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The morning came as Two Time was still explaining what they saw Shedletsky and Builderman do, Guest sat on the floor as he sipped at his tea made by Elliot, while Chance practically had his jaw dropping every second from the amount of stuff Two Time witnessed them do without leaving. It was way funnier when Two Time approved of Shedletsky being a bottom.
"That's.. Oh my goodness..?" Guest was out of words, his lips parted as he thought about everything for a second. Two Time kept going, telling the stories of what Taph told them when they teamed up against Jason a few rounds before, how he caught Shedletsky confessing to Builderman. Those few words made Guest burst out laughing pulling out his phone.
"What are you doing?" Chance and Elliot questioned in unison, raising their eyebrows as they stared at Guest fiddling with the device, still very new to using it. Guest looked up at them with a smirk, his face flushing a bit.
"Just telling 007n7 about this, don't want him to miss out on the jokes I'll be making." Guest laughed, looking back down at his phone as he typed.
DIRECT MESSAGES - BURGER BOY
Guest1337.: Sev. You won't believe what kinda gossip I just got from TT.
007n7: Gossip? Since when did you get included in that?
007n7: Haha, just joking. Continue.
Guest1337.: TT saw Builderman and Shedletsky fuckin' in the main cabin. No joke, they said that it was the middle of the night and they were planting stuff, and forgot their keys to the cabin. They walked in to see Shed on the table whimpering like a dumbass with Builderman infront of him. They proceeded to say they waited until they were done because they didn't want the two ro become awkward. Also, Taph told them that they witnessed Shedletsky confessing to Builderman during a match.
007n7: You gave so much information yet so few.
007n7: Also, fucking in the main cabin??? Lord, doesn't Noob sleep in there? Is that why he spam texts Buildersky fanfics in the groupchat openly?
Guest1337.: Don't know, man. But this shit is getting to me, I understand why Noob gets so serious when I say I saw 1x1x1x1 texting John Doe saying Miss you xx but get the fuck away from me
007n7: WHAT???? 1xJohn beef when???? When did this happen why didn't you tell me
Guest1337.: I can't tell you over text, it's too much
007n7: 'm outside your cabin.
Guest1337.: I'm at Elliot's room in the main cabin, hop in for a ride darling
007n7 stared at the message, eyes wide. He never got used to pet names, usually called Seven or anything shortening his name. But pet names? That was new.. He walked away from Guest's porch, walking into the main cabin and glancing at Shedletsky and Builderman sitting on the couch with Shedletsky using him as a pillow. Those two changed his point of view, he was still shocked they were hiding that they were a thing.
Walking up the stairs, Seven knocked onto Elliot's door, with the sign just having a pizza drawing rather than his name. Noob did that alot, creating everyone's personalised signs. It was cute. The door opened, Guest peeking out before opening the door enough so that Seven would enter. Elliot shuddered a bit as he watched 007n7 walk into his own room, but he pushed the thought away.
A few minutes passed by and 007n7 and Guest were already sharing the hot cup of tea, taking sips as they watched everyone yap and laugh about every survivor and killer. Seven teased Chance with Mafioso, while Chance shot right back at him, yelling about him and Noli were about to kiss eachother with how close they were. Guest shuddered, looking away as his smile was wiped off.
Two Time noticed. They were concerned with the amount of love triangles.
"Mighty soldier, do you have feelings for 007n7?" Two Time bluntly asked, Chance and Elliot whipping their heads to look at Two Time, yet 007n7 just looked at Guest, as if anticipating and manifesting his reaction. Of course, he flushed red.
"Wha– Huh?! No! Why would I have feelings for him?!" Guest yelled, flustered. He was weirdly defensive, clearing his throat as he looked away from 007n7's gaze.
"If so, then why are you defensive? It was just a simple question, dear soldier." Two Time interrogated, raising their eyebrow at him. Guest wanted the ground to shatter and swallow him whole.
"Because you're lying?! You guys keep pressuring us together, it's none of our choi–" Guest was cut off, the door loudly creaking as Shedletsky opened it, seeming a bit concerned.
"What the fuck? A whole party in here and nobody cared enough to invite me? How cruel." Shedletsky sniffed dramatically, wiping his non-existent tears as everyone stared at him, Chance and 007n7 snickering as they held their laughter.
"Anyways, you snickering fools, breakfast's ready! Builderman made it extra special, and maybe extra early.. But he noticed you guys were awake." Shedletsky stated, everyone looking at eachother and then back at Shedletsky.
"Is it cream filled bagels?" Two Time asked, Chance bursting out in laughter as he mistook their serious statement as a dirty joke.
"Uhh.. Well- I can ask him to make you some?" Shedletsky asked, ignoring the obnoxious laughing that came from Dhance. Elliot punched Chance's shoulder, resulting into him shutting up.
"No! No.. Nevermind."
"Man, you guys weird as fuck.." Shedletsky huffed, loud enough for everyone to hear in the room. They leot staring at him, holding their laughs. It pissed him off.
Just as he closed the door, everyone burst out laughing. He couldn't help but think about what kind of joke they had together, it saddened him– He was being left out openly.
As everyone settled for breakfast, still in their pyjamas except for Taph and Dusekkar who were in their attire, they began eating. surprisingly, there were enough plates for everyone. It made Noob whine, considering he made fanfics to live in the hell they were living in. "Why are there perfect ammounts of platesss!?"
"Threate— I mean.. Asked Sev's kid to bring us plates from the killers' cabin.." Builderman muttered nervously as he ate his food, ignoring Noob's whiny words.
"Which o–"
"The demon one, okay?!" Builderman yelled at Shedletsky on accident, fear getting through him as he felt 007n7's eyes piercing through him. That guy was a retired exploiter, he could easily make Builderman die permanently if he wanted to.
Suddenly, as everyone was eating, they were teleported into a match. Groans and whines echoed through the map, and with everyone without their weapons or anything– Just the comfort of their pyjamas, scared them a bit. The only people they had with weapons were Taph and Dusekkar, and they disappeared.
Elliot was too focused on being cautious, careful not to run into muddy places. He rolled the hems of his pants up, he really didn't wanna wash anything out. Jane focused on her goal of not having any blood splattered onto her pyjamas, which she hoped wouldn't break because they couldn't get blood out of their pyjamas.
Guest spawned in with 007n7, smiling once he saw him. He ran over to his side, throwing an arm around his shoulder as he walked around with him, yapping his ears off with the gossip of 1x and John. Seven listened, already curious about their so called lore together.
Suddenly, they watched as Noli, in his burger pyjamas, walk around looking for 007n7. Once spotting him, he immediately ran to him, throwing an arm around his shoulder and forcing Guest to take his own arm off, eventually snaking it around 007n7's waist. Guest took notice of 007n7's own hell of pyjamas, a black shirt with a drawn purple shaded void star in the middle, and the brightest dark blue pants he's ever seen.
007n7 felt suffocated, cramped, he was literally getting squished by two extremely buff men. With Noli yapping his ear off, and Guest holding him tightly and possessively, it made him feel out of breath.
"We hsould watch the stars some day, together!" (pls spare me its 5am and i havent had sleep since 11am yesterday im too lazy to write nolis corrupted ass) Noli offered, a huge creepy grin on his face.
"I don't think we can do that, Nols.." Seven sighedm looking down. Guest wished he had a nickname like that, even if it was something as simple as "Nols". But he would never tell Seven that. He was relieved that it couldn't happen, but then he remembered Builderman's words in the morning.
"Asked Sev's kid to give me a plate from the killers' cabin."
"Oh, you're so silly, Sev.. The cabins are in the same island! Azure always watches Two Time from their window some nights!" Noli laughed, giggling at Seven. 7n7 perked up once he heard the unfamiliar name, raising an eye as he felt weird. He tried brushing it off, ignoring it for once.
"So I can see my kids?" 007n7 grinned, a huge smile on his face as he looked towards Noli. Noli's smile faded, a disappointed frown on his face. Guest snickered a bit, holding back before getting hit by a void star without Seven noticing.
"Yeah, but don't you wanna see me?" Noli asked, frowning as he sniffled dramatically, wiping his tears. Seven awkardly nodded, a nervous smile on his lips as Noli got too embarrassed to say anything else, Guest having the cue to start talking, leaving Noli ignored.
A few minutes passed, before the round finally ended. Though, only 10 survivors won. Who could've died, if Noli was with them the whole time?
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"Come on, I was trying to flirt! I was saying let me shoot my shot and my gun blew up on me!" Chance's whining echoed through the room, the attempt at making an excuse being inevitable.
"How do you even have your gun if you don't have your coin?" Noob asked.
"I always have it, but my coin gives me luck! I don't use it when I fail, I use it when I win the gamble, so I feel safe using it, even if it explodes." Chance attempted to explain, nobody getting him, and eventually leaving him, Two Time, and Elliot alone.
All while Guest and 7n7 stayed cuddled up on the couch.