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1. Dumb ways to die by nasal

   Fandoms: Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M, M/M, Multi
   • Work in Progress

   09 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Thanatos/Zagreus (Hades Video Game)
   • Megaera/Zagreus (Hades Video Game)
   • Zagreus (Hades Video Game)
   • Nyx (Hades Video Game)
   • Hypnos (Hades Video Game)
   • Hades (Hades Video Game)
   • Persephone (Hades Video Game)
   • Thanatos (Hades Video Game)
   • Charon (Hades Video Game)
   • Megaera (Hades Video Game)
   • Alecto (Hades Video Game)
   • Dusa (Hades Video Game)
   • Achilles (Hades Video Game)
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Graphic Depictions of Office Work
   • Recounts of vehicular homicide
   • Established Relationship
   • arson as a means of procrastination
   • the sixth love language (gratuitous violence)

   Summary

   “How many times must I explain this, boy? Each Pact of Punishment needs to be promptly signed, sealed, and filed. Rather than pile up!”

   You're never gonna guess what Zagreus didn't do. And what he now has to do in order to get back to statutorily directed destruction. Go on, I'll give you three tries.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,278

   Chapters:

   5/?

   Comments:

   20

   Kudos:

   34

   Bookmarks:

   8

   Hits:

   416