he noticed it was rather messy, torn up objects, but still enough to keep someone alive. "You can put the flowers down anywhere, I don't care." 007n7 didn't want Noli bringing flowers with him everywhere like an idiot.. As 07 walked back into his room, it looked rather better than the entire apartment itself to Noli. 

"You h4ve a n1c3 room, 07!" Noli had just been following 07, he didn't go there for nothing. In 07's room, there was a desk with a computer, the desk was filled with caffeinated drinks, mini fridge, TV ontop of a stack of books, and a messy bed. "Oh, thanks." "No pr0bs!" Noli and 007n7 had a somewhat stable bond, 07 just lived by himself.

07 sat at his desk, working something. Noli took a glance every few minutes, looked like a document on a pizzeria, often switching to the c00lgui panel sometimes. "H3ya, 07? Wh4t if w3 m3de0ut, L0L! 1'm kind4 bor3d." Noli was a nonchalant guy, always to make the first move. "What?" "1'll g3t out of y0ur ap4rtm3nt f4ster." Noli said with a smile and pleading eyes.

"Fine." 007n7 agreed, he seemed to be rather the isolated kind when it comes to being in shelter so if it meant getting Noli out of his apartment, it was a DEAL. Noli got up and approached 07, 07 turned his chair to the side to face Noli. Noli got close to 07's face, his face was pretty to Noli. In then a quick moment, 07 pulled Noli in for this kiss, then tongues.

07 had actually doubted Noli's kissing but it happened to be so good that tongues were involved. Every few minutes, 07 pulled back, he needed to catch his breath. "Noli, you're such a good fucking kisser. Where did you learn this?" 07 was shocked to say the least, but blushed in the sight of it. "W4tch1ng r0manc3 m0vi3s 4nd im4gin1ng us t0 it." "What." "Y3p!" "Damn, you're better than them themselves." "W0w, th4nk y-" 07 pulled Noli in for more. 

It'd gone to the point where 07 fell off his chair, it was too good I fear. Then, a weird MOUNTAIN came up from Noli's pants. The middle of his pants specifically. "Damn, Noli. You liked it too, huh?" A freaky ass smirk came up on 07's face, he KNEW what he wanted. Unfortunately, the only downside to Noli is asking for backshots.

"Y3ah." Noli blushed a little, looking away from 07. "If you really want it, go ahead. I'M NOT THE ONE GETTING PREGNANT THOUGH." "Wh4t, 0k4y?" Noli took off his own pants, revealing his spongebob boxers. 07 winked and moved his eyebrows up and down with his tongue out of his mouth. "1 h0pe y0u're less fr3akier th4 m3." Noli noticed 07's expression, he was honestly surprised by the way he acted. Was a kiss ALL it took for them to get close enough like this?

The answer was yes. Because now, 07 is inside of Noli, stroking Noli's member as well like he had to shake a chocolate milk to get its good taste. "Why 4re you mult1task1ng. Ar3 y0u ev3n re-" Noli blushed, he spat out white liquid all over 07s hand. You know what 07 did? He licked it. He licked it like his ice cream was melting on him, VANILLA ice cream to be specific. Even then, it didn't bother 07, he obviously released himself inside of Noli a few minutes before.

"Mghnnm.." 07 released inside of Noli again, moans struck from he and Noli as he kept thrusting into him. They were really standing up doing all this, freaks much? Ayehsha Erotica played from 07's computer to cover up the noise, it was blasting. "F-fuck.. 4GH!" Glitching and distortion came from Noli's voice as he yelled, but yet not enough to stop 07. "I want you to SCREAM my name like your life depends on it Noli." "1 W1LL, 1 W1LL, I W1-" distortion takes over his yelling. "That's more like it." 07 was a dominant alpha in relationships, except when there's someone stronger. 

07 kept the backshots going, he was railing Noli, "FUCKKK, N7-" Distortion took over his yelling once more, 007n7 could be heard in them. "Good boy." After a few seconds, n7 stopped railing Noli and pulled out of him. Marks were left on Noli, both on his shoulders and cheeks. A bruise especially on the cheeks. The backshots were really intense, Noli had fallen to the floor from them.

"Huff huff HUFF." Poor Noli couldn't breathe, nor could he barely even walk. "Do you wanna stay until you recover? You can sleep in my bed if you'd like, Noli." "Y3s 1 d0 1nf4ct. 1'm sl33p1ng 4W4Y FR0M Y0U 1NF4CT. G0 SL33P 0N TH3 FL00R." Noli actually hated to admit, he enjoyed it but was that 20 minutes of HELL. The way Noli screamed 07s name was intense, words he'd know to say forever.

A few days go by, Noli has gained his walking ability back and the bruise disappeared after a couple of days after having an ice pack between his cheeks. "4lright, 07. 1'm h3ading 0ut now." "Alright, bye, Noli. Let me just give you a goodluck kiss on the way back to your house, okay?" "F1ne." 07 heads over to Noli and kisses him on the cheek, giving Noli back the flowers that he received from him. "Love you, brah." "0kay."

Noli heads out with the bouquet of flowers in his hand.

Chapter 3: 1337N7

Summary:

The Spectre decides to not host any rounds, giving this a rather calm and relaxed day! In spite of this, everyone wanted to host a fire in celebration. Guest and 007n7 decided to renovate furniture, they were especially busy.

Notes:

SORRY FOR SUCH A LATE POST!! I was just not feeling it,, LOL

Chapter Text

Another day another.. round? There wasn’t a round today. Everyone was surprised but also cheerful! In response, they all planned on hosting a fire tonight to celebrate. Guest and 007n7 had other plans. They two planned to renovate their furniture, they shared a cabin surprisingly.

Everyone else shared one as well but how would a past hacker and a war veteran work out together? They were both different, one originally having neutral feelings but they grew rather.. stronger!

After a while, it was night. Guest and 007n7 finished renovating furniture, with the two helping each other with some. 

That night, the campfire celebration took place but 007n7 and Guest weren’t there. They planned to take a rest for the night, it was a long day after renovating furniture. After renovating furniture, the two sat next to eachother on 007n7's bed.

“Hey, Guest, thanks for helping me renovate some furniture earlier today. I appreciate the help.” 007n7 was the first to thank him, he appreciated someone’s help, especially presence due to his past. "No problem, 07! Thank you as well. You know your way with broken furniture." "I suppose I do.. When I first took in C00lkidd, I had a bunch of old furniture that could be put to good use, so I fixed all of it for him." "Must've put your heart into that kid, aye?" "Yeah, he was.. my whole life. Really the reason I became better, yknow? Especially taking my life for him after he went missing.." "I understand.." "Thank you for listening to me speak, I appreciate it a lot actually. It's the first time someone's listened to me speak." "It's really no biggie, 07. Someone has to be there for you when you need it, yknow?" "Yeah, I get it."

"Well, we should head to bed, 07. We don't know if there's gonna be a round tommorow." "Alright, hey I uhm.. Guest, do you.. wanna hang out tommorow?" 007n7 was hesitant to say that he wanted to sleep with him, he switched up the topic quickly. "I'd love to! Also, if you don't mind, would you perhaps like to sleep with me tonight? So sorry for how sudden it is, I just wanna confess that over the time of actually sharing a cabin with you, I grew feelings. I know it isn't the proper way to confess at all but I really didn't know when it was the right time to actually do so." "No no, it's alright. Matter of fact, I also grew feelings. You're strong, a good fighter, and protected the team which made me fall for you. You're a pretty determined guy, you know that?" "That's really nice of you to say, heh." "It's really no problem. You guys here are way more better than me. You all actually have a job instead of having hacker abilities." "Yeah!" 

Suddenly, the two leaned closes with eachother, faces close. They both stared so deeply into eachothers eyes, then Guest put his hands on 007n7's cheeks. For a few minutes, they locked eyes, and then 007n7 just kissed Guest. A couple of minutes go by into making out, Guest pushes 007n7 onto the bed, putting in the tongue with kissing. A few seconds go by and the two take a quick breath, "Guest.. you taste so damn good." Guest blushed and then went back into kissing 007n7.

007n7s freehands lead themselves to Guest's military pants, he slid the belt off and slowly dragged Guests pants off, revealing bear boxers. 

(Author speaking, I lowkey don't like writing the intermission for sex! So I'm skipping some lines.)

Guest, now naked and shirt off, as well as 007n7 buttnaked, aimed his throbbing, hardened cock into 007n7's hole. "Are you ready?" "Yeah, please just hurry, someone could catch us." "I doubt it. Also, tell me when you want me to stop." "Alrighty." Guest then put his member into 007n7 slowly, then a SNEEZE came out of Guest, making him slip and slide his cock into 007n7 more. "ngh..fuck." 007n7 clutched the bed. "Damn, did I hit your sweet spot by accident?" "Maybe." Guest then proceeds to slide it in more, his member FULLY inside of 007n7. 

"Why is it so.. mngnh.. LONG." "Genetics?" Then, Guest started thrusting into 007n7 quickly, practically riding him. Moans, groans, and muffled screams came out of 007n7. "Fuck.. I'm about to-" Warm, thick, and white fresh cum released into 007n7. "S..so.. warm." 007n7 clenched the pillow, a muffled sentence came out of him. A few minutes of this goes on, they stop eventually.

"Guest.. that was so.. breath taking." "It really was." Guest and 007n7 are huffing and sweating, it really was breath taking. Guest kisses 007n7 on the head and holds him close. 007n7 lays on his bed, staring up at the ceiling until Guest scoots his bed over next to 007n7's bed. 007n7 looks next to him, just to see Guest laying next to him with a stare of love. "Guest, you're a really loveable guy." Guest scoots closer to 007n7, practically touching him a little. "I don't mind if you hold me close, I love you anyway." Guest held his arm over 007n7 and pulled him close, cuddling him.

"Night, Guest." "Night, 07." Then they both rest together, Guest snuggling his face in 007n7's hair.

Notes:

SIDE NOTE!! I'll take requests, just no proship, adminvirus: Telamon x 1x / Shed x 1x, minor x minor nsfw, and no Telamon x Shedletsky💔 Also, I do view 007n7, c00lkidd, bluudud, and pr3ttyprincess as family fyi..

IMO I see Shed / Telamon and 1x as father and child :P I'll also do like no nsfw fanfics too (oneshot) sooooo if you wanna see that just comment, LOL!!