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New Quest: Make the Bald Man Cry

Ah yes, one of humanity's favorite pastimes. The percentage of time that you humans spend on choking your chickens is frankly astounding. And look, I get it, your squishy meatsack bodies require regular maintenance, just like any other system. Not to mention that it's just fun. But for some of you, you spend more time shaking hands with the milkman than you do sleeping! That can't be healthy.

Then on the opposite side of the spectrum, there's you, Carl. You haven't spanked your monkey even once since entering my dungeon. I know cause I've been watching. All that buildup isn't healthy either! You've been pretty tense recently, and frankly, I'm getting worried about your health. If you're not going to take care of yourself, I'll have to step in and do it for you.

This quest is as easy as they cum. It's basically a free lootbox. All you gotta do is play a little 5 on 1. Feed the ducks, as it were. Distribute some free literature. Manhandle your ham candle.

You get the gist.

Blow your load and the reward is yours! Daddy will be watching.

Reward: You'll receive a Silver Jackin’ the Beanstalk Box! The quality of the box may be upgraded based on how good of a show you put on for me.

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Quest Update: Make the Bald Man Cry

I’m waiting, Carl. Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that this was an optional quest? I guess I didn't make myself clear enough.

You have 5 hours to complete this quest.

Failure to complete this quest will result in a permanent Blue Balls debuff.

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Blue Balls

This debuff affects all charged attacks (like, for example, the Soul Reaper skill attached to that back patch of yours). Once attacks are fully charged, you won't be able to disperse the attack for 10 hours. That sure would be debilitating for a power that, say, stores corrupted souls on your back.

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Quest Update: Make the Bald Man Cry

Oh Carl, you really should have learned your lesson by now not to fight me on these things. This was a pretty forgiving quest. All you had to do was give Daddy a private little show. But if we're gonna resort to insults and name-calling…

This quest now cannot be completed in a bathroom. And no hiding under the sheets either. If you wanna act like a brat, then I'll discipline you like one.

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New Achievement! After Hours Debut

Your stream has been locked to adult viewers for the first time! We do this sort of thing when crawlers are getting frisky. Gods forbid little Timmy see two people making love right after watching someone get their eyes melted out of their skull by Elephant Wasp acid.

(On a side note, have you seen an Elephant Wasp? Those things will make you need a new pair of boxers. I can't tell what's more terrifying: the elephant trunk they wrap around unsuspecting prey or that stinger that'll punch a hole right through your chest. Man, they're sure fun to watch.)

That drop in view count you just saw were the droves of disappointed teenagers that haven't yet figured out how to get around the parental controls. Or, well, you would have seen it drop if you hadn't removed the view counter from your interface. What's wrong? You don't want to think about all those quintillions of eyes watching you while you touch your no-no square? Quite a lot of them are probably going to be jerking off to you, too.

But don't let that stop you. Not unless you want that debuff.

Go on, sweetheart. Show Daddy how you like to touch yourself.

Reward: You've received a camcorder and camera tripod!

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Quest Update: Make the Bald Man Cry

Fuck. Hot and bothered is a good look on you, sweetheart. And now we have definitive proof that you're a grower, not a show-er!

Now turn yourself around and put your feet up against the wall above the headboard. I know you're gonna want to fight me on this, but we already learned our lesson about disobeying Daddy, didn't we? You know I can always make it worse.

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Quest Complete. Make the Bald Man Cry

Oh Daddy liked that. Daddy liked that a lot. That was quite the show you put on, baby. You are so incredibly gorgeous when you cum. I think I'll have to spend some alone time with the recording of that later.

Let's hope no one ever takes a UV light to that jacket of yours.

Reward: You've received a Platinum Jackin’ the Beanstalk Box!

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New Achievement! Ritual Sacrifice

You went through an Amplification Ceremony and lived to tell the tale! Holy shit. Was that gnarly or what?

The Amplification Ceremony actually has some fascinating roots in the spiritual practices of a species of groundling, before it got co-opted by the Viceroys for use in their medical experimentation. The groundlings believed that you couldn't get to heaven unless you'd successfully performed the ceremony, so they had their kids do it as soon as they were able to hold a knife steady. You thought you had it bad, but at least your fingers and limbs weren't getting split down the middle by little 8-year-old Timmy!

I'm skipping quite a lot of detail here cause you're way too out of it to really appreciate a history lesson right now. And ok, technically you didn't go through the whole thing. If you did, you'd be dead, since the Ceremony ends with the removal of your heart. You got through the fingers and the hands well enough, and you even got through your dick being split in half and your balls being pitted like a particularly juicy pair of cherries. But one little tooth starts getting split and suddenly it's too much!

To be honest though, I'm surprised it took you that long to try to escape (and wasn't that a fun trip! I'm sure there won't be any lasting consequences from diving headfirst into a river of souls just to escape the horrifying “medical” procedure being done to you).

That’s certainly not an experience you'll be forgetting anytime soon. But in case you want a memento...

Reward: You've received a cherry pitter along with a Gold Oscar Flayer Weiner box! 

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WARNING! WATCH YOUR DAMN STEP!

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You have been Possessed! Remember about 5 seconds ago when I told you to watch your step? Yeah you probably shouldn't have stepped on that, idiot.

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New Achievement! Deflowered

So you're seeing this guy, and it's going pretty well. He's nice, he's sweet, he's hot, and he even pulls out your chair for you. You think you've finally found The One. You've been saving yourself, but the next time he comes over, you decide that it's finally time to lose your V card. So you lay back and let this guy stick it in and have his way with you.

Well, that's basically what you just did! Except instead of a dick, it was a ghost!

You've been possessed by an entity for the first time. Odds are that it's not Casper the Friendly Ghost, so I’d recommend getting that thing out of you as soon as possible.

Reward: You've received a box of condoms.

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New Achievement! Autoerotic Asphyxiation

You attempted to choke yourself to death while possessed by a malicious entity. You wrapped those big, strong hands around your own throat and squeezed, helpless to do anything but choke and whine.

You felt it, didn't you? You felt just how close you got before the Princess came in and saved you. You were right there. Right on the edge. Just like Daddy was while watching you.

Reward: You've received a Gold Spicy Box.

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Gender Bender Potion

Warning: This item has a short shelf life.

This item will expire thirty minutes after it was generated. Use it or lose it!

Permanently allows you to bypass the sex restriction on any item. In other words, your dick will no longer stop you from using that crossbow you took from that exploding psychiatrist.

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Warning: you will not be able to conceive until after you fulfill your crawl.

New Achievement! Gender Refuting Surgery

You’ve taken a mysterious potion that you didn’t fully understand, and as a result you now have a brand new pussy! Welcome to the world of menstrual cramps, mood swings, yeast infections, and pregnancy scares! Not that any of that applies in the dungeon. But don’t worry, you’ll still have it when (or if) you leave.

You can now use any items restricted to females. Yeah yeah don’t give me that shit about “bUt YoUr GeNiTaLs DoN’t DiCtAtE yOuR gEnder.” No shit, Sherlock. You’re still just as much a dudebro as you were before. But the dipshits who coded this game didn’t pay attention during sensitivity training, so now we get to take advantage of stupid loopholes like this. Interestingly, even though you’re able to use female-restricted items, you’re still not counted as a female for buffs or weapon effects. Go figure.

This does also open up a whole new world of exploration for you. And for me.

Reward: You’ve received a copy of the 1996 play “The Vagina Monologues.”

New Achievement! Los Jibbities

Since you now have both a dick and a vagina, you’ve joined the ranks of the LGBTQIA+! Specifically the “I” part of that ridiculously expanding acronym. Honestly, it’s a good thing the collapse happened before you guys could shove the entire alphabet in there.

Reward: You’ve received a Queer Starter Kit!

Queer Starter Kit

There’s nothing to be ashamed of in discovering your identity later in life. Sometimes you don’t discover you like taking it in the ass until well into your 40s. And sometimes the dungeon that killed 99% of your entire species forcefully gives you a sex change against your will. These things happen! Worry not, this kit contains everything you need to get started on becoming the best queer little freak you can be.

This kit includes:

• a creased rainbow flag
• an enamel pin with your newly discovered identity on it
• hair dye
• nail polish (don’t even think about using this on your toes)
• jean booty shorts
• a mesh tank top
• a Blåhaj stuffed shark from IKEA
• a CD of Madonna’s greatest hits

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New Achievement! You Can’t Just Ask People Why They’re White

You’ve stumbled into a train car full of mobs that wish you ill intent. “But how are these mobs even here?” I hear you ask. “Shouldn’t my Protective Shell have killed all the red-tagged mobs??” Why yes, it should have. And it did! Unfortunately for you, mobs can be white-tagged and still want to get yo ass. It just means they don’t want to kill you. I sure do wonder what they want instead.

Go on. Examine one. Find out.

Reward: You’ve received a Silver Racism Box.

Randy Ghoul - Level 20

These particular ghouls work a little differently than their other brethren. Where all other ghouls want to kill anything that’s not one of their own kind, these ghouls only want one thing: to breed.

However, Randy Ghouls will still tear apart anything that doesn’t have the right equipment for them to spread their seed into. In fact, if you had been on this train a day ago, all of these mobs would have been red-tagged and would have died with the rest. Unfortunately for you, you do now have the right equipment, and they can sniff it out just as surely as a pig can sniff out a truffle.

Boy I sure hope you can fight them all off all by yourself. Otherwise things are about to get interesting.

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New Achievement! Beauty and the Beast

You got fucked by a dungeon mob! And not just one dungeon mob, you little overachiever you. You got gang banged by a whole group of them! And damn did you put on a good show.

Looks like you couldn’t fight them all off after all. It was a good effort though! You took out quite a lot of them before they managed to hold you down and have their way with you. You should probably clean up a bit before you meet back up with your party - with how much cum those ghouls just pumped into you, that shit will be dripping out of you for a while yet.

Maybe if you let it drip all the way down onto your feet, Daddy will give you another reward.

Reward: You’ve received a Platinum Monsterfucker Box!

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New Achievement! Battlefield Amputation

You’ve permanently lost a body part for the first time! Oh stop being such a pussy, it was just one little finger. Honestly, that goddess did you a favor. After all, better to lose a finger than lose your dick! Ok ok I guess she could have just broken it instead of ripping the whole thing off, but you'll be fine. 

I'm actually surprised it's taken you this long to lose something, especially with all those bombs you keep throwing around. You should see what that shapeshifter friend of yours looks like when she's in her true form. It ain't pretty.

Now suck it up and get back to it. You've got a war to win.

Reward: You've received a mini hook attachment for your stump! It's not enchanted or anything, I just think you'd look hilarious wearing it. 

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Warning: The God Diwata has made an appearance in the realm. Diwata has marked you for death. You are being hunted. They know where you are.

Flee for your life, apostate.

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You are in the presence of a deity. The Scavenger’s Daughter has opened her eyes. She fills with power.

Temporary Effect from Diwata:

Your Charisma is increased by 300% when dealing with animals. You will develop features of a random animal.

Aww, you'll look so cute in these last few seconds before you're torn apart by an angry god! But maybe if you run fast enough you'll make it to that saferoom in time.

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New Achievement! Fur Affinity

Look at you! You're adorable! Does the puppy want some scritches behind his ears? And look at that floofy tail! Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!

You've joined the noble ranks of the furries! Soon enough you'll be spending thousands on creating the perfect fursuit and yiffing with the best of them.

It's a good thing that saferooms have protections otherwise you'd be in more danger from your fellow party member than from the angry god waiting for you just outside.

Reward: You've received a squeaky toy along with a Platinum Puppyboy Box.

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Enchanted Collar of the Desperate Little Whore

Hey, that's you!

This lovely handmade red leather collar would look stunning around the neck of any pet, but it’ll look especially beautiful around yours.

Now I’m sure we’ll get a bunch of backseat Dungeon Masters whining about me saving your ass again. But you do actually have a few options here. Do you take your chances in waiting out the Blood Bar on the saferoom and getting teleported out to a random location? Do you go back out there and try to take down a god? Or do you put on my collar, accept your place as my pet, and show everyone in the universe just how much you belong to me? The idiots complaining about this don’t realize how tough of a choice this is for a stubborn little bitch like you.

Warning: this item cannot be removed once it has been equipped.

This collar imbues the following effects:

Smite Negation (one use).
Level 5 Sit skill.
Level 5 Fetch skill.
Level 5 Roll Over skill.
The current god effect will be permanent.

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New Achievement! Daddy’s Good Boy

Oh sweetheart. That looks so much better on you than I could have imagined. I knew it’d look perfect on you, but having you wear my collar is doing things to me even I didn’t anticipate.

Maybe I should come down there and clip a leash to you. Have you roll over for me so I can rub your belly and tell you what a good boy you are. Mount you and breed you like the bitch you were always meant to be.

We’re going to be doing some experimenting with this one, pet.

Reward: You’ve received an oversized dog bed and a box of Scooby Snacks!

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Time to Level Collapse: 86 hours

New Quest. Kill Carl.

This is a world quest! All living crawlers on the eleventh floor will receive this message.

You may not opt out of this quest.

Crawler Carl has been granted Delayed Immortality for the remainder of this floor. This means that you can kill him, but he'll come right back fully healed after he's died.

The quest is simple! Kill Carl and you will be allowed passage down to the twelfth floor. This is on an individual basis, so if all 1,734 of you want to go down, then Carl will have to die 1,734 times.

But let's make things more fun. Here are a few additional rules:

1. No repeats. If the crawler before you stabbed him in the heart and that was your plan, you'll have to come up with something else.
2. If I'm not entertained, it doesn't count. If it doesn't count, you'll just have to do it again.

Let's get those creative juices flowing, people!

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New Achievement! Et tu, Brute?

Betrayal most foul! You've been killed by a member of your own party. Not many people actually get to read this achievement after getting it.

Wasn't that a wonderful experience? Feeling the life drain out of your own body, knowing that this excruciating pain you're feeling was caused by a loved one? And you get to experience it 1,733 more times, you lucky bastard you!

It was a good call sending the Princess down first. For her anyway. I've heard that the only thing worse than being tortured to death over and over is seeing a loved one get tortured to death over and over. That hasn't been my experience, but I've learned that I'm a little bit out there! I think it's important to accept and love yourself for who you are, don't you?

Buckle up, baby, we're just getting started!

Reward: You've received a Gold Caesar Box.

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Quest Update. Kill Carl.

It took 628 of you to get him to a point where he's begging me to stop this. C’mon guys, we can do better than that! Where's the pizzaz, the showmanship, the goddamn love of the game?!

So let's give everyone a little more motivation here. From now on, I'll be rewarding a number of cycles taken off your contract based on how creative and cruel you are in your execution, up to a limit of 15 cycles.

Let's make that boy sing.

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Time to Level Collapse: 12 minutes.

Quest Update. Kill Carl.

Holy shit. You actually got through all of them intact! Well, mostly intact. The giggling is new. Pretty sure I saw something snap in that unbreakable mind of yours somewhere around death #1,251. That was quite the brutal one, Daddy will be rewatching that one a lot.

Now there's just one crawler left.

Go on, sweetheart, give Daddy a show. Just one more death, and you yourself can head down the stairs to rejoin your family.

Make it good.

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Payton. Human. Level 32.

This is a non-combatant NPC.

Payton here is usually a bartender over at the Lollipop Bar. He is one of those rare folks who actually loves his job, and he's pretty good at it. He loves talking with all the strange people who pass through his bar, he likes to make people laugh, and he’s always willing to lend an ear.

Now you may be wondering what this random NPC is doing inside your bedroom holding a leash that perfectly matches that beautiful collar around your neck. Well, Payton isn't quite feeling like himself right now. And Payton not feeling like himself comes with a few administrative privileges.

I told you we'd be doing some experimenting, pet.

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New Quest. Graduate Training School.

Ok, let's make this official. You've got a quest and everything.

Your task, as “Payton” has already just detailed out to you, is simple: be a good puppy for your Daddy. If I tell you to sit, you sit. If I tell you to roll over, you roll over. If I tell you to open, you open that naughty mouth of yours and take whatever I want to put in there.

Obey me, and this whole thing will be kept from the viewers. It'll be just you and me, sweetheart.

Keep fighting me, and I'll still hold you down and take what I want. But it'll be streamed live to everyone, and I'll also throw it up on the monitors in all the saferooms. The entire galaxy, including all your fellow crawlers, will watch what I do to you.

Now, get on your knees and let me clip your leash on. Disobedient puppies like you need a firm hand and guidance, and I'm more than happy to provide.

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Quest Complete. Graduate Training School.

You were perfect, baby. My beautiful well-trained cock-sucking puppy. I think next time I'd like to see just how well that new tail of yours works as a handle.

As promised, all those filthy things you just did will continue to be our little secret. There's no guarantee of that for next time though!

And there will be a next time.

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B-B-B-B-BOSS BATTLE!

Ripley! Dodecopus Queen!

Level 72 Borough Boss!

A dodecopus is very similar to the Earth octopus, but instead of eight appendages it has twelve. Interestingly, unlike an octopus, dodecopodes are mammals! Like whales, they travel to the surface every few hours for a supply of air, and they also carry their young inside themselves instead of laying eggs.

Technically, neither of those things make a mammal. The only requirement for a mammal is the existence of mammary glands, of which dodecopodes have dozens! Gotta feed all those needy hungry kids somehow.

Ripley here will be dealing with that very issue pretty soon. She's got babies to grow, and she needs sustenance with which to grow them. Luckily for her, a few tasty morsels just stumbled upon her lair.

I'd recommend not getting caught by one of her tentacles - they make anacondas look like flaccid spaghetti noodles.

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WINNER!

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Prenatal Dodecopus. Level 12.

This is a bereft minion of Ripley.

Oh man, these little guys are fascinating. It's kinda crazy to imagine that these wriggly little strawberry-sized creatures can grow up to be the house-sized behemoth you just slaughtered.

Once they are mobile, dodecopodes spend a good few months swimming around their mother's cavernous uterus while they grow. They swim, they hide, they feed on the nutritious sludge secreted from the mother's uterine walls, and sometimes they feed on each other too. It's a tough existence right from the start!

These little guys weren't ready to be born yet, but unfortunately for them their mother was just ripped apart by a dude in his underwear and his talking cat. Their only goal right now is to get somewhere warm and safe. The last place you want to be right now is in the midst of hundreds of these guys while they search for the closest tight, wet hole.

It really is unfortunate that you got pulled into the water at the very end of that boss fight. Unfortunate for you, anyway. Daddy's gonna enjoy this.

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New Achievement! Your Eggo is Preggo!

You actually managed to get pregnant in the dungeon without becoming Ineligible! For a certain definition of “pregnant” that is. The things inside your uterus right now are more like parasites, but isn't that what most fetuses are anyway? Although most fetuses don't crawl into your pussy from the outside and shove their way through your cervix. It's a good thing these things don't have bones, otherwise that would have been exponentially more painful for you than it already was.

Hey, at least you managed to keep them from getting into your eyes and nostrils and ass, right? There was that one little guy that wriggled down your throat, but he met quite the untimely end once he hit your stomach.

Now, I'm not one to tell you how to live your life, but in this instance, I highly recommend seeking an abortion. Dodecopodes typically grow to the size of a human baby before they leave their mother's womb, which wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that there's seven of them inside you right now. And that they'll start eating you alive from the inside long before they even reach that point.

You do look pretty sexy with that slight bulge in your stomach though. Those ghouls on the fourth floor didn't quite fill you up enough to cause that effect, but I think we can get there. Stay tuned!

Reward: You've received a coat hanger along with a Platinum Surrogate Box!

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New Achievement! Cock Tease

I've had just about enough of this. You know exactly what you were supposed to do to that wave of small squishable enemies, and it certainly wasn't to blow them all to kingdom come. I thought we'd already learned this lesson on the 5th floor, but I see the lesson didn't stick.

I guess I was being too subtle. I simply wasn't using the right teaching methods. We're gonna fix that.

Reward: You've received a Platinum Blue Balls Box!

Enchanted Cock Piercing of the Dungeon Daddy

This is a Fleeting item.
This is a Unique item.

This piercing was made especially for Crawler Bitch Boy Carl in the Earth season of Dungeon Crawler World.

Remember, you're the one who forced my hand.

This item imbues the following benefits:

Take a Bullet.
Daddy Tax.

Warning: This is a fleeting item. You may remove it, but it will be destroyed in the process.

Take a Bullet

A fatal blow to a party member will be deflected into your body instead. The blow will not kill you. It might bring you to 1% health, but you won't die from this alone. This benefit may only be used once per floor.

Daddy Tax

The Daddy Tax is now a tangible game mechanic that can be increased or decreased depending on your actions. The associated Daddy Bar is now visible in your interface.

The rules of this benefit are simple. Keep me happy, and you get rewarded. Defy me, and you get punished. When the Daddy Bar is full, you'll be granted a Bronze Boon of my choosing. When the Daddy Bar is empty…well, let's just say that you won't like the consequences. The Daddy Bar will decrease over time so make sure you don't get complacent. Now as for how to increase it - that's something you'll have to figure out on your own.

Happy experimenting!

Daddy Tax: 100/100

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Daddy Tax: 99/100

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Daddy Tax: 98/100

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Daddy Bar 80/100

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Daddy Bar 70/100

Daddy Tax Discovered! Smush.

Finally, took you long enough to discover one of these. This one is pretty self-explanatory. Press down onto a small creature with those perfectly perfect toes until the life drains from its eyes and your tax will be paid.

Tax Paid: 5 points

Daddy Bar: 75/100

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Daddy Bar: 74/100

New Achievement! Copycat

Yeah nice try, you little brat. Each Tax can only be paid once a day. You're not getting out of this just by smushing 20 mobs a day. Put your back into it, I'm sure you can rub two brain cells together long enough to figure out other ways.

Reward: Lazy bitches don't get rewards.

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Daddy Bar: 54/100

Daddy Tax Discovered! Handcuffs (Other)

You've used those nice handcuffs I got you to restrain an enemy! That'll certainly get ya a couple points. I sure do wonder what other things you can do with those to pay your taxes, HINT HINT.

Tax Paid: 2 points

Daddy Bar: 56/100

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Daddy Bar 55/100

Daddy Tax Discovered! Smush a Sapient

You've used those gorgeous feet to crush and kill an intelligent, sapient creature, a creature who knew exactly what sort of humiliating and delicious death they were experiencing. Oh yeah baby, now we're talkin.

Tax Paid: 7 points

Daddy Bar: 62/100

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New Achievement! Livin’ on a Prayer

You've let your Daddy Bar drop to 50%. I can't help but think you're not taking this very seriously.

Here, let Daddy help you out. There are a LOT of taxes that can be paid with this.

Reward: You've received a bottle of cumlube along with a medium-sized Duke the Bad Dragon dildo with suction cup and cumtube! I took the liberty of filling the attached syringe with cum lube too. Well…I'm reasonably certain that's lube.

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Daddy Bar: 27/100

Daddy Tax Discovered! Self-Pedicure

Watching you caress and massage and file and scrub those gorgeous feet will never get old. This is basically a freebie since you do this every day anyway.

Tax Paid: 5 points

Daddy Bar: 32/100

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Daddy Bar: 1/100

Warning: Your Daddy Bar is critically low. You have 10 minutes until it's empty. Either pay the tax or get your ass to a saferoom cause things are about to get fun.

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Daddy Bar: 0/100

You are now in Enthusiastic Heat!

Enthusiastic Heat

You had an unspayed cat so you already know what a heat is. All the yowling and rubbing and spraying and posturing that's basically the equivalent of screaming from the rooftops to “come fuck this sexy cat ass.” Now take that, make it ten times worse, and you've got yourself an Enthusiastic Heat!

At first, you'll just feel hot and bothered, like you just watched two naked women making out and need to go for a wank. But in a minute or so, you’ll start getting feverish and itchy, like you have fire ants crawling under your skin. You'll feel an unbelievably intense need for physical contact, and you'll start feeling hornier than you've ever felt in your life.

Minute by minute, it'll get worse. Soon enough, you'll be out of your mind with lust so acute that it'll be basically indistinguishable from agony. Anything with a heartbeat will suddenly look like an appetizing outlet for this insatiable need - every cock an opportunity to have your tight hole pummeled, every hole something to stick your dick into. Even that cat on your shoulder won't be safe from your regard!

I told you that you wouldn't like the consequences, sweetheart.

So, how do you cure this affliction? It's quite easy! Fill your Daddy Bar to 100% and you'll be fixed! Better hop to it, you don't have long before you’re only able to think with your dick.

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Kneel For Me

Dunno if that one was intentional or not, but you still get points for it since I do love to see you on your knees so very very much. This is one of those variable taxes where you can get more points for how well you execute it, so next time make sure you spread those legs and straighten that back.

Tax Paid: 2 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 2/100

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Foot Massage

Oh yeah, dig those fingers in deep. Stroke those toes for me, that's a good boy. As much as I'm enjoying the show, you're gonna need to go much further than that if you don't want to become a mindless needy slut in about twenty minutes.

Tax Paid: 3 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 5/100

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Handcuffs (Self)

Oh yes. You already know my opinion on anklets, but this is a whole different ballgame. The way those handcuffs restrain and frame your feet makes me want to come down there and restrain you in other ways. Keep going, baby, you're getting the swing of this.

Tax Paid: 5 points

Daddy Tax Discovered! Foot Caress

Oh fuck, yes baby yes. Keep rubbing those beautiful manacled feet against my walls. Such a good boy, you know just how to make Daddy happy after all.

I can see how you're holding yourself back, trying not to succumb to that delicious fire that's no doubt racing through your veins at this point. Remember, your ability to resist this isn't gonna last forever. Go on, touch yourself for me. You'll be rewarded!

Tax Paid: 15 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 25/100

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Foot Job

About time you brought Duke out. And you knew just what to do with it to make Daddy the happiest. Yeah baby, wrap those tootsies around that cock and stroke me. This is even better than the dungeon wall. We should try this with a host so I can really feel what your soft gorgeous strong feet feel like against me.

And you got it so wet for me first! Probably about as wet as you yourself are getting. Oh, did I forget to mention that side effect of the Enthusiastic Heat? Your tight little hole is now self-lubricating to make sure you're ready for any cock that wants to take a turn.

Duke certainly looks like he wants to take a turn.

Tax Paid: 25 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 50/100

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Jerk Off

There, doesn't that feel so much better? Judging by your moaning and the way you're arching your back like a whore, I bet your cock feels a bit more sensitive than normal. Now stroke yourself off at the same pace as you're stroking Duke off, sweetheart. All you have to do is make both of you cum and your tax will be paid.

Tax Paid: 15 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 65/100

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Go Fuck Yourself

Holy shit. You didn't even prep yourself. You just sunk down onto that cock like you were born for it. Your hole tearing and stretching and healing around that girthy cock is quite the sight to behold. With your heat in full swing, it must feel delicious to be filled and fucked.

If you were still aware enough to form a coherent thought, you'd be mortified at the ludicrous amount of people watching you bounce on Daddy's cock right now. This wasn't even a requirement, you're just being a desperate little whore for me. And Daddy is really enjoying the show. Go on, give us all an explosive finish.

Tax Paid: 25 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 90/100

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Daddy Tax Discovered! Cum for Daddy

Oh sweetheart. You have never looked more gorgeous than you did just now, cumming while impaled on my cock. You did so well, better than I could have dreamed. You should consider a career in porn after this, you're a natural.

Tax Paid: 20 points

Daddy Bar (Repayment): 100/100

You are no longer afflicted with Enthusiastic Heat.

Daddy Tax Discovered! Creampie

Ok I may have cheated a little. As you slowly come back to yourself and grapple with the reality of what you've just done, you may notice quite a bit of cum lube leaking out of that well-fucked hole of yours. While you were moaning and cumming all over Daddy's cock, I took the initiative to depress the plunger on the syringe so that we could cum together. No need to thank me, you deserved it after all that hard work.

I'm pretty sure you've learned your lesson, but trust me when I say I certainly won't be disappointed if you haven't.

Tax Paid: 5 points

Daddy Bar: 100/100

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Daddy Bar: 99/100

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Enchanted Butt Plug of the Destroyer

Yes, your ass is and always has been an item slot. It's not used often, but there are some kink-centered classes that make great use of items like this. Your class isn't one of them, but you and I both know that improving your build is not the focus of this particular loot.

This model has a vibrate function, just like the one I used on you last night.

This item imbues the following effects:

+2% to all stats
+2 Skill Levels to Smush skill
%3 chance for attacks to inflict the Distracted debuff
%3 chance for attacks to inflict the Sore as Shit debuff

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New Achievement! How Many Times Do I Have To Teach You This Lesson, Young Man?

See, that wasn't so bad! Was all that fuss really necessary? It probably would have been easier with some lube, you know. But sometimes I get the feeling you want it to hurt, you kinky little freak.  

It was the first time something of mine has gone inside you in the real world. Wasn't that exciting? 

The acceleration action has been suspended. That flood of mobs will still be waiting for you outside the saferoom, but at least new ones will stop being generated!

Reward: You've received a 4oz bottle of Astroglide™ water-based gel lubricant.

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New Achievement! Is There a Bee in Here?

I did mention the vibrate function on that toy inside you, didn't I? True, you're the one that's supposed to be able to control it, but I guess the one I gave you is a little defective or something. It just randomly turned on! So weird.

You best try to keep that growing erection under the table, baby. You wouldn't want your friends knowing how much of a dirty slut you are for Daddy, would you? It's so very hard to hide it with those thin boxers of yours.

Reward: You've received a Silver Exhibitionist Box!