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It's so bad I'm shaking in my boots I don't even want to know what I wrote last chapter bro😭 guys I quit writing this it's so corny 💔💔

I'm descending as I type I feel my soul leaving my body

I'm gonna turn this into something else the first two chapters are irrelevant I repeat they are irrelevant they are fake I didn't even write those ok someone took my phone and uploaded them that wasn't even me

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Nanao sighed, looking out the window with his big huge cute adorable pretty shiny radiant yellow piss eyes..

"I feel so bad... Maybe alpha thinks I hate him...."

Tears roll elegantly and cutely and prettily and adorably down his face, and then he started sobbing a waterfall

"Now he'll never love me!!!1!1!1!"

He frowned cutely with big puppy eyes that make YOU blush.

Later ON that daY. AT schooL. BEfore clAss.

Nanao looked around shyly as he sat right next to his discord alpha, his face redder than those one yaoi guys from that one manhwa, his face is so red it's actually overheating the microwave your using to read this or whatever

Nanao snuck a glance at his alpha with his big yellow cute omega eyes

there he was, Ryu O toe guro.. he was such an alpha, b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-baka 🥺🥺 he was blasting dark beach by pastel ghost in his headphones it's actually surprising his ears didn't start bleeding like that one girl who's the supposed chosen one who almost got a large mech bot instead of a normal car. 

Then, The alpha looked at Nanao who had caught him I mean, who he had caught looking, who he had caught looking at him. Wait.

"O-omg!! It's not what it looks like I swear I wasn't staring or anything...."

Nanao covers his face and his nose starts bleeding so bad I thought he almost died

THE alpha, Ryu O toe guro looks at his omega suspiciously

"Bro what r u even talking about"

He asked in genuine confusion 

"Omg cut it out!!! You're making me blush!!🥺🥺🥺"

And then they make eye contact and when Nanao looks at O toe guro with his big bright cute pretty adorable huge piss yellow eyes Ryu O toe guro realizes that Nanao is actually Y/N  and then they get married with Mitski playing in the background and live happily ever after, the end❤️

I should've stayed on wattpad bro. 🥹

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I drag my feet as I walk to school, looking like a damn crackhead who hasn't slept in one week and is probably starting to hallucinate, drool is literally coming from my mouth even.

Not a single thought in my tiny peanut brain.

And then suddenly, I saw that one guy right next to me, O Toe guro 😱😱😱 maybe he wanted to be my friend 🥺🥺

"H-hey, baka 🥺" I say quietly and nervously

He doesn't respond... 

AAARARATTATAGAHHHHGAGAGSGSHS I'M GONNA KILL MSYSDLLFLLDLD

"Hi."

Wow!! He responded!!! How kind!!!🫃

He looks at me with his big dominant alpha eyes and we make eye contact, I thought I could feel a connection between us until I forgot he was actually Nanaosexual or whatever you wanna call it, sighh 😞. ..

"So..."

I start to say, even though I honestly really have nothing to say either way.

"Do you likee... Guys."

What a way to start a conversation with someone, wow

"What?"

He looks at me dead in the eye like I just spoke another language he didn't understand, 

...

"Nothing twin ❤️‍🩹" I respond very late

"Ok .."  now it was awkward, just until his little femboy or whatever ran up to him all jolly and happy, holding his hand like if he were to let go O toe guro would fly away. Like a bird.

I glare at the blonde femboy- or whatever he is, in his yellow piss eyes. How dare he try to steal my man!!!//!/!

And then all three of us just walk to school together... Until I couldn't take it anymore, just outside the school gate, I run at Nanao at full speed while foaming at the mouth and I bite him, but unlucky me, HE FIGHTS BACK😡 

As we're fighting, people start gathering at the school gate, and Alpha watches as we fight in shock, I don't think he wants to intervene, even if it means letting his little Omega get hurt, because he doesn't wanna get an unknown disease maybe. The fight goes on for like 20 minutes and people are throwing coins and pennies and Green dollar bills at us🤑🤑🤑   the sight of money encourages my broke ass who has lost my wallet 2 months ago in my own house and I still haven't found it..

Obviously I win the right and I snatch up all the money and run like my life depends on it, some dumbasses threw some 100 dollar bills at us, their loss not mine- it turned out I'm not even a person, I'm actually a RAT who lives in the sewers and needs food to supply to my very weak and frail, tiny rat family 😕 but now that I'm rich, we'll live happily ever after .

Nanao was lying on the ground like a hobo who got his ass beat and O Toe Guro couldn't do anything else but stare in shock.

Anyways, the end yay. I don't know what I'm doing with my life, it's 3 in the morning rn

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One time as a kid, Ryu Oh Toes guro was home alone, and he looked in the fridge for a snack and saw something in the door of the fridge... It's been there for a while but he's actually just now paying attention to it I guess. It was a liquid, but it looked like sewage water and you couldn't even tell what it was. And when he took a good look at it? There was MOLD, that fucking mystery substance in that small ass container was a fucking biohazard and the thought of there being mold made him shrivel up into a crushed soda can.

Now Ohtoeguro is a clean freak and cleans his house everyday, when people step inside it's protocol they wash their funky feet at the door to keep from dirtying and disgracing his beloved shiny floor. But he's very respectful about telling people to wash their musty ass feet!! 

Don't bring mold around him and he'll shrivel into a soda can again though