Archive of Our Own ^beta

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*Wan has created Avatar party room group chat*

*Wan has added Kuruk, Korra, MonkMommy, Kyoshi, Roku, Aang, Raava, Szeto*

MonkMommy: Wan I SWEAR TO GOD-

Szeto: FIRE LORRRD

Wan: wait I didn’t mean to add Szeto

*Wan has removed Szeto from Avatar party room group chat*

MonkMommy: I AM A NUN NOT A MONK

Wan: and I don’t careeeee

*MonkMommy has left the chat*

Kyoshi: haha Kuruk you owe me five bucks!

Wan: …what

Kuruk: we had a bet going on who would make Yangchen leave the chat first

Wan: and Kyoshi bet on me?

Kyoshi: yup!

Kuruk: my money was on Korra  :(

Korra: sorry bro

Raava: why am I here?

Wan: Because you are the literal spirit of the avatar

Raava: let the record reflect that I do not want to be here

Wan: suck it up

*Raava has added Szeto*

Szeto: FIRE LORDDDD

Roku: you know Szeto is actually a very important part of avatar history

Szeto: THATS TRUE

Roku: you left caps lock on again

Szeto: FIRE LORDDDD

Wan: Raava whyyy

*Wan has removed Szeto from the chat*

*Kuruk renamed group chat Water triber 4evaaaa *

*Wan renamed group chat Avatar Party Room *

Kyoshi: Guys.

*Koruk renamed group chat Water triber 4evaaaa *

*Wan renamed group chat Avatar Party Room *

Kyoshi: Guys stop or I will rip your intestines out and tie you to a tree

*MonkMommy has entered the chat*

MonkMommy: WOW Kyoshi, thats violent even for you

Kyoshi: you litterally held a child hostage and made the mother beg for her life

MonkMommy: …

MonkMommy: *Literally 

Korra: Yang Chen did WHAT?

Aang: Yang Chen, please deny it

MonkMommy: …

Aang: WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL LIFE BEING SACRED???

MonkMommy: she was connected to the murder of my bison

Aang: …okay valid

Kyoshi: Aang what the fuck

Aang: All life is sacred unless it comes to bison

Roku: Can you guys stop blowing up my phone? I’m trying to relax with Fang

Wan: just mute the chat grandpa

*Roku has started a facetime call*

*Roku has ended a facetime call*

Roku: Wan I can see you typing, don’t. 

Wan: …

*Roku has added Szeto*

Wan: NOOO

Szeto: FIRE LORRDDDD

Wan: Szeto SHUT UP

Roku: haha

Szeto: FIREEE LORRRRRDDDD

*Wan has removed Szeto from the chat*

Kyoshi: Can we stop adding Szeto? I’m looking at you Roku

Roku: I regret nothing

Kuruk: not even the volcano?

Roku: that… thats kinda mean

Aang: I mean, I beat a volcano when I was 12

Roku: that was different

Aang: I don’t think it was

Roku: your volcano was a 4/10 at most

Aang: I did it with one element

Roku: I was being blasted with poisonous gas

Aang: YOU’RE THE AVATAR

Roku: I was fighting two super volcanoes at once

Aang: I was 12, you were old

Roku: my back hurt 

Kyoshi: guys

Aang: I used ONE ELEMENT

Kyoshi: both of you shut up

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*Aang has added UncleIroh, Sokka, Katara, Toph, and Zuko to the chat*

Sokka: Wassup guys

Kyoshi: Aang what the fuck

Aang: It was getting boring

UncleIroh: Roku am I still coming by for tea later?

Roku: Of course, any preference on tea?

UncleIroh: Ginseng would be great if you have it

Koruk: Is this just a tea chat now?

Wan: ay put some respect on the tea game

Koruk: no slander, just can yall move your tea talk to another chat?

Toph: *voice note, click here to listen*

Kyoshi: I like this one

MonkMommy: it was just her yelling about disrespecting Uncle?

Kyoshi: exactly

Zuko: Toph he's not even your uncle

Toph: *voice note, click here to listen*

Sokka: Toph is right, you have to share

Zuko: Why am I even here?

Kyoshi: I don’t know, ask Aang 

Aang: *crickets gif*

Wan: Aang this is an abuse of power

Aang: you made me an admin

Wan: I’m removing your admin privileges 

Aang: Noooooooo

Aang: SYKE, Lion turtles

Wan: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

Aang: Doesn't matter

Katara:... what?

Toph: *voice note, click here to listen*

Kyoshi: I claim this one

Aang: you can’t claim my friends

Kyoshi: I just did

Kuruk: I claim Katara and Sokka

Aang: guys stop claiming my friends

Korra: this is weird

Katara: Hi Korra!

Korra:... Hi Katara

Aang: You're telling me this is weird? As if my past lives aren't claiming my friends

Roku: I claim my great grandson

Zuko: please don’t

Roku: too late

MonkMommy: then if they get to claim people, I call uncle Iroh

UncleIroh: Monk…Mommy?

MonkMommy: It’s Yangchen, but Wan refuses to change my name

Sokka: HAHA 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

MonkMommy: Who are you laughing at?

*Sokka has left the chat*

Raava: I’m ending this

*Raava has kicked UncleIroh, Sokka, Katara, and Zuko from the chat*

Aang: Nooooo

Toph: *voice note, click here to listen*

Kyoshi: Raava just let me keep this one

Raava: No. 

*Raava has kicked Toph from the chat*

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Korra: Why is it just us in this chat?

Wan: what?

Korra: where are the other avatars?

Wan: they aren’t here for a reason

Korra: And that reason is?

Kuruk: they simply don’t party like us

Wan: for instance

*Wan has added Gun to the chat*

Gun: what the fuck do you want wan?

Wan: case in point

MonkMommy: why the hell is Gun here?

Korra: I just asked where the other avatars were

Gun: I don’t know Yangchen, I didn’t ask to be in your little fucking group chat

Korra: Oh my god

Wan: see what I mean?

Korra:...

MonkMommy: Wan kick this mother fucker

Wan: soon

MonkMommy: WAN HE FUCKING POSSESD ME

Wan: I KNOW

Gun: it built character, did it not?

Kyoshi: he what?

MonkMommy: YOU MADE KAVIK THINK I WAS INSANE

Gun: I SIMPLY MISTOOK HIM FOR MESOSE

MonkMommy: What about the first time?

Gun: that was necessary

MonkMommy: you took over my body and showed me a vision of a devastating tsunami and numerous dead bodies in the wake of said tsunami, not to mention Mesose dying horribly

Gun: like I said it built character, you needed to get used to the fact that you were no longer a regular human

MonkMommy: I was EIGHT, I didn’t even know I was the avatar

Korra: is this where the god complex came from

MonkMommy: I don’t know what your talking about

Gun: I was so proud for like five minutes

*Wan has kicked Gun from the chat*

MonkMommy: thank you

Wan: see? Not exactly a party

*Wan has added Zalir to the chat*

Zalir: Wan what is this?

Wan: this is the avatar party room group chat

Zalir: I don’t get it.

Wan: thats okay

Roku: Zalir?

Zalir: Hello Roku

Kyoshi: Who is this?

Zalir: I am Zalir, I am an avatar from the fire islands.

Kyoshi: Fire islands? Like the fire nation?

Roku: no she means the fire islands, they were a part of pre unity fire nation

Kyoshi: ooooooh

Korra: so you’re like really old

Zalir:...

Zalir: Watch it kiddo, I’m not too old to throw hands.

Korra: holy shit you’re old fire nation Kyoshi

Zalir: She had to get her… flair from somewhere

*Zalir has left the chat*

Wan: like I said, they don’t party like us

Kuruk: I said that

Wan: who can say who said what

Kuruk: I can bc I have the chat logs

Wan:...

Wan: I call forgery