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THE HEADCANON COLLECTION

Summary:

GIMME A CHARACTER AND I’LL GIVE YOU MY HEADCANONS!

Notes:

Chicken Jockey.

Chapter 1: Put the characters in the bag!

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Hello it’s me, Artz!

I need characters from the selected fandom to yeet headcanons onto for your entertainment! I’m fine with any character, just as long I remember who the hell you’re talking about(and if their in a selected fandom from the tags)!

Here’s your categories of choice, for ships, check the magnificent tags!

💾-General Headcanons:Just random things that characters like, don’t like, do, and all that wonderful stuff.

❤️-Character X Reader-Headcanons for if you were in a relationship with a character!Mainly fluffy things!(no child characters don’t do that bullshit)

🖤-Angst-Darker, more depressing headcanons.

🧇-Sexuality and Disorders/Mental Illness-Just character’s sexuality and/or gender headcanons, along with some random little disorder stuff as well.Idk

💕-Ships-Headcanons for specific ships and such.I might do some of them twice, and if I feel comfortable enough, might try some new ships.

Anyways, that’s all folks, and don’t touch that dial, because I’ll be writing them pretty quickly!(Hopefully)

Remember to read the tags for ships and such, I’m open to suggestions for those and please only request stuff from fandoms in the tags(looking at the one dude who suggested something from something else called Lobotomy Corp, someone can’t read the no smut tags either, anyways).Anyways, happy requesting!

-Artz, the local gal with Phighting brainrot.

Chapter 2: 💕-Smoked Cheese and Golden Cheese

Notes:

Thank yall for all the hits, anyways…uhh…🧀🧀🧀

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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Smoked Cheese X Golden Cheese Headcanons!

-The two keep their relationship mostly secretive, aside from Mozzarella and Burnt Cheese being aware.Mozzarella especially likes teasing them.

-Smoked Cheese likes cooking for Golden Cheese, wanting to impress her with his skills.He enjoys making savory dishes the most.

-Smoked Cheese’s love language is acts of service and words of affirmation, whereas Golden Cheese’s are physical touch and words of affirmation.

-Golden Cheese’s likes spoiling Smoked Cheese with various goodies and treasures she finds or owns.

-Their ideal idea for a date is an adventure together or a concert.

-The two enjoy playing games together in their free time, being very competitive with each other.

-Occasionally, the pairing likes to spar, mainly just for entertainment value and fun.

-Golden Cheese often reminds Smoked Cheese to take care of himself and not overwork himself over his duties.She wants him to be more carefree and less anxious, but Smoked Cheese can’t help it sometimes.

-Smoked Cheese likes gifting Golden Cheese flowers on days when she’s under a lot of pressure and stress.She appreciates these gestures.

-Golden Cheese tends to like holding Smoked Cheese while their alone, whether it be while resting or gaming together.She likes having the ability to be close to him.They enjoy holding hands, even while in public.

-Smoked Cheese tries to encourage Golden Cheese to the best of his abilities, although sometimes coming off a bit rude.Golden Cheese doesn’t mind this too much.

-Golden Cheese vents to Smoked Cheese when she begins to feel guilty for not being able to save all her citizens.He tries his best to be supportive.

-The two of them like making things together, most commonly being candles or baking sweets.

The two enjoy dancing to electronic music and doing karaoke together.

Notes:

Teto Song of the Day:The Moment by Tame Impala

Anyways thank you for the request Lifestoocomfort, hope you enjoyed them <333

Chapter 3: 💕 Pavlova and Sugarfly

Notes:

Yoinky Sploinky

Not sure how this would fit into canon…

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-Pavlova and Sugarfly’s relationship is known throughout most of the dessert paradise, even Eternal Sugar is aware.

-Pavlova likes to make flower crowns for SugarFly, his favorites to make having tulips or lilies in them.

-Their love languages are physical touch and words of affirmations.

-The two enjoy frolicking and exploring around the eternal paradise, spending time together and finding new plants or fauna.

-Sugarfly likes to do silly hair styles with Pavlova, often adding in little bows and candy blossoms.

-The two are very affectionate towards each other, especially Pavlova.

-Sugarfly enjoys helping with Pavlova’s work, sometimes taking over the love business for him.

-They love bomb eachother often.

-Pavlova sometimes writes entire songs for SugarFly, a way of expressing his feelings.

Occasionly, the two fly together above the entirety of paradise, giving a small glimpse of the real world.

-Sugarfly often cares for Pavlova in the small cases that he gets sick or his dough becomes crumbly.

-They enjoy writing love letters to eachother when they are apart.

-Sugarfly enjoys making jewelry and such for Pavlova to wear or decorate with.

-When the pairing are having a really rough day, they’ll spend the entire day after cuddling or sleeping together as a way to combat the negative.

Chapter 4: 💕 Seraphlaser and Exorspace

Notes:

Costumes as the characters, interesting.I’m guessing it’s like aus?I don’t know I’m new to the fandom lol.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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-Seraphlaser and Exorspace mainly keep their relationship under wraps, they don’t even know what to consider each other.

-Seraphlaser finds Exorspace’s work and ideas to be interesting, finding it intriguing that a mortal being would think so highly and do such things.

-Exorspace sees Seraphlaser as his muse, admiring and watching him from afar.He’s even made Biograft models inspired by him.

-Seraphlaser’s love language is acts of service, whereas Exorspace’s is quality time and words of affirmation.

-Exorspace often praises and flirts with Seraphlaser.Seraphlaser doesn’t understand some of his attempts, but finds it amusing either way.He enjoys the compliments.

-Seraphlaser likes giving Exorspace little trinkets and gizmos for him to tinker with, trying to find and gage what pieces he likes.

-Exorspace treats Seraphlaser like the higher being he is, although Seraphlaser often craves more human interactions.

-The two enjoy going to the middle of nowhere in order to spend time together, trying not to be found by other inphernals.

-The biografts find it strange that Exorspace spends alot of time with Seraphlaser.

-Occasionly, Seraphlaser lets Exorspace take care of his wings, cleaning the feathers and removing the casings for new feathers and pruning old ones.

-Exorspace has only ever seen Seraphlaser’s face once, being kind of terrified but intrigued to see it again.

-Seraphlaser has the habit of accidentally walking in on Exorspace doing his job, causing him to be jumpy.

-Exorspace likes finding gifts for Seraphlaser’s in return for the trinkets and gizmos, mainly offerings of shiny objects like gems and coins.Seraphlaser appreciates these, he has a interest in anything that glitters.

-Seraphlaser likes giving Exorspace shoulder massages after he’s had a hard day or has worked for a long time.

-Despite the cold climates of BlackRock, Exorspace managed to create a small oasis made for Seraphlaser to stay warm in.Its full of many flowers and trees, mainly roses and willows.The temperature there is raised, but doesn’t cause climate issues.Seraphlaser loves spending time in there, taking care of every plant, along with taking care of a cat(Princess) that he found roaming the oasis.

Notes:

I have a band song stuck in my head send assistance.

Two chapters in a day(other fic) woohoo!
On the grind, hopefully I don’t get cursed!

Chapter 5: 💕-Dark Choco and Caramel Arrow

Notes:

Zoo whee mama.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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-Everyone in the Dark Cacao Kingdom knows about Dark Choco and Caramel Arrow’s relationship except Dark Cacao Cookie himself

-Dark Choco compliments Caramel Arrow everyday, always trying to find ways to out do himself with his praise.She often does the same.

-Caramel Arrow and Dark Choco enjoy sparring with each other while also teaching each other new attack methods and strategies.

-Dark Choco likes taking Caramel Arrow out to dinner, usually if he lost in sparing that day.

-Caramel Arrow’s love language is words of affirmation and quality time, whereas Dark Choco’s is words of affirmation and acts of service.

-Caramel Arrow gets boba for Dark Choco occasionally.He enjoys it alot.

-Dark Choco doesn’t admit this, but he’s head over heels for Caramel Arrow, usually masking these feelings so he can focus.He finds ways to talk about her in regular conversations.

-Caramel Arrow enjoys listening to Dark Choco vent, trying to help him sort through his anxieties and anger.

-Dark Choco is a very good pan flute player, often learning and composing music to teach and play for Caramel Arrow.

-Despite being told multiple times by other members of the Dark Cacao Kingdom, Dark Cacao Cookie still doesn’t quite understand if they are really good friends.

-Caramel Arrow likes to listen to Dark Choco’s music from afar when she’s training solo.

-The two write each other letters during their escapades, acting as pen pals while in combat in foreign lands.

-Dark Choco enjoys writing poetry for Caramel Arrow.It helps him calm his nerves.

Notes:

A BARBERSHOP HAIRCUT THAT COSTS A QWUARTA

Listen to the song Aerodynamic by Daft Punk it’s so fucking good eughhhhhh

Chapter 6: 💕-Wedding Cake and Black Forrest

Notes:

I have that “I know, you belong to somebody new, but tonight you belong to me” song stuck in my head”(specifically that one E minor edition), save me.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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-Their relationship is pretty well known in the town square.

-Wedding Cake like making dresses and flower arrangements for Black Forrest, who absolutely adores them.

-Black Forrest love bombs Wedding Cake extremely often, sometimes overdoing it with praise and compliments.

-Black Forrest helps Wedding Cake out with her business, while also dealing with clients when Wedding Cake feels sick or under the weather.

-Wedding Cake likes to play the guitar for Black Forrest.She likes learning new songs in order to impress her, which works every time.

-Wedding Cake’s love language is quality time, whereas Black Forrest’s is physical touch and words of affirmation.

-The two like to cuddle eachother after long days of work.

-The ideal date for them is a romantic night under the stars or a night on the town.

-The two like to plan weddings that mix their dark and light aesthetics, it’s their favorite kind to do.

-Black Forrest stays up late writing about her ideal wedding with Wedding Cake.Wedding Cake is oblivious to this.

-Wedding Cake is always there for Black Forrest, comforting her when she remembers things she doesn’t like thinking about.

-Black Forrest is clingy, always being around Wedding Cake due to her warm demeanor and pleasant personality.

-Wedding Cake loves cooking for Black Forrest, she likes to experiment with different spices and flavors.Black Forrest doesn’t have favorites, so it makes Wedding Cake’s job easier.

-The two enjoy late nights of binge watching shows and movies.Wedding Cake loves romantic comedy, whereas Black Forrest like horror movies.

-Black Forrest has a interest in horticulture, so she grows ornamental flowers and other plants for Wedding Cake to use in various wedding ceremonies.

Notes:

lesbians.

Chapter 7: News???? ?Big News???Prob not????

Notes:

Gorillaz is cool.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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So uhhhhhEaughdjsidhsjssbkssb

As I mentioned in another fic of mine, I am starting a Medhammer fic pretty soon so uhhh…updates may become slower.With the Multifandom Squid Games coming to an end soon, I’m gonna start other projects(Yippe)

Dunno if this will impact my writing or anything, but I’m gonna try and get out more requests if I can, maybe one a day?Idk.

Y’all Cookie Run folk are drowning me in your requests, it’s mainly what I’ve been getting.Unfortunately haven’t gotten much Phighting stuff(it is my current hyper-fixation.), neither any of the other stuff.It’s fine though, I understand that CR is a huge fandom now, y’all love your ships and headcanons.

Also another point, if you notice me commenting stuff about music and such in my notes, I just have a really passionate love for music.I’m in band, so I play music all the time(I’m a flute player).I like being able to express myself through music and if I can figure out to upload my own, I’ll yeet it onto some of these for fun.

Happy Reading!

Notes:

RISK, RISK, RISK is a good song, only wish the lyrics were louder.

Chapter 8: 💕Party Noob X Pest

Notes:

Sorry I didn’t upload for a bit, I’ve been working my ass off on something special.Added Date Everything to the tags though, request from there as well if you want.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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-Party Noob loves to tell people about their relationship with Pest, whereas Pest rarely mentions much, wanting to keep it under wraps.

-Party Noob likes to give Pest gifts on days they think are special.

-Pest learned how to set up decorations and host parties from Poob, but doesn’t do it much.However, he does enjoy helping them set up their parties, even if he doesn’t show up to them.

-Poob and Pest have varying aesthetics.Poob likes decora fashion, whereas Pest prefers acubi fashion.Despite this, they like to swap styles and try mixing and matching.

-Pest likes to take Poob to the arcade on Fridays, as a end of the week treat.

-Poob likes to prank Pest for fun, which he isn’t too fond of.

-Poob’s love language is quality time and physical touch, Pest’s is only quality time.

-Poob likes to decorate Pest’s face with stickers on the rare occasion he allows it.

-Pest has modded some of the technology Poob regularly uses, mainly his disco balls and speakers in order for their parties to be twice as fun.

-Poob enjoys dancing with Pest, using it as a way to get him to step out of his comfort zone.

-Pest doesn’t talk to much people except Poob, often venting to him or discussing his ideas.

-Poob likes to make Kandi for Pest.He isn’t fond of the bright colors, but wears the Kandi to make Poob happy.

-Pest will run out to the store late at night incase Poob needs extra party supplies.

-Poob always bakes a grand and splendrous birthday cake each year for Pest, trying to make it even more extravagant each year. Despite Pest’s attitude and personality, he has an extremely big sweet tooth.

-Pest enjoys holding Poob when they fall asleep, especially if their watching a movie together.

-The two like going to the mall together on weekends, Poob sometimes brings friends along, which Pest doesn’t mind too much.

-Poob often holds Pest’s hand when he’s talking.When he vents, Poob slings their arms around him, holding him close.

-Pest helps Poob fix their apartment after it gets wrecked, even buying them new furniture if he’s got the money.

-Pest protects Poob in cases when MR tries plotting something awful.So far, he hasn’t failed….yet.

Notes:

I think I found one of the creepiest sounding songs ever, it’s called Lacunar Amnesia by the Caretaker.It genuinely reminds me of Little Nightmares.The name is a type of amnesia that causes you to forget certain events.It specifically damages your limbic system, and is caused by a stroke, head injury, or neurodivergent damage.I had to research the name for yall, so just a tidbit of information.

Chapter 9: 💕 Prototype X Scag

Notes:

Sorry my upload schedule is shit…the motivation is starting to wane…

Just finished watching Puzzles N Guns, I almost fucking cried…I won’t spoil anything but watch it along with the arcs before it, it’s genuinely some of the best stuff I’ve ever seen.SMG4, you son of a gun…

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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-Most can’t even tell if Prototype and Scag are a thing or not, they act just like friends around eachother.

-Prototype likes to decorate Scag in stickers, her favorites being the holographic and puffy ones.

-Scag and Prototype love gaming.They love playing Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley the most, although they also love PvP games.

-Prototype and Scag’s love language is quality time and acts of service.

-Scag lends Prototype some of her floppies for free, and even offering discounts to the, which she doesn’t do with any of her other customers.

-Prototype enjoys helping Scag at her shop when they aren’t in the Regretevator or running around elsewhere.

-Scag often collaborates with Prototype to do drive in movie nights around Toolbox Thrift.The owner of the store doesn’t mind it, even pitching in sometimes.

-Prototype likes to take Scag on exploration dates, taking her to places she hadn’t seen before or wanted to revisit.

-Scag wants to find more about where Prototype was built and how.She wishes to learn more about how they were created so repairs aren’t as costly.

-Prototype isn’t really keen on Scag hacking into the STAT system, but still does it because they love her.

-The two often stay up late binge-watching shows they find.

-Prototype helps Scag reach places in her shop she can’t get to, considering the fact she’s a computer.

-Scag likes to make short little songs for Prototype to download and play when they feel lonely.They are made using Chrome Music Lab, seeing as Scag isn’t good with using other music sites.

Notes:

Reddy is a filthy clanker, that’s all I’m gonna say.All the other characters get a pass, I will not say more.

Also how do yall post your art n stuff?Just curious.

Didn’t have many this chapter because my brain was scrambled so…

Chapter 12: 💾🧇🖤-Tenna

Notes:

Two chapters in a row because I’m getting back into it.Some might take longer because I need to do ✨research✨

I love Tenna, he’s very cool and funny.Never be glooby Mr Tenna, stay groovy and keep your head up!

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-General Headcanons

-Tenna loves to parody various movies and shows in his own show.

-Tenna takes good care of his employees, making sure they are mentally well and feeling safe in the workplace.He tries to give them what they need, and help those who are struggling.

-Tenna still occasionally picks up Spamton’s old phone, wondering if he’ll hear a voice on the other end that might answer his questions.

-Tenna’s nose is retractable.

-Tenna isn’t good at fighting games.

-Tenna enjoys 1920s ballroom music, often playing it in the comfort of his own home. For some odd reason, it gives him a feeling of anemoia and delight.

-Tenna has a sketchbook he brings around with him.He uses it to brainstorm set ideas and for new outfit designs.He’s very good at drawing.

-Some of Tennas outfit designs on his show are directly inspired by Spamton’s own ideas.

-Tenna’s favorite kind of shows are romantic comedies and game shows.

-Tenna has an amazing singing voice.

-Occasionally, for some his shows, Tenna does a bit of cross dressing.

-Tenna takes very good care of the pipis he keeps hidden away in his closet.

-Tenna still keeps a picture of Spamton in his office, a reminder of someone he misses.

-Tenna can play the piano.

-Tenna may or may not have a coffee addiction.

LGBTQ/Mental Things

-Tenna is pansexual with no specific preferences.

-Tenna doesn’t mind what pronouns people use for him, but He/Him is preferred.

-Tenna has Borderline Personality Disorder, and occasionally struggles with keeping it in balance.

-Tenna’s has visual snow syndrome, causing his sight to be slightly blurry.His vision looks like an old vhs tape.

-Tenna has an intense fear of being alone.

Angst

-Tenna still longs and yearns for Spamton to come back.

-Tenna’s moods swings sometimes cause him to end shows early, which can be a problem.

-Tenna often locks himself in his dressing room when he feels too pressured and afraid.

-Tenna only wishes for Kris’s family to be happy, but even he knows the act can’t be kept up forever.

-Tenna constantly wants praise and love, but he just feels like it isn’t enough, or that he doesn’t deserve any.

-Tenna gets attached to people too easily.

Chapter 13: 💕Sunny and Kel

Notes:

I have time limits on my phone now so these are harder to make 🥰

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-Sunny and Kel act like friends on the surface, but are in fact in a relationship.Only the people in their friend group are aware.

-Kel is one of the few people Sunny will take his eye patch in front of.

-Sunny’s love language is words of affirmation, whereas Kel’s is physical touch and quality time.

-Despite hating them, Sunny will drink Orange Joe around Kel

-Sunny and Kel enjoy watching horror movies together.Although, Kel usually uses them as an excuse to hold Sunny incase he gets scared.

-If it’s raining, Kel will often offer Sunny his umbrella, letting Kel get rained on instead despite the fact that Sunny enjoys the rain.

-Sunny likes to make hot cocoa to enjoy with Kel on colder days.

-Despite being long distance due to them living farther away, Sunny still insists on writing Kel handwritten love letters.He has the ability to text him, but chooses not to.

-Kel enjoys dancing with Sunny in the rain.

-Still respecting Sunny’s boundaries, Kel likes to tease him about silly things.

-When they are alone together, they enjoy showering one another with love and kisses.

-Sunny often borrows Kel’s clothes because they are comfy and baggy.

-Sunny likes to play violin for Kel, and someday wants to teach him how to play as well.

-Kel’s efforts in basketball drastically improve if Sunny is watching him.