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Summary:

Billy and Stu for away with it. Eveyone died. Except for Randy Meeks, he's a virgin after all. He remembers nothing from that night after waking up.

Stu and Billy want him dead

But he might stay alive

Afterall, that mouth may be good for something besides yapping

But he can't ever remember anything

And Billy and Stu need to keep it that way

Notes:

Okay I'm tired and uhhhh yeah
I have to be up at 6am
But who cares y it's 10'42 as I type this
Enjoy

TW: R SLUR F SLUR

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Day After

Billy and Stu

Location: Billy's house

9:45 am

 

Stu laid with Billy on his bed. It was peaceful. They got away with it all, Sid's dad was framed, Sidney was dead, so was Tatum and her annoying brother. Everything was perfect. Sure, Stu would have loved to be at his house. But it's under investigation. So for now he's with Billy.

"Isn't this amazing, babe?" Stu asked Billy, looking up at him with love and appreciation. 

"Which part?" Billy asked Stu as he played with his hair. 

"Oh, everything." Stu said, burying his face into Billy's belly. 

"Stuart!" Hank, Billy's dad shouted. "You have a call."

Stu perked his head up like a dog. A call? From who? His parents never cared for him.

Stu grabbed the phone as Billy followed.

"Hello?" He said softly.

"Stu? Is that you?" It was his mom. 

"Hi mom." Stu sounded more hopeful. Maybe his mom actually cared?

"What the fuck did you do, Stuart?" His mom asked harshly.

Stu slightly flinches as Billy grabs his hand.

"Nothing, ma, I just threw a party-"

"And why the hell? There's a curfew damnit!"

"Well so if we're together then I thought Ghostface wouldn't attack us.." Stu admitted quietly. Sure it was a lie, same one he told the police. But it was different with his mom.

"You're such a fucking faggot retarad you know that? Let me guess, you had beer?"

"Ma it's a party-"

"You're a disgrace. Why can't you be like your sister?"

"..Mom.."

"I wish you died."

Stu chocked back tears. Why does this hurt? Mom is never home. Yet, that struck him in the stomach. His mom hung up before he could reply. Billy grumble as he held onto Stu tight. Stu cried, and cried.

The phone rang again. Billy answered. "What do you want?" He snapped quietly.

"Billy. It's Martha!"

Randy's sister... Why is she calling.

"Randy woke up! He doesn't remember anything though... But he's awake!"

Billy groaned. "Be there soon, Martha."

Billy hung up as he looked at Stu. 

"Let's pay Randy a visit soon okay? Whenever you feel comfortable." His hands lightly gripped Stu's shoulder's as Stu nodded. 


10:57 am

Randy has his sister at his side. She was yapping about how something "Haven't you seen the movies you dumb fuck why the hell didn't you follow your own rules." 

Randy rolls his eyes and looks at the doorway.

Billy and Stu stand there. Martha jumps out of her seat and hugs them. 

"Be nice he's so hazy right now it's like he came off a rollercoaster!" Martha whispered.

Stu and Billy walk over to the geek and sit next to him. "Hey, buddy." Stu says softly. "How are you?"

"Fucking blehhhhhh." Randy replys. "Got like surgery on my chest and I wanna egh." 

Randy is on anesthesia. He won't make sense

(Writer note: I've been on anesthesia for surgery and my mom said I acted like this half the time so this is realistic)

"Sure, Rand's. You renember anything?" Billy asks. 

"Nope! But where's Sidney?" Randy looks around.

Stu sighs and puts on an act. "Sidney was killed, by Ghostface.." 

Randy laughs.

"Oh! Goofer Stuiu, but where is she?" Randy pokes his head up a bit.

"He's not lying, Randy." Billy says. "She's dead."

Randy's face drops. "O-Oh…. I see.."

Stu nods. "Do you remember anything buddy?"

Randy shakes his head. "I explain rules of movie... Then nothing."

Stu ruffles Randy's hair. "After that is when attacks happened buddy. Lucky you don't renember." 

Randy nodes and starts drifting to sleep. The two other boys leave and go into a bathroom. 

"We should kill him." Billy says.

"Billy, he remembers nothing, and he's so cute like this." Stu says, turning a sink on.

"Yeah I know..."

"Come on, babyy, let's keep him. I know that mouth is good for something. And, I think that the less he remembers is better."

"...Fine, only because I don't disagree."

 

 

 

Chapter 2: RAHHH NAMES

Summary:

Randy feels like shit
Randy's sister is amazing
Billy and Stu wanna add another to their dates

Notes:

Uh so this isn't a slow burn btw I have no self control

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Randy's house

1:40am

Week later

 

The glow of the TV was intoxication in the house. That's all everyone saw from Randy's room. He got out two days previous. And he hasn't left his room much. He misses talking to Tatum on the phone about gossip, he misses seeing Sidney's beautiful face, he misses hearing Tatum and Dewey bicker over the phone. Now it's been quite. He wishes he called Sidney more. But he was too chicken. 

Now he'll never get her.

The geek never gets the girl. 

The TV was playing Carrie. The volume was at 1. Randy was sitting on the floor, his knees on his chest as he hugged his legs. He mutters facts to himself, pretending to talk to someone.

No one ever wants to hear what he has to say. 

There was a knock on the door. "Rands?" It was Martha. 

Randy looked at the door as it opened. Martha rubbed her eyes and sat next to Randy.

"Still awake? Randy.." Martha softly says as she sits next to her brother, he voice laced with tiredness. 

"Did you know, that the Prom scene was built in a sound stage? Everything was made from scratch." Randy whispers to himself. 

Martha looks at the TV, Carrie and Tommy are dancing together. 

"Randy, it's like, Two In the morning." Martha whispers, he eyes growing tired. 

"Go to bed, Martha."

"Not until my brother does."

Randy sighs and looks at Martha. 

"Fine." He whispers. Turing the TV off. Martha smiles. Randy's already in his pajamas. Randy crawls into bed. Martha tucks him in and kisses his forehead, just as Randy did when she was little. 

"Night, Rands. Love you." Martha whispers, yawing.

"Night, Marths." Randy says sleepily. 

Martha closes the door and goes to her room. 

Randy stares at his celling before his eyes get heavy. Causing him to pass out.


Randy's house

10:01 am

 

Randy awoke to the phone in his room ringing. He picks it up. "Yeah?" He says into it, rubbing his eyes. 

"WOAH, it's the geek! He is at home!" Stu's voice rings through Randy's ear.

"God damnit, what do you want fucker?" Randy groans.

"You didn't miss me?" Stu pouts.

"After you treated me in the video store? No." Randy throws his blanket off, sitting up.

"Oh that was a week ago! Billy and I just wanted to threesome you!" Stu laughs. 

Randy feels his face heat up out of embarrassment. 

"Randy? Hey- Billy, no, it's my turn to talk, hey!-" Stu's voice gets quiet before Billy's voice rings through Randy's ears.

"Sorry, he's being stupid again. How are you, nerd?"

"He's in the word Stupid. So it makes sense." Randy mumbles to himself.

"You aren't wrong. Now, how are you?" Billy asks, slowly.

"Uhh, okay I guess. I slept for the first time in fort-eight hours." Randy replys, saying it just as slow.

"How about you come over soon, eh?" Billy makes a grumble at Stu. "And we can watch a movie, and you can tell Stu and I fun facts. We'll meet at Stu's."

Randy thinks. "But, we almost got murdered there!" 

"We're safe now. Stu and I will keep all the guns with us."

Randy thinks again. "Okay..."

"Thursday good?" Billy suggests.

"After 3pm." Randy answers.

"Perfect, see you then."

The phone hangs up. It's only Tuesday. That's two days. 

 

Randy has too look through his horror movies now.

 

 

 

 

Notes:

Okay. Not I love with this one

Chapter 3: Chapter fucking 3

Summary:

Movies and homosexual tension

Uh huh tw: they be drinking beer underage
(They're all 18)

Notes:

Idk if I should write smut or not...
.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

With Randy

 

Randy looked at Stu's farmhouse. Last time he was here, Ghostface showed up. He doesn't remember anything. But he knows it happened.

But Mr. Prescott is dead.

And so is Cotton.

He rang the doorbell. Billy answered the door. Right away, Randy noticed bite marks. 

"What's with your neck?" Randy asked, he counted two. 

"Stuart's stupid cat." Billy replied. Billy ushered Randy in, closing the door hard, almost slamming it. 

"Stu'll be down soon." Billy says, plopping down next to Randy on the couch. 

"... Stool?" Randy asks. Having heard wrong.

"Stu WILL, like, putting the words together, stupid geek." Billy semi yells. 

Randy looks at the floor, his face slightly heats up.


Stu came down twenty minutes later. He grabbed some beers and gave them to Billy and Randy. 

"Rands, what movies did you bring." Stu says, more like a statement. Not a question.

Randy dumps the tapes on the floor.

"Carrie, Psycho, Eyes Without a Face, Nightmare on Elm Street, Carrie- already said that. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And I don't think it's a horror movie, but Martha keeps watching The Craft, so I thought we could watch it." 

Randy starts rambling about something random. Billy and Stu nod and listen. Not actually caring. 

"Let's start with, The Craft maybe?" Stu asks. It sounds cool to Stu. 

Randy nods and puts on The Craft. He sits in-between Billy and Stu.

Throughout the movie, Stu starts yapping. 

"Hey, Skeet looks exactly like Billy Sophomore year!"

"Is Chris a fuck boy?"

"This Bonnie girl looks like Sidney."

"WITCHES."

"Let me grab a pencil I wanna do what orange head did." 

Billy groans and smack Stu across the head. 

"Shut up, Stu." 

Randy laughs softly. He looks at the screen, and does notice some things. But he passes it off as a coincidence. 

After the movie, Stu gets more beers. They put on Nightmare on Elm Street, and at the middle they're all a bit drunk.

"Randy, you ever kiss someone?" Stu asks.

Randy looks at Stu. 

"Nope. Well, at the one spin the bottle Sidney and I kissed in Sophomore year." 

Stu gets closer to Randy's face.

"What if I kiss you?"

Randy's cheeks heat up again. "I-I." He stutters.

Billy smiles. "But what if I wanna kiss Randy?" He asks, putting his chin on Randy's shoulder. Billy is clearly wasted. 

"I'd let you guys.." Randy whispers. 

Stu practically pounces onto Randy and kisses his lips, both taste like cheap alcohol. Randy kisses back, but his eyes remain open.

Stu pulls away. "You're a terrible kisser, we have to practice now." Stu whispers. Randy sputters out nonsense. 

Billy turns Randy's face towards him and kisses the geek's lips, Randy relaxes, closing his eyes.

When the two pull away, Billy whispers: "He's not terrible. But a little handy work will do."

"I need to practice?" Randy sputters out. 

"Yes, our movie nerd." Stu says, kissing him again. 

Billy takes Randy from Stu to kiss him.

Randy feels all sorts of emotions. He's kissing the hottest boys ever, he's straight though, he's not gay. His friends died a week ago, including Sidney, the girl he thought was like a goddess. He doesn't know what to do.

But he enjoys, being passed back and forth like a joint with Billy and Stu.

He'll enjoy himself for now. 

He'll have a crisis later.

Notes:

I'm sorry no slow burn from your favorite tired writer

Chapter 4: Damn Meeks

Summary:

This takes place an hour after chapter 3
Tw f slur again

Notes:

SIGHHHHHHHHHH NO ONE SAID IF I SHOULD WRITE SMUT OR NOT AND I DON'T KNOWHEJEHWBE
I'm acting like I know how to write smut lol

Chapter Text

An hour after

 

Randy stared at the movie, but his mind was racing. Everyone just acted like nothing happened. Well, Billy now and then kissed his neck, and sometimes Stu started to bite. But no one mentioned anything.

"G-guys?" Randy asks softly, Billy was softly kissing his neck where Stu but particularly hard. "What?" Billy asked, pausing and looking up at Randy.

"Why did you kiss me? Like. I'm just the geek you make fun of." Randy says sheepishly. 

Billy and Stu look at each other.

"Because we wanted to, cute boy." Stu admits, kissing Randy's hands. 

"Your moth is good for more than yapping." Billy whispers against the geek's ear.

"Okay, but, I-" Randy gets interrupted by Stu's lips on his 

Stu slips his tounge into Randy's. Both of the male's mouths taste like cheap alcohol. Randy moans softly as Billy kisses his neck.

"Just shut up and kiss us." Stu whispers. 

The movie in the background ends, but none of them care. 

The kiss breaks and Randy's face is as red as a cherry. 

"But I like girls!" Randy blurts out, once his breath has returned. "So why the fuck do I enjoy kissing you two?" 

Billy and Stu laugh. 

"That's your biggest concern?!" Stu barks out, almost mocking him.

"You're a fucking faggot!" Billy says, breathing his alcohol laced breath in Randy's face. 

"Am not!" Randy stands up. 

"I like girls! I loved Sidney! I loved her so much!"

"Maybe you like both then." Stu remarks. "I like girls, and I love Billy. Maybe you're a bisexual bitch like me!"

"I'm not!" Randy yells. 

"I've always liked girls!"

"Obviously not if you're making out with us!" Billy yells back.

"I need to go outside!" Randy storms off to the backyard. Billy and Stu giggle drunkly.

"He'll be back." Stu whispers.

Chapter 5: The wowza or sm

Summary:

The SMUT (if you don't wanna read that, its right above the grey line)

Notes:

MY OG GOT WORK GOT DLETEDDBDJDNDJSNS
ANYWAYS
Enjoy

 

I haven't written smut before
Hdshs

Chapter Text

Midnight 

 

Randy plops on the ground, looking at the stars, He misses Sidney. Sometimes he still dreams of her, not anything like, sex. He never dreamed of her like that. He just wanted to go on movie dates, and give her little trinkets. 

Now he can't.

He takes a swig of beer and chews his lips. He needs to get his mind off her. He wants to get over her. But he doesn't know how too. 

But

There's two boys in the house who he thinks is hot.

He's not a fag.

But who cares?

It's just for the night.

He gets up and chugs his beer before leaving it in the grass


Stu pick a movie and puts it in the TV, Billy drinks beer as Randy sits back down.

"Well, look who wanted to join us." Stu says, sitting next to Randy. The geek now in between the two killers. 

Randy climbs on top of Billy. 

"What-" Billy can't finish his sentence without Randy smashing his lips against the Mama's boy's lips. Stu watches intensely. Billy moans softly as Randy starts biting his neck. 

Stu gets closer, wanting in. Billy moans louder and throws his head back. 

"Guys?" Stu says softly. No matter the situation, he never wants to be left out.

Randy kisses Stu and leaves Billy. Billy watches as the geek kisses his boyfriend. Stu whimpers, grabbing onto Randy.

Stu starts grabbing Randy's shirt, trying to pull it off. Randy pulls away to be pulled off. His shirt gone, somewhere on the floor. 

Stu looks at Randy's chest scar. "Woah.,"

Billy takes his shirt off and kisses Randy. "I thought no sex?" Billy teases. "Breaking the rules?"

Randy groans. "Shut up."

Both killers get Randy undressed and undress themselves.

"Come on, pretty boy." Stu bites Randy's neck, looking identical to Billy's bites. 

Randy gets pinned on the floor, both Billy and Stu being on top of him. The TV has a girl getting murdered but neither of them cared. 

Randy felt himself getting hard. Stu grins.

"Someone is excited. So excited." Stu giggles. Starting to slowly jerk Randy off.

Billy grins. "This boy need to use his mouth for something." 

Randy whimpers. "Like what?" 

"Get on your knees. Now." Billy demands. 

Randy complies and gets on his hands and knees. 

"Brutal murders or soft when watching a horror movie?" Billy asks. Stu knows this code. 

"Brutal?" Randy is confused as he looks up at Billy. Billy holds his chin. 

"Well, Randy, you can tight ass is gonna be in so much pain." Randy looks confused and scared.

-Idk how to write this I don't read a lot of smut-

Stu slowly slides his cock into Randy's ass. Randy groans and whimpers. Billy positions his cock in front of Randy and makes the geek suck him off. 

It's almost like they're forcing him, but Randy loves it. The room is filled with moans, groans, whimpers and slapping. 

Randy eventually cums. Moaning as Billy and Stu finish inside him. They pull out and lay with Randy on the floor.

"Geek lost his virginity!" Stu giggles, tickling Randy. Randy giggles as the tree off then look at the TV.

Randy falls asleep. Billy and Stu smile.

"He's ours now." Stu giggles.

"Yeah." Billy whispers 

Chapter 6: Medication

Summary:

Tw: Freaking out over not finding meda

Chapter Text

Morning after

 

Billy woke up first, always at 8 am. No matter when he goes asleep. It's always 8 am. He puts on his boxers, Randy's jeans and Stu's light brown hoodie. He smiles and slightly smells Stu's hoodie. It makes him happy to wear Stu's clothes. 

He grabs some bread and throws it in the toaster and goes to where he left his bag, which was by the stairs. He goes looking for his medicine. It's always in his left "hidden" Pocket. He zips the pocket open and goes to grab it. But the pocket is empty. Billy looks down and into his pocket. It isn't there. He looks through the main part of his bag. It's not there. 

It's not there.

He widens his eyes and looks over to Randy and Stu. Randy is laying in Stu's chest.

The toast pops up in the toaster. But Billy doesn't care. He needs his meds..

Billy walks up to Stu and shakes his arm.

"Stu!" Billy says urgently. 

"Baby it's eight a m come on-" Billy interrupts him. 

"Where are my meds?" Billy is almost in tears. 

"Your BPD Meds?" Stu sits up.

Randy stirs awake. "W-what..."

Randy sees Billy in his panicked state. And wearing his jeans.

"Are those my jeans?" Randy asks. Tilting his head.

"Shut the fuck up " Stu says, putting his boxers on. He cups Billy's face, Billy is crying and fidgeting with his hands. 

"Lets go to your bag." Stu stands up with Billy as they walk away. 

Randy grabs his shirt and Billy's jeans. 

Billy sits with Stu as the taller one looks through his bag. Stu unzips the right pocket and pulls out Billy's pills. 

"Go take your pill baby." Stu says, giving Billy a kiss on the forehead. 

Billy goes into the kitchen and Stu goes back with Randy.

"Is Billy okay?" Randy asks with genuine concern.

Stu nods. "He misplaced them again."

"He does that a lot."

Chapter 7: Randy, you're a fag

Summary:

Tw: f slur

Chapter Text

Noon

 

Randy looks at the two boys on each side. They're all eating sandwiches Stu threw together. Randy makes a fake cough..

"So- are we gonna- like .." Randy swallowed a breath. "Last night? You know- how we..."

Stu sighs. "YOU initiated it, Randy!" Stu giggles. "You're a faggot! Like us!"

Randy shakes his head. "No! I'm straight! I like girls! I'm not a fucking fag!" Randy raises his voice. "That-"

Billy rolls his eyes. "You like both! What's the problem?" 

"Ran, you're like, a half faggot!" Stu puts his hand on Randy's shoulder. "Like me!"

Randy looks down before looking at Billy. "Are you a half faggot?" 

Billy shakes his head. "I'm a full faggot." Billy takes Randy's hand. "You two are adorable."

Randy blushes. "Are you two already dating?"

Stu nods. "Maybe you can join us?" 

Randy blushes hard and stutters. "I-you- uh- b- stu- what? But..." He looks at his hands. "But only two people can date?" 

Stu laughs. "Do you think my sister is monogonas? She had so many boyfriends, it seemed at once, right?" 

Randy thinks. He remembers when they were in middle school, when he came over it seemed that Stu's sister had two boys she "cycled" through. Randy always thought she was cheating. 

"Wait- what?" Randy asks. 

"She's polyamorous." Stu says. Billy trails his fingers up Randy's arm. Almost teasing him. 

"So are we." Billy whispers into Randy's ear, before kissing the geeks cheek. "Do you wanna join us? We can also have better sex then last night's." Billy puts his chin on Randy's shoulder. 

"Y-yea.. I wanna.." Randy whispers. Grabbing Stu and Billy's hands. "I'll be yours. Both." 

Stu smiles and giggles, kissing Randy's cheek aggressively. Billy smirks and whispers in Randy's ear:

"Good boy."

Chapter 8: Getting ready for a date

Summary:

The boys getting ready for the date
(slightly suggestive with Stu but it's Stu)

Chapter Text

Three weeks later

 

Randy looks in the mirror. Martha is doing his hair. 

"Ran, who you going out with? Tell me!" Martha combs his hair. She put gel in it and combs it to the side, making a middle part. Randy thought he looked really ugly. But whatever made his sister happy. 

"If I told you, you'd be mad..." Randy whispers.

"Is it a dude? If it is that's cool!" Martha combs his hair again, she's just doing one spot. "Hey I'm also into both. WE CAN GOSSIP TOGETHER!" 

Randy blushes hard and looks at his sister in the mirror. "Add another."

Martha's eyes widen. "Two dudes? WHO?" 

"Billy and Stu." Randy whispers. His face is red as a tomato. "We're going to a restaurant. They said it's semi formal.." 

Randy panicked earlier when he called Billy, asking what kind of date it was, and how he should dress. Billy called him down over the phone and told him semiformal. Randy thanked him and hung up.

Martha rolled her eyes. "Overreacting Ran ran, as always."


Stu checked his hair, it looked greasy. He went in the shower and washed his hair and body. He wanted to masturbate so bad. But he decided not to. He knows what he wants with Randy tonight.

When he gets out he says his hair and gets dressed in a nice sweater and jeans. He looks in the mirror and smiles. He likes who he sees in the mirror today.


Billy washes his white shirt. His dad made him, unfortunately. He doesn't like to, but it makes it smell nice. He found one of Stu's nice hoodies he stole. He smells the hoodie deeply and smiles. He has a few hours. He's okay right now. He lays on his bed and giggled.

He falls asleep, smiling, he'll be up in time.

Notes:

I'll add chapters yada yada yaaaaa I'm excited whaooooo