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DO NOT READ. (Shark x Reader) (18+)

Summary:

DO NOT FUCKING READ THIS. THIS IS THE MOST ABYSMAL DOGSHIT SLOP IN EXISTENCE. DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT READ THIS!

 

Ok, in all honesty, it's just armpit/sweat/stink kink drabble. Yeah I want Shark stink. SHARK IS MY HUSBAND AND I WILL FIGHT YOU FOR IT (I'm talking to you, person from tiktok)

Notes:

Last warning.

DO NOT READ THIS SHIT.

...

Or do, I don't care.

It's your choice if you wanna read smutty Shark armpit stink shit.

Don't say I didn't warn you, though!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

"Fuuuck Shark, you reek~" You purred, your mind already hazy as you practically crawl across the bed towards Shark.

Shark is laying on his back, his head barely able to look at you as he remains with his right pectoral fin spread out, his luscious red robe covering his flat armpits, a fresh, damp stain covering the fabric Infront of it. 

Shark rolled his eyes, "You're the one who begged and begged me to do this..." he growled, slightly annoyed.

You could barely contain yourself as you nearly dived nose-first right into his velvet covered shark pits, Shark letting out a almost disgusted groan as your nose sinks into the soft, wet crevasse of the shark's underarm.

"SnnNNNnNNFfFf"

The overwhelmingly strong scent of concentrated BO assaulting your nostrils in a pleasantly vile cacophony of smell is all your brain can process as you continue to sniff and huff, each loud sniff and snort being met with a look of disgust from Shark.

"God, you are just... so disgusting." Shark said, closing his right fin slightly to somewhat encompass your head, locking you in for the night (Or until you couldn't handle his stink anymore.)

Notes:

Yeah, sorry about that.

Go follow my tiktok @trixfax_bix.

 

Chegou devagarinho, contagiou geral
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