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Shout next time, Hazel!

Summary:

Hazel Levesque walks in on something unfortunate while Nico and Will are staying at Camp Jupiter.

Notes:

This is set during The Court of The Dead. Based on what I know about the plot, I’ve thrown this together for the laughs and giggles. I was inspired by the scene from Sinners when Smoke sends Sammie to go get Stack and he walks in on Mary riding Stack like theres no tomorrow 😭 Only the difference is… Nico isn’t gonna kill Will directly after. ya know?

If this is any way inaccurate to The Court of the Dead by the time it releases (like idk maybe frazel will breakup or will and nico will sleep in seperate rooms 😢) I’ll just tweak it a bit whenever the book officially releases.

Is this the first fic under the court of the dead fandom tag? That’s kinda funny to me. Freaky solangelo always wins *rubs hands like an evil fucking fly*

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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“Dude— Camp Jupiter is crazy about their parties…” Will said, removing a streamer from his curly, golden hair.

 

Nico giggled, closing the door to the room they were sharing during their stay at New Rome. The noise from the party outside could still be heard even through their private quarters, “They’re always so uptight during regular hours that they let loose whenever they get the chance.”

 

“It’s a fun atmosphere, don’t get me wrong,” Will said, flopping down on the king sized bed that occupied the room, “But after a day of tryna move a bunch of monsters into town, I need some alone time.”

 

“Same here,” Nico said, taking off his jacket and hanging it up near the door. He took a moment to survey the room they were staying in. It was very reminiscent of old roman architecture, and it was certainly nicer than the room Nico was given when he stayed at camp as Pluto’s Ambassador . Hazel probably made sure the two of them got the best of the best. He’d have to thank her for that later. In Nico’s humble opinion, the best part of the room was the single bed that occupied it. Was that done on purpose?… Whatever , He and Will were a couple so he guessed Hazel must’ve assumed that was best. 

 

Will spread his arms out on the duvet, sighing as he kicked off his sandals by shaking his feet violently. One of them got chucked off his foot so violently that it shot across the room, almost smacking Nico in the face. 

 

“You should really change into your pajamas before you get your dirty clothes all over the bed,” Nico frowned, glaring at Will. 

 

“I was hoping you’d help me undress,” Will said casually.

 

Nico choked on his own saliva and felt his cheeks turn red. Will’s flirtatious nature still seemed to fluster Nico to this day, even though they’d been together for almost two years now. 

 

“I’m not objecting to what you want… But I thought you wanted some time alone to chill?” Nico asked. Damn insecurity, maybe Will just felt like he was obligated to entertain Nico… No, no, no. Don’t think that way. Will has proven many times that he loves you. He went to hell for you and is still with you even now. He’s said it a billion times.

 

“When I say alone time, I mean me-and-Nico-time… Doing whatever we want,” Will sat up slightly, playing with the bedsheets nervously. 

 

Nico smiled and felt his heart flutter in his chest. He calmly took off his boots (yes they have heels, sue him) and ran up to the bed. He flopped down next to Will and took his boyfriend into his arms, giving him a hug and placing a quick kiss on his cheek. 

 

“Everyone was staring at you,” Nico complained, positioning himself so he was leaning over Will.

 

“I think you’re mistaken,” Will said, placing a chaste kiss on Nico’s lips. “Everyone was staring at you .“

 

“Hey, don’t change the subject,” Nico frowned, breathing onto Will’s neck. Will’s skin shivered at the heat of it. He’d never get tired of how affectionate Nico was.

 

“It’s true.” Will said quietly. It was almost impossible to hear his voice, as the music and yelling from the nearby party outside was drifting into their room. That means… Nobody can hear them outside. Will smirked, “The regretfully beautiful and handsome Ghost King was attending a camp jupiter party… I would be looking at him too!”

 

Nico cackled, dropping his head and allowing it to rest on Will’s chest. That gave Will the opportunity to thread his fingers in Nico’s soft, dark hair. “How are we supposed to sleep with all that noise?” Nico grumbled.

 

“I didn’t think we’d do much sleeping,” Will said, playing with Nico’s curls.

 

“We will still need to sleep at some point. It’ll be hard though, the Romans tend to party all night.”

 

“You’ve been to Roman parties before this?”

 

“I’ve never attended one directly, but when I’d stay at Camp Jupiter, it would be very obvious when there were parties.”

 

Ah, right. Will had yet to really ask Nico what he’d been doing at Camp Jupiter. He knew the basics… He’d figured out a way to get Hazel into the fifth cohort and he occasionally attended senate meetings. He even got a title as the Ambassador of Pluto . Fancy. Nico got into way too much shit when he was young. 

 

“Just imagine that we’re normal teenagers… We’re at a house party and we snuck upstairs to fuck in the parents bedroom,” Will mused, remembering things he’d seen in teen romance movies.

 

“You have weird fantasies.”

 

“You always indulge me though,” Will said, bringing Nico back up to his face and locking lips with him in a searing kiss.

 

The two of them quickly got lost in each other's bodies. This is how it usually went with the pair of them. They’d grope each other for a while and then one of them would make a move.

 

“You’re hard already?” Nico said into Will’s neck.

 

“It’s difficult not to be when I have an angel above me,” Will winked.

 

“Oh, you flirt,” Nico said playfully, moving his hand down between Will’s thighs to cup his erection. 

 

Will groaned and bucked his hips, trying to get more stimulation from Nico’s delicate hand. Nico really had lovely hands…

 

“Take your shirt off, I’ll get your pants,” Nico ordered. Will quickly ripped off his newly issued purple Camp Jupiter and looked down at Nico with anticipation.

 

Nico was taking his sweet time taking off Will’s pants. He decided that he should get to do the teasing every once and awhile. Will continued bucking his hips, now he was just trying to get stimulation from the fucking air.

 

Nico laughed at Will’s desperate attempts to get himself off. Having a boyfriend who was horny 24/7 was really a blessing in disguise. Nico finally pulled Will’s pants off him and threw them to an opposite corner of the room. They’d be able to search for those in the morning when it mattered. Nico quickly pulled Will’s boxers down to reveal his absolutely exquisite cock. Cock . Nico cringed at the word, it was so formal yet not. Oh my gosh, get on topic Niccolò. Your boyfriends rock hard, dripping dick is right in front of your face. 

 

Nico lightly gripped onto Will’s dick and stroked it with enough enthusiasm to keep Will hard. He leaned up to Will and took him into a deep kiss. “It’s a little exciting isn’t it? Knowing there's so many people outside that could hear us?” 

 

Will’s eyes widened at Nico’s words, “It is. But when did you get into exhibitionism?” 

 

“Ever since you told me you had a fantasy about what regular teens do. Are regular teens not into that sort of thing?”

 

“They are,” Will said, trying to keep his voice steady. 

 

“Good. Then I’m right on track,” Nico smiled. “Where’d you put the lube?”

 

Will let out a groan whenever Nico twisted his wrist the way he knew Will liked it, “I-It’s in my backpack…”

 

Nico smiled and let Will’s dick go for a moment. “Always so prepared.”

 

Nico rummaged around Will’s backpack, which was conveniently right next to the bed. He sorted through an entire five boxes of multicolored bandages and gauze until he came across the lovely bottle of lube. Oh, and condoms. Nico grabbed them both. 

 

“I don’t… wanna make a mess all over the sheets. That would be awkward for someone else to clean up. So we’ll be employing condoms this time.”

 

Will laughed, sitting up to take them from Nico. “Employing the condoms? You have such a way with words, honey.”

 

Nico giggled at Will’s response, and he laid back over next to Will. 

 

----

 

The party was absolutely booming. It seemed like the romans spirits were especially high due to the arrival of Will and Nico. One camper on probatio had taken it upon himself to put alcohol in the punch, so now everyone was completely wasted. Fine. It’s fine . Hazel would deal with it tomorrow. She leaned against a statue near the DJ, who was blasting some of the most emo shit she’d ever heard. She wasn’t sure what band it specifically was, but her brother would probably like it. 

 

“You okay, babe?“ Hazel heard a familiar voice over the comotion and looked up. She was met with the face of her wonderful boyfriend, Frank. 

 

“Yeah. I’m just getting overwhelmed. There’s gonna be so many hungover campers tomorrow.”

 

“Then why don’t you stop them?” Frank crossed his arms.

 

“I don’t wanna ruin their fun. I don’t see youuu stopping them either?”

 

“Same reason,” Frank smiled. “This music is so loud. What is this? AFI?”

 

“No… No. I would know if it was AFI.”

 

“OH MY GODS HAZEL!!!” A voice yelled, causing both Hazel and Frank to flinch and look over to the source. Oh gods, it was Leila.

 

“Hey girl!” Hazel said with some fake enthusiasm.

 

“Where’d Solangelo go?” She questioned.

 

“Solangelo?…” Hazel gaped.

 

“Oh, Nico and Will. We started calling them that. It just flows really nice, doesn’t it?”

 

“Yeah! Totally,” Hazel responded. “Why do you want to know?”

 

“Well— It’s their welcoming party. Some of the legionaries got gifts for them. They need to open them!” Leila exclaimed, taking a sip of her (spiked) punch. 

 

“They went off to bed, I’m pretty sure.”

 

“You should go find them, Hayhay,” Hayhay? “There’s no way they’re already asleep.”

 

“Alright, I will,” Hazel surrendered. “But ease up on the punch.”

 

Leila saluted and ran back to a group of nervous camper’s holding presents. It seemed like her news sent them into high spirits, and a few of them even sent Hazel some thumbs up. She’d really have to go get Solangelo now. Ew. Oh my gods. She’s starting to pick up on it too. 

 

----

 

It hadn’t taken Hazel that long to get to Nico and Will’s room. She’d gotten them a relatively private one. It was close to where the campers were having their party, too. Oh dear. Poor boys. They wouldn’t be able to get any sleep with all the racket from the party.

 

She walked down the exquisite hallway, listening to the loud music continue to blare. She recognized it now. It was definitely My Chemical Romance. Nico had brought them up a few times during their Arcus messages. She smiled at the memory. Sometimes she wished she got to spend more leisurely time with her brother instead of them either interacting when the world was ending or when he was antsy from being at an unfamiliar camp (undercover, mind you). The two of them didn’t have the usual sibling experience, and she wanted to have more one-on-one time with him.

 

She walked up to the door she knew led into Nico and Will’s room and knocked a few times. 

 

No response .

 

Maybe they just didn’t hear her. The pair of them must be asleep. Hazel smiled to herself. Nico always did love sleeping. She decided that the best option would be to wake them up herself. Well , here goes nothing. 

 

“Hey Nico—“

 

Hazel slammed the door immediately after speaking. Holy shit holy shit holy shit, no way she just saw that. She leaned her back on the door and stared forward for a few moments.

 

Hazel began to walk down the hallway and outside of the quarters building. She kept her head down as she walked back into the crowd to search for Frank. Who else was she supposed to tell about this? 

 

“Hey Hazel? Where’s Solangelo?”

 

Hazel !”

 

A couple voices spoke to her, but she pushed through. She eventually found Frank exactly where she’d left him. Near that damn statue.

 

“Hey hon! Uhm… Where’s Nico and Will?” Frank asked nervously, taking in Hazel’s distraught and confused expression. 

 

“I just— cannot right now!” Hazel said in an exasperated tone, throwing her hands in the air in surrender.

 

“Oh no,” Frank walked up to Hazel and held her by the shoulder, shooing away some curious campers. “What happened?”

 

Hazel held her breath, and then quietly said, “I walked in on something I shouldn’t have.”

 

Frank’s eyes widened, “Like?…” 

 

MY BROTHER IS A BOTTOM !?” Hazel spit out quickly, covering her face. 

 

Frank frowned, “ Oh . I’m sorry you had to find out this way.”

 

“Wait. You knew?”

 

No ! No. It’s just kind of.. obvious.“

 

Hazel thought about that for a moment. For one, she was gagged that her brother was sexually active. What’s even crazier to her was that her brother was a bottom. The more she thought about it, the more it made sense. Nico and Will had an insane size difference like her and Frank did. Underworld kids must be attracted to men bigger than them. She also noticed how nervous and quiet Nico got every time somebody bossed him around. Damn , it really was obvious. 

 

“I guess it is,” Hazel mused. “I just… didn’t think Nico did that stuff. He’s my brother , I never thought about him and Will having a relationship like that.”

 

“We’re at that stage in our relationship, Hazel,” Frank said, trying to be the voice of reason during his girlfriend’s dilemma. “You can’t be surprised when Nico is too. He and Will are in a committed relationship. I mean— for goodness sake, they’re so in love that it caused a bunch of monsters to give up monstering !“

 

Hazel smiled, leaning onto Frank’s larger frame. “I guess you’re right. Thanks for calming me down.”

 

“Anytime.”

 

Before Hazel even realized they were being stalked, she heard Leila speak again.

 

“Hazel… Where’s Nico and Will?”

 

Hazel made an uncomfortable expression and glanced around at the group surrounding her and Frank. “They’re… busy.”

 

“Hm. Well can we just go to their room and get them instead. If we all show up, they’d have to come to the party!”

 

NO !” Hazel and Frank both shouted in unison.

 

----

 

The music has seemingly died down. Nico wasn’t sure what time it was, but it didn’t matter to him. He laid beside Will in their shared bed, nuzzling his face into Will’s neck. His legs were shaking terribly and he swore he was about to pass out any second. After that many rounds, Nico was bound to fall asleep.

 

“Angel?” Will questioned.

 

Nico looked up at Will. “Yeah?” He spoke quietly with a raspy, deep voice. He wouldn’t be surprised if his voice was gone tomorrow— with all the noises he’d been making. 

 

“Did you… hear anything when we were copulating?” 

 

“Hear anything? What do you mean?”

 

“I swore I heard somebody say your name when you were riding me.”

 

Nico laughed and playfully punched Will’s arm. “You probably heard yourself, dummy. I’m just so good that you were hallucinating.”

 

“Hey— Don’t bully me,” Will complained. He mused for a moment. Anal induced hallucinations… That’s not something new in their relationship. 

 

“Whatever. Stop worrying,” Nico said, putting his finger onto Will’s lip. Will resisted the sudden urge to open his mouth and suck on Nico’s finger. Control yourself, succubus! 

 

Will was about to respond, but Nico’s hand flopped down onto Will’s chest and he was instantly out. Will wished he had Nico’s ability to fall asleep anywhere and at insane speeds. So is the life of an Apollo child…

 

----

 

Hazel couldn’t look Nico in the eye the next day.

 

Nico couldn’t figure out what bothered his sister so much.

 

Will knew. Frank had told him. He just chose to not tell Nico so then his boyfriend wouldn’t attempt to jump into the Little Tiber to drown himself. All is peaceful in the world when Nico is calm and oblivious.

Notes:

YAAAA thank you to my sort of kinda beta V for reading this first EVEN THO she wished I went more into the smut portion. sorrryyy! This was just written on a whim and it was just a silly concept I had in my head, it wasn’t specifically for the smut.

I included MCR as the background ambiance in this fic because thats all i listened to while writing this. Helena and Sleep on REPEAT!

I would like to thank the people that came to my defense on tumblr. Some of my friends made me aware of the fact that one of the people who sent THAT group after me is getting jumped on there. I know I’m probably not the direct cause of it all, but seeing it happen from an outsiders view still makes me believe there’s justice in this world. I appreciate yall!! 🫶🫶 It’s not a big deal tho, I’m just a highschool girl who writes sometimes- womppp

ALSO the fic I said I was writing under my last fic is still in progress. The one with the multiple chapters. Yeah, that one. It’s just taking awhile to write. the content included in it is VERY heavy, so it’s hard for me to get through it. It’s still happening though so don’t get discouraged.

I also listened to Neath the grove is a heart by Yaelokre while writing this. GO TAKE A LISTEN!!!