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A Spider's vendetta

Summary:

007n7's little spider noob,noobie, gets tired of the survivors constantly shitty behavior and treatment towards his owner and decides to plot revenge using passive-aggressive pranks! Maybe to the killers as well....

Idea from: https://archiveofourown.to/users/Ilikestarbucks/pseuds/Ilikestarbucks

Notes:

Idea from Ilikestarbucks

https://archiveofourown.to/users/Ilikestarbucks/pseuds/Ilikestarbucks

Pronouncea for Noobie: it /it's

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

It was an ordinary day in the forsaken realm,as normal as it can be with the constant threat of killers.

The never ending darkness in this isolated hell; but not too dark to the point you can't ses ahead.

The thick misty fog; formed from the cold,cold air.

The daily routine of killers and survivors; the constant pain of revival for the poor helpless survivors.

 

In the midst of it all, a little spider, our dear friend Noobie! Y'know? The little noob on 007n7 burger hat?
Yea! That's the one!

Speaking of 007n7, Noobie has grown tired of the constant behaviour of the other survivors. Sure some of them like Chance, Shedletsky and guest are tolerated by Noobie as they are the most kindest to it's owner and it understands that people like Elliot hates 007n7 for a valid reason.

But still, it doesn't mean it can't be mad about it! And it's owner never, never defends himself and stand up for himself and give those assholes a piece of his mind!

And those damn killers, how dare they hurt it's owner's feeling? Example:

1x1x1x1 with his constant haterd damaging him mentally with the continual reminder he would never be like his son and physically killing him with no mercy.

And Noli. Oh how this killer gets under all its legs, and it has eight of them.This killer, no, this asshole would purposely target his owner ignoring who he was initially chasing, how he would purposely make his death painful as possible and how he would mock his son voice, torturing him even more.

So enough is enough. Noobie will adapt ; Noobie will take revenge!

So be careful...even if its smaller than the rest, it's the same reason why you should never take your eyes off it.

Chapter 2: Prank 1 (Shedletsky)

Summary:

Dumb chicken getting targeted first.

Chapter Text

Now, before any good prank you need these four key things: a target, an idea, the necessary info and items it needed to set it all up.

Noobie is making plans in 007n7's room. Two legs holding a pencil ; to writing on the sheet of paper it found laying around.

Since this is Noobie's first time doing something like this in this realm(you'll be surprised how cheeky it was back then when 007n7 was still hacking), decided try something smaller.

So, Noobie's target for today is the forsaken's chicken man, Shedletsky!

But it's will need to lay low; gain information. And Noobie got it alright, he got the jackpot!

It found out that Shedletsky had been hiding a bucket of chicken under his bed (ew, won't it rot?? 😞).It got hold of this info as when it was spying on the survivors when it sneaked out of it's owner's room last night, it overheard Builderman reprimanding Shedletsky on his poor hygiene (again, ew.).

Now for the hardest part, how was it going to go his stash, let alone his room?

It pondered when 007n7 footsteps can be heard, Noobie quickly hid the paper away, it can't let him know yet after all. It hid the paper away just in time when 007n7 went to check on it. "What are you doing, Noobie?"he asked softly.

"I'm good!", it smiled back. Noobie rarely talks to anyone and only speak to anyone he trusts.

"Well, a round is starting, c'mon." He formed his hands to a cup to bring Noobie to his hat and sit on to which it gladly does.

They both go to the main cabin and prepare for the round.

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It was the 6th round of the day; the final one of the day.

The survivors prepare to rest for the night, but not Noobie, it has a job to do!

It sneaked off again when it's owner was found asleep, it was the perfect time for misfit after all.

It ran off to Shedletsky's and Builderman's shared cabin and to Shedletsky's room, it know it was the correct room as his owner went here before when Shedletsky offered to hang out in there, and squished between the door.

There he was, Shedletsky sleeping like a baby, snoring ever so loudly. It quietly, went under his bed and saw the bucket of chicken.

The bucket of chicken has 7 pieces of chicken, well , had 7. Noobie ate all of them. Now the bucket of chicken was no longer a "bucket of chicken" but a bucket of bones.

It ran away immediately when the mission was completed, laughing internally inside going back to his owner's room.

Prank 1 = a success!

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Everyone in the survivor was woken like usual but Shedletsky? He was in distressed, hmm.. I wonder why?

The survivor cabin was in chaos, with Shedletsky trying to figure out who had eaten his beloved chicken.

Chapter 3: Tripwire

Summary:

I wanna eat, eat, eat, apples and bananas.

Notes:

Hello!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Its been a few weeks after the last successful attack, everyone on the survivors team went back to their usual routine from Shedletsky's outburst.

But this isn't over yet; there are more who disrespected it's owner after all, not just Shedletsky.

Now Noobie is back with a new target, the mute pegeon Taph.

Taph would purposely sit away from him; avoiding him. Probably from the information the admins told them, making Taph weary of him.

And also because it wanted more chaos in the cabin and it spotted Taph first.
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So what about it! Don't judge!

Noobie stalked Taph for about a month but couldn't find any thing, as it was hard to understand his way of speaking from so far away.

So Noobie had to be creative; and creative it was.

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The plan was simple Noobie was going to use its silk to mimic Taph's tripwire to activate a trap which is a bucket full of water, ironic right? Using their own traps against them! Noobie was very proud of this idea.

But.. the key word is "was". It was caught in the act by Guest 1337 when it was just starting producing it's silk.

It quickly ran away from cabin to cabin, stick to stick, puddles to puddles and so on.

Prank 2: failed!

Notes:

Drop down who you wanna see get pranked next( but not Elliot nor the killers, I already have plans for them .)

You guys can also drop down prank ideas as well!

There would also be a delay in chapters since my tests are coming up(sad!).

I'll they to produce a longer chapter soon.

Notes:

Idk how to make long chapters