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The Not-Main-Character Diary

Chapter 114: Exam Hell and Mafia Dad Energy (aka I Am Failing Algebra While Ivan Gets a Free Pass)

Summary:

Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

Exams. The true final boss. Forget concerts, forget chaos, forget near-death drama — nothing compares to the horror of a three-hour test written by professors who hate joy.

The squad is unraveling one brain cell at a time, and I am about two questions away from writing my will on the answer sheet. Fame fades, blood dries, but finals? Finals never die.

Note to self: Pray harder. Bribe smarter.

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ACORN'S POV

‎Dear Diary,

‎Exams. The real boss battle. Forget knife fights, forget rock wars. This is the endgame.

‎Ivan? Exempt. He is lounging in the hospital with free Jell-O, while the rest of us are bleeding ink onto test papers like martyrs.


The Exam War Zone

Scene: Lecture Hall.

‎Mizi: Whisper-singing Alien Stage lyrics under her breath while filling in bubbles. If she starts harmonizing with her Scantron, I am leaving.

‎Luka: Halfway through his essay, but also halfway through scrolling the forum for #JusticeForIvan. Priorities, man.

‎Hyuna: Answering with the speed and fury of someone who wants to personally strangle the periodic table. I pity chemistry.

‎Sua: Eerily calm. She finishes early, folds her paper like origami, and just sits there staring. Freshmen cry.

‎Hyunwoo: Cracked his knuckles before starting and has not stopped since. The sound echoes like gunfire every five minutes.

‎Till: Pale, sweating, probably one essay question away from writing his will in the margins. Ibani sits on his backpack outside the hall, yowling like a funeral dirge.

‎Me: I used my last pencil and am now bargaining with God using potato chips.

 

Spoiler: He doesn't want them.


The Iron Claw Harassment

‎Just when we thought stress peaked, guess who won't shut up?

‎Iron Claw.

‎Their leader — recently out on bail and definitely jobless — keeps spamming the forums:

‎"Alien Stage are frauds."

‎“They framed us.”

‎“Even their cat's a scam.”

‎Okay, buddy. You lost a rock duel and a knife fight. Stop subtweeting us like a rejected Sound Cloud rapper.

‎Of course, Luka cannot resist replying. Hyuna has to confiscate his phone mid-exam break. Sua threatens to hex the forums if it keeps up. Honestly? I kind of want her to.


Hospital Visit: The Soft Part (Unfortunately)

‎After the last exam, we drag our corpses to the hospital to check on Ivan. He looks way too cheerful for someone with stitches. Probably because he hasn't touched a math test all week.

‎"Miss me?" He says, grinning. Till immediately blushes. I immediately gag.

‎We're halfway through scolding him for smiling too much when the door opens.


Enter: Ivan's Dad

‎Mr. Sunshine Quarterback Sr. walks in, all tailored suit, sharp eyes, calm smile that screams "I could end you without leaving fingerprints."

‎He listens to our whole Iron Claw sob story. Nods once. Then:

 

‎"Don't worry. I will handle it tomorrow."

‎And just like that, mafia-dad energy radiates across the room. I swear Till stopped breathing. Mizi squeaked. Hyunwoo looked impressed, which is saying something.

‎Me? I am sitting there clutching a vending machine pudding cup like it's a stress ball, wondering if we just got drafted into a crime syndicate.


The Radio Silence

Next morning: Iron Claw = GONE.

‎No posts. No threads. No trash talk. Forums buzzing with "???" and conspiracy theories.

‎Did they vanish? Did they surrender? Did Ivan's dad actually...?

‎Dear Diary, I don't know what happened, and frankly, I don't want to.

 

All I know is: Finals nearly killed us, Ivan's dad is probably scarier than any professor, and if Iron Claw resurfaces, it won't be tomorrow. Or the next day.


 

Note to self:

‎Exams = worse than knife fights.

‎Ivan's dad = do not cross.

‎If I disappear, tell the world my chips deserved better.