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[Admin has added 6 Members to this chat, and so it begins…]

Admin: welcome :)

mAmayia: I really need to get a new phone oh my god

mmAaaiy: first the eye thing and now this???

uSimkreo: I think your phone is haunted Mx. scrambled letters

imkSoreu: Why is it doing that anyway?

Admin: We’ll explain why once everyone proves that they’re alive and know how to use a phone

snSa: heya

agMolor: I hope you know that this is bonkers for a multitude of reasons Admin

adohaaWrna: hii

waDn: uh

Admin: Ok everyone is sentient, good.

Admin: to answer the question capital S #1 asked, They’re scrambled until you introduce yourself in the chat. I would like it if you include details that I think are extremely important like any supernatural stuff or if you have some form of power.

Admin: It’s not required, but we would appreciate it if you did

Admin: if you don’t have any then you will soon (*cough* capital A *cough*)

mamAayi: what.

Admin: :)

iAaamym: Ok I’m going to introduce myself first so I can distract myself from whatever that means

???????: my name is Ren Amamiya, and my current life story is that i’m currently on a year of probation for something I didn’t do, and the only ‘supernatural’ things that happened to me as of now (Admin I hope you know that comment makes me very scared for my future) was an extremely weird dream i had recently and that eye app thing I mentioned earlier.

Ren: other than that my life is fairly normal-ish

Admin: and before someone asks, he is telling the truth about the probation thing, in case someone was concerned

Ren: thanks for clarifying that I suppose

Admin: OK NEXT

ikeorSum: I suppose I’ll go so it’ll be in chronological order sorta

????????: My name is Sumireko Usami, the president (and sole member but we don’t talk about that) of the secret sealing Club, and since I’m required to tell you, I go to a place known as Gensokyo when I sleep, pretty badass place if I say so myself

Sumireko: I also have psychic abilities, mosty telekinesis and ESP, but it’s still cool as hell, I can even use it to fly

Sumireko: Shame I can’t really use them in my world unless I want the government on my ass but at least I can use and train them when i’m in Gensokyo where they’re most useful so it doesn’t bother me all that much

nSas: since i’m next could you skip me and pass it over to the next guy

naSs: don’t feel like going right now

Admin: uhhh

Admin: If you say so 

Admin: Capital W you’re up

lMaogro: WHAT

Admin: we’re having you go last as we have a feeling you already know what this is and we don’t want you to spoil the nature of this chat

loaMgor: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

oalrogM: fine

Mooglar: I’ll wait

adWaahanor: ok!

??????????: My name is Wadanohara and I’m a sea witch, I like to hang out with my friends and help protect the sea kingdom in the Blue Sea, which I’m currently returning to so I can try to stop a war that the Totsusa kingdom is trying to launch on us.

Wadanohara: Which is sad because one of my friends and famliers Memoca visited there once and really liked it there.

nSas: yikes, speaking from experience war tends to be pretty bad

Sumireko: Isn’t war bad in general?

Snsa: yeah

Ren: Wait what do you mean you’re a witch?

Wadanohara: It means that I’m a witch :D

Ren: no I know that, but…

Ren: A real witch?

Wadanohara: Last time I checked yea

Ren: …ok then

Admin: Are you going to go now S #2

sSna: nah

Admin: Alrighty then capital D you’re up

olMaogr: why :(

Admin: you know why dummy :p

anwD: If I have to Ig

????: My name is Dawn Hikari, the reserve champion of the Sinnoh region. I also sometimes participate in pokemon contests, however that’s more of my moms thing.

Dawn: I’m not all that good at introductions so I have no clue what else to say

Wadanohara: um, is it ok if I ask a question Dawn?

Admin: no

Dawn: of course

Dawn: ok then nvm

Dawn: May I ask why I can’t answer her question?

Admin: All we can say is that it’s the same reason we’re have M go last

Admin: anyway S #2 you’re up, and no you can’t skip again, I need M to go last

Ssna: eh, alright

????: the names sans, sans the skeleton. i live in snowdin with my brother papyrus, and i technically work for the royal guard, but i’m more of a “send him if we absolutely have to” type of guard so i mainly just hang around being lazy, i do take up the job of judge sometimes though, but not often

Sans: i also have a knack for science, i think i picked it up from the previous royal scientist. but i haven’t really done anything with it though

Ren: wait a minute, you’re a skeleton?

Sans: yep, been one for as long as i can remember, which is birth, i think

Sans: the more you don’t look into it the better

logaoMr: Mx admin can I go now

Admin: uoghhhhhhhhhhh

Admin: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine

Admin: go you… egg….

???????: First of all, my name is Magolor, founder of Merry Magoland and a member of the star allies

Magolor: Second of all, I am NOT an egg.

Magolor: And third of all, Admin you are the most insane individual I have seen but in a good way.

Magolor: tell me how you did it

Sumireko: ad what are they on about

Magolor:   Ok so let me explain

Magolor: I pilot a ship known as the ‘Lor Starcutter’. This ship has the amazing ability of being able to travel between dimensions and galaxies. However sometimes when I was sailing I came across some form of ‘border’

Magolor: no matter what I tried the Lor Starcutter would not be able to do anything to those borders I came across, one day I went to try to find why these borders existed and found out that these borders are the edge of our, or more accurately MY universe

Magolor: And while I have the chat running on the phone one of my friends made for me, I also have it running on the Lor Starcutter and had it scan where it came from incase it was a some form of prelude for our bi-annual nigh-apocolyptic crisis

Magolor: And what I found was that this chatroom, and everyone within it, are from BEYOND THE UNIVERSAL BORDER . And while it took a bit, I discovered that everyone in it with the exception of Admin are from completely different universes from each other as well.

Magolor: The only reason Admin is an exception is because it shows an error where it would normally show the location of what I’m scanning, which I’m not sure why that is.

Magolor: Admin also shows up three times for some reason

Admin: We made it so that you can’t find us unless we give permission

Admin: don’t worry about me showing up thrice though :)

Magolor: umm… sure?

Ren: hey uh thats cool and all but what the FUCK ???????

Ren: FUCK YOU MEAN THERE ARE MULTIPLE UNIVERSES??????????????

Sumireko: I’d call bullshit but I go to another world everyday so I can’t say anything 

Dawn: with all I’ve been through I have no choice but to believe it.

Sans: same here, mainly because of something I forgot to mention in my introduction due to me deeming it unimportant

Sans: i still find it unimportant, but i’ll bring it up if i have to later

Wadanohara: um

Wadanohara: Can someone tell me what a multiverse is?

Admin: the internet can tell you but I can’t without getting a headache

Admin: Speaking of the internet, I made it so that your phones can still access the internet even without a source otherwise Wada wouldn’t even be here.

Admin: however that is only half of the reason for us adding that as you’ll about to see right abouuuut…

[Shop function has been unlocked by admin, please be responsible with your purchases.]

Admin: now.

Admin: oh

Admin: Ok was a bit earlier than I anticipated but whatever

Admin: anyway how the shop works is that any currency that the system deems as yours is what you spend on the shop. What the system deems as yours is what money you currently have on you and any money you lost at some point in your life (like having a dollar fall out of your pocket without noticing it). It also counts as some form of doordash/Ubereats And all purchases are taken to you instantly.

Admin: Please don’t question how it works.

Sans: i guess that explains why i have 40 extra g in my shop wallet apparently

Ren: Ok, sooo

Ren: I’m going to buy a notebook from here

Ren: if it doesn’t arrive in ten seconds of me ordering it I’m getting a new phone

Admin: alright

Admin: you get it yet?

Admin: …ren?

Ren: ok two things

Ren: 1. I believe that the multiverse is real now, never thought I’d ever say that ever.

Ren: 2. That gave me a heart attack oh my fucking god

Wadanohara: Are you ok?

Ren: yeah, just wasn’t expecting reality to just open and spawn a notebook right in front of me.

Ren: the notebook is in extremely good condition too

Sumireko: Wait was the notebook just floating there or something

Ren: yes it was, it didn’t look like it was affected by gravity until I grabbed it

Admin: Its like that so things don’t immediately fall and break when you order them

Ren: That’s neat

Ren: anyway after this I’m going to bed, I start my new school tomorrow and I do not want any issues.

Admin: before you go night night Let me tell you one last thing

Admin: Pay attention to the sky tomorrow, if you notice anything wrong with it, don’t say your name until it goes back to normal

Admin: ok you can go now

Ren: .

Ren: Alrighty then

[Ren has logged off]

Sumireko: I suppose I’ll also head to bed too

Sumireko: See ya on the flipside

Sumireko: literally

[Sumireko has logged off]

Dawn: It’s actually daytime where I am, but I do need to do some errands so I guess this is farewell for now

Dawn: bye everyone!

[Dawn has logged off]

Magolor: it is night over here but I still have time to ask a question

Magolor: well, two questions actually

Admin: and what may they be?

Magolor: the first question is that could we, hypothetically, make some type of multiversal travel between our groups

Admin: um

Admin: the closest I can get to an answer is that you don’t need to but would probably be helpful later.

Magolor: huh

Admin: Well, we already have travel implemented in the chat, we’re just not activating it until some events happen in Ren and Sans’s universes.

Admin: well depending on certain criteria in Sans’s universe we might have to activate it early but let’s hope that ‘criteria’ doesn’t happen.

Admin: in any case however, with the way it’s implemented, new chat members won’t be able to use it, and we can’t seem to find a fix for that, so making something that could help others cross universes would be welcome. 

Admin: it’s just that we aren’t sure exactly how you’ll make something like that.

Magolor: the shop probably has something to help with that I’m sure, anyway onto my second question

Sans: Is the question why it appears that there are 3 admins in the members bar

Admin: uhm…

Admin: well…

Admin: …I told you two they’d catch on eventually.

Magolor: …actually it was if the shop contains things from other universes that aren’t ours so I don’t have to work with only stuff from the 6 universes here but yeah why are there 3 of you?

Admin: to answer the first question, yes it does, I’m sure you’ll find something to help speed up the process

Admin: the second question is solely the idea of the other two because they thought it would be funny.

Admin: but it was!

Admin: no it wasn’t

Admin: ok here let me just…

[‘Admin’ renamed themself to ‘Ad’, ‘Ad’ renamed ‘Admin’ to ‘Min’, ‘Ad’ renamed ‘Admin’ to ‘Istrator’]

Ad: there, now they can tell the difference between us

Ad: wish everyone was online for this but whatever

Min: Well, 3 out 6 isn’t that bad, and the others can just backread when they get back

Istrator: 2 out of 6, Wada fell asleep without logging out

Min: oh

Min: When did she fall asleep exactly?

Istrator: a bit before dawn left actually

Min: wow

Istrator: to be fair, she is still technically a child, just not a Child.

Magolor: er- what?

Istrator: It would be better for Wada to explain that than me

Sans: …ok then???

Magolor: anyway It would be best if I went to bed now, so I can focus on getting multiversal travel for our friends tomorrow, I just hope ms. Haltmann would be able to co-operate with this

Magolor:   Knowing her and the nature of this project I think she will but I can’t exactly be certain.

Magolor: see you folk tomorrow!

[Magolor has logged off]

Sans: welp, since no ones around I should get going as well, see ya later, ad’s

[Sans has logged off]

Ad: …well this went better than I expected

Min: Hey, It went great!

Ad: I know, I was expecting to go a little worse

Min: you need little more faith in yourself Ad

Min: but I do wish we hidden the 3 admin bit better but all things considered this was successful first day

Ad: I wish we didn’t have the 3 admin bit at all but I do agree with the last few set of words

Istrator: I agree, but it’s a shame we sent this out during their night hours

Min: unless your Dawn for some reason

Min: Seriously that might be an issue later down the line

Istrator: I think it would work out, and from what I’ve gathered she doesn’t seem to mind being up late at all.

Istrator: which isn’t healthy, but if it helps them talk to each other I won’t mind

Min: Anyway, since no one is currently here (-wada but she sleep) atm I think we should go work on that feature we forgot to implement

Ad: Oh yeah we should probably get on that before the Ren gets done with the ‘ thing ’

Min: yeah

Istrator: You two can do that, I’m going to wait here in case Wada wakes up and gets confused.

Ad: Alright, Let’s get to work Min

Min: Lets

[Ad and Min Both logged out]

Istrator: …You’d think they’d make that conversation private, but oh well

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5 hours later 

[Ad & Min has logged in]

Min: Ok so we might’ve realized we had that convo on main

Istrator: I was wondering when the two of you would notice

Min: yeah… sorry bout that

Istrator: Well, since we already talked about it here, how is the feature coming up?

Min: oh yeah that

Min: it certainly is…

Min: coming up alright

Ad: what she means to say is that we might’ve messed something up.

Istrator: Oh dear, what happened?

Ad: to put it simply, I may have botched it.

Min: We botched it, please don’t put all the blame on yourself.

Ad: …yeah, anyway, we accidentally made the installation of the system too bright to the point of complete blindness, luckily Min undid the blindness inflicted upon me but we are most certainly NOT giving that out to them yet.

Min: You are not mentioning how long it took for me to undo your blindness

Ad: … it took you thirty minutes to undo it

Min: and, yeah, while that's an hour shorter than the last time I had to rewind you from an injury regarding the quest project, it still takes way longer than I’m used to.

Ad: To be fair the last time we tested the quests my eyes exploded , rewinding an actual injury that could kill me in normal circumstances is different than undoing a case of blindness

Ad: but to give you credit, you aren’t used to manipulating time in other universes besides your own, so the fact you can rewind me at all is a miracle itself.

Min: I mean, you’re right, I’m just not used to it yet

MIn: But I will be eventually

Istrator: … If it’s alright, may I ask a question, one I had since you proposed the whole quest system thing a few months back

Min: I don’t mind, ask away

Ad: sure go ahead

Istrator: why can’t we just give them rewards for doing things ourselves????

Istrator: I mean sure, it might take longer in some scenarios, but I don't think the possibility of blinding them, or even worse, exploding their eyeballs is worth speeding the process of rewarding people up a few minutes.

Ad: … You got to be kidding me

Min: … omfg we’re idiots

Min: well, that’s three whole months of work down the drain thanks to sound logic.

Ad: unfortunate

Ad: Anyway, how have things been here, Istrator? 

Min: Has Wada woken up? Has Dawn come back? Has Sumireko remembered that she can access the internet in Gensokyo now? Is Sans actually asleep or is he not?

Istrator: The only question that has an answer that isn’t some form of ‘No’ is the last one, in which yes he is asleep

Ad: Alright.

Ad: Min, It’s 3 Am on their ends, right?

Min: Yep, and the opposite if your name is Dawn Hikari

Min: Again, I know she’s chill with pulling all nighters but I don’t want her to ruin her sleep schedule for this

Ad: That’s assuming she has a proper sleep schedule at all.

Min: true

[Dawn has logged in]

Dawn: Sorry it took so long for me to come back, some things kinda popped up and it kinda just started to pile up and

Dawn: wait 

Dawn: Everyone else is probably asleep right now right

MIn: eeeyup

Dawn: dang it…

Dawn: wait who are you guys????

Ad: the admins, backread for context

Dawn: ah, ok

Dawn: … What were you guys talking about anyway?

Ad: we were planning on adding a system that rewards you guys for doing certain Actions, but… well

Ad: you probably read about what we’re doing with it now

Dawn: and… what exactly were those “certain actions?”

Min: simply things that would count as progressing your journey.

Ad: for example, let’s say hypothetically when you got your 4th gym badge, and as a reward for getting that we would’ve given you… let's say a keystone and a megastone for one of your pokemon.

Ad: of course, the reward tends to be more paradoxical in nature so let’s say that megastone is for your Mismagius

Dawn: While Phantasm wasn’t a Mismagius at that time, nor were megastones all that common within Sinnoh, I understand what you’re trying to say here

Dawn: at least I think I do

Dawn: But why make a system for that?

Min: … We didn't think of giving rewards to you guys personally until now.

Ad: Truly one of biggest oversights we had during this project

Min: you sure about that, ad?

Ad: … ok there was one other oversight but hopefully that won’t come up anytime soon

Min: I was referring to the travel system. What are you talking about?

Istrator: well, yeah that is a big oversight, but…

Istrator: … you know what she’s actually talking about Min

Min: … OH SHIT THAT

Min: Ok yeah hopefully we don’t have to deal with that anytime soon

Min: or at all, for that matter

Dawn: … what are you guys talking about?

Ad: nothing to be concerned about

Ad: hopefully

Dawn: that does not ease my worries in the slightest 

Ad: look just…

Ad: Don’t worry about it

Ad: the more we don’t think about it the better.

Min: Trust us on this Dawn, you don’t want to know

Dawn: … I suppose I’ll take your word for it, if only because I doubt I can actually get an answer from you guys.

Min: in which you’d be correct :)

Dawn: ok…

Dawn: I guess I’ll come back around 6:30

Dawn: hopefully some people are awake by then

Dawn: talk to you guys later

Dawn: also my sleep schedule is perfectly normal thank you very much 

[Dawn has logged out]

Istrator: maybe it is in her world, but the point still stands that she needs proper sleep

Ad: The same could be said about Sumireko, just… kind of in reverse

Ad: We really need to those two on a proper sleep schedule

Min: assuming they’ll listen, which they will not

Ad: true, true…

Ad: I’m going to go work on what feel like project 41301413943 at this point

Min: which is…

Ad: oh it’s nothing special

Ad: just trying to make a phone for Memoca

Ad: Wada will definitely want to add her to this once she gets the chance and while Memoca is good at using her wings for most things I highly doubt that she would be able to use a phone screen

Ad: … Not normally anyway.

Min: Would you like some help with it?

Ad: While I appreciate the offer, I believe I’m capable of doing this by myself

Min: Alright, just let me know if you need me for some help

Ad: Will do.

[Ad has logged out]

Istrator: If it’s alright with you, could you watch over the chat while I go do some things on my end?

Istrator: I wish to spend some time doing a couple things around my place but I don’t want the chat to not have an admin online

Istrator: Especially for the events that are going to happen tomorrow

Min: that’ll be alright with me

Min: after all, unlike me and Ad you actually have a life outside of this project

Istrator: That is a rather harsh way of putting it but okay.

Istrator: and please, don’t annoy them too much…

Min: No promises ^u^

Istrator: .

[Istrator has logged out]