Archive of Our Own ^beta

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PikaTrainer has created a new chat!

PikaTrainer has added ParadoxOblivion, LeafyChef, Techno_Master, BlazingVolcano, Water_Queen, Moonlight_Muse and Aether_Rebel!

PikaTrainer has named the chat Alola Survivors GC!

PikaTrainer: sup everyone

Moonlight_Muse: Hi!

Leafy_Chef: Ash why did you make a gc

ParadoxOblivion: why tf am i here Ash

Techno_Master: wait who the fuck is @ParadoxOblivion

PikaTrainer: ohhhh right you guys dont know her yet

PikaTrainer: @ParadoxOblivion is my sister

ParadoxOblivion: older sister to be exact, and my name is Azuki

Moonlight_Muse: Ash?! You never told us you had a sister

Aether_Rebel: wtf is going on-

ParadoxOblivion: check the previous messages emo boi

ParadoxOblivion: btw Ash told me all about you guys

ParadoxOblivion: so dont think i wont know about you guys

Water_Queen: i put my phone down for 5 minutes and ash started a gc??? really??

PikaTrainer: i was bored

ParadoxOblivion: so why am i in it?

PikaTrainer: UR MY SISTER FOR ARCEUS’ SAKE WHY AM I NOT ALLOWED TO ADD YOU??

ParadoxOblivion: do you want me to ask reshi to roast you over a fire.

PikaTrainer: NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

BlazingVolcano: who’s reshi?

PikaTrainer: her Reshiram

Water_Queen: WHAT THE FUCK—

LeafyChef: A LEGENDARY???

ParadoxOblivion: :/

ParadoxOblivion: —— One image attached ——

Techno_Master: :0

Water_Queen: I THOUGHT YOU WERE CAPPING???

ParadoxOblivion: nope :P

PikaTrainer: btw do you guys know what do we do for the hw

LeafyChef: ASH IS THIS WHY YOU CREATED THIS GC

PikaTrainer: …i was bored

PikaTrainer: and im scared to ask professor kukui

Moonlight_Muse: Ash, the homework was to complete the worksheet that Professor Kukui gave us this morning

PikaTrainer: THANK YOU LILLIE YOU SAVED MY LIFE

Moonlight_Muse: No problem Ash

PikaTrainer: so anyways i gotta do the hw and sleep soon

PikaTrainer: gn everyone bye

Moonlight_Muse: Goodnight everyone! See you tomorrow! 

LeafyChef: Byeee! :)

Water_Queen: sayonara and gn @all

BlazingVolcano: Bye :))

Techno_Master: Night everyone!

Aether_Rebel: i would say bye but i was already gone anyways

Techno_Master: WHEN WERE YOU HERE??

ParadoxOblivion: since whatever time Ash made this gc

Aether_Rebel: true

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PikaTrainer: guys question

PikaTrainer: pineapple on pizza: good or trash

BlazingVolcano: ITS TRASH. ITS THE WORST IDEA HUMANITY EVER HAD

PikaTrainer: HELL NO ITS AMAZING

BlazingVolcano: NO

BlazingVolcano: FUCKING

Blazing Volcano: WAY

BlazingVolcano: FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA

PikaTrainer: NAH BRO UR JUST SCARED OF FLAVOR

PikaTrainer: JUST ADMIT IT

BlazingVolcano: FLAVOR????

BlazingVolcano: IT TASTES LIKE SHIT WHAT IN THE NAME OF ARCEUS DO YOU MEAN BY FLAVOR

Techno_Master: what the heck is going on

Water_Queen: i think they're fighting

Water_Queen: over pineapple on pizza

Techno_Master: im screenshotting this lmao

ParadoxOblivion: -- 1 video attached --

ParadoxOblivion: Ash currently screaming at his phone :/

ParadoxOblivion: why am i his sister

LeafyChef: yknow sometimes i forget ur his sister

LeafyChef: no offense

ParadoxOblivion: dont worry its fine

ParadoxOblivion: i wonder why im his sister anyways lol

PikaTrainer: MALLOW BACK ME UP RN CUZ PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS GREAT 🍍🍕

BlazingVolcano: MALLOW IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM IM NEVER LETTING YOU COOK AGAIN

LeafyChef: wtf-

LeafyChef: also im the chef here not you two

LeafyChef: and pineapple on pizza is good if you know how to cook it properly

PikaTrainer: THANK YOU

PikaTrainer: SEE KIAWE?? CHEF CERTIFIED

BlazingVolcano: BETRAYAL. BETRAYAL ON ALL SIDES

ParadoxOblivion: betrayal would be serving bland ass food and calling it 'traditional'

ParadoxOblivion: also Kiawe ur taste palate is as basic asf AND DID YOU FORGET TOMATO IS A DAMN FRUIT FOR ARCEUS' SAKE

PikaTrainer: OHHHHH KIAWE'S ROASTED

ParadoxOblivion: and both of you type in all caps like ur 3rd graders fighting over weird shit

ParadoxOblivion: but ngl watching my stupid brother and a volcano with anger issues screaming at each other fighting over topping on pizza is peak entertainment.

Water_Queen: DAMN AZUKI CHILL

ParadoxOblivion: never :)

PikaTrainer: AZUKI YOU BETRAYER

PikaTrainer: UR MEANT TO BE ON MY SIDE. UR MY SISTER

ParadoxOblivion: being ur sibling just means i have more rights to roast you

LeafyChef: also kiawe ur yelling like a pineapple just stole ur marowak

Techno_Master: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

Water_Queen: imagine kiawe and ash getting roasted by ash's sister and an actual chef

ParadoxOblivion: correction: two chefs. i cook also cuz ash's cooking tastes like shit

Moonlight_Muse: I don’t usually get involved in these things, but...technically, pineapple on pizza can be valid if the sweetness is balanced by savory elements.

BlazingVolcano: LILLIE THIS ISNT A DEBATE CLUB

PikaTrainer: OH FINALLY WE AGREE ON SOMETHING. THIS IS WAR NOW

BlazingVolcano: LILLIE WHY ARE YOU TYPING THIS LIKE IT'S A DAMN FINAL ESSAY

Moonlight_Muse: Because I respect grammar. Unlike you two.

Water_Queen: lillie this is a gc. you dont need grammar to text yknow

Techno_Master: does she always use grammar when texting?

Aether_Rebel: yes.

PikaTrainer: WHEN WERE YOU HERE

ParadoxOblivion: for Arceus' sake Ash you literally added him yourself. btw he's a dumbass dont mind him everyone

LeafyChef: yea its obvious by now he kinda is one

Water_Queen: so is this why the chat is called Alola Survivors GC

ParadoxOblivion: he just didnt know what to name the gc

Aether_Rebel: ...this gc is feral

ParadoxOblivion: its always been feral since the beginning wtf do you mean

LeafyChef: ANYWAYS, chef's final verdict: Ash and Kiawe stfu and let me cook, and pineapple on pizza is valid

LeafyChef: end of discussion

Aether_Rebel: ...this gc needs therapy

ParadoxOblivion: nah therapy is shit. trust me. especially when ur forced to go

Techno_Master: ????

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PikaTrainer: bro why tf is everyone awake rn??? it’s 5AM THERE’S NO SCHOOL TODAY

BlazingVolcano: shut the fuck up ash u texted first 💀

PikaTrainer: BECAUSE I WOKE UP AND YALL WERE ALREADY ONLINE

Techno_Master: ngl i just rolled over and saw my phone buzz.

LeafyChef: i literally just opened my eyes. who tf wakes up at 5am on a weekend 😭

Water_Queen: i do not approve of this chaos.

ParadoxOblivion: correction: you all just woke up. i never slept.

PikaTrainer: WHAT DO U MEAN U NEVER SLEPT. ur insane

ParadoxOblivion: beast of paradox, bro. sleep is optional.

BlazingVolcano: OPTIONAL??? WTF IS WRONG WITH U. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY BEAST OF PARADOS

ParadoxOblivion: everything. and dont ask

LeafyChef: nah seriously. how much do u even sleep.

PikaTrainer: yeah let’s guess rn.

Techno_Master: oh this is gonna be good.

Water_Queen: fine. i say Azuki sleeps maybe…3 hours a night?

BlazingVolcano: no way. she probs like 1 hour max.

PikaTrainer: Azuki needs sleep therapy fr

ParadoxOblivion: nah. sleep is a scam.

Moonlight_Muse: I agree with Ash. It is genuinely unhealthy to go without adequate sleep. Eight to nine hours are recommended for our age.

PikaTrainer: SEE LILLIE GETS IT

Moonlight_Muse: Azuki, sleep is not a scam. Sleep is a biological necessity.

Aether_Rebel: …tell that to Azuki, who probably thinks REM cycles are optional DLC.

ParadoxOblivion: ^ facts tho

PikaTrainer: OK BUT NEW GAME. how many hours of sleep do we all actually get?

Techno_Master: ...oh no

BlazingVolcano: this is gonna expose me

ParadoxOblivion: I have the receipts.

PikaTrainer: WHAT THE FUCK AZUKI-

Water_Queen: she's gonna roast us all isnt she

ParadoxOblivion: Sleep Logs (don't ask how I got them)

• Azuki (ParadoxOblivion): avg 1 hour (lowest).

• Gladion (Aether_Rebel): avg 3.5 hours.

• Ash (PikaTrainer): avg 6 hours.

• Kiawe (BlazingVolcano): avg 5.5 hours.

• Mallow (LeafyChef): avg 7 hours.

• Lana (Water_Queen): avg 7.5 hours.

• Sophocles (Techno_Master): avg 5.2 hours.

• Lillie (Moonlight_Muse): avg 8 hours (perfect).

PikaTrainer: LMFAOOO AZUKI 2 HOURS?? WTF

BlazingVolcano: BRO WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO ALL NIGHT

ParadoxOblivion: beating you all at life.

Aether_Rebel: wow. only 1 hour. congratulations on being a walking corpse.

ParadoxOblivion: says the boy with 3.5. congrats on being runner-up corpse. 🏆

Aether_Rebel: …

PikaTrainer: LMFAO SHE GOT YOU

Moonlight_Muse: Azuki, this is not healthy. You need at least 8 hours of rest.

ParadoxOblivion: …i’ve been like this for years. i’m fine.

Moonlight_Muse: You are not fine.

ParadoxOblivion: i’m literally immortal. you think i care about REM cycles? 💀

LeafyChef: BEAST OF PARADOX EXCUSES OMG 💀

Aether_Rebel: yeah she literally pulls the “i’m immortal” card every time she gets called out.

BlazingVolcano: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU FUNCTIONAL ON TWO HOURS??

ParadoxOblivion: spite. natural talent.

Aether_Rebel: …and chaos.

ParadoxOblivion: …and roasting Ash in his dms

PikaTrainer: SO THAT’S WHY MY DMS HAVE BEEN BLOWING UP ALL NIGHT

Aether_Rebel: of course.

Moonlight_Muse: Gladion, you also need more sleep. 3.5 hours is unacceptable.

Aether_ Rebel: …don’t mom me, Lillie.

Moonlight_Muse: I am your younger sister. You should be setting an example, yet you are clearly not.

PikaTrainer: LMFAO LILLIE CALLING YOU OUT

Techno_Master: chaos squad energy rn.

Water_Queen: …i feel like the only normal person here.

ParadoxOblivion: nah, you’re average. i’m abnormal. Gladion’s emo. Ash is dumb

PikaTrainer: WTF

Aether_Rebel: …she’s not wrong though.

PikaTrainer: BRO STOP AGREEING WITH HER

Moonlight_Muse: Azuki, you could at least attempt a normal sleep schedule.

ParadoxOblivion: nah.

Moonlight_Muse: You cannot just say “nah” to basic biology.

ParadoxOblivion: watch me.

LeafyChef: …she will tho

ParadoxOblivion: bruh i havent slept properly in 6 years lmao get on my level

ParadoxOblivion: oh wait, you guys cant. sucks to be you guys :P

PikaTrainer: SIX YEARS???

BlazingVolcano: WHAT THE FUCK

LeafyChef: HOLY SHIT 💀

Techno_Master: …that’s horrifying.

ParadoxOblivion: and yet i’m still alive. paradox, bitch.

ParadoxOblivon: you’re welcome.

Moonlight_Muse: This is genuinely concerning.

BlazingVolcano: honestly i’m more shocked Ash even gets 6 hours.

PikaTrainer: wtf is that supposed to mean 😭

ParadoxOblivion: bro naps during class. no surprise.

Moonlight_Muse: I’m still advocating for Azuki to sleep properly.

ParadoxOblivion: appreciate the effort, but nah.

Moonlight_Muse: One day you are going to collapse, and I will say “I told you so.”

ParadoxOblivion: …as if i would. trust me, i have other friends who are immortal and dont sleep at all.

ParadoxOblivion: they havent collapsed after decades. be grateful i at least get sleep

ParadoxOblivion: and im more powerful than them :/

PikaTrainer: THATS THE WORST PART.

Aether_Rebel: …honestly, yeah.

BlazingVolcano: i’m logging off this is too much chaos for 5AM

LeafyChef: SAME.

Techno_Master: …but we’ll be back in like 30 minutes anyway

ParadoxOblivion: exactly

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PikaTrainer: I SWEAR TO ARCEUS. pineapple on pizza is GOOD. END OF STORY. FIGHT ME 😭🍍🍕

BlazingVolcano: BRO WTF NO IT’S ATROCIOUS SHIT. IT’S DISGUSTING. FRUIT DOES NOT BELONG ON PIZZA. I WOULD FUCKING VOMIT.

LeafyChef: …as someone trained in culinary arts, I can confirm pineapple can be acceptable if paired properly, but it requires technique and balance.

PikaTrainer: THANK YOU MALLOW 😭 FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE GENIUS OF SWEET AND SAVORY COMBO

BlazingVolcano: NO. STOP. THE “GENIUS” IS FUCKING TRASH. IF YOU WANT SWEET, GET A DESSERT. PIZZA IS SACRED.

ParadoxOblivion: …both of you are absolute morons.

Aether_Rebel: …confirmed. Both are idiots. Ash especially.

PikaTrainer: AZUKI WTF 😭 YOU’RE MY SISTER. PICK A SIDE 😡

ParadoxOblivion: …i pick logic.

ParadoxOblivion: logic says neither of you are worth defending cuz Ash is dumb and Kiawe is a dramatic volcano with anger issues

BlazingVolcano: AZUKI 😡 WTF NO BIAS??? YOU HAVE RESHIRAM, PICK A SIDE 😭

ParadoxOblivion: …chaos is the side I pick.

Moonlight_Muse: It appears that this debate has escalated beyond a simple culinary discussion into an existential philosophical war.

PikaTrainer: LILLIE STOP WITH THE PERFECT GRAMMAR 😭 THIS IS WAR

BlazingVolcano: YES THIS IS WAR 😡

Water_Queen: …I’m just watching.

Techno_Master: same here. popcorn intensifies.

ParadoxOblivion: Gladion, your bias toward fire-based food items is showing.

Aether_Rebel: …your paradoxical neutrality is showing.

PikaTrainer: CAN YOU GUYS STOP ROASTING EACH OTHER AND PICK SIDES 😭

ParadoxOblivion: I pick chaos.

BlazingVolcano: I pick correctness. No pineapple.

PikaTrainer: WRONG 😭

LeafyChef: technically, both of you have valid points… Ash is correct on flavor logic.

BlazingVolcano: I HATE THIS.

ParadoxOblivion: …as do I. but chaos is funnier

Aether_Rebel: …indeed.

PikaTrainer: OK BUT WHO SAID THAT??

skullfucker has joined the chat

PikaTrainer: …who the FUCK is skullfucker 😭

BlazingVolcano: ???

LeafyChef: …??

Water_Queen: ???

Techno_Master: ???

Moonlight_Muse: …I do not recognize this username, but I assume it is another member.

PikaTrainer: OMG WTF HOW DO WE NOT KNOW WHO THIS IS 😭

skullfucker: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LITTLE SHITS DOING??? FIGHTING OVER FUCKING PINEAPPLE??? I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT I’VE EVER SEEN 😡

BlazingVolcano: …TEAM ROCKET???

ParadoxOblivion: …no isnt it obvious or ru guys blind

PikaTrainer: …???

ParadoxOblivion: …Guzma.

LeafyChef: …wait what??? HOW???

PikaTrainer: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW IT WAS GUZMA???

BlazingVolcano: OMG I’M SHAKING 😡

ParadoxOblivion: …we just knew.

Aether_Rebel: …exactly.

Moonlight_Muse: …I do not understand the logic, but your certainty is…disturbing.

System: [@ParadoxOblivion]  has changed [@skullfucker] ‘s nickname to [@skullfucker (Guzma)]

skullfucker (Guzma): …I HEAR YOU FUCKERS. YOU THINK YOU CAN DEBATE PINEAPPLE WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES? FUCKING HELL 😡 AND JESUS CHRIST STOP SWARING SO MUCH OR I’LL…DO SOMETHING. I DONT EVEN CARE.

PikaTrainer: OMG HE’S LITERALLY GUZMA 😭

BlazingVolcano: …I FUCKING KNEW IT 😡

ParadoxOblivion: …he is here to spy, as expected.

Aether_Rebel: …exactly. if we’re doing stupid shit, naturally Guzma wants to observe.

LeafyChef: …bro this is insane

Water_Queen: …chaos intensifies 🍿

PikaTrainer: …he’s literally swearing every 10 words 😭

ParadoxOblivion: @skullfucker byeee stupid piece of shit that i never want to see again

skullfucker: WHAT??? BITCH YOU CANT DO ANYTHING—

ParadoxOblivion: WATCH ME.

System: [@ParadoxOblivion] has permanently banned [@skullfucker (Guzma)]

PikaTrainer: …OMFG 😭 HE’S GONE.

Techno_Master: OML AZUKI HOW DID YOU DO THAT

Water_Queen: SHE WENT FERAL

ParadoxOblivion: Sophocles and you call yourself Techno_Master

BlazingVolcano: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU BAN HIM????

Moonlight_Muse: …I fail to comprehend how you banned hin, yet you are not admin.

ParadoxOblivion: …context unnecessary.

Aether_Rebel: …is she a hacker or what

PikaTrainer: …i’m still crying 😭

BlazingVolcano: …guys i feel like my soul just got scanned by a legendary 😡

ParadoxOblivion: …essentially yes. and a hacker

Aether_Rebel: …and now chaos continues.

PikaTrainer: …CAN WE GO BACK TO PINEAPPLE??

BlazingVolcano: NO. THIS IS WORSE THAN PINEAPPLE.

LeafyChef: technically, I could make a pizza and we could test scientifically…

PikaTrainer: YES YES DO IT 😭

ParadoxOblivion: the chaos must continue.

Aether_Rebel: …chaos is inevitable.

Moonlight_Muse: …I suppose we shall continue, though I am still unnerved by the presence of an intruder.

ParadoxOblivion: Lillie. Mortals will panic. You cannot stop it. Accept.

Moonlight_Muse: …very well. I shall maintain my composure.

BlazingVolcano: bro i’m still shaking 😡

PikaTrainer: SAME 😭

LeafyChef: …this is insane.

Water_Queen: …peak Alola chaos 🍿

Techno_Master: …overload.exe

ParadoxOblivion: …and now, back to pineapple debate.

PikaTrainer: FINALLY 😭

BlazingVolcano: NO. I REFUSE.

ParadoxOblivion: …predictable.

Aether_Rebel: …chaos, as expected.

PikaTrainer: FINE. WE’LL DO IT IRL THEN.

LeafyChef: …good. I’ll make two pizzas. One with pineapple, one without.

PikaTrainer: YES 😭🍍🍕

BlazingVolcano: …i hate everything 😡

ParadoxOblivion: …and yet, chaos persists.

Aether_Rebel: …indeed.

Moonlight_Muse: …I remain deeply concerned for the sanity of all participants.

ParadoxOblivion: …mortals, relax. Chaos is my specialty.

PikaTrainer: THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE 😭

BlazingVolcano: NO IT’S NOT 😡

LeafyChef: ok fine i’ll start cooking.

Water_Queen: …popcorn intensifies.

Techno_Master: …bracing for impact.

ParadoxOblivion: …impact guaranteed. back to the chaos

BlazingVolcano: AND PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA IS A DISGRACE

PikaTrainer: YOUR TASTE BUDS ONLY LIKE THE TASTE OF SHIT WTF DO YOU MEAN???

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PikaTrainer: omg i’m DYING 😭 my throat is on FIRE and my nose is literally leaking.

BlazingVolcano: …BRO SAME 😡 feels like i swallowed LIT COAL.

LeafyChef: sniff …i think i might actually die… coughs violently

Water_Queen: …i’m…gonna…i think i’m dying too… sniff sniff

Techno_Master: …virus.exe corrupted…system failing…

Moonlight_Muse: …I AM DYING. MY BODY FEELS LIKE IT’S ON FIRE. SOMEONE SEND HELP PLEASE!

ParadoxOblivion: wow so its that bad that even Lillie has to use all caps

ParadoxOblivion: couldnt be me :P

PikaTrainer: NO WAY UR CAPPING FOR SURE

BlazingVolcano: HOW ARE YOU NOT SICK

LeafyChef: ..what even are you for Arceus’ sake???

Techno_Master: HOW IS AZUKI STILL ALIVE?????

ParadoxOblivion: immortality + spite + speedrunning genshin + occasional breaks to feed Snoo

Water_Queen: …who’s Snoo

PikaTrainer: i think that’s her Lapras

ParadoxOblivion: bro ur brain dead

ParadoxOblivion: correction: Snoo is Shiny Umbreon not Lapras

Aether_Rebel: …bro im also sick. at least im not dying like the rest of you

ParadoxOblivion: how tf is everyone in this gc except me sick??

PikaTrainer: STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES AZU

BlazingVolcano: THIS IS BULLSHIT

Water_Queen: …Azuki pls teach me ur ways

ParadoxOblivion: immortality + spite + genshin speedrun

ParadoxOblivion: …oh wait none of you guys are immortal. forgot lmfao

PikaTrainer: AZUKI WHY DID YOU LOCK ME OUT OF YOUR ROOM IM UR BROTHER

ParadoxOblivion: i dont want ur germs dumbass

PikaTrainer: WHAT. AZUKI I NEED YOU DONT LEAVE ME TO DIE

ParadoxOblivion: nah. room locked

Moonlight_Muse: …Azuki. I AM DYING. YOU MUST UNDERSTAND. SLEEPLESSNESS AND HEALTH… THIS IS BAD FOR YOU.

ParadoxOblivion: Lillie. I AM FINE. coughing? no. dying? no. health? irrelevant.

Moonlight_Muse: …THIS IS IRRESPONSIBLE. I AM LITERALLY INCAPACITATED. AND YOU’RE…PLAYING A VIDEO GAME?

ParadoxOblivion: yes. speedrun genshin. maxed resin. Snoo fed. room warm. zero fucks given.

PikaTrainer: …AZUKI 😭

BlazingVolcano: …seriously??

ParadoxOblivion: mortal trash everywhere. gladion 50% sick. rest 100% dying. me: 0%. chill.

Aether_Rebel: been years since i’ve actually felt sick… and now…im dying slightly.

Moonlight_Muse: …Azuki. even Gladion is sick. That is…UNHEALTHY. I should be lecturing you. I AM TOO SICK.

ParadoxOblivion: …table turned. Lillie: most sick. Congrats. Snoo approves.

Techno_Master: …system overload. humans fragile. azuki eternal.

Water_Queen: …peak unfair.

PikaTrainer: …still coughing. still dying. still want pizza.

ParadoxOblivion: yea too bad i dont care lil bro

BlazingVolcano: …azuki i hate you 😡

ParadoxOblivion: lol. good. fuels my roasts for you all

Moonlight_Muse: …Azuki. THIS IS IRRESPONSIBLE. EVEN IF YOU ARE…IMMORTAL, YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THE PRINCIPLE OF HEALTH.

ParadoxOblivion: lillie. principle of health is for mortals. i give zero fucks for you all in this gc

PikaTrainer: omg the way she types tho 😭

BlazingVolcano: faster than death itself 😡

ParadoxOblivion: …yes. typing faster than your dying lungs.

ParadoxOblivion: oh wait they’re probably dead now anyways lol

Moonlight_Muse: …Azuki. please…have at least…two hours of sleep.

ParadoxOblivion: nah. say that when ur getting the most sleep but dying more than the rest here

Moonlight_Muse: …I…cannot argue with this logic…

PikaTrainer: …why is she literally immortal 😭

BlazingVolcano: …i literally hate everything 😡

ParadoxOblivion: good. chaos achieved