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Bloodline Enemies to Lovers

Summary:

“Max, does this mean your famed childhood rivalry with Charles Leclerc was primarily due to the disagreement between your respective species?”

Max blinks, opens his mouth, closes it again, blinks again. When he’d decided to reveal that he was fae to the media, he hadn’t even thought of his old rivalry with the vampire Ferrari driver.

It doesn’t matter what he says in that moment, the media and the public will always have their own agendas.


Four times people assume Vampire!Charles and Fae!Max must be rivals because of their species, and the one time they're proven wrong. A social media fic set in the 2024 season!

Notes:

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Chapter 1

Notes:

Hope you enjoy :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Formula 1 ☑️
@Formula1

Max Verstappen has publicly revealed his status as a fae ahead of the 2024 Dutch Grand Prix.

2:33 PM · Aug 7, 2024


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viri ⭐🚦
@vivrse

why is everyone so surprised 💀. Dutch/Belgian man is fae. fork found in kitchen….

4:12 PM · Aug 7, 2024


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ln4 wdc 25
@ln4life

Max Verstappen being Fae???? Not on my 2024 bingo card????? Isn't jos human????

7:44 PM · Aug 7, 2024


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marie @mariesf1sideacc · Aug 7
Replying to @ln4life

actually read the announcement maybe??? Fae genes are dominant, Sophie kumpen (his mother) has also come out as fae

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loulou
@lulusloulou

HOW ON EARTH DID JOS VERSTAPPEN OF ALL PEOPLE PULL A FAE BADDIE🥀💀

9:09 PM · Aug 8, 2024


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lecfosi president @scuderiafemboy · Aug 8
Replying to @lulusloulou

look on the brightside!!! If Jos can do it, so can you!!!

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Adrian Courtney
@adrian.courtney

magickals really shouldn't be allowed on the F1 grid bc how are humans meant to compete w all that????

8:14 AM · Aug 8, 2024


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Ian @vstpan · Aug 8
Replying to @adrian.courtney

this argument might've worked in the seventies when the suppressant cuffs were failing every other race but not in the modern era. LH is literally human….

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katie
@katiesf1sideacc

This means there are now seven confirmed Magickal's on the grid!!!! The three vampires (Leclerc, Gasly and Piastri), the two mer (Tsunoda and Albon), Russell (mage) and now Verstappen (Fae).

4:33 AM · Aug 9, 2024


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J @piastridickrider · Aug 9
Replying to @katiesf1sideacc

Might as well call it a magickal dominated sport atp

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katie @katiesf1sideacc · Aug 9
Replying to @piastridickrider @katiesf1sideacc

u were clearly not around for the eighties when like 90% of the grid were Magickal's and it shows

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J @piastridickrider · Aug 9
Replying to @katiesf1sideacc
@piastridickrider

I wasn't even fucking born yet of course I wasn't around use your brain

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max (not verstappen)
@supermaxmax

I wonder what kind of fae Max is!!!!! We all agree he's dark-aligned ofc ofc, but is he a trickster?? A guardian?? A shapeshifter??? mayhaps even a forest fae???? A hoarder?? A mimic??? AN ELEMENTAL???? Just saying ‘im fae’ is not enough!!!!

11:50 AM · Aug 10, 2024


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James @nandolorris8 · Aug 10
Replying to @supermaxmaxn

I had no idea there were so many types of fae I'm ngl

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frey @freyjas.fanpage · Aug 10
Replying to @supermaxmax

op barely scratched the surface tbh. there are plenty of super niche specific fae subcultures that only exist in certain villages and towns.

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amir khan @amirr_347 · Aug 10
Replying to @supermaxmax

does it matter?? bros fae, it's not like it changes his driving since they're all on suppressants anyw

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444
@lewlewham.2

really worried there's another five Magickal's on the grid we don't know about…..

8:42 PM · Aug 11, 2024


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gr63 enjoyer @russellorgeorge · Aug 11
Replying to @lewlewham.2

would that be such a bad thing??

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444 @lewlewham.2 · Aug 11
Replying to @russellorgeorge @lewlewham.2

not really ig. As long as it's not Lewis. We need at least one human goat🙏

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nini
@f1girliepop_

DAMMIT another human wdc lost…….

7:11 AM · Aug 12, 2024


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maxie @lionontrack · Aug 12
Replying to @ f1girliepop_

whats this about?

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nini @f1girliepop_ · Aug 12
Replying to @f1girliepop_ @lionontrack

girlie have you been living under a rock, max came out as fae

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kaya1633
@1633enthusiast

WAIT???? does this mean the lestappen rivalry was literally just fae-vampire bullshit????

6:27 PM · Aug 13, 2024


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kaya1633 @1633enthusiast · Aug 13
Replying to @1633enthusiast

genuinely surprised by the amount of ppl in the replies who don't know about the MULTIPLE CENTURIES LONG WARS between vampires and the fae (some of which are older than all of recorded human history btw) the american education system strikes again 💀💀💀💀

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imogen
@brocedes446

lestappen girlies falling to their knees in a walmart when they realise their ship’s childhood rivalry was not just a silly fun karting thing and instead the result of millennia of political tensions between their species 😱😭💀

5:04 AM · Aug 14, 2024


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FIA THURSDAY PRESS CONFERENCE - NETHERLANDS - EXCERPT

August 23, 2024

PART ONE - Esteban OCON (Alpine), Max VERSTAPPAN (Red Bull Racing), Zhou GUANYU (Kick Sauber)

Q: Can we start with the hometown hero? Max, how was the break?

Max VERSTAPPEN: Yeah, it was very good. Spent a good time with friends and family, it was good to refresh a bit, not really think about Formula 1. It was a lot of fun, honestly. I think it passed way too fast. If I could, I would have added another week, but that's how it goes.

Q: And what a place to kickstart the season again. Your home Grand Prix at Zandvoort, clearly it's a busy one for you. How difficult is it to treat it like any other race?

MV:It's OK, it's maybe a little bit more busy for me, especially after I announced I am not human. But at the other hand, you just focus on performance. And yeah, just happy to be here, I'm just excited to get started again.

Q: As you mentioned, this is your first race since you announced you’re fae. How are you feeling, has it been any different for you?

MV: No. Nothing has really changed for me, though I think today will be a little bit of a wake-up call. There has already been a lot of questions from everyone, but I don't have much to say, you know? Of course we are all on supressants, my racing will not change. Someone online said something like ‘A person who is Dutch and Belgian being a Fae is like a fork being found in the kitchen’, I thought that was very funny and very true. It is not a big deal.

Q: Alright, and how are you feeling for this weekend? You're unbeaten at Zandvoort, three wins from pole. Do you think this is going to be the toughest one yet?

MV: Looking at how the season is at the moment, for sure, I'm not coming into this weekend saying that we're going to win the race; I just want to have a clean weekend, understand the car a bit more, learn from it. Of course, we analyse a lot over the break and try to do things maybe a bit different or better. And we'll find out over the weekend how that will go.

Q: Alright. Best of luck. Thank you, Max. Esteban, let's come to you next. First up, how was the break?

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QUESTIONS FROM THE FLOOR

Q: (David Croft – Sky Sports F1) Max, I'll start with you, as you said, we all have a lot of questions about your recent announcement. Of course, you are fae, but would you be willing to tell us what subspecies of fae?

MV: No. It is no one’s business.

Q: (Moritz Steidl – Servus TV) Max, my question to you, your sign on your helmet and also of your marketing is the lion. Which attitudes and attributes do you need the most from a lion on the racetrack?

MV: Kill your prey? I don't know. I mean, it's associated with the country as well, the lion. So I like that already. And I implemented that into my logo as well on the top.

Q: (Roldan Rodriguez – DAZN, Spain) Hi, from Spain, a question to Max as well. We have seen a small change of regulation regarding the braking system. I would like to know if you think this will affect the performance on the Red Bull car?

MV: Not at all, no.

Q: (Laurent Dupin – Canal+) A question to Max. Interesting that you just mentioned ‘killing prey’. Is this a clue to the fact you are a more aggressive subspecies of fae?

MV: That is a stupid question. You are speaking like a person in a documentary, I am not an animal. I will not answer that.

Q: (Mara Sangiorgio – Sky Sports Italy) A question to Max. So far you have always won here. You are totally a hero for your country. Will a defeat here be harder to accept for you?

MV: Not really. I mean, you just have to be realistic. If you can win the race, of course you go for it. If you don't have a chance, then it's very simple. You don't deserve to win. You move on and you try to do better.

Q: Max, would you prefer the race to be wet or dry?

MV: It doesn't matter.

Q: (Fréd Ferret – l’Equipe) Question to Max. Is you being a fae what makes you so cunning and abrasive? Is that natural aggressiveness what gives you an edge in this kind of cutthroat sport?

MV: That is an old Fae stereotype that makes no sense. I am aggressive because that is who I am as a person. I am like this because that it's what you need to be a good racer, thar is what my father taught me, and my father is human. Of course you do not ask the humans about being naturally agressive, do you? All the fae in my life are very soft, not to insult them, of course this is not a bad thing to be as a person if you are not a racing driver, but I am not the way I am because of my species.

Q: (Stijn Keuris - Panorama) After almost 200 Grands Prix, do you still think you are able to improve as a driver? And if so, in what areas did you improve the most lately or in the last two seasons, for instance?

MV: I think every year you gain more and more experience. I think that naturally helps. I think, of course, as a driver, to fully show your potential also depends a lot on the car, to show how good you are or whatever, but... Naturally, yes, you try every year, when you come back, you want to try and be a little bit better than the year before. It's not any more big steps, I think, in Formula 1 but just fine-tuning little bits here and there. You always have moments in a season where you think, maybe I could have done a bit better or could have approached it a bit different. And that's what you analyse at the end of the year every single time.

Q: (Diletta Colombo – Auto Moto) A question for Max. It is well documented that vampires and the fae have never gotten along. Is this what started the famed childhood rivalry between yourself and Charles Leclerc, and is that all in the past now?

MV: Oh. Well, I guess our species certainly played a part in the fighting Charlie and I did when we were in karting. But yeah, I—we are not fighting anymore like that, in the sense that, well, we know we are no longer kids like that, we learned to be professional. There is no need for all the fighting, we are drivers, we drive, we race, and that is that. And we do get along as friends too, of course, that helps.

Q: (Joost Nederpelt – NU.nl) A question to all three, by the way. Today it's already very windy, and tomorrow it gets even worse. Can it become undriveable at one point or unsafe to drive?

ZG: I forgot how to talk! But no, yeah, I did a—

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viri ⭐🚦
@vivrse

MAX MENTIONED MY TWEET??????

4:55 PM · Aug 23, 2024


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connor
@connorprice332

Did you see how awkward and uncomfortable max was when he got that question about charles…..someone check on the lestappen psychos their ship is CRUMBLING

6:13 PM · Aug 23, 2024


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raegan
@maxxiemax

Fucking hate thursdays. why is max being implied to be a literal killer bc he made a joke and hes a fae??? Bffr gng….

8:43 PM · Aug 23, 2024


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cassidy⁷
@f1kpppie

Oh they HATE each other

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gigi⁸ @sk8isfate · Aug 23
Replying to @doraemon

Who?

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cassidy⁷ @f1kpppie · Aug 23
Replying to @doraemon

mv1 and cl16 lmfaoooo

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Ollie
@namraeb78

I applaud max for not taking that bullshit. some of my sweetest friends are fae. these stereotypes are based on literaly hundreds of years ago when HUMANS WERE LITERALLY BURNING DOWN FAE HOMES!!!! of fucking course they were angry and devious?????

2:16 AM · Aug 24, 2024


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emily
@m4xv3r5t4ppn

the way max floundered and stumbled for an answer when asked if he gets along w charles….

9:13 AM · Aug 24, 2024


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ki is going to baku!! @carlando_truther · Aug 24
Replying to @m4xv3r5t4ppn

SRSLY THO!! He was stuttering so bad they do NOT get along

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ursula | self diagnosed lestappie
@ursu.2209

someone check on the tumblr girlies theyre probably going through it rn bc why is max struggling to answer if he gets along w charles considering their species….

12:05 PM · Aug 24, 2024


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manifesting cl16 wdc… @cl16_1617 · Aug 24
Replying to @ursu.2209

Idk man you could take it as him being caught off guard bc he never even considers their bloodline rivalry {im delusional}

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Charlie❤

You, Charlie❤

Today

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I did not know what to say

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how was I supposed to answer

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I do not even think about our species like that

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you are so stupid🥰😂

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It’s fine!!!! dont worry baby😚

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It’s probably better like this.

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we can do anything and they will think we are only pretending to like each other for PR

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by anything do you mean….?

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😏😏

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what hotel are u st

Notes:

shoutout to the author of 'everything I've let go of has claw marks in it' (incredible fic btw go read it rn) bc before I read that my formatting for texting was super clunky and based of apple messages, and after seeing their cool looking whatsapp format in those scrollable windows I immediately went and looked up a guide.

Hope you enjoyed chapter 1! As I said in the summary, daily updates at 00:00 UTC until completed. :)

come yell at me on tumblr!!!

Chapter 2

Notes:

Hope you enjoy :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Zandvoort GP 2024 Race Day Commetary - VIA SKY SPORTS F1 - EXCERPT

August 25th

David CROFT: And Leclerc has the inside line going into turn fourteen, but Verstappen is going to have drs going down the main straight, will it be enough to get the place back—it is! Incredible racing from the these two, what a move from Charles Leclerc, but in the end it was the Red Bull of Max Verstappen that had the advantage.

Martin BRUNDLE: Max is pulling away now, the Ferrari just can’t keep up with the speed of that Red Bull, but I have no doubt Charles will use every inch of power he can get out of that car and try his best to keep right with him as we head into lap 26.

DC: These two always give us the best battles, don’t they Martin?

MB: They sure do Crofty, they sure do. I do wonder, now knowing that Max is fae, I do wonder if that fae-vampire rivalry influneced them at all.

DC: I think we’re all wondering that a little bit. Max was asked about it yesterday and—we’ll have to discuss this later because the Mclarens seem to be—

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Post Race Interview, Max Verstappen - EXCERPT

Q: Great battling out there with Leclerc today!

Max VERSTAPPEN: Yeah, I mean it is always fun to fight with Charles, going wheel to wheel with him is always an adrenaline rush, and It helps that I came out in front as well, perhaps I would not be so happy if it was the other way around, haha. But It is always nice to see him on the podium with me too, of course.

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orion🥀🖤✴️
@orrionn213.x

HELL YEAH MAX PUT THAT BLOODSUCKER IN HIS PLACE

3:44 PM · Sept 10, 2024


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Moon33
@mlxcv19

max in the post race interview lmfaoooo. the fae thing really recontexualises their whole relationship bc like….ofc they love fighting each other 💀🥀

4:24 PM · Sept 10, 2024


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🐐🇳🇱
@Mikk_MV33

The way max is all ‘I love putting that fanged mofo in his place and thank god im in front of him that little bitchass—oh! But its nice for him to be on the podium ig wtv i totally dont hate him or anything’ lmfaooo

4:58 PM · Sept 11, 2024


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Imogen | f1 era🏎️🔥
@imogenimo

He was so EAGER to yap about destroying charles guys

5:01 PM · Sept 11, 2024


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EXCERPT - Post Race Interview, Charles Leclerc

Q: Good result for you today, P3, how about that battle with Max?

Charles LECLERC: Well it was not much of a battle, not as much as I would’ve hoped with the battery issues, but naturally it is great to fight on track with Max, we both have a lot of fun with it, and I would love to fight with him more in future, hopefully for wins and not just for podium places, but it is what is and yeah. A good race, good haul of points for the team, that’s all I can ask for from this weekend.

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kaz⁴⁴
@lhmybeloved

me realising charles loves fighting with max on track bc they can’t do it off track or the media would eviscerate them😭

3:45 PM · Sept 10, 2024


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cc💐
@flowers44cece

Its “naturally" great to fight max????? charles you are not being slick rn,,,,,,,,

4:11 PM · Sept 11, 2024


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kokomi161
@withloveleclerc

“Naturally great to fight" “I’d love to fight more" “not as much of a battle as I hoped" CHARLES IN HIS POST RACE INTERVIEW PICKING FIGHTS HELLO??? Lestappen rivalry is back but not in the way we all hoped 💀💀💀💀

5:56 PM · Sept 11, 2024


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Charlie❤

You, Charlie❤

Today

you’re so hot when you almost crash into me

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I did not nearly hit you

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you did!!!

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you’re just jealous because i beat you 🐱

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come to my drivers room and i’ll show you just how jealous I am

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😼

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Jecht

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Fred Vasseur

You, Fred Vasseur

Charles, s'il te plaît, ne fais pas l'amour dans la salle des pilotes. Les murs sont minces, on l'a tous entendu. Même si j'apprécie que toi et Max soyez vifs et concentrés après une bonne course, nous ne voulons pas que tu sois démasqué de cette façon, ni que tu sois poursuivi pour harcèlement sexuel.

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Je suis vraiment désolé. Cela ne se reproduira plus.

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Jecht


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Charlie❤

You, Charlie❤

MAXXXXXXX😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.

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THE ENTIRE FERRARI TEAM HEARD US

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😹😹😹😹😹😹

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THIS IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!

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I am mortified 😰

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How will i ever show my face again….

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I know you secretly like it😚

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No!!! This is so unprofessional!!!!

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Well!!!!

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Maybe I like it a little bit!!!!

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🙀really?????

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Shut up!!! 😡😡😡😡

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My possessive vampire 🐱🐱

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you think i’m the possesive one🤔 should I post a picture of me shirtless right now?

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🤐❌😾

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Thats what i thought😌🤗😉

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Jecht

i’m not the one who t

Notes:

Thank you for all the comments and kudos on chapter 1! :]

I hope you enjoyed this chapter as well :3

come yell at me on tumblr!!!

translation for the french between Fred and Charles :)

Fred: Charles, please don't have sex in the driver's lounge. The walls are thin, we've all heard it. While I appreciate that you and Max are sharp and focused after a good race, we don't want you to be exposed like this, or prosecuted for sexual harassment.

Charles: I'm so sorry. This won't happen again.

Chapter 3

Notes:

NO BC HOW DID I DO ALL THAT PLANNING SO IT LINED UP WITH ACTUAL RACES IN THE 2024 SEASON BUT IT TOOK ME UNTIL ID COMPLETELY FORMATTED THIS ENTIRE FIC TO REALISE THE ROOKIES WOULDNT BE IN THE 2024 SEASON GPDA CHAT😭😭😭😭😭

Guys im a fucking idiot…..

I could go back and change it but can i be bothered? No. I might do it in a couple weeks time but you all just have to deal w it for now.

And this is fanfiction. Suspend your disbelief or some shit idk (im so sorry i actually cant believe i did this my god)

Also this didn't get a final proofread bc I'm at work and it's a public holiday and it's busy asf pray for me

ANYWAY

since AO3 will be down tomorrow, no update!!! In the meantime I have provided a list of a few of my favourite longfics in the dropdown box below!! Download some fics before it's too late!!!

Some of my recent fav F1 longfics (all completed and 100K+)

2025 Championship battle (different from IRL) where Oscar goes villain mode.
Warnings for dubcon (Oscar let's Lando fuck him when he lowkey doesnt want to) and SEVERE LANDO AND MCLAREN BASHING.

Lestappen Mob/Gang au where Charles is the last surviving son of the Ferrari Mafia empire trying to take out the guy who killed his family (Mattia Binotto) and he falls in love w Max, who is Dutch mafia boss, and Max doesn't know who he is hehehehe. ABSOLUTE PEAK!!!!!!

This is a series!!! Biological Dom/sub au, landoscar. Lando is a sub formula 1 driver who uses Oscar's dom ASMR videos (literally so iconic).

Landoscar fem!Oscar that is basically just pwp for 100k words.....this is very femdom and includes pegging and it's everything ive ever wanted. I'm on chapter 8 rn rn and will read after I finish my shift.

come yell at me for being stupid on tumblr!!!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

ESPN F1
@espnf1

BREAKING — Charles Leclerc videoed very aggressively slamming Max Verstappen against a wall. Have these rivals taken it too far?

7:32 AM · Sept 2, 2024


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mx holly @springstappen · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

Oh. Okay.

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laz 🐿️ @h44milton · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

WHAT

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Ian | gr63 @sixty_threeee · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

come again? Did I read that right????

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Franz Hermann @xxfherman · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

oh the rbr and ferrari pr teams are SCRAMBLING rn

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woak | 🖖 @f1bgc · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING

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Liam Whitaker4🥀 @whitakerliam4 · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

This is disappointing unsportsmanlike behavior.

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Sambatmulu @daharawit · Sept 2
Replying to @espnf1

JUST BECAUSE OF A SPECIES DIFFERENCE???? GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!!!

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essie12
@essienelli

I can't believe Charles and all his PR training would do something like this. Max definitely started it

8:14 AM · Sept 2, 2024


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gabbie4 🕷️ @fourlaren · Sept 2
Replying to @essienelli

Oh 100%

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alex @oscgoat · Sept 2
Replying to @essienelli

what happened???

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essie12 @essienelli · Sept 2
Replying to @oscgoat @essienelli

blabla

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para🌟💎| 1633
@1633paradise

TUMBLR IS IN SHAMBLES OVER THIS LESTAPPEN DRAMA OH MY GOD

9:22 AM · Sept 2, 2024


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kaya
@klarxxee11

the video isnt all that clear but that is definitely max and charles…..we’re so fucked guys

11:56 AM · Sept 2, 2024


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lia
@lecrlecvers

what if. what if they were fuckin—(gunshots)

2:44 PM · Sept 2, 2024


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wick🕯️ @481wcked_ · Sept 2
Replying to @doraemon

I can't believe you lestappies are still around through all this…..

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caroline 🦭
@lovelysimply

GENUINELY WHAT COULD CHARLES HAVE TO BE UPSET ABOUT HE LITERALLY JUST WON A RACE????? MAX WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM????

3:08 PM · Sept 2, 2024


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elana
@letters4leclerc

Charles Leclerc could slam me against a wall any time

5:47 PM · Sept 2, 2024


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shadow @sharrheartleclerc · Sept 2
Replying to @letters4leclerc

amen🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

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aaleyah¹⁶ @aaleyahleclerc16 · Sept 2
Replying to @letters4leclerc

same

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becca4 @lnn444 · Sept 2
Replying to @letters4leclerc

youre so real for this

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CHARLES LECLERC CAUGHT IN OFF-TRACK BATTLE WITH MAX VERSTAPPEN
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VAMPIER FERRARI-COUREUR BETRAPT MET VECHTENDE FAE RED BULL-COUREUR | FORMULE 1
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IL VAMPIRO PREDESTINATO O VOLATILE? LECLERC SFIDA CON VERSTAPPEN DOPO LA VITTORIA DI MONZA
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LECLERC FILMÉ EN TRAIN DE NUIRE À VERSTAPPEN APRÈS SA VICTOIRE À MONZA – RIVALITÉ MAGIQUE
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EL FERRARI DIVER LECLERC SE ENFADA Y GOLPEA AL CAMPEÓN VERSTAPPEN
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RedBull Racing✅
@redbullracing

💙❤️

Scuderia Ferrari HP @scuderiaferrari · Sept 2

Regarding the recent video of Charles Leclerc, we understand that many of you find this video unprofessional and not appropriate, and we formally apologise on behalf of our driver.

However this is a competitive, high adrenaline sport. Sometimes emotions from the race boil over and cause incidents such as this, we are aware this is not an excuse, and so is Charles. We as a team will take steps moving forward to prevent incidents like this going forward. Thank you.

4:01 AM · Sept 3, 2024


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ethan 🇻🇳
@ethanguyen92

Ferrari not even acknowledging the speciesist allegations as always. why are we even surprised??

9:33 AM · Sept 3, 2024


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olivia @bangtanisfate · Sept 3
Replying to @ethanguyen92

‘as always’ ? When else have Ferrari faced these allegations. New fan here.

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ethan 🇻🇳 @ethanguyen92 · Sept 3
Replying to @bangtanisfate @ethanguyen92

When haven't they is a better option honestly. There's been a scandal pretty much every year since the dawn of time. Some years are worse tho, like 2008, 1997, 1983, 2015, 1976, etc.

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will
@wwxwasheree

there is no way Leclerc would do something like this in the open without being *massively* provoked his PR training is too deeply ingrained for a stunt like this

11:52 AM · Sept 3, 2024


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chance

@3riacha · Sept 3
Replying to @wwxwasheree

blaming this on max is crazy

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will @wwxwasheree · Sept 3
Replying to @3riacha @wwxwasheree

didn't even even mention his name and you fuckass Verstappen cocksuckers are already here.

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fallon | FORZA FERRARI‼️
@tifosiisofit

Leclerc should genuinely face a penalty or fine or some shit bc of this this isn't okay. why is every trying to pretend he didn't straight up lift Verstappen off the fucking ground in anger?

1:26 PM · Sept 3, 2024


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0lani @aysansbottom · Sept 3
Replying to @tifosiisofit

did Max get a pen for fighting ocon? No. Why is this any different, because its your driver getting smacked around this time? Get a life.

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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️
@slhfqww

Red Bull admin is a pussy that vampire fuck needs to be put in his place. He can't just stroll around wherever he likes and assert dominance like some kind of fucking animal. Get a grip

4:07 PM · Sept 3, 2024


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kiki 🩸

@kikiayrah · Sept 3
Replying to @slhfqww

You're a fucking Fae aren't you? No one else would call a vamp an animal like that so boldly. Go back to hugging trees or whatever the fuck you do

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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️ @slhfqww · Sept 3
Replying to @kikiayrah @slhfqww

vampire bitch. go kill an innocent human and call it ‘instinct’. blocked.

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GPDA

Albono, calamar🦑🤍, Carlos🌶, Franco Colapinto, Gabriel Borteleto, Isack Hadjar, Liam Lawson

Today

Lando

Yevon glyph ESPN
Charles Leclerc caught in off track battle with Max Verstappen!

LMAOO????

9:34

Gabriel Borteleto

?

9:36

LH🏆🔥

🤣

9:36

Liam Lawson

in public???

9:36

Nico Hulkenberg

you guys should be more careful about cameras…

9:36

Yuki Tsunoda

this is just gross…🤢

9:37

Oliver Bearman

Why is it gross that they're fighting?

9:37

calamar🦑🤍

I cannot believe they got away with this 😂

9:37

Kimi Antonelli

Why are we laughing?

9:38

Carlos🌶️

9:38

Albono

What's the bet that this was them pushing the boundaries of the ‘rivalry’ narrative 😂

9:38

Isack Hadjar

You

Why is it gross that they're fighting?

Seconded. I'm confused?

9:39

George

Have all the rookies signed the relationship NDA?

9:39

Franco

👍

9:39

Gabriel Borteleto

We all have.

9:39

Kimi Antonelli

Yes

9:40

calamar🦑🤍

Max and Charles weren't fighting in that video 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🤭😂

9:40

Oliver Bearman

Wait seriously?

9:40

Lando

Ah the ‘lestappen’ is real realisation….good times

9:40

You

this is so embarrassing🫣

9:41

Max Verstappen

It is funny how wrong the media reads it.

9:41

Albono

All they see is the fae-vampire rivalry now🤣

9:41

Oscar Piastri

I didn't realise that was such a big deal?

9:42

Lando

Oscar we should test it too 😉😉😉😉😉

9:42

Oliver Bearman

Flirting in the GPDA chat is crazy behaviour......

9:42

You

Can we please not discuss this?????

9:43

Jecht

This is not appropr

Notes:

NO BC HOW DID I DO ALL THAT PLANNING SO IT LINED UP WITH ACTUAL RACES IN THE 2024 SEASON BUT IT TOOK ME UNTIL ID COMPLETELY FORMATTED THIS ENTIRE FIC TO REALISE THE ROOKIES WOULDNT BE IN THE 2024 SEASON GPDA CHAT😭😭😭😭😭

Guys im a fucking idiot…..

I could go back and change it but can i be bothered? No. I might do it in a couple weeks time but you all just have to deal w it for now.

And this is fanfiction. Suspend your disbelief or some shit idk (im so sorry i actually cant believe i did this my god)

Also this didn't get a final proofread bc I'm at work and it's a public holiday and it's busy asf pray for me

ANYWAY

since AO3 will be down tomorrow, no update!!! In the meantime I have provided a list of a few of my favourite longfics in the dropdown box below!! Download some fics before it's too late!!!

Some of my recent fav F1 longfics (all completed and 100K+)

2025 Championship battle (different from IRL) where Oscar goes villain mode.
Warnings for dubcon (Oscar let's Lando fuck him when he lowkey doesnt want to) and SEVERE LANDO AND MCLAREN BASHING.

Lestappen Mob/Gang au where Charles is the last surviving son of the Ferrari Mafia empire trying to take out the guy who killed his family (Mattia Binotto) and he falls in love w Max, who is Dutch mafia boss, and Max doesn't know who he is hehehehe.
ABSOLUTE PEAK!!!!!!

This is a series!!! Biological Dom/sub au, landoscar. Lando is a sub formula 1 driver who uses Oscar's dom ASMR videos (literally so iconic).

Landoscar fem!Oscar that is basically just pwp for 100k words.....this is very femdom and includes pegging and it's everything ive ever wanted. I'm on chapter 8 rn rn and will read after I finish my shift.

come yell at me for being stupid on tumblr!!!!

Chapter 4

Notes:

Damn. That ao3 maintenance was really anticlimactic. I went to my aunt's for dinner, watched a movie with my cousin, went to bed 'early' (midnight), woke up for work at 6 and I had notifications for new ao3 comments, meaning it went back up while I was asleep. Didn't even have time to panic that much.

So! Here's chapter 4 :) just one more to go!!! And thank you all so much for 100 followers on tumblr, it's the most I've ever had anywhere and I know it's an arbitrary number but it made me really happy :3.

Hope you enjoy :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Oscar Piastri

Oscar Piastri, You

Today

Hey, Charles

11:07

I'm so sorry to keep putting this on you but they've done it again.

11:07

What the fuck?

11:19

This is a vampire rights violation Oscar.

11:19

I'll speak with them over the break, I promise. I'll never bring this up to you again.

11:20

No, I'm not upset with you. Ask me whenever you need.

11:20

I'll meet you outside the Ferrari motorhome, bring a backpack.

11:20

I'll help organise things with the AEV over the break too if needed, keep me updated.

11:21

Thank you so much, you're a lifesaver.

11:21

I'll be over in 5.

11:21

Jecht

No probl


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Mon cœur❤

You, Mon cœur❤

Today

max please message me when you get this

2:36

Charlie? Are you alright?

3:01

I didn't eat before the race

3:01

I had a little bit in the garage but I came back to the motorhome really quickly

3:01

I forgot I gave my supply to Oscar

3:01

I'm sorry I know you're celebrating p2 with the team

3:02

but if you get the chance can you swing by the ferrari garage and grab a few bags for me??? Someone is waiting there to unlock it for you.

3:02

No problem. Glad I checked my phone before I left the paddock. I'll head over now

3:02

thank you

3:03

I'm so sorry

3:03

Is there a reason you can't come yourself? Or send one of your entourage???

3:07

I don't want anyone to see me like this

3:07

omw

3:08

Jecht

I lov


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ESPN F1
@espnf1

BREAKING: Max Verstappen photographed smuggling several blood bags from Ferrari’s blood bags after the Singapore Grand Prix

9:12 AM · Sept 23, 2024


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toya ✴️ @koboyashicore · Sept 23
Replying to @espnf1

this is way too far.

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Mia @pialec_ · Sept 23
Replying to @espnf1

OH MY FUCKING GOD????

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Jax @prodby331 · Sept 23
Replying to @espnf1

Right in the open? After a P2? Whats the context here.

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vivian1 @vivirse · Sept 23
Replying to @espnf1

I can't defined you anymore max

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lulu @44sung @44sung · Sept 23
Replying to @espnf1

This kind of behaviour CANT go unpunished

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MAX VERSTAPPEN SEEN STEALING BLOOD FROM FERRARI GARAGE
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DE VENCEDOR A CRIMINOSO — VERSTAPPEN É PEGADO ROUBANDO DA FERRARI
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VERSTAPPEN BESCHULDIGD VAN STELEN VAN BLOED VAN LECLERC NA GP SINGAPORE
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LA RIVALITÉ FÉE-VAMPIRE POUSSÉE TROP LOIN — MAX VERSTAPPEN SURPRIS EN TRAIN DE VOLER DU SANG
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EL GANADOR DEL SINGAPORE GP ROBA MÁS QUE LA GLORIA
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mimi 🧸🩹
@drearyonyx

HOLY SHIT VERSTAPPEN TOOK IT WAY TOO FAR

11:14 AM · Sept 23, 2024


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hayden ericsson
@haydene99

it serves the vamps right. keeping blood on the track like it's a light snack when people need that shit to live. what percentage of blood donations actually go to people in need again?

12:09 PM · Sept 23, 2024


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yaz #LEWISP1BABY
@g3t1nth3r3

Max once again proves that while he's a phenomenal racer, he’ll never be a good person.

2:44 PM · Sept 23, 2024


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pat⁶
@wdc6hadjar

NO GENUINELY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT???? MAX JUST STEALING BLOOD FROM FERRARI IN PLAIN FUCKING SIGHT???

4:57 PM · Sept 23, 2024


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r @yvesthirtythree · Sept 23
Replying to @wdc6hadjar

no fr don't they have locks and guards on those things??? Can anyone just walk up and take it????

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pat⁶ @wdc6hadjar · Sept 23
Replying to @yvesthirtythree @wdc6hadjar

literally!!!!!

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jake🌶️
@4carlos55

If Verstappen isn't fined for this F1 is a joke.

7:36 PM · Sept 23, 2024


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Paul C. @paulchristian · Sept 23
Replying to @4carlos55

none of you would survive 1980s f1 ffs. this is so tame

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jake🌶️ @4carlos55 · Sept 23
Replying to @paulchristian @4carlos55

this isn't the fucking 80s boomer. max just committed a crime. even if the fia doesn't fine him ferrari will easily destroy him in court💀💀💀

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xavi¹⁶³³
@for1633

Post-race??? Max you've already fucking got a podium what is even the point of that??? It doesn't even affect Charles race???

9:02 PM · Sept 23, 2024


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zaxh @goatmilton · Sept 23
Replying to @for1633

professional hater fr💀💀💀

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max (not verstappen)
@supermaxmaxmax

Deadass there has to be some explanation bc no way my goat would commit a crime so openly for no fucking reason

10:42 PM · Sept 23, 2024


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Charlie❤

You, Charlie❤

Today

Yevon glyph ESPN
Max Verstappen seen stealing blood from Ferrari garage

I'm so fucking sorry chéri

21:20

for fucks sake

22:13

Jecht

not your faul

Notes:

Damn. That ao3 maintenance was really anticlimactic. I went to my aunt's for dinner, watched a movie with my cousin, went to bed 'early' (midnight), woke up for work at 6 and I had notifications for new ao3 comments, meaning it went back up while I was asleep. Didn't even have time to panic that much.

So! Here's chapter 4 :) just one more to go!!! And thank you all so much for 100 followers on tumblr, it's the most I've ever had anywhere and I know it's an arbitrary number but it made me really happy :3.

Hope you enjoyed :)

Chapter 5

Notes:

ITS HEREEEEEEEE

Thank you all for commenting and kudosing and generally reading :].

A reminder that this is part of my wider f1 supernatural auverse, which you can find the only other published fic for on my tumblr ;).
There's more coming!!! I promise :3

(there isn't a series just yet BC I've never managed to make it to 3 fics in a series, and this is the second. But if/when I post a third there will be a series made so stay tuned)

Come yell at me on tumblr!!!!!

Hope you enjoy :)

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

kaitlyn | 🩸
@harryssledger

I'm a vampire but I too would let Max Verstappen invade my territory if you catch my drift

8:11 AM · Sept 25, 2024


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kaitlyn | 🩸 @harryssledger · Sept 25
Replying to @harryssledger

SOMEONE FROM MY COVENANT FOUND THIS AND REPORTED ME TO THE ELDERS 😭😭😭😭

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m4
@ln4luv

radio silence from red bull and ferrari you'd think if this was a criminal investigation it would be everywhere already

11:47 PM · Sept 26, 2024


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jordan 🦇
@classvjordans

says the human💀

martin 🥐 @merevida · Sept 28

Everyone is taking this shit way too seriously. Stealing food from your opponent is a weak ass mind game and makes no sense, it doesn't deserve this kind of outrage

5:34 PM · Sept 29, 2024


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martin 🥐 @merevida · Sept 29
Replying to @classvjordans

what has my species got to do with anything????

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jordan 🦇 @classvjordans · Sept 29
Replying to @merevida @classvjordans

dude. Blood is not simply ‘food’. Ik I'm not going to change your mind about this but if you're genuinely curious go read the NYT article from 2010. It's called ‘interview w a vampire' or smth.

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w🌊55
@4carlos55

WHERE IS THE CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION??? WHERE IS THE FIA STATEMENT???? WHY IS VERSTAPPEN BEING ALLOWED TO RACE THIS WEEKEND????

10:13 AM · Oct 1, 2024


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georgia’s ll30 @thatonelawsonfan · Oct 1
Replying to @4carlos55

no deadass why hasn't action been taken….if he shows up to media day like nothings wrong I will be pissed like what even

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esther 🌳
@estherr05

verstappen is giving Fae such a bad fucking rep with this😭🙏🙏🙏 there's so few of us that aren't fucked off in forests somewhere max you can't be reinforcing stereotypes like this…

12:58 AM · Oct 3, 2024


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ceris 🔮 @cerisve · Oct 3
Replying to @estherr05

Is it really a stereotype if it's clearly true💀💀💀💀??

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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️
@slhfqww

free my boy max verstappen he did nothing wrong

1:23 PM · Oct 7, 2024


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kiki 🩸 @kikiayrah · Oct 7
Replying to @slhfqww

literally stfu bitchass fae

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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️ @slhfqww · Oct 7
Replying to @kikiayrah @slhfqww

IM CRYING did you follow me on a burner after we argued last time so we could argue more???? That's so fucking funny get a life

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kiki 🩸 @kikiayrah · Oct 7
Replying to @slhfqww @kikiayrah

do you think I care enough about a freak of nature like you enough to do that?

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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️ @slhfqww · Oct 7
Replying to @kikiayrah @slhfqww

go back to your coffin you blood sucking demon

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kiki 🩸 @kikiayrah · Oct 7
Replying to @slhfqww @kikiayrah

not before you go back to your fairytale forest you prancing fairy

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peter | LH44 @petermackintyre02 · Oct 7
Replying to @kikiayrah @slhfqww

Oh the fae-vampire rivalry is a real thing. Okay then.

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From: [email protected]

CC: [email protected]

Subject: Emergency PR Strategy

To: Charles Leclerc, Max Verstappen

Attached: minutes_240923 (64 KB) Emergency Strategy 240923 - Driver Copy (97 KB)

To Charles Leclerc, Max Verstappen, and whomever else it may concern.

I have gone ahead and attached the minutes from last night's emergency online meeting, as well as the complete breakdown of the strategy we agreed upon.

On behalf of the Ferrari public relations team, thank you all for your punctual cooperation in this matter.

Sincerely,

Hanna Gilliardi, Head of Public Relations at Scuderia Ferrari

 


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Charlie🤍

You,Charlie🤍

Today

has media day been okay for you?

13:26

yes.

13:35

good

13:35

for me too.

13:36

the few weeks break probably helped.

13:36

thank god for that.

13:37

I'm still so sorry

13:37

Stop apologising. If anything we can blame McLaren.

13:38

I am more upset that everyone jumped to the worst conclusion about me so quickly.

13:38

Do not take it personally chéri❤

13:39

We’ve been playing up the rivalry for months, of course they will see this is a natural evolution.

13:39

They think I hate you Charlie. Does that not bother you?

13:40

But you don't hate me, of course. It doesn't matter what everyone thinks.

13:40

17:03

How about this.

17:03

If I win this weekend we kiss. If not we keep following the PR strategy

17:26

😮?

17:26

You want to come out

17:46

Yes👍.

17:48

Should we not discuss this with the teams first?

17:48

Fuck the teams. I want to do it. I know you want to as well. Let's do it.

17:49

Alright. And what happens when I win?

17:49

Confident are we?

17:50

I don't like you pretending I'm not even in the fight.

17:50

When I win this weekend, I will kiss you. And even if you win, I will be on the podium too, and I will kiss you then.

17:51

Bring it on Charlie😼❤

17:51

Jecht


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Nicolas Todt

You, Nicolas Todt

Today

Nicolas

17:26

Charles!! Congrats on the win!! How did you get your phone in the cool down room??

17:26

No tjme

17:26

Max anf me r goung to kiss on thr pidium

17:26

What.

17:26

Tell pr

17:26

And resbull

17:26

Okay bue

17:26

CHARLES WHAT

17:26

Jecht


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Formula 1
@formula1

Congratulations to reigning drivers champion Max Verstappen and Ferrari driver Charles Leclerc, not only for their P3 and P1 finishes at Cota this weekend, but for publicly revealing their romantic relationship with a stunning podium kiss! 💋🏆🍾🎉

3:01 PM · Oct 20, 2024


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tyson @t4tyson · Oct 20
Replying to @formula1

has this twt been hacked?

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maya1633 @for1633 · Oct 20
Replying to @formula1

The way I screamed when I saw it on my fucking god

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olivia @maxsolivia · Oct 20
Replying to @formula1

THE ONE TIME I MISS A PODIUM CEREMONY THIS SHIT HAPPENS?????

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nathan @thatonejensonbuttonfan · Oct 20
Replying to @formula1

oh the lestappies are going to be so insufferable💀💀💀💀

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charlie’s charlie
@cl16cl04

ijbol either that video from after monza was a lovers spat or….

3:24 PM · Oct 20, 2024


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britney (rosberg) @43bjnk · Oct 20
Replying to @cl16cl04

👀👀

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fallon | JJK | OP81 @onclrgl · Oct 20
Replying to @cl16cl04

Oh ew in public?????

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victoria14
@ls18fa14

MAX WAS GETTING THAT BLOOD FOR HIS BOYFIE GUYS FALSE ALARM

4:16 PM · Oct 20, 2024


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lia @lecrlecvers · Oct 20
Replying to @ls18fa14

vindication!!!!

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cassidyjjk7 @f1kpopgirlie
@f1kpopgirlie

First podium kiss since brocedes 2015 we’re so fucking back

6:08 PM · Oct 20, 2024


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zoe | dan heng e6
@zzxx66

we’re such idiots oh my god there's so many sexually charged moments btwn mv and cl we all wrote off bc of the whole bloodline rivalry……

7:49 PM · Oct 20, 2024


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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️
@slhfqww

I can't believe max would betray his kind like this.

6:34 AM · Oct 21, 2024


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kiki 🩸 @kikiayrah · Oct 21
Replying to @slhfqww

Honestly, I can't believe Charles would do this either.

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enzo | 🧝🏼‍♂️ @slhfqww · Oct 21
Replying to @kikiayrah @slhfqww

DMS?

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kiki 🩸 @kikiayrah · Oct 21
Replying to @slhfqww @kikiayrah

yeah.

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ah | comms open!! @aceywacey · Oct 21
Replying to @kikiayrah @slhfqww

Oh my god real life fae-vamp yaoi

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imogen4
@ln4life

Lando being all happy on the podium despite third wheeling the lestappen reveal😭😭😭 I love him so much🥺

8:14 AM · Oct 21, 2024


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paloma | AA23 @albonaloma · Oct 21
Replying to @ln4life

‘And your friend Steve’ vibes

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nikita loves lando🧡🖤 @onlynik · Oct 21
Replying to @ln4life

bless him he's so happy for them ♥️

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Lando Norris ☑️ @LandoNorris · Oct 21
Replying to @onlynik @ln4life

happy that the rest of you get to suffer with us more like

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nikita loves lando🧡🖤 @onlynik · Oct 21
Replying to @LandoNorris @onlynik @ln4life

LANDO????

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max (not verstappen)
@supermaxmaxmax

never letting you all forget that you thought max would commit a genuinely horrible crime In full view of the entire paddock and then wouldn’t be immediately fined and banned from the sport

10:15 AM · Oct 21, 2024


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artemis1644 @tifosiisofit · Oct 21
Replying to @supermaxmaxmax

No seriously did everyone think the Ferrari blood fridge was unguarded and they just let Max walk in and take it?????

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holly’s f1 era
@cs55ln4

CONGRATS LESTAPPEN 🎉🎉🎉🎉 MANIFESTING THIS ENERGY FOR CARLANDO NEXT🙏🙏🙏🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

12:11 AM · Oct 21, 2024


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group icon

GPDA

You, Albono, calamar🦑🤍, Checo, Kevin Magnussen, Liam Lawson, Nico Hulkenberg,

Today

Yuki Tsunoda

Yevon glyph Formula 1 on X | Congratulations to Max Verstappen and Charles Leclerc for coming out

I am now homophobic

14:52

Liam Lawson

??????????

14:52

calamar🦑🤍

He’s joking dont be so concerned 😂

14:53

Lewis Hamilton

Congratulations Charles, Max!!!! 🥳

14:53

Kevin Magnussen

Yes. Congratulations.

14:53

Franco Colapinto

Congrats!

14:54

Yes! This is a big moment!

14:54

Lando

Thank god we don’t have to deal with them alone anymore….

14:54

Lance

amen🙏

14:55

Carlos🌶

imagine being teammates with one of them…

14:55

Checo

yes.

14:55

George

Thank you for your sacrifices😂

14:56

You

Thank you all😊

14:56

Mon cœur

14:56

Oscar

How much do your pr teams hate you right now?

14:57

You

A lot! 😄

14:57

Lando

Oscar!!!! We should kiss on the podium next!!!! we can’t let them be the best fae-vampire grid couple!!!

14:57

Carlos🌶

The public doesn’t even know that you are fae Lando

14:58

Lando

not yet they don’t

14:58

Albono

he’s gone offline….

14:58

Mon cœur❤

Someone stop him before he does something stupid...

14:59

Jecht

🤣

Notes:

ITS DONEEEEEE

Thank you all for commenting and kudosing and generally reading :].

A reminder that this is part of my wider f1 supernatural auverse, which you can find the only other published fic for on my tumblr ;).
There's more coming!!! I promise :3

(there isn't a series just yet BC I've never managed to make it to 3 fics in a series, and this is the second. But if/when I post a third there will be a series made so stay tuned)

Come yell at me on tumblr!!!!!

Hope you enjoyed :)

Notes:

edit: Hey! I see a lot of people are super interested in the formatting for this, and I can't take credit for coming up with these designs, I used this guide for tweets and this guide for whatsapp.

And if anyone would like to do something in this style but cant be bothered with formatting, feel free to hit me up on tumblr :), I would be totally down to do it for you :3