Chapter Text
the responsible for everything
5:07 pm / 17:07
Trey: Cater, could you please come to the Heartslabyul kitchen?
Trey: Ah dear, this is the wrong chat.
Leona: keep talkin glasses
Leona: im invested
Trey: Didn't I tell you not to call me that?
Leona: wheres the fuck i give?
Vil: Such uncouth language.
Leona: not there
Vil: You are impossible.
Cater: (´･_･`)
Trey: There you are.
Cater: i just got comfy (¬_¬”)
Trey: ...Do you want the others to lose their heads?
Cater: honestly
Cater: if they deserve it...
Idia: damn
Trey: Cater...
Cater: ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ
Trey: Fine, I'll just conveniently lock your secret ramen stash.
Cater: WIAT
Cater: YOU WOULND'T
Trey: :)
Cater: TREYYYYUY
Cater: YOU TREYTOR
Cater: fine, i'm coming (◞ ‸ ◟ㆀ)
Idia: folded fast
Vil: You act as though your brother doesn't lock your ramen away to balance your diet.
Idia: wtf
Idia: catching strays and im not even playing league of le giants
Leona: deserved
Idia: stfu
Vil: You two act like children.
Leona: nobody asked you
Vil: You didn't have to.
Vil: It is called expressing my opinion.
Leona: keep it to yourself you overgrown barbie
Vil: If I have to read your idiotic comments, I might as well cleanse everybody's eyes with mine.
Leona: i hope your makeup goes past its due date and gives you acne
Vil: I take care of my skin very well, thank you for noticing.
Leona: i hate this guy
Idia: we know
Lilia: We know :3
Cater: we know /ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\
Trey: We know.
Lilia: Welcome back you two :3
Vil: Did trouble resolve itself?
Cater: nope (•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
Trey: Still at it.
Vil: ...Why am I not surprised?
6:35 pm / 18:35
Lilia: Cater is the matter still very pressing at the moment?
Cater: just adeuce setting the kitchen on fire
Cater: the usual yk
Lilia: Oh I see :3
Lilia: Could you please give your favourite cute friend admin rights?
Cater: sure
Cater: just gimme a sec
Cater: fire is growing
Vil: Get off your phone then?
Cater: it's my lifeline
Cater: cameraman cant die
Vil: Of course...
Leona: useless
Cater: okay listen.
Cater: you force ruggie to do all your work.
Cater: i don't wanna hear shit from you
(ง •̀_•́)ง‼
Leona: can we ban this guy
Cater: i made the group so no (⸝⸝> ᴗ•⸝⸝)
Leona: ugh
Leona: your emoticons are giving me seizures
Cater: good. (⌐■_■)--︻╦╤─
Trey: CATER. GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND HELP ME.
Vil: Aren't you right next to him??
Trey: I am, but he isn't listening.
Trey: He has a death grip on his phone.
Cater: fine fine, cay-cay to the rescue
(っ´▽｀)っ
Vil: Only the Seven know how you've made it this far.
Lilia: Now now, let the children have their fun :3
Leona: i hope they burn down the school with you in it
Rook: Roi du lion, the frown etched on your face should be commited to the memory of all!
Leona: i hope youre in it too
Vil: Rook, what did we say about stalking your schoolmates?
Rook: I am unsure what you mean, Roi du poison.
Rook: Stalking is quite the ugly word...
Rook: I prefer expressing it as "observing my prey".
Idia: ong leona i think u should check ur window
Leona: you think im an amateur?
Idia: fair
Vil: Moving on.
Idia: r we jst gonna ignre that ur vice is stalkin leona?
Vil: @Lilia, why do you want admin rights?
Lilia: Well, this is a 3rd year group
Idia: ignore me sure
Lilia: And Malleus isn't in the group :3
Vil: Ah, did we forget to add him?
Leona: if you add the lizard im leaving
Vil: I'll send Rook after you if you do.
Leona: fuck you
Vil: We've tried that and it didn't work out.
Idia: DAMN
Lilia: Ohoho, secrets coming to light? :33
Leona: aint no secret
Leona: youre just blind you grungy old bat
Lilia: Khee hee hee, I love it when you compliment me ;3
Leona: wasnt a compliment
Rook: The Roi des dragons used to be in this group, no?
Lilia: He did, but he needed a new phone a few months ago and nobody readded him ;c
Leona: good
Vil: Would it kill you to be nice for one second?
Leona: yes
07:56 pm / 19:56
Cater: CRISIS AVERTED ٩(ˊᗜˋ )و
Cater: adeuce isn't getting beheaded and no real dmg to the kitchen done
Cater: what did we miss?
Leona: ugh not this guy again
Cater: BITCH
Idia: rook stalkin leona, lilia wants to add malleus, vil and leonas ex relations comin out, leona insultin lilia
Cater: thanks ids! (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)
Idia: np
Trey: You could've just scrolled up...
Cater: i don't wanna hear it from the ramen denyer (¬_¬”)
Trey: You filmed a kitchen fire instead of putting it out.
Cater: i ended up making 3 clones lemme take a break
(´∩｀。)
Leona: stop flirting
Cater: you're just jealous (¬_¬”)
Leona: at least i can still eat whatever i want
Cater: ಠ_ಠ)
Lilia: Cater :3
Lila: Admin rights :333
Cater: oh right
Cater has made Lilia an admin of this group. Press for more information.
Lilia: Thx :3
Lilia added Malleus
Leona left the group
Lilia added Leona
Leona left the group
Lilia added Leona
Malleus: Quite the embarassing display, Kingscholar.
Leona: fuck off
Cater: Hi Mally! ☆⌒(≧▽° )
Malleus: Greetings, Diamond.
Malleus: May I ask what foreign tongue you are speaking?
Cater: but we're speaking the same language??
Trey: I think he means the emoticons.
Cater: oh!!
Cater: they're there to help express the tone of your message!
Cater: they're like little faces!
Cater: just like lils always uses :3
Cater: but a little more advanced
Malleus: Ah. I see.
Cater: ☆⌒(≧▽° )
Cater: this one is a happy face
Cater: as in
Cater: i'm glad to see you in the group
☆⌒(≧▽° )
Malleus: Much appreciated.
Malleus: ☆⌒(≧▽° )
Cater: oh my seven, i just got the malleus draconia to use an emoticon...
Malleus: Is something the matter, Diamond?
Cater: nope, nothing (ㅅ´ ˘ `)
Malleus: I am unsure what this exact "emoticon" means and how to respond accordingly.
Lilia: Don't worry, Malleus, I will explain them all to you in great detail :3
Malleus: You have my gratitude.
Leona left the group
Cater added Leona
Cater: stay (ง •̀_•́)ง‼
Leona left the group
Cater added Leona
Vil: It is important to stay in touch with your fellow juniors.
Leona: talk to ruggie if you want to talk to me
Leona left the group
Cater added Leona
Idia: dude ts embarassing
Leona: cry to your parents
Idia: k.
Leona left the group
Cater added Leona
Cater: i'll do a yuu and throw a party outside of your window
Trey: Do you really think that will work?
Leona: fuckin hell
Leona: fine
Trey: ???
Cater: never doubt the cay-cay ways
(ʃƪ ˘ ³˘)
Malleus left the group
Cater: huh?
Cater: i'm confused
Cater: did my emoticons scare him off??
Vil: Perhaps he is still unskilled with using his phone?
Trey: Lilia, do you know anything?
Lilia: I'll go to him and see what's going on
Cater: i can't readd him??
Cater: wait
Cater: LEONA.
Leona: tf you want
Cater: did you do it again?? Ծ_Ծ
Vil: Again?
Trey: Ah.
Trey: I seem to know what this is about.
Leona: no idea what you mean
Cater: did you report malleus till he got kicked??
Cater: again??
Leona: did i?
Cater: (눈‸눈)
Rook: The Roi du leon certainly has proven that he can get his way!
Rook: What a magnifique display of preserverance!
Vil: I should have known.
Vil: Also Rook, this is not the time to be complimenting him.
Rook: Apologies, beautiful Vil, I just could not resist!
Trey: Idia, is there a way for you to stop this?
Idia: ig
Idia: ill do smth
Idia: not gonna explain it cause u normies wont get it
Cater: ids saves the day again
ೕ(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)
Leona: how many of these stupid emoticons do you have
Cater: not enough
Idia: k try again
Cater added Malleus
Cater: idia let's throw a party in your honor
( ﾉ^ω^)ﾉﾟ
Idia: pls dont
Lilia: Thank you for fixing it :3
Idia: its wtvr
Lilia: Malleus was so upset when he couldn't read the chat anymore D;
Cater: aw, mally (´∩｀。)
Idia: dude the img of malleus sad isnt visualising in my brain
Leona: let him suffer
Vil: You're the reason for his suffering.
Leona: good
Vil: Why do I even bother?
Trey: None of us know.
03:43 am
Cater: idia, are you awake?
!(•̀ᴗ•́)و ̑̑
Idia: tf
Idia: howd u know
Cater: you're my fellow ruined sleep schedule guy™
(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Idia: sure
Idia: wdyw
Cater: can i come over to ignihyde
（人･ω･)
Idia: y?
Cater: i can't have my 3am ramen cause of trey
(´。＿。｀)
Idia: loser
Cater: idiaaaa (；人；)
Idia: y did u text me in the group and not dms
Cater: cause you don't reply to my dms
Cater: you haven't read the last 10 i've sent you the past months
Idia: fair enough
Cater: please (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Idia: fine
Idia: if u save me from kalims party on friday
Cater: he really got you to go??
Cater: what a madlad ✧٩(•́⌄•́๑)و ✧
Cater: deal
Idia: k ill get you some ramen
Cater: omw ✧*｡٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و✧*｡
Trey: Cater go to sleep.
Cater: auxufehevf
Cater: nooooo
Cater: dang it (╥╯^╰╥)
Idia: rip
Cater: busted (〒︿〒)
Idia: oof
Idia: ill bring u ramen to class
Cater: my saviour （*＾ワ＾*）
Cater: dw i'll get you out of the party
Cater: caycay doesn't forget those who helped him in time of need (و ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
Idia: cool thx