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The door to Crowley's office hesitantly creaked open, as a curious head peeped around it to glance around the room. Letting out a sigh, the door swung fully open and in walked Yuu, securely clutching a sizeable pile of paperwork and reports to her chest.
"Sigh.. of course that Crow bastard isn't here.." She groaned as she slowly approached his desk.
Yuu wasn't confused about Crowley's lack of presence. She was more.. pissed off. Every time there was a minor inconvenience involving him, or whenever something occurred, he would thrust all his responsibilities onto Yuu as if he wasn't the Headmage himself.
It was pathetic. But it's not like there was much Yuu could do about it. She was trapped in a foreign world far from home and all alone, save for a few friends and aquaintances she had made during her time here at Night Raven College. Crowley was the one providing Yuu with shelter, whilst he worked to find a way to send her home- at least, that's what he claims to have been doing.. So for now, she was stuck here, doing all of Crowley's work whilst attending school daily alongside the other students.
After placing the heap of sheets onto the Crow bastard's desk, Yuu decided it would be a fun idea to snoop around his office for a short while, in search of useful blackmail resources as a form of revenge.
"It's not like anyone's here to stop me.. right? I'll make it quick, hehehe..."
She started by sorting through all the volumes on the oversized vintage-looking bookshelf situated on the right-hand side of the room. There was sure to be something interesting there..
"Come on.. he HAS to be hiding something..!!"
Yuu sat there for a good 3 minutes, carelessly tossing books to the side if they failed to be of interest to her. A while later, she noticed that an extensive mountain of books had built up beside her. It looked ready to fall and completely flatten her at any given moment. However, she didn't falter, and continued to sort through these books as if nothing happened.
"'Beginner's guide to alchemy'.. Nope.. 'Top 10 most delectable recipes from the Scalding sands'.. He could just google it.. '567 facts about bald eagles' ..why does he even have this..?"
After what seemed like an eternity of searching and tossing, Yuu felt ready to give up. It didn't feel like she was going anywhere with this. Perhaps Crowley truly didn't have any embarrassing secrets after all..
That was when she layed eyes on it.
"Huh.. what's that.?" Yuu wondered aloud as she slowly reached for the book.
"What..?" Her eyes widened as she stared in horror at the book in her hands. "No way... Holy shit dude..."
'Pretty Pink Magical Cuties- Glitter Blast!'
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"THE STUPID BIRD READS MAGICAL GIRL MANGA?!?!?!"
This was it. The ultimate weapon. With this, she could blackmail him into doing anything for her. She would have him practically wrapped around her fingers..!
"KYAHAHAHEHE... I'm just about invincible now!!" Yuu burst out laughing as she jumped up from the cold marble floor she was sitting on. Eyes closed as she howled, she began striding backwards, failing to notice the stray book on the floor right behind her.
"HEHEHEuuh-WooaaAAHH!!!!" The girl shrieked, falling backwards into an antique cabinet stacked with vials and glass bottles of unfamiliar potions situated on the right-hand side of Crowley's desk.
*SMASH*
Yuu collided with the shelf, igniting in a domino effect which ultimately ended up with her being utterly drenched by a strange violet liquid which had once inhabited a now shattered glass vial.
"Agh.. what the..." Was all she could manage to say, before her vision concludily faded into black.