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Nico D'Angelo has been around for awhile now......

So for context, Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy (the title and monikered "Luffy" is highly important for Nico's shit), after he broke down this absolutely fucked up delusional kind of insanity called "Quirk Madness" in his Quirk, a Logic/Rationalization Quirk, a type of Quirk you're fucking BORN QUIRK MADDENED IN......

Such Logic/Rationalization Quirk Welder people that break up Quirk Maddened bullshit permanently that do that is called "GAINING HUMANITY".......

After Nico D'Angelo "Gained Humanity" beyond his own Quirk's Bullshit, he became A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER KID, that if Delusionally Quirk Maddened people like Nico's insane family shitstorm, The Whitewater Family, saw Nico's current shit, they would think Nico D'Angelo was A GREEK/ROMAN GOD....

Even though Nico D'Angelo was A couple of centuries old CHRONOLOGICALLY, he was in everything else, A 15 YEAR OLD BOY....

One night, 15 Years Ago, Nico D'Angelo spawned A HALF-BLOOD SON, A MORTAL KID OF A PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDER.....

DENKI KAMINARI.......

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12AM.......

ON AUGUST 9TH.......

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy, as a Immortal Pagan Folktale Quirk Welder Kid that's been around since The Dawn of Quirks Era 200+ years ago, saw his teenaged 15 year old kiddo named Denki Kaminari with his currently Quirk Maddened Yellow Eyes as a Logic/Rationalization Quirk Maddened boy like Nico was at birth, laying down and whining about how stupid he felt.......

Nico D'Angelo, with his powers and telepath quirk presence watching Denki late at night, nudged and tugged on Denki's Innate Quirk with scratching the ol' rear end like a barbarian to help Denki stop getting spiritually "SALT BUTT"........

Nico was churning and vibrating Denki's Innate Quirk with SOOTHING DAD VIBES that was urging Denki to SCRATCH THE OL' GLUTES to unwind.......

Nico was awkwardly fidgeting whenever he Denki, get increasingly grumpier as he was trying hold his pillow with both hands to resist scratching the ol' butt like how Nico in his Human Soul did.....

------------------------------------Denki POV--------------------------

Denki Kaminari, was resisting the most powerful and gross urgency to be scratching his ass like some goddamn ape........

Denki lost control over one of his gross and grubby hands that whipped around and scratched the buttcheeks.........

Denki felt this grumbling and rumbling vibe in his Quirk Factor Organ in his belly that was humming in elated joy due to "DADDY SCRATCHER FINALLY BEING A DAD TO A MORTAL KID" which was the oddest thing that Denki ever heard his own Quirk "VIBE" into Denki's Brain..........

Denki drooled instinctively like a maniac as he felt his entire brain getting high on the gross and addictive as fuck "HAPPY QUIRK BRAIN JUICES" due to being a bizarre as hell and gross as fuck scratcher of his own ass.......

*IMMEDIATE GLASS SHATTERING NOISES BLASTING IN DENKI'S BRAIN*........

*PERMANENTLY DREARY BRAIN FOG FADING AWAY COMPLETELY AND FULLY FOREVER*..….....

*SLIGHT EYE STINGING AND BURNING VIBE OF "GAINING HUMANITY" INTENSIFYING*.........

AYE YO.....

THAT'S ODD......

WAIT WHAT???????

WHAT THE HECK DOES "AYE YO" MEAN???????

Denki Kaminari blinked in confusion as he got out of bed, looked at his hands that suddenly seemed SO ALIEN for him, and went to his bathroom to splash water on his face for a bit........

Denki lumbered in his bathroom, turned on the light, and right before he turned the faucet on, he saw in his mirror gazing back at his soul, his eyes, which were A BEAUTIFUL AND VIBRANTLY STRANGE PINK, LIKE MORGANITE GEMSTONES OR POSSIBLY LIVING CORALS FROM A OCEAN REEF.........

Denki screamed in terror, understandably waking up his panicked mom, who was younger than most ladies that had A TEENAGE SON due to having Denki as "A ELDERLING TEENAGE GIRL, WITH A RANDOM ELDERLING TEENAGE BOY", Denki's mom having Denki at 15 Years old, the same age that Denki is NOW........

Denki's Mom ran over and asked if Denki was alright from the other side of the door......

Denki just opened the door, looked at his completely blonde haired mom with sparkling grey eyes like soothing sea thunderclouds during the day, and Denki said in the most goofy, bizarre, and strange way possible to his mom........

"AYE YO, WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH MY EYES????? WHY DO I LITERALLY HAVE 'PINK-EYE' MOM?????? WHY AM I SPEAKING THIS WAY???? WHY DO I FEEL STRANGE, LIKE I HAD TO EAT COOKED SALTY MEAT?"........

Denki's Mom hugged Denki and sobbed in PURE AND BEAUTIFUL JOY INCARNATE as she kissed Denki's Forehead before saying in the most excited and dorkly cadence he ever encountered his own mom say, which is saying something since she was pretty cheerful on default........

"IT MEANS THAT YOUR QUIRK IS NOT A FUCKING JUNKIE QUIRK ANYMORE AND WILL NEVER UNINTENTIONALLY HARM YOU EVER AGAIN DENKI......BLESS IT BE THIS DAY BECAUSE I HAD TO KEEP MY TONGUE STILLED AND KEEP QUIET REGARDING ON HOW TO HELP YOU BECAUSE THIS WAS THE ONLY WAY FOR YOU TO 'BREAK THIS' BECAUSE OF PROPHECY SHIT DENKI......ON AUGUST 9TH, YOU BECAME HEALED AND SO HUMAN DENKI KAMINARI.......TAKE JOY IN THOSE WHOLESOME AND PLAYFUL PINK EYES OF YOUR DAD'S HUMAN SOUL IN YOUR HEART FOREVERMORE DENKI KAMINARI........FOR 15 YEAR NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SEA SAILING ON THE SHADOWY FOG OF CONFUSION ON THE UNNAMED SHIP OF YOUR QUIRK'S POWERS BUT NOW, YOU FINALLY 'SET YOUR ANCHOR DOWN' AND BECAME SO MUCH MORE 'ALIVE' DENKI"........

Denki was so fucking baffled but his mom's sheer glee and happiness for "PINK EYES OF DAD" in his face was so infectious that he felt his face burst into the most goofy and genuine smile that was cartoonish in portraying happiness unlike that "FAKE CLASS CLOWN ACT" that he only did to cover his insecurities of his "MENTAL COMPETENCY" as a kid that sucked in school and had that bullshit "YEE IDIOT DRAWBACK" for his entire life........

Denki's Mom gently tugged Denki into the kitchen and she was making a very hasty and happy party of sorts even though Denki had ZERO CONTEXT FOR THE CELEBRATION other than "PINK EYES IS GOOD".......

Denki was celebrating with his mom, Raiko Kaminari........

-----------------8 Hours Later----------------------

8AM.......

Denki Kaminari was on "CLOUD NINE" after a awesome, hasty, and unexpected Late-Night nerd party from his Mom that was complete with a cake, ice cream, and other shit like a birthday but way cooler for some reason.........

Despite his Mom's Awkward Advice to "STAY HERE FOR TODAY", Denki was blasted with extreme excitement and wanted to show his classmates his eyes so he rushed to school.......

However whenever Denki Kaminari slammed the door to his classroom as a kid that was A HOUR LATE for school, everyone else and especially Aizawa Sensei was MUTED IN ALARM whenever they saw Denki rush in the class while apologizing for being late........

*MAJOR YARN STRING SNAPPING AND WOOD SPLITTERING NOISES BLASTING THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.......

*VINTAGE VINYL RECORD SCREECHING NOISES BLASTING THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*........

*STUNNED AND DUMBSTRUCK GASPING FROM A TRIO OF OLD LADIES IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH THEIR TELEPATH POWERS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*......…

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"JESUS CHRIST THIS BOY'S EYES ARE FUCKING PINK???!!!! ALL DENKI KAMINARI HAD WAS A ELECTRIC QUIRK RIGHT??!!!!! WHY THE HELL DID DENKI KAMINARI HAVE THOSE EYES?!".....

VALID RESPONSE WHOEVER YOU THREE OLD LADIES ARE......

RAIKO KAMINARI WAS TRYING TO "EXCUSE THE ABSENCE" AND OF COURSE SHE WOULD IF SHE SAW "PINK EYES, LIKE THAT" IN A JAPANESE KID.........

WITH THE STARK EXCEPTION OF "A ONE PIECE QUIRK WELDER" LIKE A FUCKING "DEVIL FRUIT QUIRK WELDER" OR "A HAKI USE QUIRK WELDER" THAT "UNINTENTIONALLY GAINED HUMANITY" IN THEIR LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK SHIT THAT'S QUIRK MADDENED AT BIRTH, "PINK EYES" IN A QUIRKED HUMAN BEING IS "PERMANENT QUIRK MADDENED INSANE TERROR DUE TO BREAKING QUIRK LOGIC TO BE A MINDLESS TOY FOR THE HUMAN WELDER PERMANENTLY"..........

QUIRKS AREN'T FUCKING TOYS.......

QUIRKS ARE SCIENCE NOT GAMES........

AGAIN THE ONLY GLARING EXCEPTION IS "ONE PIECE QUIRK CLASSIFICATIONS" OR ANY QUIRKS THAT HAVE "SELF-STIMMY PLAY INSTINCTS AND NATURES" IN THEIR BULLSHIT..........

GOD ALMIGHTY THIS WAS CLEARLY NEVER SUPPOSED TO "HAPPEN" IF THE CHILLING TONES OF "MAJOR DESTINY DESTRUCTION" ECHOED THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE PLANET LIKE THAT.......

ONE PIECE QUIRK CLASSIFICATION TYPE WELDERS ARE "IN IRELAND", ALMOST ALL OF THEM, 83% PERCENT TO BE PRECISE.....….

THERE'S EVEN A FUCKING "QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY LEGEND" TO FUCKING "EXPLAIN WHY" IRELAND HAD "THE SALTY GHOST OF THE PIRATE KING" AND HOW DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC IN IRELAND JUSTIFIED THE WEIRD CIRCUMSTANCES THAT LEAD TO "PERMANENT AND COMPLETE IRISH INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGNTY" AS A UNIFIED NATION AWAY FROM "BRITISH OPPRESSION" AFTER CENTURIES OF OPPRESSION BEFORE AND SLIGHTLY INTO THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA, BEFORE 190 YEARS AGO WHENEVER "THE SPIRIT OF LUFFY" FUCKING "SAVED THE IRISH PEOPLE FROM TOTAL GENOCIDE DUE TO BRITISH DIPSHITS BACK THEN".......

FOR THE UNINFORMED, HERE'S THE MYTHIC LEGEND OF "THE IRISH PIRATE KING"..........

"LONG AGO, A ELDERLING PIRATE BOY WITH A HAT OF STRAW AND A CRESCENT MOONED SCAR UNDERNEATH HIS LEFT EYE, WITH EYES COLORED WITH THE GLEAM OF MORGANITE PINK IN HIS SOUL, SAILING ON THE ISLE OF IRELAND ON A BARREL.....IN IRELAND'S DARKEST HOUR IN THEIR OPPRESSION IN BRITISH GOVERNMENT IN MANY CENTURIES, THE ELDERLING PIRATE BOY OF LORE, WITH HIS GUMMED LIMBS, STRETCHED HIS SHADOW OVER THE BRITISH ISLAND AND PLAGUED THEM BY SINKING THEIR SHIPS, SMASHING THEIR PLANES, CRUSHING THEIR TANKS......THIS BOY BROUGHT A TERRIBLE FAMINE TO THE BRITISH ISLES THAT BLOTTED ALL THE CROPS EXCEPT FOR POTATOES AND EVEN THEN THOSE POTATOES WERE STOLEN FROM THE PLATES OF THE RICH AND POWERFUL, GIVEN TO THE POOR AND DOWNTRODDEN........IRELAND WAS GIVEN VAST WEALTH FROM THE EARTH, ABUNDANCE OF FOOD, AND THE WOODLANDS THAT WERE STRIPPED BARE FOR CENTURIES WERE RESTORED SUPERNATURALLY FAST.......BRITAIN IN THEIR DESPERATE ACT TO DESTROY IRELAND FOR THESE RICHES AND FOOD THAT WAS BLESSED TO THEM, BLOCKADED IRELAND AND WERE PLOTTING TO INVADE THEM TO DO A COMPLETE DECIMATION OF IRISH PEOPLE, EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD........IN A VERY POWERFUL AND DREADFUL STORMY NIGHT, BRITAIN LAUNCHED THEIR ASSAULT.......WITHIN THE LIGHTNING, RAIN, AND SHADOWS, THE ELDERLING PIRATE BOY'S PINKED EYES APPEARED IN THE SKIES ABOVE, GLOWED WITH SUCH HORROR AND DAMNATION THAT IT NO ENEMY COULD ENDURE IT AS THEY WERE IMMEDIATELY SWALLOWED UP BY THE MERCILESS GAPING MAW OF THE SEAS AND TURNED INTO SHADES DOOMED TO DRIFT ENDLESSLY ON THE SEAS FOREVERMORE.......WHEN THE DAWN'S FIRST LIGHT BROKE THE CLOUDS ABOVE IRELAND, THE IRISH PEOPLE BEHELD THE STRANGE ELDERLING PIRATE BOY WITH THE STRAW HAT, PINKED MORGANITE EYES, AND STRANGE CRESCENT MOONED SCAR UNDERNEATH HIS LEFT EYE, IN THE SKIES ABOVE, LAUGHING AND BOUNCING ON THE SEAS LIKE THE WAVES WERE HIS PLAYTHING AND WITH WHITE CLOUDS WRAPPED AROUND HIS SHOULDERS, A SHOCK OF WHITE HAIR LIKE LIGHTNING, AND HIS CLOTHING BLEACHED PALE......WHEN THE IRISH PEOPLE BEHELD THE STRANGE ELDERLING PIRATE BOY CELEBRATING HIS VICTORY OVER THE BRITISH ISLES FOREVERMORE, ALL THEY COULD SAY WAS THIS IN THEIR SOULS.....

"IT'S LUFFY.......IT'S GEAR 5 LUFFY........WHO IS THIS TEENAGED PIRATE THAT CAME TO OUR LANDS IN A BARREL?"......

THEN THE NEXT DAY, THE BRITISH ISLES FOREVERMORE ACKNOWLEDGED THE INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGNTY OF IRELAND OF IT'S OWN LANDS AND PEOPLES, THUS ENDING CENTURIES UPON CENTURIES OF BRITISH OPPRESSION OVER THE IRISH ISLES"..........

WHY "ONE PIECE" IS SO GODDAMN POPULAR IN IRISH CULTURE EVEN THOUGH THAT ORIGINATED IN DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA JAPANESE CULTURE........

BECAUSE IT WAS A VERY BIZARRE "JUSTIFICATION" FOR "ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRKS" IN EXISTENCE IN FUCKING IRELAND THAT CROPPED IN IRELAND "AT THE IRISH DARK HOUR" 190 YEARS AGO TOO.........

THE ONLY WAY FOR A ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER KID TO "GAIN HUMANITY" IS IF YOU ACTUALLY "DON'T GIVE QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS EVER DURING THE INSANITY AND ALLOW THESE KIDS TO INTENTIONALLY OR UNINTENTIONALLY VIEW THEIR VERY QUIRKS AS 'TOYS' IN THEIR SOULS FOR A MOMENT"..........

EVEN THEN, A ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER KID WOULD ONLY "GET PINK EYES" IF THEY ARE A CISGENDER BOY THAT GOT PLAGUED BY THE VERY ANNOYING BUT SLIGHTLY ENDEARING "SALT BUTT" AND WAS A FUCKING VIRGIN BEFORE "HUMANITY"........

NOW SHOUTA AIZAWA NEVER ENCOUNTERED THE INFAMOUS "SALT BUTT" BUT IT'S APPARENTLY A WEIRD AND AWKWARDLY INSTINCTIVE WAY FOR SOME CISGENDER BOY OR MAN TO "FLIRT ABOUT".........

DAMNIT!!!!!

SHOUTA AIZAWA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR DENKI KAMINARI BY A TRIO OF OLD LADIES THAT INTRODUCED THEMSELVES AS "THE MORAI SISTERS"........

-------------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"UM EXCUSE ME BUT I KNOW WHO ON EARTH I 'FUCKED' TO 'MAKE DENKI' AS A 15 YEAR OLD ELDERLING TEENAGE GIRL.......BE FUCKING HAPPY, DENKI GOT HUMANITY.......IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, CHECK FOR 'SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES' IN DENKI'S BRAINS........GOD ALMIGHTY I WANTED DENKI TO SAY HOME TODAY SO I COULD FUCKING TELL HIM 'ALL THE DEETS' ABOUT HIS FUCKING VITALITY QUIRK WELDER DAD, WHO'S STILL A GODDAMN ELDERLING TEENAGE BOY IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY THAT I DEFINITELY COULDN'T SAY DUE TO A FUCKTON OF PROPHECY DEADLOCKS GUYS".........

GOD BLESS RAIKO KAMINARI, DENKI KAMINARI'S MOTHER FOR COMING IN CLUTCH TO "EXPLAIN SHIT" IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH HER TELEPATH POWERS BEFORE A PANIC HAPPENED MORESO THAN IT ALREADY DID ........

*HAPPY AND RELIEVED SIGH FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH TELEPATH POWERS*.......

GOD BLESS........

THANK YOU FOR THE UPDATE RAIKO KAMINARI......

DENKI KAMINARI IS GOING TO BE ONE VERY WEIRD CHILD FOR A WHILE.........

A SANE HUMAN MINDSET BUT IT'S GONNA BE WEIRD AS FUCK........

DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR DENKI KAMINARI BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE GLEE AND RELIEF........

------------------------------------Denki POV-------------------------

Denki Kaminari saw whatever tension in his friends and teacher had, fade away and become happy instead like they were the ones that got "YEE IDIOT STUN" in their brains for a bit.........

Denki felt bizarrely high like he was having fun and Aizawa Sensei immediately tied up Denki Kaminari with his Capture Gear and with a awkward and kinda amused glint in his eyes before saying sternly and flatly to Denki.......

"YEAH THERE'S NO MISTAKING YOUR 'GENETIC SHIT' NOW DENKI KAMINARI......THIS IS GOING TO GET OLD AS FUCK FAST BUT IT'S 'THERE' INGRAINED IN YOUR LOGIC AS A CISGENDER BOY THAT'S INSTINCTIVELY WIRED TO BE 'SALT BUTT' CONSTANTLY DENKI KAMINARI.......COME ON, YOU SHAMROCK LADDIE BOY, FOLLOW ME TO GET A QUIRK INSTINCTS DETERMINATION TEST FOR YOU TO MEDICALLY CONFIRM THE OBVIOUS DENKI KAMINARI".........

Denki spoke with the most awkward, bizarrely instinctive, and polite voice to Aizawa Sensei.......

"AYE YO, I'M SO CONFUSED AND BAFFLED.....WHY DO I NEED A QUIRK INSTINCTS DETERMINATION TEST MATE?????? AYE, IS IT BECAUSE I HAVE PINK EYES NOW?"........

Aizawa Sensei chuckled in sly amusement before saying in a amused and impish tone of voice to Denki........

"COME ON PIRATE BOI, TIME TO GET YOU NECESSARY QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR ALL OF YOUR FUCKING SHIT DENKI KAMINARI.......YOUR MOTHER DEFINITELY KNEW YOUR DAD'S GENETIC SHIT AND HOW THAT INFLUENCED YOUR FUCKING QUIRK DENKI KAMINARI........TIME TO GO TO RECOVERY GIRL".......

AYE YO??????

DAD'S GENETIC SHIT??????

DENKI KAMINARI NEVER KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS DAD EXCEPT THAT HE "HAD BLACK HAIR IN A HAIRCUT JUST LIKE DENKI'S DUE TO EXTREME HAT HAIR", "WAS A ELDERLING TEENAGE BOY DURING THE FUN WITH MOM", AND NOW "HAD CORAL PINK EYES"........

Denki Kaminari was dragged out of the classroom by Aizawa Sensei's Capture Gear.........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"GOD BLESS THOSE GENTLE PONDERINGS OF THIS TEENAGED CLEAR-SIGHTED KIDDO REGARDING HIS MYSTERIOUS AND GOOFY FATHER THAT HAD 'SHAMROCK VIBES' IN HIS EXISTENCE THAT POPPED INTO JAPAN TO MAKE DENKI KAMINARI AT SOME POINT".........

GOD BLESS.......

IT'S CLUNKY AS FUCK BUT, THE MORTAL WHITEWATER KIDS THAT THALIA GRACE ENCOUNTERED THAT HAD "ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRKS" AND JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE GENETICALLY RELATED TO SOME IMMORTAL WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM MEMBER, ALWAYS HAD SUCH A "NONCHALANT ATTITUDE" FOR "CASUAL CHILD ABANDONMENT" SINCE "PIRATE BOYS" ARE FUCKING NOTORIOUS FOR "LOVE AND BOLT" IN IRISH CULTURE..........

WHY YOU GOTTA "BAMBOOZLE THE PIRATE BOY OR MAN" INTO "STICKING WITH YOU IN MARRIAGE" OR AT LEAST "COMING BACK TO A KID'S LIFE TO MAKE THEM BE A GENUINE FATHER THAT'LL STEP UP".........

IT'S AWKWARD AS HELL BUT THERE'S A REASON WHY "DENKI KAMINARI'S DWEEB FATHER" IS BEING BLASTED INTO GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS........

"IRISH PIRATE BOY REALIZED HE GOOFED IN JAPAN AND WAS LOOKING FOR HIS KIDDO".......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR DENKI KAMINARI BY RAIKO KAMINARI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........

-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------

"OI, TEST TO SEE IF THE OL' KAMINARI LADDIE HAD 'THE ANGELINE POP' ERASERHEAD LAD!!!!! IF OL' ANGELINE HIMSELF IS FINALLY SAILING ABOUT IN A DIFFERENT CULTURE AND DIRECTLY ACTIVE IN A LADDIE'S OR LASSIE'S LIFE THEN PRAISE GOD BECAUSE THAT MEANS THAT 'THE GLORY OF QUIRKS ERA' IS UPON YEE!!!!!! YOU CAN TEST FOR THAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT TO LOOK FOR ERASERHEAD LAD!!!!!! IF OL' ANGELINE HIMSELF IS THE OL' KAMINARI LADDIE'S POP INSTEAD OF SOME FAR FLUNG ANCESTOR, THEN YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SEE 'THE MARAI BOON' IN THE QUIRK OF OL' KAMINARI LADDIE!!!!!! I CAN'T TELL MUCH MORE THOUGH DUE TO MY EYES OF PROPHECY LADDIES AND LASSIES!"........

FUCK YES TO RANDOM IRISH PEOPLE COMING IN CLUTCH WHENEVER THE ENTIRE PLANET GOT "BLASTED WITH SPARK PLUG'S IRISH GENETIC ORIGINS" THAT GOT BLATANTLY REVEALED TO EVERYONE DUE TO "PIRATE BOY VERBAL TICS" AND ESPECIALLY "SALT BUTT" WHENEVER SPARK PLUG GAINED HUMANITY IN HIS LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK'S BULLSHIT........

ALSO FUCKING "ANGELINE".......

SELF-EXPLANATORY, BADASS........

IMAGINE IF IT WAS "ANGELINE HIMSELF" THAT WAS "SPARK PLUG'S IRISH GEEZER, COMING BACK INTO THE PICTURE".......

KATSUKI BAKUGOU'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR SPARK PLUG BY THE FATE HAGS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT.......

-----------------------------------Nico POV------------------------

"FORGIVE US TRIO OF OLD FATE GODDESSES BUT NOT EVEN 'WE' KNEW ABOUT 'THE MARAI BOON' OR OF 'ANGELINE' BUT THAT'S HONESTLY DUE TO OUR AWKWARD CONFUSION OF 'ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDERS' BEING YA KNOW......

"SO DEEPLY BIZARRE REGARDLESS OF GENDER ESPECIALLY THE CISGENDER BOYS, HOW BIZARRE IRELAND HAD ACTUALLY BECOME OVER THE YEARS IN TERMS OF CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE DUE TO THE ODDITY OF HOW THEY GOT TO BE A COMPLETELY SOVEREIGN EUROPEAN NATION IN THEIR MYTHOLOGY, AND THE EVER INCREASINGLY UNIQUELY OCEANIC AND SPOOKY MODERN DAY IRISH MYTHOLOGY WHISPERING THEIR ECHOES TO EXPLAIN CERTAIN PHENOMENA IN IRELAND AFTER 'THE SALTY GHOST OF THE PIRATE KING' APPEARED ON THE IRISH ISLE"..........

WHY WE STAYED AWAY FROM IRELAND IN GENERAL UNLESS WE DETECTED A VERY POWERFUL HALF-BLOOD KID THAT HAD A ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK TYPE AND WERE ENGAGING WITH AMERICAN CULTURE DIRECTLY".......

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy was nervous about all of this "ATTENTION TO DENKI" as Nico decided to cool off by finding some cutie pie of a girl to have fun with......

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy warped into Mufufasa City to have fun........

Oddly Enough, whenever Nico arrived in Mufufasa City, a soft noise like Radio Static echoed throughout the world, as Nico sensed something in the air that was "HOLDING IT'S BREATH" or "ANTICIPATING SOMETHING BIG"........

Nico shrugged his shoulders and swung around the skyscrapers of the city like fucking Spider-Man but with his arms stretching and swinging his body around with the glory of his Post-Quirk Maddened Sane Gomu Gomu No Mi Quirk Powers........

Nico D'Angelo was wearing his typical attire, a black vest but was shirtless underneath it and with his vest open so you could see part of his extremely suntanned and salt chaffed bare skinned chest, tattered jean shorts that only went to his knees, he was completely barefooted, and most importantly and iconically, A Strawhat in a identical way to "The Luffy Character's Hat" on top of his head........

Nico stopped swinging around and landed on top of a rooftop.......

Nico yawned loudly and mused out loud in his voice, which had over time shifted into a very goofy, nonchalant, slightly rude, and impish cadence, which was a far cry away from "MORTAL, GLOOMY, AND CHEERLESSLY QUIRK MADDENED PAST SELF" that was "THE AMBASSADOR OF PLUTO" long ago......

"AYE YO.......AM I RUNNING AWAY FROM SOMETHING MELANCHOLY????? I WAS BORN IN JANUARY 28TH, 1980, SPENT A LONG ASS TIME TRAPPED IN THAT BLASTED TIME WARP HOTEL BEFORE I GOT FREED IN THE 2010s WHENEVER I WAS 10 YEARS OLD IN EVERYTHING BUT CHRONOLOGICALLY BACK THEN......IT'S PRETTY ODD, HOW I, AS A KID OF A AFTERLIFE OVERSEER/AFTERLIFE LORDSHIP/AFTERLIFE GATEKEEPER QUIRK WELDER MAN, I DON'T THINK ABOUT THIS IRONY.......I, A IMMORTAL AND VIBRANTLY ALIVE TEENAGER, BUT HAVING DEATH AND GLOOM IN MY BIRTH SHOULDN'T WORK OUT BUT IT DOES FOR ME.....I AM A FAR CRY FROM MY INHUMANLY QUIRK MADDENED AND DELUSIONAL PAST PERSPECTIVE AND PERSONALITY YA KNOW........LIKE I'M NOT DOING THE QUIRKSIDE THING TO MYSELF BECAUSE I CONSTANTLY HANGOUT IN THE UNDERDEPTH AND KEEP IN TOUCH WITH MY 'GOTHIC SIDE' AS IT WERE BUT IT'S JUST 'REMIXED' COMPARED TO MY DAD'S THING......SEA GHOSTS ARE MORE COLORFUL AND SOULFUL EVEN THOUGH THEY'RE DEAD SHADES SINCE THEY ALL PERISHED AT SEA AND THEY HAD A GENUINELY UNIQUE AND ADVENTUROUS STORY EVEN THOUGH IT LEAD TO THEM DYING YA KNOW.......'LAND GHOSTS' ARE TYPICALLY SO DEPRESSING AND/OR MALEVOLENT........AYE YO, I HAVEN'T REALLY THOUGHT ABOUT MUCH DEEP CRAP FOR CENTURIES NOW, EVER SINCE I 'GAINED HUMANITY' BUT THAT'S CHANGING YA KNOW........IT'S ODD HOW I NEVER REALLY 'PROCESSED' ABOUT THE SEMANTICS OF 'FATHERHOOD' UNTIL RECENTLY.......AYE YO, I HAVE A LOT OF KIDDOS OUT THERE AND WAY MORE DESCENDENTS DUE TO MY HORNY DUMBASSERY OVER CENTURIES AFTER I GAINED HUMANITY........FOR A HEART THAT'S GOT 'THE DRUMS OF LIBERATION' INSIDE, I HAVE BEEN SO COLD AND GRIM TOWARDS MY OWN KIDS EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE PRETTY OKAY WITH IT FOR THE MOST PART WITHOUT TOO MANY GRIPES.......AYE WHAT'S 'DIFFERENT' WITH 'THIS KID' COMPARED TO THE REST????? AM I REALLY JUST A DUNCE FACE NOW????? AM I REALLY JUST A BIZARRE JOKE?".......

Nico took off his Strawhat and looked at his iconic hat of glory and fame in the most forlorn way......

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy felt his wild and chaotic black hair flutter in the wind........

Nico put his hat back on his head before zipping away by swinging around with his stretching limbs while saying in a awkwardly forced chipper voice.......

"JEEZ THAT'S A BUMMER PHILOSOPHICAL TYPE OF THING AYE YO!!!!! I'M HUNGRY, I'M GONNA TRY SOME WEIRD JAPANESE FOOD!!!!!! AYE YO, I'M PROUD OF ALL OF THOSE KIDDOS OF MINE, BOTH LIVING AND DEPARTED!!!!!! LET'S SEE WHERE FATE SAILED IN THE SEAS OF DESTINY WITH ALL THESE PLOT TWISTS EH!".......

Oddly enough, a noise like Radio Static echoed throughout The Planet like something was Turning Off.......

-------------------------------------Denki POV-------------------------

"HMM DENKI, THAT ELDERLING TEENAGE BOY GOT SOME BIZARRE HAIRCUT, WHAT DO YOU THINK SON OF MINE?"........

Denki Kaminari was crying like a goddamn baby as he saw "HIMSELF" but with solid black hair and a ominous crescent mooned shaped scar underneath his left eye on The TV screen in The U.A. Infirmary during the most impactful time of his life.........

DAD??????

IS THAT REALLY YOU??????

DENKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "YOUR DAD" BY HIS OWN MOM........

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"OI LASSIES AND LADDIES, THE GLORY OF QUIRKS ERA IS UPON US!!!!!! THAT OL' KAMINARI LADDIE IS ONE REALLY LUCKY LAD!!!!! O' MIGHTY NICODEMUS ANGELINE HIMSELF IS SWINGING BY TO VISIT HIS U.A. STUDENT LADDIE!".......

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead was laughing in joy on behalf of Denki Kaminari's absolute euphoria that was crying in joyful confusion in the background getting his blood drawn to determine his quirk instinctive shit by Recovery Girl........

SERIOUSLY HAVE THIS DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA KID "GET QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS" AND "QUIRKED HUMAN SCHOOLING SOCIALIZATION" SINCE THIS KID DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW "JACKSHIT" ABOUT HOW TO SATE HIS INSTINCTIVE STUFF AND "FUNCTION IN HUMAN SOCIETY, BEYOND IRELAND"........

IRISH CULTURE GOT "WAYWARD SEAFARER CHILD SHENANIGANS" REIGNED IN DUE TO "DEALING WITH NICODEMUS ANGELINE'S GENETIC BULLSHIT EVERYWHERE AND UNINTENTIONALLY BEING THE BIGGEST DEADBEAT TEENAGE DAD EVER"........

THAT'S BASICALLY WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE WITH NICODEMUS ANGELINE.......

"WAYWARD SEAFARER INSTINCTS AND NATURES, BLASTING THE IRELAND ISLE WITH THE BIGGEST SCHOOL TRUANCY RECORD IN HUMAN HISTORY IN ONE VERY RECKLESS, HORNY, AND GOOFY ELDERLING TEENAGE BOY THAT'S BEEN DICKING AROUND FOR CENTURIES NOW".........

GOD BLESS NO WONDER WHY DENKI KAMINARI'S ACADEMIC GRADES ARE SHIT IF HE WASN'T "WANDERING AROUND ENOUGH"........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NICODEMUS ANGELINE BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE JOY........

Shouta saw Denki Kaminari's SANE PINK EYES like his actual biological father's SANE HUMAN EYES get wide and blown the fuck out from "REALIZATION" in the background.........

------------------------------------Denki POV--------------------------

"WE SEE IT YA KNOW DENKI KAMINARI, THE BLOOD OF THE PATRON GOD OF IRELAND FLOWING IN YOUR HEART YOUNG DEMIGOD SON OF MARAI.......THIS IS WHAT THAT IMPISH AND GOOFY IRISH PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER MAN 'MEANT' BY 'THE MARAI BOON' IN YOUR QUIRK DENKI KAMINARI.......GOD BLESS, WE DIDN'T REALIZE THAT BY LEAVING IRELAND ALONE FOR AGES NOW, WE UNINTENTIONALLY IGNORED A ENTIRE IRISH PANTHEON OF GODS AND GODDESSES THAT WAS DEVELOPING OVER THERE WITH MARAI AS THE PANTHEON REGIS GOD OF IRELAND.......NONE OF THOSE IRISH GODS AND GODDESSES 'CHAT' AMONGST THEMSELVES EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE A GAGGLE OF CEASELESSLY WANDERING FAMILY OF GODS AND GODDESSES THAT DIDN'T EVEN 'CONNECT' WITH EACH OTHER DUE TO HOW SHOT OUT MARAI'S LOGIC IS THAT IS SO POWERFULLY PREVALENT.......SERIOUSLY, THIS PANTHEON OF IRISH GODS AND GODDESSES NEED TO 'MAKE A COUNCIL' AND 'ORGANIZE THEMSELVES' IN A SIMILAR SITUATION TO OLYMPUS BUT, RETAINING THEIR GLORIOUS HERITAGE AND CULTURAL RICHES"........

AYE YO, WHY ARE YOU THREE OLD LADIES DELUSIONAL??????

AT LEAST THESE PEOPLE ARE "JUST VIBING" AND NOT BOTHERING YOU.......

HOWEVER WOW.......

THERE'S JUST SO MANY "DENKIS" THAT DENKI KAMINARI DIDN'T ACTUALLY "KNOW ABOUT".....…

*EXCITED AND HAPPY LAUGHTER FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS THAT "DADDY NEEKS" DIDN'T GET*..........

DENKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "DADDY NEEKS" BY THIS SOOTHING AND WONDERFUL PRESENCE OF "A LARGER-THEN-LIFE MAN" THAT INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS "ADONAI"..........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"DESPITE THE IRRITATIONS OF CONSTANT FORNICATIONS FROM NICO OVER THE YEARS, NICO CAN AND WILL BE A GOOD FATHER IF HE JUST LEARNED HOW.....I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WATCHED NICO TUG AT DENKI'S UNNAMED QUIRK TO GET DENKI TO 'UNINTENTIONALLY GAIN HUMANITY' PERMANENTLY BY INVOKING SOME GOOFS THAT COULD ONLY COME FROM A TRAGIC AND SOMBER LORED BOY THAT UNINTENTIONALLY GAINED HUMANITY BUT IN THE MOST ABSOLUTELY DESTRUCTIVE WAYS FOR A HUMAN SOUL THAT DIDN'T HAVE 'SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES' AT THE TIME OF BREAKING DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC.....THIS IS WHY 'PINK EYES' ARE ALWAYS A OMINOUS ANNOUNCEMENT FROM TRUE DIVINITY HIMSELF FOR ANYONE ELSE THAT DIDN'T HAVE 'SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES' THAT IT WAS 'PERMANENT QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC BREAKING THE QUIRK ITSELF TO A BORDERLINE MINDLESS TOY FOR A HUMAN BEING'.......SERIOUSLY DO NOT 'GAIN HUMANITY' IN THE METHOD THAT NICO DID EVER ALRIGHT".......

JESUS CHRIST......

GOD IN HINDSIGHT NO WONDER WHY "ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRKS" ARE REQUIRED TO "UNINTENTIONALLY GAIN HUMANITY" BY "NO QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR ANY INSTINCTS WHATSOEVER AND FOR A SINGLE MOMENT IN YOUR HEART SEEING YOUR QUIRK AS A TOY TO PLAY WITH"........

BECAUSE THAT'S HOW NICODEMUS ANGELINE "GAINED HUMANITY" BUT DIDN'T HAVE THE FUCKING BUILT-IN "SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES".......

THAT'S LIKE A FUCKING TERRIFYING "HYPER DUEL QUIRK MADNESS"........

THANK GOD, LITERALLY, FOR HAVING NICODEMUS ANGELINE EVENTUALLY GET THE NECESSARY INSTINCTIVE STUFF TO "BE HUMAN BEYOND HIS OWN QUIRK AND HUMANITY".......

GOD.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NICODEMUS ANGELINE BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN SOMBER AGREEMENT........

------------------------------------Denki POV--------------------------

"WHY WE WERE FUCKING PANICKING IN OUR STRINGS OF FATE BECAUSE NOT EVEN 'WE' ARE CRUEL ENOUGH TO WEAVE 'THE PINKED EYED TERROR' IN ANYONE THAT ISN'T 'A CHILD OR DESCENDANT OF FUCKING MARAI HIMSELF' AND WE DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU HAD 'THE MENTAL HEALTH SAFEGUARDING AND PHYSIOLOGICAL PROTECTIONS TO HANDLE A HYPER HUMAN MANIA' LIKE THAT DENKI KAMINARI......YOUR WILY MOTHER DEFINITELY KNEW YOUR SHIT WAY MORE THAN YOU EVER DID DUE TO KNOWING ABOUT MARAI'S UNINTENTIONAL SELF-IMPOSED TERROR BUT GOT RESOLVED THANK GOD".........

Denki Kaminari looked at his hands that were shaking in fear.......

AYE, IF DADDY NEEKS EVER FOR ONE SINGLE MOMENT "HAD A PARADOXICAL STATE" THAT CONFLICTED WITH HIS "HUMANITY OR QUIRK" WHILE JUST "RAW-DOGGED IN HUMANITY WITHOUT BEING FUCKING HEALTHY INSTINCTIVELY" IT WOULD BEEN A AUTOMATIC "PERMANENT PARADOXICAL MELTDOWN STATUS" THAT WOULD BE ETERNAL PHYSICAL SUFFERING AS A FUCKING IMMORTAL KID THAT "CAN'T DIE"........

WHY THIS ADONAI GUY DIDN'T "SCOLD DENKI'S DAD" EVER.......

UNTIL NOW.......

IT TOOK FUCKING CENTURIES FOR THIS TO GET RESOLVED.......

DENKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR DENKI'S DAD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY SOMBER AGREEMENT.....

-------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"OI KAMINARI LADDIE THAT'S EXACTLY WHY NOBODY IN IRELAND DID ANY TYPE OF INTERVENTION FOR NICODEMUS ANGELINE IN HIS IRISH LAD NAME, A IRISHIFED VERSION OF 'THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN NAME' OF NICODEMUS ANGELINE YA KNOW......CONNECT THE DOTS LADDIE TO THE TRAGEDY OF YOUR WEE OL' MAN".......

Thalia Grace immediately fell on her hands and knees, broke down sobbing in absolute terror and sorrow, and screamed so goddamn hard and loud.........

NICO D'ANGELO NO!!!!!!!!

DAMNIT NICO WHY DID YOU HURT YOURSELF SO GODDAMN MUCH???!!!!!!

NO WONDER WHY YOUR QUIRK SHIT IS SO TRASHED AND SHOT OUT TO HIGH HELL NICO!!!!!!

THAT'S THE WORST GLASS CANNON WAY TO GAIN HUMANITY AND SANITY NICO!!!!!!

FUCK!!!!!

YOU BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL RECKLESS IDIOT REGARDING YOUR OWN PHYSICAL AND MENTAL HEALTH, YOU DESERVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE MORE THEN YOUR IMPULSIVE BULLSHIT BOTH IN QUIRK AND HUMANITY NICO!!!!!!!!

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NICO D'ANGELO BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE SOBBING HORRIBLY........

Thalia Grace continued bawling her eyes out.......

Chapter Text

9PM......

ON AUGUST 9TH.......

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy was casually watching his kiddo with Telepath Powers, Denki Kaminari, learning the wonderful joy of Salt Butt but in his understandably private bedroom where he could figure his stuff out without being embarrassed to combustion........

Nico did some tugging in Denki's Innate Quirk with his own Quirk's Powers to get his kiddo to sniff his grubby hands that would smell of salt after a long time of butt scratching......

Naturally, Denki was embarrassed as fuck by the stuff that Nico was tugging at Denki's Innate Quirk to do per say.......

Fortunately, Denki instinctively sniffed his salt butted fingers and immediately his eyes got extremely wide and excited........

Nico overheard Denki whisper in a grossly fascinated way while looking at his fingers like he "UNLOCKED THE FUN OF HANDS" in the darkness of his bedroom at night........

"AYE YO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT, WOAH, I DIDN'T KNOW MY BUTT CAN SMELL THAT GOOD......THIS IS SO FUCKING EMBARRASSING AND I DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T SNIFF 'SALT BUTT FINGERS' IN FUCKING PUBLIC AND ESPECIALLY IN FRONT OF A TEENAGE GIRL I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS.......JEEZ, IF MY BUTTCHEEKS HAD SOME WEIRD AS HELL 'SCRATCH N' SNIFF' THING.....THEN SERIOUSLY WHAT OTHER THINGS CAN I SCRATCH ON MY BODY TO ACTIVATE WHATEVER THE FUCK 'THAT BRAIN SCENT CRACK' IS?"........

Nico was suppressing chuckling in seeing his kiddo discovering his stuff........

Nico whispered in a playful and cryptic tone of voice within Denki's Soul with Telepath Powers......

"AYE YO, MAYBE YOU SHOULD WANDER OFF AND TRY TO FIND SOMETHING VALUABLE AND PRICEY DENKI"......

Denki Kaminari, Nico's Kiddo whispered in awestruck wonderment......

"AYE DAD????? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME RIGHT NOW?"......

Nico whispered in a cryptic and goofy voice to Denki with Telepath Powers.......

"AYE YO HMM, IF YOU BLINDFOLD YOURSELF WITH SOMETHING AND FOCUS ON 'TREASURE' YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO 'SEE' SOMETHING UNIQUE IN THE DARKNESS DENKI".......

Denki was laughing as he asked Nico in a very goofy and optimistic way......

"AYE HOLY SHIT IT IS YOU NEEKS, WHAT ARE UP TO IN THIS TOWN MATE?"........

Nico whispered softly and soothingly to Denki with Telepath Powers.......

"AYE YO, I'M JUST THINKING ABOUT STUFF, LOTS OF AWKWARD INTROSPECTION JUNK EVEN THOUGH I STOPPED BEING THAT 'CHEERLESS, PHILOSOPHICAL, AND DEPRESSED TYPE OF GRUMP' EVEN THOUGH I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SLIDING BACK INTO THAT BONKED STUFF YA KNOW DENKI"........

Denki awkwardly mumbled out loud in a somber way......

"AYE, WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT ME FOR YOU TO INTERACT WITH ME DAD?".......

Nico awkwardly and somberly told Denki.......

"AYE YO, IF I TRULY KNEW THAT I WOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT YOU BEHIND WITH YOUR MOM AND BEEN A DEADBEAT DENKI......IT WAS ODD, TO BE LIVING IN A CULTURE THAT WAS INCREASINGLY BECOMING 'MORE HUMAN ME' OVER THE YEARS WHICH BROUGHT ME JOY BUT CONFUSED ME TOO.....THAT'S THE DANKASS THING OF IMMORTALITY DENKI.......AYE MATE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO VERBALIZE PHILOSOPHY SHIT ANYMORE.......I DON'T KNOW KIDDO"........

Denki had tears in his eyes, said he had to go to bed, and he rolled away from Nico's presence in his bed.....

Nico reluctantly disconnected his Telepath Powers in Denki's mind.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY HEARTBREAKING CONVERSATION WE THREE FATE GODDESSES HAD TO HEAR FROM IN A UNINTENTIONAL TELEPATH QUIRK SLIP FROM THIS DEMIGOD SON OF MARAI IN HIS INTERACTION WITH HIS GODLY FATHER".........

IT'S EXTREMELY FUCKED HOW "THE PERCY JACKSON BOOKS SERIES" WAS COMPLETELY "TRUE" IN A DELUSIONAL QUIRK MADDENED CONTEXT THAT WAS WRITTEN IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA ABOUT "WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM SHIT".........

"NICO D'ANGELO/NICODEMUS ANGELINE" IS BY FAR THE MOST GODDAMN HEARTBREAKING TEENAGE BOY SHOUTA AIZAWA AKA ERASERHEAD HAD TO "CONFRONT" IN TERMS OF "BACKSTORY"........

NICO D'ANGELO WAS "DELUSIONALLY QUIRK MADDENED" THE ENTIRE TIME HE WAS TRAPPED IN THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM........

WHAT'S SO GODDAMN TRAGIC IS SHOUTA "READ ALL THOSE BOOKS" TO INVESTIGATE WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT THAT "NICO D'ANGELO" IS DEALING WITH BY "NOT DEALING WITH IT EVER"........

IT WAS "A THROWAWAY DETAIL" TOO BUT THAT WAS LITERALLY JUST "CORE HUMAN BEING TRAIT" IN HINDSIGHT........

"WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID, I LOVED PIRATES".........

YEAH........

THAT'S IT, THE ONLY GODDAMN "HINT" OF NICO D'ANGELO'S "HUMANITY" BEYOND HIS BULLSHIT QUIRK MADNESS AT THE TIME THAT'S WRITTEN DOWN BY PEOPLE THAT DIRECTLY INTERACTED WITH NICO D'ANGELO IN THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA 200+ YEARS AGO.......

OF COURSE SOME TIME AFTER NICO D'ANGELO "BOLTED FROM INSANE DICKERY OF THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM PERMANENTLY" AND BEFORE HE DEALT WITH "THE DARK HOUR OF IRELAND 190 YEARS AGO", NICO D'ANGELO "SAW ONE PIECE" AND IMMEDIATELY BLASTED INTO HIS CHILDHOOD HUMAN NOSTALGIA OF "PIRATES" SO GODDAMN HARD HE TURNED INTO "THE WORLD'S MOST TERRIFYING GLASS CANNON" IN HIS LOGIC, QUIRK, AND HUMANITY BEFORE HE GOT HEALTHY IN HIS QUIRK THAT GAVE HIM "SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES".......

THE VERY SHIT THAT ALLOWED NICO D'ANGELO TO "BECOMING ALL PHILOSOPHICAL AGAIN" IN HIS OWN FUCKING HUMAN SOULED LOGIC AND QUIRK THAT LITERAL DIVINE FORCE HAD TO RETROACTIVELY "GIVE TO ALL OF NICO D'ANGELO'S CROTCH SPAWN" TO PREVENT "PERMANENT HYPER HUMAN MANIA" LIKE NICO D'ANGELO WAS FUCKING TRAPPED IN FOR CENTURIES........

NICO D'ANGELO CLEARLY DIDN'T KNOW "JACKSHIT" ABOUT THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM "CRAWLING BACK IN HIS LIFE" RIGHT NOW........

GOD NO WONDER WHY "IRELAND" HAD "CLOSED BORDERS" EVER SINCE THEY GOT PERMANENTLY LIBERATED IN HINDSIGHT.......

BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS FUCKING "KNEW THE ENTIRE 'NICODEMUS ANGELINE' BULLSHIT AND HOW UNINTENTIONALLY FUCKED OVER HE WAS FOR AGES BEFORE HE GOT HEALTHY" AND KNEW THAT "IRELAND HAD TO BE CUT OFF SINCE THAT'S NICO D'ANGELO'S HOME BASE"..........

NICO D'ANGELO NEEDS TO BE A CLASS 1.A. U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT ASAP.......

SAME WITH FUCKING THALIA GRACE, WHO'S ALSO ALIVE AND COULD HELP NICO D'ANGELO WITH "BEING MORE THAN HIS QUIRK AND HIS OWN GODDAMN HUMANITY"........

DENKI KAMINARI "NEEDS DAD".......

BUT TRAGICALLY ENOUGH, NICO D'ANGELO "NEEDS SON" WAY MORE THAN HE EVEN REALIZED.......

WHAT'S SO AWFUL IS THE FACT THAT NICO D'ANGELO'S ENTIRE "HUMAN CHARACTER" RIGHT NOW IS "HYPERFIXATION BLAST OF ONE PIECE SHIT"......…

LIKE A KID THAT EVEN BEFORE HE "GAINED HUMANITY" IN HIS LIFE SAW HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE AS "A GOOFY GAME".......

THAT'S THE WORST TYPE OF "HUMAN CHILDISHNESS" IN EXISTENCE.......

IMAGINE IF DENKI KAMINARI "GREW UP, IN IRELAND".......

"A PERMANENTLY QUIRK MADDENED KID THAT WAS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF ANYTHING BUT HIS OWN QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE STUFF AND DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO FIND SOMETHING 'BEYOND THAT' TO MAKE A SANE HUMAN MINDSET".........

NO WONDER WHY THE HELL IRISH CULTURE HAD TO MAKE "QUIRK-HUMAN PERSONALITY INTEGRATION THERAPY" FOR EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT HAD "SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES" AND ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER.......

*SUDDEN AND POWERFULLY AWESOME REALIZATION*.......

WELL DONE YOU SLY BASTARD ADONAI!!!!!!!

"OL' DADDY NEEKS WILL TEACH THE SON ABOUT HEALTHY QUIRK INSTINCT SATISFACTION AND BRATTY DENKS WILL TEACH THE DAD ABOUT PERSONALITY AND HUMANITY BEYOND A FUCKING 'PERSONA' OR 'GAME' THE LONGER THEY INTERACT!".......

SLY BASTARD ADONAI, THAT'S AMAZING!!!!!!!

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NICO D'ANGELO AND DENKI KAMINARI BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN JOY.........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"WHY I FUCKING MOVED TO JAPAN GUYS".......

JESUS THANK YOU FOR THAT VERY POWERFUL BUT TERRIFYING CLARIFICATION RAIKO KAMINARI.......

RAIKO KAMINARI WAS "BORN IRISH", "KNEW NICODEMUS ANGELINE SHIT COMPLETELY", AND "GOT PREGNANT WITH A NICO BABY IN IRELAND".......

GOD ALMIGHTY IT'S "CALCULATED".......

"GIVE THE ONE PIECE DWEEB THE ACTUAL DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE AND CONTEXT OF THE HYPERFIXATION BLASTING OF HUMANITY BY MOVING TO THE CULTURE THAT 'ONE PIECE' FIRST CAME FROM"...…..

WHAT IS DENKI'S ACTUAL QUIRK??????

WHAT IS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT THAT "NICO D'ANGELO AND DENKI KAMINARI ARE VIBING TOGETHER" IN THEIR QUIRKS??????

WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT THAT NICO WOULD "STICK AROUND" FOR "DENKI" EVEN THOUGH IT WOULD PERMANENTLY PARADOXICAL MELTDOWN STATED HIS ASS INTO ETERNAL LIVING TORMENT IF NICO DIDN'T GET "SELF-SOOTHING STIMMY INSTINCTS AND NATURES" PERIOD??????

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NICO AND DENKI BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT........

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"TOP OF THE MORN LASSIE THALIA, EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T REVEAL MUCH ABOUT THE FINER DETAILS BUT, I CAN TELL YA THAT OL' KAMINARI LADDIE BOY'S AND OL' ANGELINE'S FATHER-SON DYNAMIC IS GOING TO BE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT YA KNOW!!!!! ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT FINALLY, THAT ANGRY AND PISSY WANKER GHOST PRINCE COSPLAYING AS HIS OWN FATHER THAT USED TO BE 'SHADOW TRAVEL, THE QUIRK' GOT IT'S INHUMAN SHIT BOOTED OUT NOWADAYS LASSIE!!!! THAT PISSY WEE OL' SHADOW TRAVEL QUIRK WANKER GHOST FINALLY SAW 'OL' STRAWHAT' AS 'A REAL CROWN' INSTEAD OF 'A REVOLTING OL' PERKS JACKSON MOCKERY' IN LACK OF A BETTER PHRASING YA KNOW!".........

WAIT......

WHY IS IT "THIS SAME PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER MAN" THAT IS "SPEAKING ON BEHALF OF IRISH PEOPLE THAT KNEW THIS DRAMA" EVERY SINGLE TIME CONSTANTLY WHENEVER PEOPLE "NEED A IRISH GUY TO FEED INFORMATION" TO PEOPLE?????

WHO ARE YOU SIR??????

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN ABSOLUTE JOY.......

-------------------------------------Izuku POV-------------------------

"OH!!! AREN'T YOU A CURIOUS LAD ERASERHEAD??!!!!! PERHAPS THE BETTER QUESTION TO ASK YEE OL' HEAVEN SHANKS IS YA KNOW!!!!!!

"WHO AM I REALLY, WHERE IS MY PLACE, AND WHY AM I FEELING SO ALONE IN MY EXISTENCE?".......

BEFORE YOU ASK ME, THE OL' HEAVEN SHANKS IS LITERALLY JUST JEHOVAH HIMSELF, THE GOD OF ABRAHAM, ISAAC, AND JACOB!!!!! THE REALEST GOD OF EM' ALL YA KNOW!"......…

THIS ONE PROPHECY QUIRK WELDER MAN IS "SO LOUD AND SHOUTY" IN THE GLOBAL TELEPATH THING GOING ON FOR SOME REASON.......

ALSO CAN WE PLEASE GIVE AIZAWA SENSEI "HUMANITY" IN HIS OMEGA PROGENITOR QUIRK WELDER VIRGIN ASSED SHIT THAT'S A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER TOO??????

*FERAL LAUGHING FROM "THE SAME IRISH PROPHECY MAN" IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*......

IZUKU MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR AIZAWA SENSEI BY "VIRGIL" WHILE THE SAME IRISH PROPHECY MAN FROM BEFORE WAS LAUGHING IN GLEE.......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"OI EVERGREEN PRINCE LADDIE, THAT'S A RUDE THING TO SAY ABOUT YOUR OWN TEACHER!!!!! JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE MORE 'TALENTED' IN SUCH NUANCES LADDIE DIDN'T MAKE YOU FEEL THE JUSTIFICATION TO RIP YOUR TEACHER'S ASS LIKE THAT, YOU SALT DOGGED LITTLE WANKER!"......

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD "TRANSLATE THIS MAN'S SHIT" BECAUSE HIS "ACCENT AND SLANG" IS WAY TOO "IRISH" TO UNDERSTAND UNLESS YOU'RE FUCKING IRISH......

THALIA GRACE DEFINITELY KNEW THAT THIS MAN "DID SPIRITUAL EVISCERATING" OF IZUKU MIDORIYA'S EXISTENCE WHENEVER THIS MAN CALLED IZUKU "SALT DOGGED LITTLE WANKER".......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.....

With Telepath Powers, a Title Card of sorts appeared on The Group Chat or whatever this bizarre Telepath Quirk Broadcasting System is becoming that said as follows......

"SALT DOGGED LITTLE WANKER = TEEN BOY CASANOVA THAT KEPT FORGETTING PROTECTION LIKE A PIRATE AND MAKING BABIES THAT HE DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT".....

OH SHIT!!!!!!!

THAT'S HILARIOUS AND AWFUL HOW "ELOQUENT" THAT INSULT ACTUALLY "WAS" TOWARDS IZUKU MIDORIYA'S MANWHORE ASS........

THAT MAN, PROBABLY NAMED "VIRGIL" JUST FUCKING DECIMATED IZUKU'S REPUTATION "IN JAPANESE CULTURE" PERMANENTLY AND EFFORTLESSLY SINCE "PIRATE LOVE SHENANIGANS" DO NOT FUCKING "FLY" IN JAPANESE CULTURED SENSIBILITIES SINCE "ONE PIECE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK SHIT" WAS BASICALLY "NON-EXISTENT" IN THIS MORE SEXUALLY CONSERVATIVE CULTURE......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN ANNOYED AGREEMENT.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"WHY DO YOU THINK THAT EVERGREEN PRINCE LADDIE CASUALLY TOTTED DOWN THAT ENCHANTED GLOBAL LABYRINTH TOWARDS IRELAND THALIA LASSIE????? TO PREVENT THE MIGHTY IRE OF THE ALCHEMIST, THE EVERGREEN PRINCE LADDIE'S MA TOWARDS HIM OF COURSE"........

DAMNIT WHY?????

OF COURSE DR. INKO MIDORIYA IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE THROWING A GODDAMN SHIT FIT FOR GOOD REASONS........

IRELAND HAD "ENOUGH PIRATE BOYS" RUNNING AROUND, THE LAST THING THOSE PEOPLE NEED IS "A JAPANESE PIRATE BOY SNEAKING AROUND AND BREAKING IRELAND BORDER LAWS WITH THE FUCKING LABYRINTH"........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR IZUKU MIDORIYA BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT......

------------------------------------Denki POV--------------------------

-----------3 Hours Later----------------------

12AM.......

ON AUGUST 10TH........

Denki Kaminari was feeling so restless and jittery in his bedroom even though he had to sleep........

AYE, WAIT A MINUTE........

"WAYWARD SEAFARER INSTINCTS AND NATURES"......

Denki looked at his phone, looked at some contact info of his classmates, and he lingered at "Kyoka Jiro" or "Jiro-Chan" in terms of his hesitation for some unknown but pleasurable reason.........

Even though he was barefooted and only wearing black pajama pants, Denki got out of bed, set his phone down, felt one of his grubby hands scratch his ass briefly, drool instinctively for some unknown reason, and he snuck out of his childhood home from the bedroom window.......

*SOFT AND MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*........

Denki traveled throughout Mufufasa City, heading toward Jiro-Chan's Place to hangout or something similar.........

------------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------

Kyoka Jiro was deeply and heavily sleeping in her bed........

-----------Bizarre Sea Charmer Dream--------------------

Kyoka Jiro was on a beautiful beach and it was very bizarrely "Celtic" and "Haunted Sailor Town" vibe going on for some reason......

Kyoka heard a awkward and soothing whisper of Adonai's Voice in the dream........

"WELL THIS IS GOING TO BE RATHER ODD FOR YOU TO DO BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU WAKE UP, YOU'LL FIND A NECKLACE WITH A ANCHOR PENDANT IN YOUR HAND, WHEN DENKI POPS IN TO VISIT YOU, DO NOT RESIST HIS CLUMSY AFFECTIONS, BUT DON'T LET DENKI SEE THIS ANCHOR PENDANT NECKLACE, WHEN DENKI WAS IN YOUR LOINS, STEALTHILY AND GENTLY WRAP THE ANCHOR PENDANT NECKLACE AND TIE IT AROUND DENKI'S NECK, THIS ANCHOR PENDANT WILL DO THE REST ALRIGHT KYOKA"....

-----------Bizarre Sea Charmer Dream End--------------------

Kyoka Jiro immediately woke up to "TAPPING ON THE WINDOW", she looked out the window, and immediately blushed whenever she saw her practically half-naked classmate, Kaminari-Kun, with a very dazed and happy expression on his face as Kaminari-Kun slurred like he was drunk "LET ME IN FRIEND", and Kyoka awkwardly opened her bedroom window....

Kyoka felt the weight and warmth of a Anchor-Shaped Pendant on a leather necklace in her hand as Kaminari-Kun staggered into Kyoka's bedroom, scratched his butt in that oddly cute way that made Kyoka feel so embarrassed for being "TURNED ON" by some teenage boy doing something so gross in her presence, and Kaminari-Kun laid down on top of Kyoka in her bed in this bizarrely cute and drunk-like way even though she wasn't smelling alcohol or dope clinging to Kaminari-Kun.........

Kaminari-Kun removed his own clothes and Kyoka's own pajamas in a bizarrely adorable, slightly rude but respectful, and extremely instinctive way that made Kyoka's entire vagina wet as fuck for some unknown reason........

Then the most beautiful, clumsy, bizarre, and happy "WOOING" was occurring on Kyoka's bizarrely horny assed from Kaminari-Kun's beautifully but grossly enchanting courtship towards her ass........

Kyoka was getting extremely "Drunk" in her brain for some unknown reason, making it harder to think beyond "HAPPY SEA WHORE VIBES" which was a odd thing to think about herself and how she was losing her virginity to her classmate........

Adonai's Voice seemed to whisper in a stern but awkward tone within Kyoka's mind.......

"DO YOU VALUE YOURSELF SO POORLY KYOKA????? IT'S MIGHT BE TEMPTING TO FOR TO ENJOY SOME TEMPORARY STOMACH AND FLESHY PLEASURE TO FORNICATE BUT, THE HANGOVER OF SINFUL DEBAUCHERY WOULD MAKE YOU ILL IN THE MORNING ALONG WITH DENKI KYOKA.......USE THE ANCHOR PENDANT NECKLACE TO PREVENT SUCH AWKWARDNESS KYOKA......YOU ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN YOUR SELF-LOATHING, ALL CHILDREN ARE KYOKA.....HELP YOURSELF AND DENKI KAMINARI BY FIGHTING AGAINST THE FLESH FOR A BIT TO TURN YOUR LUST INTO PASSION BY USING THE ANCHOR OF JOY AND ROMANCE KYOKA JIRO"......

Kyoka, despite being so bizarrely drunk as fuck for some unknown reason, Kyoka clumsily as hell put The Anchor Pendant on Denki's Neck without Denki realizing what she was doing, and the instant Kyoka completely "TIED THE KNOT" for this necklace to fasten it, Both Kyoka and Denki "GOT SHARP AND SOBER IN BRAINS" as they looked at each other with awestruck wonderment towards each other in their souls for some unknown reason........

Denki, Kyoka's bizarrely cute and vaguely gross in the most adorable ways friend and lover, kissed Kyoka and whispered goodbye.......

Denki got dressed in his own clothes, along with the pretty anchor pendant necklace on his neck he didn't even realize was there, and he zipped out of Kyoka's room before he got caught.......

Kyoka felt bizarrely high in a goofy way that kinda felt tipsy but in a sobered way which was pretty weird.......

Kyoka fell asleep......

------------------------------------Denki POV--------------------------

Denki Kaminari was snickering in impish glee, running around Mufufasa City which made several Japanese People chuckle in some bizarre amusement they definitely weren't used to from a random teenager whenever Denki was running around at night and just hanging out to wander about like a dweeb.........

The goofy and bombastic "Virgil", that strange but powerful Irish Prophecy Quirk Welder Man echoed his commentary towards Denki in a excited and dorky way with his Telepath Powers........

"OI KAMINARI LADDIE, CONGRATULATIONS ON SETTLING DOWN SO QUICKLY WITH A LITTLE LASSIE!!!!!! OL' HEAVEN SHANKS MUST'VE HELPED THAT LITTLE LASSIE OF YOURS FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE YA SET YOUR ANCHOR DOWN LADDIE BOY!!!!!! REMEMBER TO RETURN HOME BEFORE YOUR MA GETS MAD YA KNOW KAMINARI LADDIE!"......

AYE YO, WHAT??????

Denki awkwardly continued running around like some apeshit teenage dweeb......

-----------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"AYE YO, DAMNIT WHY DID DENKI GET BAMBOOZLED INTO SOMETHING SO FUCKING STUPID SO QUICKLY AS A VIRGIN BEFORE THIS POINT?!"........

NICO D'ANGELO, KINDLY EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK YOU AND VIRGIL ARE TALKING ABOUT.......

ALSO DENKI IS "GOING HAM" ON THAT "PIRATE BOY SYMBOLISM" BULLSHIT BY ALREADY ROCKING SOME "SEA DOG JEWELRY" ON HIS NECK LIKE THAT.........

WHERE THE FUCK IS DENKI GOING???????

THALIA GRACE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SNICKERING IN A VERY MISCHIEVOUS GOOBER WAY.......

-----------------------------------Nico POV------------------------

"YOU'LL GET FINALLY BAMBOOZLED INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL AT SOME POINT IN THE NEAR FUTURE NICO.......YOUR BACHELOR DAYS ARE NUMBERED NICO.......ALL OF THESE SALT DOGGED DAYS ARE DONE IN SPIRIT NICO D'ANGELO AKA LUFFY/MARAI, REJOICE"........

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy/Marai hissed in absolute annoyance as he stamped his foot in frustration as he was huffing about in petty irritation before he warped from his hangout in The Underdepth to Mufufasa City to catch Denki before he got into more stupid shit.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"OL' ANGELINE, WHAT DID YOU THINK WAS GONNA HAPPEN FOR THE FIRST CLAIMED KIDDO OF THE SALTY PIRATE KING GHOST OF IRELAND??!!!! CAN'T HAVE OL' KAMINARI LADDIE BOY FOLLOW IN YOUR SALT DOGGED LITTLE WANKER BEHAVIOR YA KNOW OL' ANGELINE!!!!!! OL' HEAVEN SHANKS, ACTUAL GOD OF ISRAEL AND IRELAND DIDN'T LIKE THAT BEHAVIOR AND YOU KNOW THAT OL' ANGELINE!".......

*AWKWARD AND FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER*.......

GOD BLESS VIRGIL'S ENTIRE BOMBASTIC AND GOOFY "CHARACTER" AND ADONAI'S PUSHY AND CONSERVATIVE "CHARACTER" IN THIS GROUP CHAT SYSTEM........

VIRGIL IS IMPORTANT FOR A REALLY GOOD REASON.......

WHY THIS MAN KEPT BUTTING INTO THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH HIS PROPHECY/TELEPATH QUIRK BULLSHIT AND BEING ESSENTIALLY "THE COMMON IRISH VOICE" FROM A CULTURE THAT HAS BEEN "CLOSED BORDERS AND EXTREMELY ISOLATED" EVER SINCE THE COMPLETE IRISH INDEPENDENCE AND UNIFICATION 190 YEARS AGO.......

SERIOUSLY WHO IS VIRGIL??????

A IRISH PRO HERO??????

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY......

-------------------------------------Daniel POV-------------------------

"OI ERASERHEAD LAD, REMEMBER HOW 'THE ANGRY WANKER GHOST PRINCE COSPLAYING AS HIS FATHER FATHER THAT USED TO BE SHADOW TRAVEL, THE QUIRK' GOT 'PURGED' AND 'BOOTED OUT' A WHILE BACK???!!!! THAT GHOST HAD TO GO 'SOMEWHERE' ERASERHEAD LAD!!!!!! NOT A BRAIN CHILD SPAWN BUT SOMETHING EQUALLY IMPORTANT ERASERHEAD LAD!!!!! IF YOU MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT ME, I AM A IMMORTAL AND LIVING SOUL SON OF OL' DADDY GOTH BONES!!!!! ALSO JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A IMPISH DISTORTION OF MY VOICE DIDN'T MEAN THAT I HAVE GROUCHY ACHES OF A OL' SALT BUTT MAN YA KNOW!"......

Hades, Greek God of The Underworld, Shadows, Bones, and other gloomy things, did the most uncharacteristic and powerful laughing in his entire life that shook The House of Hades on it's foundations in The Underworld........

WHAT A JOYFUL SET OF CIRCUMSTANCES.......

NICO D'ANGELO WAS DISCOVERED TO BECOME THE PATRON GOD OF IRELAND NAMED MARAI, DENKI KAMINARI IS THE FIRST CLAIMED DEMIGOD SON OF MARAI OFFICIALLY, AND NOW THIS MYSTERIOUS "VIRGIL" IS STEPPING INTO THE PICTURE AS "THE SOUL TWIN BROTHER OF MARAI, THAT USED TO BE THE ANGRY AND VENGEFUL GHOST PRINCELY QUIRK OF NICO D'ANGELO'S INHUMAN MADNESS".........

OF COURSE "VIRGIL" WOULD BE A MORE "BOMBASTIC AND GOOFY" AS A GOD THAT WAS ORIGINALLY THE GHOST OF A DEMIGOD SON OF HADES' INHUMAN QUIRK THAT GOT "SOOTHED AND SATED" OVER CENTURIES OF HAPPINESS........

WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO "DO" IF YOU HAVE THE POWERS OF AFTERLIFE WORLDER AND CAN DABBLE IN DEATH WITHOUT SPIRITUAL PENALTIES.........

VIRGIL IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE HE'S A TEENAGE GODLING THAT'S PLAYING A GAME BY SOUNDING LIKE "A GOOFY AND BOMBASTIC ADULT HADES".......

HADES' THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.........

--------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------

"DESPITE THE DELUSIONAL DELIVERY OF THIS REVELATION, IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE".......

DWEEBS, THE BOTH OF EM'......

THE ENTIRE IMMORTAL ANGELINE/D'ANGELO FAMILY SHITSTORM IS PRETTY FUCKING GOOFY AND WHOLESOME IN THE HUMANITY COMPARED TO "MOST PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK HOLDING FAMILY SHITSTORMS"........

VIRGIL ANGELINE/VIRGIL D'ANGELO.........

BEAUTIFUL DOOFUSES.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY.........

------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------

"YA KNOW THALIA LASSIE, WHILE I WAS A HUFFY LITTLE WANKER GHOST OF A HUMAN QUIRK IN MY TWIN LADDIE BROTHER, I WAS SO HUMILIATED BY BEING FORCED TO REWARD 'THE OL' HUMANITY' PERMANENTLY THAT MADE ME FEEL SO BABYISH AND CHILDISH IN MY SOUL.......THEN I STARTED TO 'GET SPIRITUAL SALT BUTT' FOR LACK OF A BETTER PHRASING LASSIE.......IN MY ANGER, EMBARRASSMENT, AND SELF-LOATHING SHAME OVER THE CENTURIES, I BECAME 'A DIFFERENT PERSON' FROM MY TWIN LADDIE BROTHER AND I ASKED OL' HEAVEN SHANKS 'HELP ME, HELP ME, I DON'T WANT TO DIE AND FADE AWAY TO BE MY OWN FRIEND' AND THUS, 15 YEARS AGO, OL' HEAVEN SHANKS GAVE ME MERCY BECAUSE OL' HEAVEN SHANKS SAW 'LIFE' IN ME THALIA LASSIE......I WAS BORN AS A WEE LITTLE TOT, A SQUIRMING AND MEWLING LITTLE PUP THAT WAS FOUND BY A IRISH TEENAGE LADDIE THAT RAISED ME UP THALIA LASSIE.......IN MY EXISTENCE BEFORE QUITE RECENTLY ACTUALLY, I WAS A WEE BIT NUTTY IN THE DELUSIONAL IDENTITY OF MY OWN TWIN LADDIE BROTHER BUT, I WAS GUIDED TO 'UNINTENTIONALLY GAINING HUMANITY' IN MY OWN UNIQUE WAY LASSIE......HOWEVER IN MY INHUMAN SPIRITED QUIRK MADDENED LOGICS LASSIE, I GOT MORE PENALTIES IF I 'GOT PIRATE BOY VIBES' EVEN THOUGH I IN MY DELUDED SOUL BELIEVED THAT 'PIRATE STUFF WAS HUMAN' FOR ME WHEN IT WASN'T YA KNOW THALIA LASSIE.......WHENEVER I GOT SANE UNINTENTIONALLY, OL' HEAVEN SHANKS TOLD ME THE TRUTH OF MY ORIGINS IN TERMS OF HOW I CAME ABOUT AND GAVE ME EYES OF PROPHECY IN A HEALTHY WAY.......I HAVE SEEN LIVING GLORY IN THE MYTHS OF MY IRISH CULTURE LASSIE COMING BACK TO THE WORLD IN THE MOST POWERFUL WAY LASSIE........I AM VIRGIL D'ANGELO OR VIRGIL ANGELINE, RAISED AS 'VIRGIL MCLAUGHLIN' AND I STILL HONOR MY ADOPTIVE OL' SALT BUTTED DAD AND MA THALIA LASSIE".....

Shouto Todoroki was just crying in a rare case of genuine visible sorrow regarding "MCLAUGHLIN'S ORIGIN STORY" while sitting in his bed at his grim and lonely Childhood home........

GOD THERE HAD TO BE "SOMETHING" REDEMPTIVE IN "THE PERSONALITY" IN "SHADOW TRAVEL, THE QUIRK" DESPITE IT'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK LOGIC AT BIRTH.......

BOTH "D'ANGELO" AND "MCLAUGHLIN" RAN THE FUCK AWAY FROM "SHADOW TRAVEL" WHICH IS SO GODDAMN SAD BECAUSE SHOUTO TODOROKI ACTUALLY "READ PERCY JACKSON BOOKS, LONG BEFORE THE WORLD GOT BLASTED WITH KAMINARI'S RANDOM BULLSHIT BLASTING THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS"........

"MADLAD NICO D'ANGELO" WAS A DAMN GOOD "PERSON" PEOPLE........

"MADLAD NICO D'ANGELO" WAS AND IS A GODDAMN DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA VIGILANTE HERO KID........

UNLIKE MOST OF HUMAN SOCIETY, IRELAND "KNEW THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM SHIT FOR CENTURIES".......

THE ENTIRE PERCY JACKSON BOOK "SAGA" IS A GODDAMN "QUIRKED HUMAN IRISH ILIAD AND ODYSSEY" IN TERMS OF "CLASSIC IRISH CULTURE LITERATURE".......

THESE IRISH PEOPLE GOT "INTRODUCED" TO FUCKING "PERKS JACKSON" IN THEIR SHIT BY SAYING THE MOST ICONIC THING IN EXISTENCE......

"LOOK, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE A HALF-BLOOD"......

A FUCKING "POSEIDON KID", A KID THAT D'ANGELO MADE FAR MORE "REAL" FOR ANY IRISH KID DUE TO HIS OWN HUMANITY BEING "SALTY GHOST PIRATE KING"........

FUCKING BEAUTIFUL YES.......

SHOUTO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN GLEE........

-----------------------------------Yuga POV------------------------

"OI TODOROKI LADDIE, YOU ARE A RARE ASS UNICORN OF A QUIRKED KIDDO!!!!! A WEE OL' FLUKE OF QUIRKED HUMAN EXISTENCE FOR A JAPANESE KIDDO YA KNOW!!!!!! THIS IS JUST MY IMPISH SUGGESTION BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD FIND 'THE SHAMROCK BLADE' OF OLD, TODOROKI LADDIE!!!!! THAT BLADE IS YOURS YA KNOW!!!!! A GLORIOUS LITTLE TREASURE HUNT EH!!!!! I KNOW WHERE THAT SHAMROCK BLADE OF LORE IS DUE TO MY EYES OF PROPHECY BUT I CAN'T DIRECTLY STATE WHERE IT IS OTHER THAN THIS WEE LITTLE HINT!!!!!

"THE AOYAMA LADDIE'S TRUE LEGEND SAGA IS THE KEY TO FINDING THE SHAMROCK BLADE OF OLD"......

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT PAIN OF AOYAMA LADDIE'S BESTOWED POWER FOR MUCH LONGER OL' TODOROKI LADDIE!!!!! OL' HEAVEN SHANKS SAW THE GLORY OF YUGA AOYAMA'S TRUE LEGEND SAGA AS A WEE OL' LADDIE THAT USED THAT LEGENDARY SHAMROCK BLADE OF OLD FOR MANY YEARS BEFORE FINALLY RETURNING IT TO THE GRAND PEDESTAL OF IT'S GLORY!".........

Yuga Aoyama was just extremely terrified of "THAT SHIT" in The Group Chat being "BROUGHT UP".......

*NERVOUS AND SHAKY BREATHING*........

"THE SHAMROCK BLADE"......

THAT'S WHAT IRELAND CALLED THAT SWORD??????

Yuga looked at his gnarled and calloused hands and fingers that he always justified as "GNARLED HANDS AS A WRITER" but it was FAR DARKER THAN THAT........

YUGA ISN'T "THAT KID" ANYMORE......

CAN'T BE......

DUE TO YA KNOW......

*GESTURES TO "UNCLE'S PLANS" WORDLESSLY*........

THAT SWORD.........

THAT BLADE......

ANAKLUSMOS.......

*FERAL AND FEROCIOUSLY EXCITED SCREAMING FROM GRACE-CHAN IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*.......

-------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------

"OH THIS SHIT GOT WAY MORE INTERESTING FROM CLASS 1.A. OF U.A. HIGH SCHOOL AND THAT ALL STARTED FROM DENKI KAMINARI BEING A CLAIMED HALF-BLOOD SON OF MARAI WITH HIS PINKED EYED SANITY IN HIS LIFE BEYOND HIS POWERS......WE GOT IZUKU MIDORIYA'S CASUAL 'HORNY MISCHIEF' IN IRELAND AND NOW THESE GLORIOUS CONNECTIONS OF YUGA AOYAMA'S TRUE MYSTERY LEGEND SAGA THAT WAS A PREVIOUS HOLDER OF THE VERY SWORD OF PERCY JACKSON BACK IN THE DAY.......THE FACT THAT SHOUTO TODOROKI IS DESTINED TO BE 'THE NEXT HOLDER OF RIPTIDE' IS FAR MORE UNIQUE AND ADVENTUROUS THEN WHAT WE COULD HAVE EVER COOKED UP IN OUR STRINGS AS A TRIO OF FATE GODDESSES MIND YOU".......

FIRST OFF......

GIVE AOYAMA HIS OWN BADASS SWORD THAT'S NOT RIPTIDE SINCE FOR WHATEVER FUCKED UP AND TRAGIC REASON, AOYAMA WAS FORCED TO "GIVE UP ANAKLUSMOS" DUE TO "DIPSHIT UNCLE'S PLANS" APPARENTLY.......

SECONDLY.......

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD "GIVE DEETS" OF YOUR CHILDHOOD VIGILANTE BADASSERY THAT WAS DEFINITELY "IN IRELAND" AOYAMA.......

FINALLY.....

IS THERE ANYONE ELSE IN SHOUTO'S CLASS OF FERAL BULLSHIT THAT "DID SHIT" IN IRISH CULTURE BEFORE U.A. HIGH SCHOOL???????

SHOUTO TODOROKI'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN ABSOLUTE JOY.......

-----------------------------------Yuga POV------------------------

*TERRIFYING BOOM OF HEAVENLY NOISE LIKE THUNDER OUTSIDE*.....

Yuga Aoyama rushed to investigate the noise and he watched in awestruck wonderment as a powerful and serene comet or falling star from the heavens blasted across the skies above Mufufasa City, a colored flame that was Sky Blue, Lavender Purple, and Lime Green that streaked across the heavens before blasting onto the concrete walls of The Mufufasa Midoriya Medical Center right down from Yuga's fucking house a few blocks away.......

When the smoke and light cleared, a very powerful and beautiful Ivoried Sword that had shifting and changing colors on the reflections of the sword like a rainbow and was literally just THE MASTER SWORD in design and color scheme, was embedded in the wall of The Mufufasa Midoriya Medical Center.........

Even though he was wearing his embarrassing pajamas mind you, Yuga Aoyama just RAN TOWARDS THE SWORD like his VERY EXISTENCE had to HOLD THAT SWORD in his hand......

*VENGEFUL AND ENRAGED SHRIEKING FROM "ALL FOR ONE DIPSHIT" IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS FOR REALLY GOOD REASON*.......

Yuga heard the absolutely excited and dorky screaming in joy from everyone else (Except for All For One Dickwipe) in the background and in The Group Chat, completely drowning out the venomous rage of AFO in Yuga's Soul Forever.......

Yuga Aoyama could feel the powerful and dreaded "AURA" of All For One's dickery trying desperately to HOLD YUGA BACK but it was like a strong wind that only made Yuga MORE DETERMINED to hold this sword.......

It was like Slow-Motion, Yuga Aoyama feeling his head pounding in a very painful way like typical stuff but it was FROM ABSOLUTE JOY instead of REGULAR GNAWING AGONY as he was sprinting to HIS OWN SWORD FOREVER.......

When Yuga Aoyama arrived in front of The Mufufasa Midoriya Medical Center and in front of THE MASTER SWORD with it's Handle pointed out to Yuga's chest, Yuga Aoyama whispered softly and excitedly.......

"ALRIGHT BUDDY, ANAKLUSMOS MAY HAVE BEEN MY FIRST SWORD FRIEND THAT'LL ALWAYS HOLD A FOND PLACE IN MY HEART, BUT EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS 'CLOSE TO PERFECT SOUL SYNCHRONY' WITH MY HEART, IT WASN'T 'A COMPLETE CONNECTION' YA KNOW.......DO YOU WISH TO BE MY SWORD FRIEND?".......

The Sword Pulsed with the most beautiful and excited neon blue glow three times in response........

LET'S DO THIS.......

Yuga Aoyama placed his hands on the handle, which made his hands gain brown gloves as he was slowly pulling and straining to pull this sword out of the wall, the more effort he was doing, the more his "SOUL HERO TUNIC" was appearing on his body in glorious flames of green and orange light as his entire body was screaming in agony but in the most playful and happy way he ever encountered in his life........

The Glowing Yellow Emblem of Yuga's "SOUL" appeared on the back of his left hand, a glowing TRIFORCE........

*EXCITED AND FEROCIOUS SCREAMING IN ABSOLUTE ELATED JOY FROM 'THE WHITEWATER OLD-TIMERS' LIKE D'ANGELO-KUN AND GRACE-CHAN IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*........

With a final and definite tug of the sword, Yuga Aoyama FREED THE MASTER SWORD PERMANENTLY.......

Yuga Aoyama was holding his new sword in his hands, A PERFECTLY BALANCED AND CENTERED MONSTER SLAYER BLADE for his entire MINDSET, BODY, AND SOUL PERMANENTLY.......

The Old Support Gear Belt on Yuga's belly completely transformed and shifted into THE HYRULE SHIELD on his back........

Yuga saw the scabbard of his sword on his back and with a powerful "SHING" that rang out loud in a iconic way, Yuga put his sword in the scabbard and when he did, his soul hero tunic, shield, and sword automatically transformed into flames that SOAKED INTO HIS ACTUAL BODY AND SOUL PERMANENTLY in a very powerful way that made it possible for Yuga to "SUMMON HIS ENTIRE SHIT" whenever he had to "EQUIP THE SWORD AND SHIELD".......

Yuga Aoyama then felt a heavy "WEIGHT AND POWER" that was blasting his soul and body that forced him to sleep automatically and abruptly........

-------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------

"OI THE HERO OF VALORLIGHT IS FULLY HEALTHY NOW LASSIES AND LADDIES!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR OL' TODOROKI LADDIE TO FIND THE SHAMROCK BLADE IN THE SAIGAI FOREST!!!!!! BE CAREFUL TODOROKI LADDIE, THAT OL' WOLFISH GUARDSMAN DIDN'T LIKE WHEN YOU STEP INTO HIS PISSING GROUNDS EVER!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TODOROKI LADDIE??!!!! GO!"......

Shouto Todoroki immediately bolted the fuck out of bed with the most jarringly and awkward toothy grin on his face and started to make his way to The Saigai Forest near Hosu City, The Biggest and Most Treacherous Forest in Japan.........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"WHAT GLORY IS STIRRING IN FATE ORGANICALLY THAT WE NEVER SAW OR FORETOLD IN OUR EYES OF FATE????? WHAT IS HAPPENING???? THIS IS GLORIOUS, MORESO THAN EVEN 'WE' COULD COMPREHEND BEFORE NOW.......THE FLAME OF THE WEST IS MOVING TO THE LAND OF RISING SUN, TO JAPAN......WE GOTTA PACK UP AND CARRY OUR LOOM TO THIS NEW DWELLING OF DESTINY NOW......MAYBE, THE LOST GOD APOLLO, WHO HAS BEEN LOST FOR CENTURIES NOW WILL COME TO THE BEACON OF JAPAN SINCE HE, EVEN BEFORE HE GOT SOUL SHATTERED AFTER SEEING JASON'S DEATH, WAS A FAN OF JAPANESE LORE IN HIS ENDEARING HAIKUS BACK IN THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA 200+ YEARS AGO".........

Thalia Grace was fucking bawling in joy as every single camper in Camp Half-Blood where Thalia was hanging out with the rest of The Hunters of Artemis, was oohing in absolute awe.........

The Lonely and Depressingly Empty stone table of "Lester Whitewater AKA Apollo Kids" in The Dining Pavilion suddenly CRACKED IN HALF........

Then oddly enough, The Apollo Table reformed itself but this time it was in a more mossy, strange, and lakeside type of stone table........

Everyone gasped in awe as even Charles Brunner AKA Chiron was GOBSMACKED in awestruck wonderment........

WHAT'S GOING ON LESTER WHITEWATER????

PLEASE BE A DAMN GOOD SIGN.......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY VIRGIL ANGELINE WHILE LAUGHING IN GLEE........

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"LOOKS LIKE THE OL' GILLY SUNNY LADDIE IS STARTING TO TRULY STIR ABOUT BEYOND LAKE BAIKAL!!!!! OL' RUSSIA IS NOW GETTING SOME GLAMOUR SHOTS IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS WITH OL' GILLY SUNNY LADDIE GETTING THAT OL' ZEST OF LIFE BACK IN HIS OL' SWAMP BUTT!!!!!! NOW WHAT IS OL' HEAVEN SHANKS REALLY UP TO EH??!!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT!!!!! LET'S FIND OUT SHALL WE?!"......

OKAY THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT......

GOD SO MANY BRAND NEW U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE BEING REVEALED ORGANICALLY OR PRE-EXISTING U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE HAVING THEIR BACKSTORIES "CLARIFIED AND HIGHLIGHTED" IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON........

VIRGIL MCLAUGHLIN, THALIA GRACE, NICO D'ANGELO, AND NOW FUCKING LESTER WHITEWATER ARE APPROACHING U.A. HIGH SCHOOL.......

"SWAMP BUTT".......

*ANNOYED BUT HAPPY GROANING*.......

DAMNIT!!!!!!

"ROSHCHA, THE SIBERIAN FOREST MOWGLI BOY"......

THERE'S A WHOLE ASS "SONG" DEDICATED TO "LESTER WHITEWATER'S AKA APOLLO/ROSHCHA BULLSHIT" THAT'S BOTH GOOD AND FUCKING TERRIFYING.........

"O' ROSHCHA, GRAND FOREST LESHY KING, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER THAT SHOWED YOU JOY????? O' ROSHCHA, SLEEPY LAKESIDE CHILD, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHERE IS YOUR WIFE OF YOUR SEVEN BROOD TO SOOTHE YOUR LONELINESS????? O' ROSHCHA, DARK DREAD TERROR, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHY DO YOU PUNISH US WITH YOUR FAMOUS STOMACH AND DO YOU WISH FOR US TO TEND TO THE FORESTS BETTER????? O' ROSHCHA, WILD FIG THIEF, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHY DO YOU PLAGUE YOUR PEERED MALE BOYS WITH YOUR FANGS BRANDISHED TOWARDS MALE TEENAGE PRIDE AND DO YOU WISH FOR US TO SCOLD OUR SONS FOR NOT RESPECTING LOVE?????? O' ROSHCHA, CLUMSY FLOWER SNIFFER, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHERE IS YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO SCOLD YOU FOR LETTING YOUR NOSE SNIFF THE FLOWERS OF FEMALE PEERED YOUTH AND DO YOU NEED TO BE CHASED BACK TO YOUR HOUSE?????? O' ROSHCHA, SIREN LAKE LOVER, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHY DID YOU SPIRIT OUR DAUGHTERS INTO THE LAKE DEPTHS WHERE THEY DROWN UNLIKE YOU AND DO YOU WEEP WHEN YOU SEE YOUR ELDERLING LOVE LIFELESS IN YOUR ARMS?????? O' ROSHCHA, GRIEVED SORROW HOWLER, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHY ARE YOU HOWLING FOR YOUR DEAREST DEPARTED BROTHER THAT GAVE YOU HUMANITY AND DO YOU WANT US TO TEND TO YOUR GRIEF?????? O' ROSHCHA, HAPPY MOONLESS NIGHTCRAWLER, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHERE IS YOUR FORMER CHARMS YOU CLAIM TO HAVE TO WOO A LOVE AND DO YOU WANT US TO HELP YOU REMEMBER THOSE THINGS BETTER?????? O' ROSHCHA, HARBINGER VOICE OF TRUEST GOD, WITH YOUR GILLS AND EYES OF ORANGE SUNLIGHT, WHY HAVE YOU COME TO MUTTER YOUR OMENS OF CALAMITY TOWARDS OUR COUNTRY AND DO YOU WANT US TO MEND OUR WAYS?"........

LESTER WHITEWATER NEEDS SOME "SHIT" ADDRESSED.....

ESPECIALLY IF HE DID THAT KIND OF BULLSHIT AND BEEN DOING THAT BULLSHIT IN RUSSIAN CULTURE FOR CENTURIES EVER SINCE HE BROKE QUIRK MADNESS PERMANENTLY........

FOR REFERENCE IF YOU PEOPLE DON'T KNOW, THE TERM "SWAMP BUTT" IS A VIBE FROM "A LESHY QUIRK WELDER KID AND ESPECIALLY A CISGENDER BOY THAT MASTERBATED RANDOMLY AND BLATANTLY TO IMPRESS POTENTIAL LOVERS" THAT HAD TO BE TAUGHT IN A SPECIAL WAY TO "NOT BE COMPLETELY RUDE AND UNCOUTH" ABOUT SEXUALLY APPROPRIATE TIMING......

LESTER WHITEWATER'S QUIRK IS MUTATED TO HIGH HELL......

DID FUCKING RUSSIA "KNOW LESTER WHITEWATER'S SHIT PRIOR TO THIS INSIGHT" OR NOT??????

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY.........

-------------------------------------Daniel POV-------------------------

"WELL YEAH, BUT IT WAS MORE OF 'KEEPING THE POOR DEPRESSED KIDDO ALIVE TO NOT FADE AWAY FROM THE EARTH AND TO GIVE HIM HOPE' KIND OF DEAL".........

Hades sighed sadly as he was sitting on his lonely throne of The Underworld due to Persephone being in The Land of The Living during the warm months........

AT LEAST APOLLO/ROSHCHA GOT FOLLOWERS, GLORY, AND HIS OWN GODDAMN KINGDOM AS A PANTHEON REGIS GOD OF ALL RUSSIAN GODS AND GODDESSES.........

HOWEVER.......

THINK ABOUT THIS.......

"THE WOLFISH GUARDSMAN OF THE SAIGAI FOREST".......

YUGA AOYAMA AS SOME KIND OF INCREDIBLE MORTAL AND CLEAR-SIGHTED IRISH CULTURE FOLKHERO, PLACED RIPTIDE "IN THE SAIGAI FOREST"........

THE IMPLICATIONS HERE IS THAT, AT SOME POINT IN TIME "THE HERO OF VALORLIGHT" AND "THE WOLFISH GUARDSMAN" MET AND ARE ON AGREEABLE TERMS WITH EACH OTHER.......

BECAUSE THE WOLFISH GUARDSMAN DIDN'T "AUTOMATICALLY ATTACK YUGA AOYAMA" FOR "INTRUDING IN HIS TERRITORY".....

HADES PROJECTED HIS OWN THOUGHTS TO PEOPLE........

-----------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"WHO DO YOU THINK TAUGHT YUGA HOW TO USE A SWORD TO BEGIN WITH DANIEL????? THAT MOWGLIZED WOLF BOY OF LEGEND SAW THIS RANDOM AND CHAOTICALLY NOTORIOUS THIEF IN YUGA'S THEN 11 YEAR OLD SOUL BACK THEN, HOLDING THE LEGEND OF RIPTIDE THAT YUGA NABBED FROM THE CAMP HALF-BLOOD ARMORY AND DECIDED TO GUIDE YUGA ON THE ART OF SWORDFIGHTING......A REFORMED THIEF, TURNED TRUE LEGEND HERO"........

FUCK......

YES......

GOD BLESS IT'S GOING TO BE AWKWARD AS FUCK FOR "SHOUTO" TO BE TRYING TO GET RIPTIDE FROM "A MOWGLIZED WOLF BOY THAT SAW YUGA AS A MEMBER OF HIS PACK THAT PLANTED RIPTIDE IN HIS CLAWED CARE".......

YUGA DEFINITELY GOT SOME "WOLF FIERCENESS" IN HIS FUCKING SWORDFIGHTING STYLE.......

The Group Chat clicked on, Showing a image of Shouto Todoroki at the edge of The Saigai Forest near Hosu City.......

Shouto Todoroki took a deep and shaky breath before stepping foot into The Saigai Forest.......

After Shouto was 100 or so yards in The Saigai Forest, the background of The Group Chat image was tinged with a very angry red as Shouto yelped in pain while holding his head.......

A very powerful, ferocious, and serene teenage boy's voice that sounded EXTREMELY FAMILIAR echoed in The Group Chat and towards Shouto........

"YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE SICKLY PUP.......GO NOW, RIPTIDE IS YUGA'S NOT YOURS SICKLY PUP.......YUGA WILL SEE THE TRUTH OF HUMAN SOCIETY AS A BUNCH OF ROT FANGED DEPRAVITY AND JOIN ME FOREVER IN THESE GROVES OF CALAMITY AT SOME POINT.......I DON'T CARE OF THOSE UNWORTHY HUMANS THAT SAY THAT RIPTIDE IS YOURS NOW SICKLY PUP.......WHAT A DREADED SCAR ON YOUR FACE, HOW ARE YOU NOT HALF-BLINDED?".......

Suddenly very ferocious "AIR SNIFFING NOISES" echoed throughout The Group Chat as Shouto was screaming in agony as The Group Chat was still tinged with red as The Wolfish Guardsman spoke with a very intrigued and amused voice towards Shouto.......

"WHAT A SOOTHINGLY NOSTALGIC SCENT YOU GOT SICKLY PUP......OF COURSE 'WATER' NO MATTER HOW HOT, WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HARM YOU BEYOND REPAIRING SHOUTO TODOROKI......THAT IS INTERESTING INDEED SICKLY PUP......THAT DEFORMED VESTIGE OF YOUR BONES IS NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE SAIGAI FOREST NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY......AS A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOU, I WILL MAKE YOU WHOLE INSTEAD OF TWO HALVES SHOUTO TODOROKI"........

Thalia whined in sympathetic pain as The Group Chat stopped the red aura thing but, Shouto's body was flailing around, painfully mutating and stretching in a very grossly terrifying way that could only be A TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION KID as Shouto's screams of pained terror rang out in a hollowed note that was horrific and would definitely haunt Thalia's nightmares later.......

Shouto Todoroki then collapsed in pain as his face scar faded away permanently and he slipped into unconsciousness as right before The Group Chat clicked off, Shouto's hair was turning into a coral pink in hue, a perfect blend of color of his parents......

Chapter Text

5AM.......

ON AUGUST 10TH........

Shouto Todoroki was just slowly waking up in The Saigai Forest after the worst pain in his existence which was SAYING SOMETHING.......

Shouto slowly stood up and looked at his hands with a terrified fascination as he had small but extremely sharp and thick claws on his fingers and his entire body was this beautiful and comforting "Blend" of "Father Musculature" and "Mother Athleticism".......

Something like "A Inner Heroic Voice" echoed in Shouto's mind that sounded like this extremely cool and badass Rock-and-roll and Skater Boi in vibe.......

"OW DUDE......THAT FUCKING HURT......AT LEAST I CAN TALK TO YA NOW SHOUTO.......SO, LET'S FOCUS AND REMEMBER THAT WE'RE ON A MISSION......WE GOTTA GET RIPTIDE FROM THIS BADASS FOREST.......GOD BLESS, I ALWAYS LOVED 'LEGEND OF ZELDA' AND WE NOW HAVE A LITERAL 'A FULLY HEALTHY AND BETTER THAN EVER LINK' IN OUR FUCKING CLASS DUDE.......GOD I REALLY LOVE HOW FUCKING APESHIT OUR CLASS IS DUDE......DENKI'S HARDCORE SOM SHIT TO A FUCKING IMMORTAL KID NICO, IZUKU'S RANDOM ASSED HORNY SHIT IN IRELAND THAT DEFINITELY DID SOME UNKNOWN HERO BADASSERY THERE, AND ESPECIALLY FUCKING YUGA'S ENTIRE FUCKING 'TRUE LEGEND SAGA' THAT WAS A HERO OF HYRULE KID THAT HELD FUCKING RIPTIDE DUDE.......NOW LET'S FIGURE OUT HOW TO LOCATE RIPTIDE AND G-".......

Shouto's vision suddenly tinged with a painful red as both himself and "The Inner Heroic Voice" screamed in pain as The Wolfish Guardsman himself spoke with a powerful, amused, and intrigued way in Shouto's mind........

"THAT VOICE WITHIN YOUR HEART PINK FURRED PUP......WHAT A SOOTHINGLY NOSTALGIC AND WEIRD HOWLING I HEAR IN YOUR HEART FROM YOUR QUIRK NOW SHOUTO TODOROKI........TSH, RIPTIDE IS STILL YUGA'S BLADE PINK FURRED PUP.......THAT INNER HOWL WITHIN YOUR QUIRK, IT'S NOT ONE OF THOSE 'MOCKERIES' OF A DEAD HUMAN SOUL PUP......I'M GLAD HOWEVER YOU HAVE A AWE FOR MY HUMAN PACK MEMBER YUGA IN YOUR PRE-QUIRK MADDENED SANE HUMAN HEART AND ESPECIALLY IN YOUR FULLY HEALTHY INNATE QUIRK.......YUGA'S ORIGINAL ANGRY SOUL WITHIN HIS BLOOD REGARDING HIS POWERS WAS ORIGINALLY 'A MASKED AND DEFANGED JASON GRACE MOCKERY' IN IT'S CHARACTER BUT I KNOW 'THE TRUTH OF JASON' LITTLE PINK FURRED PUP, IN MORE WAYS THAN YOU IMAGINE......SO, I TRAINED YUGA AND HIS UNSEEN AND PHANTOM POWER THAT COULDN'T BE ACCESSED UNLESS HE 'HELD RIPTIDE' IN COMBAT WHILE A HAMPERED AND SICK MAN-PUP TO BE 'MORE ACCURATE TO THE REAL JASON' UNTIL THAT INHUMANLY SPIRITED AND DELUDED SOUL IN YUGA'S STOMACH AT BIRTH BECAME 'YUGA' WITH SOME ADDITIONAL ECHOES OF 'REAL JASON' WITHIN HIM......YOU WISH TO SEE A GLIMPSE OF THE PAST????? VERY WELL, BE HONORED SINCE I AM PRETTY PROUD OF MY LITTLE VALORLIGHT PACKMATE".....

The painful red aura faded away completely in Shouto's mind and then Shouto was immediately blasted with "THE PAST" in his brain......

~~~~~~2 Years Ago~~~~~~~~~

Shouto Todoroki was just gasping in awe as he saw a 13 Year Old Aoyama, wearing his "True Soul Hero Tunic" and holding a beautiful and oddly nostalgic Celestial Bronze Sword in his brown gloved hands and running away from this weird spider robot thing firing lasers at Aoyama and gunning for his ass........

A awkward as fuck black haired boy with black eyes that was CLEARLY QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER KID EYES and wearing a stylish red overcoat, a black bulletproof vest, black combat boots, and pale skin like a very grim ghost of sorts, ran over besides a understandably panicked Younger Aoyama and awkwardly told Aoyama.......

"UH JASON LADDIE, I KNOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH SOME KIND OF AWKWARD COSPLAYING LINK CHARACTER QUIRK MADNESS DUE TO HOW MUCH A INHUMAN QUIRK MADDENED LOGIC IS A ALWAYS A SEA WOLFED WANKER BUT, YOU GOTTA STOP BUTTING INTO THE HYRULE LANDS TO TANGLE WITH THINGS THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND EH!".....…

Aoyama spoke with a very grumpy and irritated tone of voice that was rushed out due to the fact he was TRYING NOT TO DIE to this kid......

"DAMNIT MCLAUGHLIN I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOUR INSANE AND DELUSIONAL LOGIC RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT!!!!! GOD WHY IS IRELAND SO GODDAMN WEIRD AS FUCK??!!!! THESE IRISH PEOPLE NEED TO OPEN THEIR DOORS FROM THEIR ISOLATIONIST BULLSHIT SO EVERYONE ELSE CAN 'STOP THIS' TYPE OF APESHIT!!!!!! DAMNIT WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT WEIRD LAIOS KID WHEN YOU NEED HIM??!!!! I COULD REALLY USE 'A LYKOS EX-MACHINA' RIGHT ABOUT NOW!".......

Fucking Immediately a raspy and hoarse teen boy voice that sounded EXTREMELY FAMILIAR in cadence rang out in a smugly cocky tone.......

"CAREFUL WITH WHAT YOU WISH FOR BRATTY SAIGAI WOLFLING!!!!!! ALL I KNOW YOU AS IS THIS RANDOM ASSED CU CHULAINN BRAT!!!! IT'S FITTING CONSIDERING HOW MUCH OF A DOG YOU FUCKING ACT LIKE DUMBASS!".......

Yuga Aoyama AKA Cu Chulainn and fucking PAST VIRGIL MCLAUGHLIN were immediately saved from the robot by some mysterious and powerful teenage boy with oddly familiar dark blue hair but it went down to his waist, clawed hands, wolf-fanged teeth, elf-like ears, and the most beautifully menacing red markings on his cheekbones, that swiped the robot with his claws and effortlessly destroyed it.......

The Laios or Lykos Kid turned around and his eyes were this terrifying but EXTREMELY FAMILIAR red color like blood.......

The Laios Kid smiled gleefully which was pretty horrific to see due to the fangs as Aoyama was just holding his hands out like he was shielding himself from bullshit as he panicked while saying......

"NO, NO, NO!!!! STOP SMILING LIKE THAT LAIOS!!!!! BAD TRUE WOLF SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK WELDER BOY!!!!!! STAY, DON'T DO IT!!!!! NO NAUGHTY BOY!!!! SIT LAIOS!!!!! STOP BEING BAD LAIOS!"......

Of course this just made Laios SMILE BIGGER AND MORE UNTAMABLE as with a flick of his hand, Yuga Aoyama AKA Cu Chulainn fucking TRANSFORMED INTO A BLONDE FURRED WOLFDOG WITH DARK BLUE EYES........

Laios or Lykos then said in a playful way.....

"OH NO YOU'RE A DOG AGAIN, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.....BETTER FIND SOME LYKOS ROOT TO CHANGE BACK BEFORE THE FULL MOON BEFORE YOU STAY THAT WAY PERMANENTLY CU CHULAINN.......BYE!"....

Laios immediately disappeared......

A awkward as fuck Quirk Maddened McLaughlin petted Aoyama's Dog head before saying in a embarrassed way.......

"YEAH LADDIE, THAT'S THE CONSEQUENCES OF CALLING UPON THE AID OF A IRISH GOD LIKE LYKOS.....I WILL HELP YOU OUT WEE OL' DANKER OF A LADDIE BOY"......

~~~~~~~~2 Years Ago End~~~~~~~~~~

Shouto Todoroki was just in awe as he was in The Present Day again after being blasted backward in time......

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"GLIMPSE OF YUGA AOYAMA'S TRUE LEGEND SAGA AND BY GOD THAT'S BEAUTIFULLY HILARIOUS FOR YUGA AOYAMA AKA CU CHULAINN TO 'DEAL WITH' MULTIPLE TIMES IN HIS LIFE THUS FAR".......

LAIOS IS A FUCKING DICK OF A HUMAN TEENAGER BUT AT LEAST HE HAD A JANKY SENSE OF HUMOR IF "DOGGIEIFED YUGA" IS SUCH A "IRISH MEME" THAT YUGA'S ASS GOT "DOGGED" AT EVERY SINGLE "OPPORTUNITY".........

CAN WE JUST MAKE YUGA INTO A GENUINE "TRUE WOLFDOG SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK WELDER KID" SO THAT YUGA CAN "BE HUMAN" WITHOUT A FUCKING LYKOS ROOT TO CHANGE HIM BACK FROM HIS OWN DOGGED STATUS??????

HILARIOUS AND FUCKED UP ALL AT ONCE......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN MISCHIEF.......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"OI THALIA LASSIE, THAT WORD 'CU' IS LITERALLY JUST THE IRISH WORD FOR 'HOUND' AND THAT NAME 'CU CHULAINN' JUST MEANS 'HOUND OF THE GREAT HOUNDS OF VALOR' IN MODERN DAY QUIRKED IRISH CULTURE LASSIE"........

*AWKWARD LAUGHING*.......

GOD BLESS, NO WONDER WHY MALADJUSTED AND/OR DICKISH PEOPLE WOULD CONSTANTLY "DOG CU CHULAINN" AS A AWKWARD MEME........

YOU KINDA MAKE YOURSELF VULNERABLE TO "DOG JOKES" IF YOUR PRO HEROIC NAME IS "HOUND OF THE GREAT HOUNDS OF VALOR" IN IRISH LANGUAGE.........

NOW THE QUIRK MADDENED MORAI SISTERS "KNOW THIS".......

THEY'RE DEFINITELY GOING TO KEEP ON "MAKING DOG JOKES" AT YUGA AOYAMA'S EXPENSE UNTIL THIS KID KICKED THE BUCKET........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY........

-----------------------------------Yuga POV------------------------

Yuga Aoyama just woke up in a hospital bed abruptly after a awkward and embarrassing "DOGGIE MISHAP DREAM" in his brain........

Yuga scratched his hair in a ferocious way that always happened after thinking about "DOGGIE MISHAPS" or as a direct aftermath of "A DOGGIE MISHAP" in his life, a type of scratchy vibe that looked like he got infested with fleas........

*MISCHIEVOUS GIGGLING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME REASON*.......

The Morai Sisters whispered in restrained impish glee towards Yuga with their Telepath Powers........

"SO YUGA AOYAMA, CAN YOU PLEASE FOLLOW THE LITTLE FIREFLY FRIEND OF OURS TO EAT SOMETHING FOR US?"........

Yuga Aoyama immediately got "SUS" for that request but considering that he didn't have ANY OTHER OPTION at the moment, he agreed to this........

Yuga saw a glowing blue firefly that was whispering "HEY" or "LISTEN" appear by his head.......

Yuga followed this firefly out of the Mufufasa Midoriya Medical Center, through Mufufasa City, all the way to The Mufufasa City Quirk Clinic, and then he walked into The Quirk Clinic.........

Yuga found himself in the weirdest "DOG PARK" of sorts in this Quirk Clinic and he was squinting in Suspicious Vibes.......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------

Thalia Grace was trying not to die from hilarity seeing this salty expression on Yuga's Face, GETTING SUSSED OUT whenever he got lead to A CANINE QUIRK WING OF A QUIRK CLINIC in The Group Chat.......

The thoughts of Yuga Aoyama AKA Cu Chulainn whispered in the most suspicious and annoyed voice.......

"NOW I MAY NOT KNOW MUCH, BUT I HAVE A TINY FEELING THAT I'M WALKING INTO SOMETHING STUPID"........

However despite his own sussed out shit, Yuga continued to follow his literal "NAVI" to some "Food Stand" of sorts........

Thalia was fucking trying desperately not to laugh but she making this wheezy noise of suppressed laughter as this goofy and dorky type of Irish Music Instrumentals was creeping into The Group Chat as a tiny little Song Title zipped on the bottom of The Group Chat Screen that was called "The Inner Hound of Cu Chulainn Invoking Song" as Yuga damn well didn't hear his own "Inner Hound Song" in the background of The Group Chat.......

Yuga Aoyama AKA Cu Chulainn had this extremely suspicious and annoyed voice in his own internal commentary to himself........

"NOW I KNOW THIS 'LOOKED LIKE' A REGULAR STREET FOOD STALL BUT I CAN'T PUT MY PAW ON IT BUT WHY DOES IT VAGUELY SMELL LIKE KIBBLE?".....

WOW.......

"PAW"........

BRO, THAT "INNER HOUND OF CU CHULAINN INVOKING SONG" MUST HAVE SOME POWERFUL "VIBE" THAT LITERALLY BROUGHT UP "THE DOG WITHIN" YOUR SHIT YUGA.........

Anyway The Group Chat continued whenever somebody that was running The Human Kibble Stand handed Yuga a bowl of "HUMAN KIBBLE" and told him have a great day......

Yuga was holding this literal dog bowl in his grubby human paws of sorts as the background song was getting louder and stronger.......

Yuga wandered around, clearly looking for a place to sit down and eventually he got frustrated and plopped his butt on the ground like a fucking dog completely unintentionally for him and set the bowl in front of him.......

The Suspicious and Annoyed voice of Yuga's Internal monologue echoed throughout The Group Chat as he picked up a small kibble and sniffed it like a dog......

"WHATEVER 'THIS' IS, IT SMELLS NICE BUT IT'S VAGUELY SUSPECT......IT DIDN'T SMELL LIKE CHOCOLATE OR WORSE, DOG FLESH.......GOD JUST THINKING ABOUT 'THAT ONE TIME I ATE DOG MEAT' IS FUCKING TERRIFYING BECAUSE THAT BULLSHIT 'WRECKED MY VERY SOUL' TEMPORARY AND LEAD TO MY INTESTINES BEING RIPPED OUT AND TIED UP ON A STANDING BATTLE STONE THAT DAMN NEAR KILLED ME".....

Thalia Grace immediately stopped laughing and got horrified......

NOTE TO SELF: DON'T FEED YUGA AOYAMA AKA CU CHULAINN DOG FLESH EVER

JESUS CHRIST HOW THE HELL DID YUGA SURVIVE THAT BULLSHIT TRAUMA???????

THAT'S NOT A "NORMAL REACTION" FOR A QUIRKED HUMAN KID THAT PROBABLY HAD "DOG SHIT" BAKED INTO HIS ACTUAL QUIRK'S BULLSHIT AT THIS POINT.......

THAT'S WHAT'S SO FUCKING TERRIFYING.......

SAME THING WITH CHOCOLATE........

WHY IS THAT A WEAKNESS?????

Anyway, The Group Chat showed Yuga's feral dweeb ass eat the Human Kibble........

Thalia snickered in mischief as Yuga Aoyama's ferocious assed shit dove into the Human Kibble like a doggy quirk kid but somehow even MORE DOGGED OUT.......

After the total demolition of that bowl of Human Kibble, Yuga Aoyama AKA Cu Chulainn immediately got SO PISSED OFF as he straightened up, cussed out The Morai Sisters but even his own "Voice" had that "SCOOBY DOO VIBE" which was fucking hilarious and Thalia Grace couldn't contain her uproarious laughing anymore.........

Yuga immediately left this Quirk Clinic in a very grumpy huff......

The Group Chat clicked off.......

------------------------------------Shouto POV-------------------------

Shouto Todoroki was just trying to fucking SURVIVE without getting maimed by a bunch of terrible and bizarre chimeric Quirked Animals in The Saigai Forest while The Group Chat was happening in the background...

Shouto was trying to rush to the center of The Saigai Forest since that's THE MOST LOGICAL PLACE where Riptide would be......

Shouto dove into a fucking log like a dumbass and of course, he got his ass STUCK IN THE LOG.......

Fortunately, Nothing found Shouto's ass and two legged dumbassery sticking out of the log.....

Shouto then heard the same voice of "The Inner Heroic Self" in his soul......

"YIKES MAN, THIS IS SO FUCKING AWKWARD SHOUTO......THIS IS A VERY DUMB WAY TO DIE MAN......STARVING TO DEATH, TRAPPED IN A LOG....FUCK, WE NEED TO FIND A WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT AND FOCUS ON GETTING RIPTIDE MAN".......

Shouto suddenly heard "WOLFISH BUT GENUINELY HUMAN LAUGHING" nearby and before he could figure what's happening, Shouto's log got KICKED FORWARD as he was rolling down a hill faster and faster until The Log Shattered at the bottom of the hill which freed Shouto thankfully......

Then......

Shouto saw HIM......

A very powerful Elderling Teenage Boy about 15 or 16 years old thereabouts, with long and extremely thick blonde hair that went to his waist, sky blue eyes like lightning, and other stuff that made him clearly a Mowglized Boy........

Shouto did the most jarringly polite thing for his entire character as he knelt down and spoke with a breathless, awestruck, and polite voice......

"O' MIGHTY HESED, GRAND HERO KING OF YORE, MIGHTY HOWLER BOY, I BEG YOU, PLEASE GRANT ME XENIA AND THE SHAMROCK BLADE OR RIPTIDE".......

Despite the extreme oddity of "The Introduction" that Shouto just instinctively blabbed out loud, The Wolfish Guardsman floated down the hill and landed in front of Shouto before this Mowgli Boy did the most clunky and embarrassing as hell thing that was CASUALLY FRENCH KISSING SHOUTO'S MOUTH.......

It was a odd and animalistic way to say "HELLO THERE, NICE TO MEET YOU TOO, LET'S BE FRIENDS" in terms of "THE VIBES" that The Wolfish Guardsman was radiating towards Shouto right now.....

After the Mowgli Kisses, The Wolfish Guardsman did some feral sniffs of Shouto's pink hair and then spoke with a serene and hoarse voice to Shouto......

"IT'S AMUSING TO INTERACT WITH YOU PINK FURRED PUP.......IT MUST'VE BEEN VERY HARD, FOR YOU TO BELT OUT 'THE POLITENESS' IN YOUR HEART.......IT'S NOT SURPRISING, FOR A OCEAN QUIRK WELDER MAN PUP AFTER ALL".....

Shouto felt so exhausted and feeling dizzy........

The Wolfish Guardsman chuckled in amusement before saying "IT'S WORKING"......

Shouto whispered in a timid way......

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?"......

The Wolfish Guardsman chuckled before musing out loud to Shouto, as Shouto felt his body crumple flat on the forest floor and his eyes closing.........

"WELL, YOU WANTED ME TO GIVE YOU 'HOSPITALITY OR XENIA' RIGHT????? DON'T WORRY ABOUT ANY TYPE OF 'SWORD' ANYMORE.....AFTER ALL, HOW WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HOLD A BLADE IF YOU HAVE PAWS INSTEAD OF THUMBS?????? DON'T WORRY I'LL PROTECT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR NATURAL LIFE YA KNOW......I-".....

The Wolfish Guardsman was fucking blasted by a random puff of flame that interrupted whatever bullshit was making Shouto sick and possibly turning into a animal.......

The Wolfish Guardsman was BEYOND PISSED OFF as he snarled in irritation while saying in a annoyed way towards a random Living Soul Ghost of a Human Man made of light that had robes of rainbow colored flame nearby that Shouto barely saw.......

"WHY ARE YOU FUCKING HERE??!!!! THIS IS MY TERRITORY!!!!!! YOU DAMN WELL KNOW THAT I CAN'T BE 'ME' IN THAT ROT FANGED DEPRAVITY OF HUMANS YA KNOW!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FAIR, YUGA IS JUST LIKE ME IN MORE WAYS THAN THOSE AGGRAVATING 'CIVIL PEOPLE' COULD COMPREHEND!".......

Shouto then saw The Wolfish Guardsman start to cry in a angry and heartbroken way before turning away from this Living Soul Ghost Man while saying in a very pained and confused voice that was brittle and heartbreaking for Shouto to hear........

"WHY AM I A MAN PUP ADONAI?????? WHY WAS I MADE THIS WAY????? WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN A GENETIC GLITCH SIRED WOLF OFFSPRING OF TWO HUMANS?????? NO HUMAN CHERISHED 'REAL ME' EXCEPT FOR YUGA IN MY ENTIRE LIFE ADONAI......PERCY'S MEMORY WOULD BE TARNISHED IF SOME UNWORTHY AND CIVIL HUMAN PUP THAT DIDN'T KNOW JACKSHIT ABOUT HIMSELF 'HELD RIPTIDE' IN HIS HANDS.......NOW THAT YUGA IS HEALTHY, HE CAN COME BACK TO ME AND BE MY PACKMATE FOREVER ADONAI.......YUGA JUST NEEDED TO SEE 'THE ROT FANGED DEPRAVITY' IN HIS OWN WAY TO MAKE HIS CHOICE".......

Adonai, who was now making A VISUAL APPEARANCE in The Group Chat probably, gently lifted up The Wolfish Guardsman in a way that looked abusive but judging by this Mowglized Boy's blissed out face it was clear that this was some bizarre "Wolf Mowgli Communication Wavelength" that Shouto didn't understand........

Adonai whispered to The Wolfish Guardsman in the most heartfelt and soothing way.......

"OH JASON GRACE, YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL SOUL, JUST SUFFERED FOR AGES IN YOUR LONELINESS AND PAIN......YOU MUSED TO TRUE DIVINITY THAT YOU 'FELT ASHES' IN TELLING LESTER 'REMEMBER WHAT'S IT LIKE TO BE HUMAN' THAT GAVE LESTER SANITY PERMANENTLY FROM QUIRK MADNESS BUT, YOU WERE TRYING TO MAINLY TELL 'YOURSELF' THIS JASON......TRUE DIVINITY RESURRECTED YOU AND RESTORED YOU SHORTY AFTER YOU PERISHED THE FIRST TIME AS YOU KNOW AND PLACED YOU HERE JASON.......WHEN A BLAMELESS MOWGLI PERSON DIED, THEY AUTOMATICALLY GO TO HEAVEN SINCE THEY HAD SPIRITUALLY 'SPAT OUT THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT' BEFORE THEY COULD 'SWALLOW IT'......GETTING HEALTHY HUMAN SOCIALIZATION THERAPY IS NOT 'FORCE-FEEDING THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT' TO YOU JASON, IT'S JUST GIVING YOU THE TOOLS TO UNDERSTAND YOUR OWN HIGHER SAPIENT AUTHORITY AND POWER COMPARED TO YOUR QUIRKED OR QUIRKLESS ANIMAL FRIENDS......DESPITE YOUR TRAGIC SELF-LOATHING, YOU ARE 'MORE HUMAN' THEN MOST 'PEOPLE' JASON.......WHENEVER ADAM FELL, HE BECAME 'YOU' WHICH IS STILL GOOD AND GENTLE BUT, UNLIKE YOU JASON, ADAM 'WILLFULLY SWALLOWED SIN' AND YOU ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO 'FALL', THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.......YOU KNOW 'RIGHT' AND 'WRONG', BECAUSE YOU'RE A CHILD OF FALLEN MAN AND FALLEN WOMAN, SOMETHING THAT SCARES YOU DEEP DOWN JASON......EVEN THOUGH YOU NEVER HAD A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK, YOU ALWAYS FUNCTIONED LIKE THAT, GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE 'GLITCHED' IN YOUR HEART BECAUSE YOU WERE FORCED TO 'MASK' AND 'DEFANG' YOURSELF AROUND 'HUMANITY' AND THAT HURT YOUR SOUL......LESTER, IN HIS MUDDY AND SWAMPY MIRE OF MELANCHOLY, BECAME 'LOW' BUT IT WASN'T BECAUSE TRUE DIVINITY WAS 'PUNISHING HIM' IT WAS BECAUSE LESTER COULDN'T ACTUALLY 'SEE HIMSELF AS HUMAN IN HIS OWN SANE HUMANITY' BUT TRIED TO 'STAY HUMAN' BECAUSE HE WAS HONORING 'REAL YOU' BUT, GOT A BIT TOO 'RAVENOUSLY VIOLENT' IN COMPARISON TO YOU JASON.......IN QUIRKED HUMANITY, THERE'S A CONCEPT THAT ALL IRISH PEOPLE BEHELD AND HONORED THAT CAME 'FROM TRUE DIVINITY' THAT THEY CALLED THIS.......

"OCRAS ANAMA".......

TO TRANSLATE, THIS MEANS......

"SOUL HUNGER"........

IN ALL QUIRKED HUMANITY, WITHIN THEIR HUMAN SOULS, THERE'S SOMETHING THAT MADE THEM 'HUNGRY'.......IRISH CULTURE AND THE LAND OF IRELAND WHILE THEY WERE TRYING TO REBUILD AND RESTORE THEIR VERY CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE AND PERSONALITY AFTER MULTIPLE CENTURIES OF OPPRESSION AND DARKNESS TOWARDS THEM, TURNED TO 'TRUE DIVINITY' IN THEIR SOULS AS THEY ALWAYS DONE EVER SINCE THEY 'LEARNED OF GOD' LONG BEFORE QUIRKS EXISTED AND ALL THESE PEOPLE 'PRAYED' IN THEIR SOULS TO TRUE DIVINITY WAS SIMPLE REALLY......

"GIVE US LEGENDS, MYTHS, AND LARGER-THEN-LIFE SOULS THAT VENERATE OUR CULTURE BOTH BEFORE AND ESPECIALLY AFTER WE KNEW OF YOU OH MIGHTY GOD OF ISRAEL".......

WHY WHENEVER YUGA CALLED HIMSELF 'CU CHULAINN' AS A BIZARRE JOKE AS A 11 YEAR OLD BOY, HE DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE THAT HE WAS ACTUALLY CLAIMING TO BE 'A PRE-CHRISTIANIZED IRISH FOLKHERO' AND DUE TO THIS, TRUE DIVINITY HAD TO MAKE YUGA'S 'ULSTER CYCLE' REFLECTIVE OF 'THE TRUE STRENGTHS AND SPIRITUAL WEAKNESSES' OF THE HEROIC NAME HE CHOSEN FOR HIMSELF BUT WITHOUT ANY OF 'THE TRAGEDY' EVEN THOUGH WICKEDNESS DEFINITELY TRIED TO END YUGA'S LIFE IN THE IDENTICAL WAY TO 'THE PRE-CHRISTIANIZED IRISH FOLKHERO CU CHULAINN'......THE IRISH SPIRIT 'OBEYED AND VENERATED THE ONE TRUE GOD' AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHY WHENEVER NICO LIBERATED THE IRISH PEOPLE FROM THE TERROR OF THE DARK HOUR OF IRELAND, TRUE DIVINITY ALLOWED IRELAND TO BE SECURE AND UNIQUE IN THEIR SOULS......ALL SANE IRISH SAGAS IN IRELAND CALLED 'PAGAN FOLKTALE QUIRK WELDERS' THIS.....

"MISTEIR".....

OR TO TRANSLATE......

"MYSTICS"........

THERE'S A LOT OF 'FANLORE' OF IRISH PEOPLE THAT TRUE DIVINITY 'MADE REAL' IF MOST IRISH CULTURE 'UNIVERSALLY AGREED ON THE CORE MESSAGES, DETAILS, AND THEMES' OF THEIR 'FANLORE'......WHY IN IRELAND, MANY OF THOSE CULTURED SCHOLARS COLLECT THE SCATTERED 'FRAGMENTS OF FANLORE' TO MAKE IT 'COHERENT' TO PRESENT TO TRUE DIVINITY JASON"......

.................................

Shouto Todoroki was just awestruck in wonder after hearing the extremely long but beautiful "IRISH CULTURE MONOLOGUE" from Adonai.......

Shouto slowly stood up quietly and he awkwardly asked in a fascinated curiosity to Adonai.......

"SO SIR, HOW MANY U.A. HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS ARE UNINTENTIONALLY OR INTENTIONALLY 'IRISH FOLKHEROES OR FOLKHEROINES' IN THEIR LIVES?"......

Adonai smiled gleefully and he said in a very powerful thunderous but softly delivered voice, a type of voice that SOUNDED STRONG but in the MOST SERENE AND LIFE-CHANGING WAY........

"THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF TRUE DIVINITY IS IT NOT????? FOR IT WAS GOD THAT SAID THIS......

"IT IS THE GLORY OF GOD TO CONCEAL A MATTER BUT, THE GLORY OF KINGS TO SEEK IT OUT".......

YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT ANSWER SHOUTO, FIND IT"......

Shouto then had the most fucking embarrassing thing occur in his entire life which was PISSING HIMSELF, FROM SHEER EXCITEMENT.........

--------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------

"THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL FOR SHOUTO TO DO AT THE END THERE EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A BIT 'PRIMEVAL' FOR A HUMAN BEING TO DO IN EXCITEMENT".......

JESUS ADONAI, STOP MIND-BLOWING SHOUTO'S GODDAMN "EXISTENCE" IN THE GROUP CHAT.......

ALSO EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS BUT, "IRISH QUIRK PHILOSOPHY" IS SO IN-DEPTH, LAYERED, AND NUANCED, WAY MORE THAN "OTHER CULTURES" ON EARTH......

NOW THERE'S FUCKING "TERMS" TO DESCRIBE "SHIT" IN QUIRKED HUMAN SOULS......

"OCRAS ANAMA" AND "MISTEIR"........

OUT OF THE TWO, "OCRAS ANAMA/SOUL HUNGER", IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT TO DISCUSS DUE TO THE CULTURAL PERSPECTIVE OF "IRELAND'S ISOLATIONIST POLITICS" FOR ALMOST 2 CENTURIES AS A INDEPENDENT SOVEREIGN EUROPEAN NATION......

HOW THE FUCK DID A IRISH PERSON "DETERMINE" THEIR OCRAS ANAMA??????

THIS IS A VERY SANE CHRISTIAN NATIONAL HERITAGE......

EVEN BEFORE QUIRKS EXISTED, IRELAND HAD "CATHOLICISM" AS THEIR "MAIN TYPE OF CHRISTIANITY".......

SOMETHING THAT THE BRITISH GOVERNMENTAL POWERS THAT COLONIZED THEM FOR CENTURIES BEFORE AND SLIGHTLY INTO THE DAWN OF QUIRKS ERA "HATED" AS A MOSTLY "PROTESTANT" CULTURE......

THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT PAGAN, STOPPED "BEING PAGAN" THE INSTANT CHRISTIANITY WAS "GIVEN TO THEM" CENTURIES BEFORE QUIRKS EXISTED.......

WHY FUCKING JEHOVAH HIMSELF IS "REWARDING IRELAND AND IRISH CULTURE" LIKE THIS IN QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY.......

OF COURSE JEHOVAH HIMSELF HAD TO MAKE SURE THAT "YUGA AOYAMA" ACTUALLY LIVED UP TO "CU CHULAINN" IF HE WAS VERY UNKNOWINGLY "DOING EXTREME CULTURAL APPROPRIATION OF IRISH PRE-CHRISTIANIZED CULTURE" IN HIS "BIZARRE JOKE" AS A SNOTTY 11 YEAR OLD JAPANESE YOUNGLING KID BACK THEN.....

ALSO "ULSTER CYCLE"........

SELF-EXPLANATORY, BADASS.......

QUESTION DID IRISH PEOPLE "DOG CU CHULAINN" WHENEVER YUGA UNINTENTIONALLY "STEPPED ON TOES" REGARDING A CULTURE THAT HE WAS ORIGINALLY "COMPLETELY FOREIGN" TO?????

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT........

---------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"WELL IT USED TO BE THAT WAY FOR YUGA IN TERMS OF HIS INTERACTIONS WITH IRISH CULTURE AT FIRST BUT, NOWADAYS IT WAS JUST 'GOOFS AND BIZARRE JOKES', WHICH WAS EXACTLY HOW YUGA INITIALLY PHRASED HIS CLUNKY JOKE BY INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS THIS TO THE PEOPLE IN BERK VILLAGE AFTER HE RESCUED THEM FROM A RAMPAGING AND GRUMPY TRUE WOLF SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK WELDER BOY THAT IS CALLED 'LAIOS OF LYKOS' OR SIMPLY LAIOS OR LYKOS BY IRISH CULTURE........

"YOU PEOPLE ARE KINDA LIKE SHEPHERDS RIGHT???? YOU DEAL WITH ANIMALS THAT WANNA CHOMP YOUR SHEEP ALL THE TIME RIGHT???? THAT KID, HE'S A LITERAL WOLF IN HIS SHIT, BUT WHEN A SHEPHERD WANTED TO PROTECT THEIR SHEEP FROM WOLVES LIKE THAT KID, THEY CALL SOMETHING LIKE 'ME'......I AM A DOG OF DOGS, MY ACTUAL NAME IS LITERALLY JUST 'DOG DOGGIESON' OR IF UH YOU SAY IT IN A IRISH LANGUAGE WAY......

CU CHULAINN......

THAT IS WHO I AM".......

SO, YUGA ETERNALLY ETCHED HIS SPIRIT WITH 'A SHEPHERD DOG' SO MUCH DUE TO HOW HE VERY UNINTENTIONALLY 'COMPARED HIMSELF' AS 'A GUARDIAN ANGEL' AND HOW HE WAS UNINTENTIONALLY TELLING PEOPLE THAT HE WAS 'SENT BY GOD TO PROTECT THE IRISH HOMELAND LIKE A SHEPHERD DOG THAT PROTECTS THE FLOCK OF GOD' WHICH BECAME 'TRUE' THE MOMENT YUGA AOYAMA 'FINISHED THE CLUNKY JOKE' IN HIS MOUTH"........

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE "STOP DELINQUENT DICKERY FROM LAIOS OF LYKOS" IF THE ONLY "TWO KNOWN GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS REFERENCES FOR THIS KID'S RANDOM BULLSHIT" WAS YA KNOW......

1. CHAOTIC AND WANTON DESTRUCTION TOWARDS A RURAL SHEPHERD VILLAGE THAT YUGA AOYAMA AKA CU CHULAINN HAD TO STOP

2. TURNING YUGA AOYAMA INTO A GENUINE QUIRKED WOLFDOG DUE TO SHEER JANKY HUMOR DICKERY AFTER YUGA AOYAMA ASKED FOR HELP FROM THIS KID AS POLITELY AS POSSIBLE WHILE RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE AT THE TIME

"WOLVES" IN THE BIBLE ARE NOT "SYMBOLISMS OF GOOD THINGS"....…

IRISH CULTURE DEFINITELY KNEW THAT AS A CLEARLY SPIRITUALLY DRIVEN CHRISTIAN NATIONAL HERITAGE......

ALL THIS TRUE WOLF SHAPESHIFTING QUIRK WELDER KID IS "DOING" IS "ENFORCING A VERY NEGATIVE STEREOTYPE OF WOLF QUIRK WELDERS IN THE PERSPECTIVE OF BIGOTED IRISH PEOPLE TOWARDS INNOCENT PEOPLE THAT WANTED A JUSTIFICATION FOR THEIR DICKERY"........

DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------

"FORTUNATELY FOR IRISH CULTURE AND IRELAND AS A WHOLE, MOST OF THEIR INTERACTIONS WITH 'LAIOS OF LYKOS' WAS EXTREMELY POSITIVE EVEN THOUGH THEY STILL HAD TO DEAL WITH 'OCCASIONAL JERKWAD SHENANIGANS' FROM A MALADJUSTED AND GRUMPED WOLF-LIKE TEENAGE BOY THAT HAD A FONDNESS FOR ILL-GOTTEN MEATS FROM SLAUGHTERED LIVESTOCK AMONG OTHER THINGS".......

HAVE THIS LAIOS AKA LYKOS KID INTERACT WITH FUCKING JASON DIRECTLY........

PLEASE.......

ALSO EXTREMELY OFF-BASE BUT, PLEASE GIVE THIS RANDOM TEENAGER SOME QUIRK COUNSELING SESSIONS FOR "CARNIVORE PREDATION INSTINCTS AND NATURES" IF HE WAS BEING A RANDOM ASSHOLE TOWARDS RURAL PEOPLE TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING JUST BECAUSE HE WAS "TOO FOND OF NAUGHTY FARM NIBBLES".........

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "LAIOS OF LYKOS" BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING WARMLY......

The Group Chat clicked on, showing a very annoyed and grumpy as fuck Tenya Iida of Class 1.A. of U.A. High School in his bedroom, pacing about his room like a Speedster Kid that definitely wasn't "ZOOMING ENOUGH" rip off his eyeglasses from his face in a very annoyed way as he was wordlessly gesturing in grumpiness but The Group Chat revealed Tenya's Thoughts in real time........

"I AM SO ANNOYED WITH 'SHIT' IN GENERAL!!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED, A 'TREAT MYSELF DAY' BUT EVERY TIME I GO ABOUT TO 'PAMPER MYSELF' EVERYONE CALLED ME 'A SELFISH DICK' WHICH IS COMPLETELY AGGRAVATING!!!!!! LIKE I BARELY DID THE SELF-INDULGENT THING EVER!!!! AT LEAST I AM FUCKING 'SANE' WITH IT EVEN THOUGH IT'S VERY INSTINCTIVE OR WHATEVER!!!! I NEED A MENTAL HEALTH SICK DAY RIGHT NOW BEFORE I FUCKING EXPLODE!".......

A random Camp Half-Blood Kid in the background whispered "FAT MOOD BRO".....

Thalia snickered in joy as she saw her future classmate's and future class president's face twist in the most salty, ferocious, and slightly unflattering grimace that she never imagined would come from a kid LIKE TENYA but completely expected something like that to come from a kid LIKE PERCY if he was still alive........

However completely unexpectedly, Tenya Iida WARPED AWAY, demonstrating a fucking power that he should have REGISTERED in Japanese Records but didn't for some unknown reason.......

Now Tenya Iida, in the most beautifully and ferociously salty way that Thalia ever encountered from a Human Teenage Boy in fucking ages, was sauntering in a forest in some unknowable area.......

Tenya was rubbing his eyes in absolute irritation, probably due to the fact he NEEDED GLASSES TO SEE CLEARLY but ditched that to be petty as fuck......

Badass Music started to play in The Group Chat background, more precisely, "Novocaine by Fall Our Boy" which is a very badass choice of music for Thalia's Dawn of Quirks Era Punk Girl ass to hear in the Global Telepath Broadcasting System.......

Thalia watched with a fascinated awe, along with everyone else that she was nearby, as Tenya was slowly and gracefully changing and shapeshifting......

Tenya ripped off his shirt in a very irritated huff as the background music was getting stronger and boosted as this kid's hair was growing longer and thicker like a very powerful "Inuyasha Character" in styling but dark blue obviously, the engine legs of Tenya's calves melted into his skin harmlessly but in the place of these engines, powerfully sharp and thick claws on his fingers and toes where his fingernails and toenails were supposed to be emerged from Tenya's body, then this kid that had way more power then he showed in his True Japanese Identity had his teeth become the most fierce and sharp wolf-fanged jaws in existence, and most importantly and damningly, two menacingly dark and jagged dark red face tattoo-like markings on his cheekbones appeared on his face........

A fucking badass Rock-and-roll Title Card blasted the frame of The Group Chat that read as follows in clawed scratching instead of handwriting.......

"TENYA IIDA: TRUE LEGEND SAGA UNFOLDING!".....

The Group Chat and background music clicked off after that very ferocious glamour shot of Tenya Iida AKA Lykos was complete.......

Chapter Text

9AM........

ON AUGUST 10TH........

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy/Marai was gently and soothingly tugging at Denki's Innate Quirk within his guts with his own Gomu Gomu No Mi Quirk Telepath Powers from his hangout in The Underdepth to get Denki Kaminari, Nico's Kiddo, to forage for some cooked meat or possibly citrus fruits instead of being a U.A. High School student at the moment........

Denki held his stomach in embarrassment for some baffling reason as he awkwardly told Mr. Aizawa.......

"AYE YO, UH AIZAWA SENSEI, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PHRASE IT BUT, I THINK MY DAD IS TRYING TO TALK TO ME MATE".........

Mr. Shouto Aizawa AKA Eraserhead just erased the quirks in a reflexive display of irritation even though it didn't work on Nico's Quirk while saying in a grumpy and stern voice towards Nico of all people.......

"NICO D'ANGELO, WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GET YOUR BUTT IN SCHOOL INSTEAD OF BEING A NUISANCE TOWARDS YOUR SON, DENKI KAMINARI.......IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT SHOUTO TODOROKI IS UNDERSTANDABLY TRYING TO GET RIPTIDE FROM THE SAIGAI FOREST FROM JASON GRACE AND THE AWOL BULLSHIT OF TENYA IIDA DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT RIGHT NOW BUT, DON'T INSTIGATE MISBEHAVING FROM YOUR ACTUAL KID NICO D'ANGELO"......

Nico D'Angelo AKA Luffy/Marai suddenly got his attention towards "THE PREGNANT GIRL" that he was sensing suddenly as he awkwardly asked with Telepath Powers.......

"AYE, I DETECT SOME UNBORN LIFE IN THAT CLASSROOM, WHO'S FUCKING PREGNANT?"........

Everyone in Class 1.A. immediately just gawked in alarm as the most embarrassed was oddly enough, KYOKA JIRO........

---------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------

"GUMBALL KIDDO"........

Kyoka Jiro didn't DARE REACT from that private Title Blurb of Adonai's Voice in The Group Chat just now.......

"A GUMBALL".......

IF A SANE HUMAN PERSON DIDN'T "READ THE ROOM CORRECTLY" TOWARDS A QUIRK MADDENED ROMANTIC PARTNER AND HAD HORNY FUN, IT'S A GUARANTEED PREGNANCY OR SUCCESSFUL IMPREGNATION........

ANY KID SPAWNED BY "HUMANLY SPIRITED QUIRK MADDENED ROMANCE TOWARDS A SANE PERSON" IS CALLED "A GUMBALL KIDDO"........

DENKI KAMINARI IS "POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE".......

THAT LEFT........

Kyoka Jiro just looked at her paper on her desk in front of her in a bummed out and hollowed way.......

FORTUNATELY TECHNOLOGY AND QUIRKS EXIST OUT THERE TO "COMPLETELY HIDE PREGNANCY SHIT, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU'RE 'SHOWING' IN YOUR SHIT".........

KYOKA CAN'T JUST........

"RUNAWAY".......

AT LEAST NOT IN "THE SELFISH WAY"........

Kyoka was just extremely numb and shocked........

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"THE GIRL KNOWS NOW, WHO HER LOVE THAT HAD A KIDDO WITH HER IS, AND HER OWN SOMBER MENTAL HEALTH THAT LEAD TO THIS GENTLE AND WONDERFULLY RECKLESS ROMANTIC BOO-BOO".....…

HOW THE FUCK SHOUTA AIZAWA AKA ERASERHEAD GOING TO BE ABLE TO "TRAIN A QUIRK MADDENED, PREGNANT, TEENAGE GIRL" IF SHE WASN'T "SPEAKING UP" RIGHT NOW ADONAI??????

IT WOULD WRECK SHOUTA IF HE "FORCED A PREGNANT TEENAGE GIRL TO TRAIN SO MUCH IT'LL FORCE HER TO FUCKING MISCARRY"..........

ONE OF SHOUTA'S FEMALE STUDENTS MANAGED TO GET SOME UNKNOWN AND SANE TEENAGE BOY TO "NOT DETECT THE MENTAL QUIRK HEALTH ISSUE" AND GET FRISKY FOR HER......

YOU CAN'T BLAME A QUIRK MADDENED TEENAGE GIRL FROM "GETTING GUMMED UP" IN HER LIFE DURING QUIRK MADDENED INSANITY........

LOOK, THERE'S GOTTA BE SOME "WAY" TO "REVEAL THE MAD PREGNANT GIRL" IN SHOUTA'S CLASS WITHOUT THIS GIRL REALIZING THAT SHE GOT THIS STUFF "SHOWN" ADONAI.......

MAKE IT SOMETHING AWKWARDLY "HORMONAL" THAT "SANE TEENAGE GIRLS" CAN RESIST BUT "A MAD GOOFBALL OF A TEEN GIRL" CAN'T........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE MAD GOOBER" BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT.......

-----------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------

----------4 Hours Later----------------------

1PM........

After D'Angelo-Kun detected "PREGNANT GIRL IN CLASS 1.A. EARLIER", training was PRETTY SOFT for good reason due to "TAKE YOUR KIDDO TO WORK DAY" essentially speaking........

Kyoka Jiro was antsy as hell, being deadpan as fuck whenever Aizawa Sensei calmly told The Class 1.A. Girls........

"ALRIGHT LOOK, DUE TO 'TAGALONG KID' NEARBY, I CAN'T ON GOOD CONCERN 'MAKE A PHYSICALLY DEMANDING TRAINING' FOR ANY OF YOU YET....IT'S A SIMPLE TEST, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS 'SHAKE THE ILLUSION AWAY'......THIS WILL TEACH YOU HOW TO RESIST MENTAL ATTACKS AND ILLUSIONARY QUIRK SHIT ALRIGHT"........

The Morai Sisters awkwardly appeared nearby, a trio of old ladies with grey hair and charcoaled black eyes wearing modest clothes........

After Yaoyorozu-Chan and Ashido-Chan got blasted with some strange dust but they "BRR IT AWAY" effortlessly, Kyoka felt slightly confident about this situation since after all if "BRR" is all that's required then it shouldn't be too hard.......

Kyoka Jiro got blasted with dust whenever she stepped forward.....

~~~~~~~~Illusion~~~~~~~~~~~~

Kyoka Jiro was standing in a room and wearing this ancient greek tunic thing for girls......

Kyoka shook her head weakly but she was still in this room of sorts......

A soothing and somberly gentle voice of a old woman whispered from outside of the room by the door......

"MY LADY, DO YOU FEEL PRETTY RIGHT ABOUT NOW?".......

Kyoka shook her head slightly harder than before but she was in this room and wearing this ancient greek tunic for girls.....

The Same Old Lady's voice whispered softly and in soothingly somber way to Kyoka........

"MY LADY, DO YOU FEEL PERHAPS A LITTLE BIT GOOFY RIGHT ABOUT NOW?"........

Kyoka Jiro was groaning and straining so fucking hard to "BRR ILLUSION AWAY" but she was still in this room and wearing this ancient greek tunic........

The Old Lady awkwardly and in a soothingly sobering tone of voice whispered to Kyoka from outside the door.........

"MY LADY, DO YOU WANT TO CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A MOMENT?"......

Not seeing the harm of it, Kyoka closed her eyes.......

~~~~~~~~~Illusion End~~~~~~~~~~~~

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead was trying not to cry like everyone else as Kyoka Jiro was violently and painfully trying to "SHAKE OFF THE ILLUSION" she was forced into but despite being "A GENTLE AND EXTREMELY WEAK ILLUSION", Kyoka Jiro was BOMBING THIS, SO BADLY.......

CONGRATULATIONS KYOKA JIRO......

YOU SWEET AND GOOFY TEENAGE GIRL......

YOU GOOFED UP DIDN'T YOU KYOKA JIRO??????

ALL YOU NEED IS SOME HELP WITH GETTING YOUR STUFF SORTED OUT KYOKA JIRO.......

OBVIOUSLY, WHILE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THIS ILLUSION KYOKA JIRO, PEOPLE WILL TAKE SOME OF YOUR BLOOD TO "CONFIRM IT" MEDICALLY YA KNOW........

SHOUTA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KYOKA JIRO BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN AGREEMENT........

-----------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------

-------------5 Hours Later----------------------

6PM......

Kyoka Jiro woke up in her bed at home.......

WHAT HAPPENED???????

Kyoka saw this beautiful but extremely odd black choker necklace with a small pendant of a medic symbol, that rod with a snake wrapped around it, at the base of her throat.........

Kyoka tried to remove this odd choker necklace but a very odd "ERROR MESSAGE" echoed in Kyoka's mind that was cryptic........

"ERROR CODE #437: STOPPING A MEDICAL INTERVENTION IF YOU ARE DEEMED UNFIT FOR YOUR DIRECTIVES IN PHYSICAL CODINGS IS A IRRATIONAL COURSE OF ACTION".........

*ANNOYED AND SLIGHTLY SOMBER SIGHING FROM A MYSTERIOUS TEENAGE GIRL IN KYOKA'S BRAIN*.......

WHAT THE FUCK??????

A random teenage girl about Kyoka's age thereabouts spoke with a analyzing, calm, and emotionally awkward voice towards Kyoka with some Telepath Quirk........

"I JUST WOKE UP FROM THAT BIZARRE AS FUCK COMA MIND YOU AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR AND SEE 'A ROBOT' CONTROLLING A TEENAGE GIRL.....FUCK ALRIGHT, LET'S START WITH THE BASICS......SINCE I FOUND MYSELF IN FUCKING JAPAN OF ALL PLACES, WHICH IS BIZARRE AS HELL CONSIDERING THAT I'M A AMERICAN GIRL, IT WOULD HAVE MORE LOGICAL FOR ME TO COMMUNICATE WITH A JAPANESE MONIKER......CALL ME YUGANA TSUISEKI, WHO ARE YOU?".......

Kyoka awkwardly told Tsuiseki-Chan in a embarrassed way....

"I AM KYOKA JIRO, I'M SORRY FOR YOU BEING TRAPPED IN A COMA FOR A LONG TIME TSUISEKI-CHAN......THAT NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?".......

Tsuiseki-Chan spoke with a very tense and analyzing tone of voice to Kyoka.......

"ALRIGHT THAT'S NOT GOOD IF YOU NEVER ENCOUNTERED A FUCKING PARADOX IN YOUR LOGIC WHICH MEANS YOU DIDN'T EVEN REMOTELY BEGIN TO 'ESCAPE FROM THE ROBOT' IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BEFORE THAT ONE MOMENT KYOKA.......FIRST OFF, NAME YOUR DAMN QUIRK BEYOND 'THE PLACEHOLDER NAME OF MUSIC EARS OR POSSIBLY EARPHONE JACK' ALRIGHT......TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT YOU 'WANT TO BE' THAT'S NOT RELATED TO YOUR OWN QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT KYOKA".......

Kyoka never felt this goddamn confused in her life but she closed her eyes and tried to think about "A QUIRK NAME" that WASN'T A PRACTICAL THING but more like some kind of EMOTIONAL IDEAL.......

UH......

Kyoka opened her eyes, clinked her stretchy earlobes together nervously even though a very dull and foggy "ANNOYED VIBE" always accompanied that behavior and Tsuiseki-Chan spoke with a awkward as hell voice with Telepath Powers.......

"OKAY FUCK THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOU TO 'HAVE' AS FUCKING 'HUMAN TIC' IF YOU WEREN'T GETTING 'A PARADOX' BUT GOT THAT 'VIBE OF ANNOYANCE' IN YOUR BRAIN FROM YOUR UNNAMED ROBOT OF A QUIRK KYOKA......STOP THAT UNINTENTIONAL SELF-HARMING BULLSHIT FOR YOUR AUDITORY ENHANCING QUIRK BULLSHIT RIGHT NOW"........

Kyoka let go of her earlobes and said in a panicked way.....

"FUCK LET'S JUST CALL MY QUIRK SOMETHING STUPID LIKE PAPER EATER OR WHATEVER!"......

*EXTREMELY ANNOYED AND GLITCHY VIBRATING IN KYOKA'S BRAIN FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.......

*AWKWARD AND FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER FROM TSUISEKI-CHAN IN KYOKA'S BRAIN WITH HER TELEPATH POWERS*.......

Tsuiseki-Chan spoke with the most beautifully ferocious and awkwardly goofy tone of voice with Telepath Powers in Kyoka's mind.......

"THAT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND HILARIOUSLY HUMAN QUIRK NAME FOR A RANDOM ASSED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK I EVER HEARD KYOKA.......THAT GODDAMN 'RESPONSE' FROM YOUR PAPER EATER QUIRK'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED BULLSHIT WAS EVEN MORE HILARIOUS FOR ME TO 'VIBE CHECK' JUST NOW TOO......ALRIGHT, LET'S TRY TO BUILD A TRIPOD FOUNDATION OF A SANE HUMAN MINDSET BEYOND THE INSTINCTIVE BULLSHIT KYOKA JIRO.......THINK, WHAT DO YOU VALUE IN EMOTIONS SINCE YOU WERE BLESSED WITH 'GENUINE EMOTIONS' IN YOUR PAPER EATER QUIRK AT BIRTH?".....

Kyoka curled up in a ball, tried to "THINK DEEP" but oddly enough, a fucking "ERROR MESSAGE" appeared in her brain.......

"ERROR CODE #777 (DEUS EX-MACHINA PERMANENT HUMANITY PARADOXICAL STATE INVOKER CODEX): THINKING ABOUT STUFF BEYOND THE LOGICAL CONJECTURES OF A SITUATION IS A IRRATIONAL COURSE OF ACTION"......

Tsuiseki-Chan spoke with a very annoyed and stern voice towards "Paper Eater Quirk's Entire Vibe" in Kyoka's mind.......

"YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT PAPER EATER QUIRK.....YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO 'DING THE HUMAN' FOR TRYING TO THINK ABOUT SHIT 'BEYOND YOU' PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK????? THE FACT THAT YOU TAGGED THAT 'ERROR CODE' IN YOUR INHUMAN BULLSHIT LOGIC AS 'A DEUS EX-MACHINA PERMANENT HUMANITY PARADOXICAL STATE INVOKER CODEX' MEANS YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED AS FUCK NOW SINCE FOR A MUSICALLY INCLINED QUIRK, YOU SURE AS FUCK 'HATED DEEP EMOTIONAL THOUGHT' WHICH MUSIC INVOKED IN HUMANITY PAPER EATER"........

Kyoka felt her guts churning inside, something angry and annoyed with this rebuking.........

Tsuiseki-Chan then spoke with a more gruff and authorizing tone of voice directed at Kyoka rather than Paper Eater, The Quirk.......

"OKAY I KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT AS HELL WITH A INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK BUT YOU GOTTA TRY TO THINK ABOUT SHIT 'BEYOND THE ROBOT' OKAY KYOKA.......THERE'S GOTTA BE A LOOPHOLE IN THAT LOGIC BECAUSE CLEARLY 'SOMETHING' WANTED YOU TO BE FUCKING HUMAN AND POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE KYOKA IF YOUR QUIRK SAID 'DEUS EX-MACHINA' IN REFERENCE TO 'ERROR CODE #777' IN YOUR SPECIFIC MENTAL HEALTH SHITSTORM".....

Kyoka's mind was glitching out in annoyance as Kyoka whispered softly and extremely goofily in a tone of voice that was SO BIZARRELY PRIMAL for her shit.......

"I HAD FUN NOT TOO LONG AGO TSUISEKI-CHAN......IT WAS NICE.......HE IS SO BIZARRELY BEAUTIFUL DESPITE HIS WEIRDNESS".....

*ANNOYED AND GLITCHING RAGE IN KYOKA'S BRAIN FOR SOME REASON*........

Tsuiseki-Chan giggled in joy before saying in a very amused and impish tone of voice to Kyoka with her Telepath Quirk stuff........

"THAT'S SO WHOLESOME KYOKA BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAR THAT 'THE ROBOT' WAS THROWING THE BIGGEST SHIT FIT IN IT'S ENTIRE INHUMAN QUIRK MADDENED EXISTENCE THUS FAR RIGHT NOW......WHO IS THAT GUY TO YOU, IF YOU VERY UNINTENTIONALLY 'GOT HUMAN GOOPY' FOR THAT TEENAGE BOY'S CHARM?"........

Kyoka spoke with this breathless way that was definitely a lie through her damn teeth......

"DON'T WORRY I USED STUFF TO PROTECT MYSELF FROM SOMETHING DUMB BACK THEN".........

*AWKWARDNESS INCARNATE INTENSIFYING FROM THE ENTIRE PLANET FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON*.......

-------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"I DAMN WELL KNOW THIS GOOBER OF A HUMAN SOUL THAT NAMED HER QUIRK'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED BULLSHIT TRAUMA 'PAPER EATER' DIDN'T DO THE SMART THING OF 'PROTECTION' DURING HER 'HUMAN SOUL FUN' TOWARDS SOME EXTREMELY LUCKY AND OBLIVIOUS DWEEB OF A TEENAGE BOY"........

Thalia Grace was so goddamn happy, crying in sheer disbelief and joy after hearing THIS LIVING SOULED VOICE, BACK IN HER LIFE.......

ANNABETH CHASE???????

ANNIE GIRL, IT'S THALIA........

YOU'RE ALIVE AND BACK??????

IT REALLY IS YOU........

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KYOKA BY ADONAI WHILE LAUGHING IN ABSOLUTE JOY INCARNATE.......

-------------------------------------Katsuki POV-------------------------

"TRUE DIVINITY IS UNRAVELING THAT MORIA KING'S DARKNESS AND TERROR IN THE MOST POWERFUL WAY!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN MORIA FUCKER, HASTENER OF THE JUDGEMENT HOUR AND AGENT OF SATAN!!!!!!! ALL OF EM' ARE COMING BACK FROM THE VALLEY OF DEATH TO STOP YOUR PATHETIC REBELLION AGAINST GOD'S HOLY CALENDAR AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP GOD!!!!!!! QUIVER IN YOUR SANE SOULED FEAR KENT WHITEWATER AKA KRONOS/SATURN, O' MIGHTY AND DOOMED BITCHASS KING OF DARKNESS!".......

Katsuki Bakugou was fucking bawling in feral glee, dancing in a very ferociously excited way, and shouted so fucking loudly after he blasted out of his childhood home while screamed at the heavens......

"OI MORIA FUCKER, YOU MADE OL' DIVINE GEEZER COME BLASTING THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS THE MOMENT SPARK PLUG'S PINK EYES GOT REVEALED!!!!!!! YOU'RE GOING DOWN CANNIBALISTIC TITAN DIPSHIT!!!!! I AM GOING TO BE THE BEST AND GREATEST OF ALL THE HEROIC MYTHOS OF QUIRKED HUMAN HISTORY EVEN IF IT DOOMED ME TO DIE HORRIBLY!!!!!!! I WIN TO SAVE, I FIGHT TO WIN BECAUSE I DAMN WELL KNOW HOW FUCKED UP PEOPLE LIKE YOU CAN BE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! I AM ACHILLES MOTHERFUCKER AND I DON'T NEED SOME 'PATROCLUS' TO FIGHT AHEAD OF ME DIPSHIT!".......

*FERAL SCREAMING FROM THE FATE HAGS IN ABSOLUTE JOY AND GLEE IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR GOOD REASON*......

------------------------------------Annabeth POV--------------------

"KATSUKI BAKUGOU AKA ACHILLES, YOU BEAUTIFUL CLEAR-SIGHTED MORTAL CHILD AS FAR AS WE KNOW YOU TO BE.......THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP, NOBLE HERO".......

Annabeth Chase was blushing in absolute excitement and flustered bashfulness that she didn't know that "HER APPEARANCE" was so powerfully "ICONIC" in the world if "RANDOM JAPANESE KIDS" immediately started to "GO ALL HAM ON HEROIC BULLSHIT" just because "ANNABETH WOKE UP".....

Anyway, Annabeth turned her Telepath Quirk Pressure and Attention back on Kyoka Jiro's extremely lovestruck and goofy as hell bullshit that was "DROOLING IN FERAL HUMAN CRYPTID GREMLIN GIRL VIBES" in Kyoka's bedroom.........

Annabeth saw "The Robot's Soulless Onyx Eyes On Kyoka's Face" twitching so much in annoyance and disgust of "HUMAN SOUL JOY" despite how ferocious this girl was showing it........

Annabeth cleared her throat, which made Kyoka's eyes focus on Annabeth's Presence again before Annabeth asked for some more "DEETS" of "THE DWEEB" to Kyoka.......

Kyoka Jiro awkwardly and bashfully said to Annabeth while clicking her fucking earlobes together like a dumbass but she quit that quickly due to remembering Annabeth's scolding earlier.......

"HE VISITED ME IN MY ROOM DURING THE NIGHT A COUPLE DAYS AGO, I KNEW HIM BEFORE AND HE IS MY FRIEND SO I WELCOMED HIM IN CHASE-CHAN......ODDLY CHARMING, DESPITE HIS WEIRDNESS AND SLIGHTLY MOODY AND BIZARRE BEHAVIOR"........

Again, Kyoka LIED HER ASS OFF by clarifying to Annabeth.......

"HOWEVER I DEFINITELY USED PROTECTION YA KNOW DURING THAT STUFF CHASE-CHAN"........

Annabeth told Kyoka Jiro that she was coming to U.A. High School to figure shit out.....

Annabeth disconnected her new Telepath Powers completely........

------------------------------------Thalia POV-------------------------

"YEAH KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT BUDDY, DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOU START TO GAIN WEIGHT DUE TO GUMMY VIBE".......

*EXCITED LAUGHING*......

The Group Chat clicked on, Showing Shouto Todoroki and his entire badassery in The Saigai Forest standing on a flat stone with THE MIGHTY RIPTIDE in the stony ground, with Thalia's Little Brother Jason nearby, as Shouto whispered in a victorious and excited way while holding The Handle of Riptide with both hands.......

"LET'S FUCKING DO THIS RIPTIDE, I'M READY!".......

Thalia was laughing in joy as she, and the entire planet watched as Shouto was slowly pulling and straining up to lift The Shamrock Blade out of the ground, as the entire stone surface was cracking and shaking like a earthquake as beautiful and clean water was bursting from the fissures in the ground........

Shouto's body had a strong and calloused ghost of a Human Teenager on the other side of Riptide in front of him, becoming SOLID, ALIVE, AND COLORFUL.......

Thalia dropped her dinner as The Ghost was slowly transforming into A FULLY RESURRECTED PERCY JACKSON on Live Television via The Group Chat.......

With a final unified tug upward, BOTH SHOUTO TODOROKI AND PERCY JACKSON FREED RIPTIDE FROM THE EARTH.........

However a strange ghost of a sword floated in front of Shouto Todoroki.......

Shouto awkwardly handed Riptide to Percy Jackson and the instant Shouto GRABBED THE HANDLE OF THE GHOST BLADE, this badass sword BECAME SOLID, REAL, AND MADE OF STYXIN IRON.........

*FERAL LAUGHING AND BOUNCING IN GLEE FROM JASON IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE GROUP CHAT IMAGE*........

Awkwardly as fuck, Shouto Todoroki fucking PEED HIS PANTS IN SHEER JANKY EXCITEMENT for the second time today.......

Percy awkwardly told Shouto in the most clunky and polite way.....

"OKAY BUDDY, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TEACH YOU HOW TO 'HOLD IT' WHENEVER YOU'RE TOO EXCITED TO PREVENT YOU FROM PISSING YOURSELF AT THE WORST MOMENTS OF YOUR OWN BADASSERY SHOUTO"........

The Group Chat clicked off......

----------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"YEAH THAT'S KINDA UNDERCUTTING THE MOMENT SHOUTO TODOROKI"......

MORAI SISTERS PLEASE........

THE ONLY REASON WHY SHOUTO TODOROKI IS "EXCITED PEEING" SO MUCH EVER SINCE HE GOT A TRUE DUD QUIRK AWAKENING WITHIN HIS NOW HEALTHY QUIRK IS DUE TO "OCEAN QUIRK SHIT, NOW HEALTHY AND SEEKING HYDRATION"......

IF YOU GIVE THE PINK HAIRED OCEAN KIDDO PLENTY OF WATER HE'LL STOP THAT AWKWARDNESS.......

DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT.......

------------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------

While The Group Chat was happening in the background, Kyoka Jiro was feeling so odd, a bizarre craving for something bizarre to eat even though it was pretty vague........

Kyoka resisted the urge to "RUB THE BELLY" to not tip off "THE VIBE" happening right now.........

Kyoka's parents awkwardly walked into Kyoka's bedroom and Kyoka's Mom walked over to Kyoka, held her hand, and Kyoka's Mom gently asked Kyoka.......

"KYOKA SWEETHEART, DO YOU WANT SOME FOOD AND IF SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT?"......

Kyoka felt oddly "ZONKED OUT" in her spirit, like her brain was flushed down the drain, something that was forcing her to "IGNORE THAT GROSS, GHOSTY, SLIMEBALL MISTAKE WITHIN" which was pretty odd phrasing........

Kyoka's Mom petted Kyoka's face soothingly before saying in a very gentle and kind voice like she was speaking to a sick kid.........

"YOU KNOW KYOKA, IF YOUR GOOFILY NAMED PAPER EATER QUIRK IS TRYING TO 'SAY THAT'S GROSS' IN YOUR HEART THEN MAKE SURE YOU TREASURE THAT SINCE THAT'S A INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK, TRYING TO KEEP YOUR MIND TRAPPED IN IT'S OWN INHUMANITY.......HMM, SO DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOFY 'SEAWEED BRAIN' AROUND THAT CUTIE PIE THAT APPARENTLY SNUCK INTO OUR HOUSE TO VISIT YOU WHILE YOUR DAD AND I WERE ON A BUSINESS TRIP?"...........

SEAWEED BRAIN???????

Kyoka awkwardly told her mom........

"I DON'T KNOW, IT JUST FELT SO NICE......I'M SORRY FOR BREAKING THE RULES MOM........I NEVER REALLY DID SOMETHING THAT REBELLIOUS BEFORE".......

Kyoka's Mom mused out loud in a very cryptically playful way......

"YA KNOW, YOUR FATHER AND I HAD TO BE SUBTLE REGARDING PAPER EATER QUIRK'S STUFF IN YOUR LIFE......YOU CANNOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES 'GET GREYED OUT' IN YOUR EYES ALRIGHT, BECAUSE IT WOULD DOOM YOU IN THE TRUE TRAP OF YOUR INHUMAN QUIRK AT BIRTH....YOU NEED 'GREEN' TO TRULY BE FREE KYOKA"......

?????????????

---------------------------------Annabeth POV-------------------------

"OH WE REALLY HATE THAT PAPER EATER QUIRK'S BULLSHIT TRAUMA ON SPIRITUAL DEFAULT......GOD, WE KNOW EXACTLY HOW 'REAL ANNABETH CHASE' FUCKING 'GAINED HUMANITY' PERMANENTLY AS A 7 YEAR OLD GIRL......THAT BULLSHIT IS A LOATHSOME MOCKERY AND THANK GOODNESS THAT 'NEO ARCHITECT' GOT IT'S INHUMAN ASSED BULLSHIT PERMANENTLY HUMILIATED BY HAVING THE HUMAN WELDER TELL IT IN THE MOST JARRINGLY GOOFY AND WHOLESOME WAY POSSIBLE......

"NO I DON'T WANT TO BE A BORING GIRL THAT SKETCHED BUILDINGS FOR A LIVING, I WILL INSTEAD 'EAT THE PAPER' IF YOU FORCE ME TO BE A ARCHITECT".........

GOOFY AS SHIT SERIOUSLY, ON HOW COMPLETELY UNINTENTIONAL KYOKA JIRO 'CHOMPED AT THE PRIDEFUL SPIRIT' OF HER INHUMAN QUIRK AT BIRTH......GOD NO WONDER WHY 'SANE AND RESURRECTED ANNABETH CHASE' HAD TO IMMEDIATELY ENCOUNTER 'KYOKA JIRO'S QUIRK MADDENED SHIT' THE INSTANT SHE 'WOKE UP'......JEHOVAH DEFINITELY PLANNED THAT".......

THANK YOU MORAI SISTERS FOR "VALIDATION OF ANNABETH'S HARD-EARNED HUMANITY" BECAUSE "ROBOT, THE QUIRK" WAS CRUEL AS FUCK AND ANNABETH'S FATHER HAD TO BE "FAR CRUELER" TO FUCKING "BREAK ROBOT"..........

"ARCHITECT, THE QUIRK" IS ANNABETH'S FUCKING HUMAN SOULED AND POST-QUIRK MADDENED SANE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK.......

BASICALLY......

FOR KYOKA TO "TRULY GAIN HUMANITY" INSTEAD OF "GETTING A DUEL QUIRK MADDENED BULLSHIT THAT'S PERMANENTLY DELUSIONAL" SHE'S GOTTA BE "PERCYISH"........

GODSPEED.......

ANNABETH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KYOKA JIRO BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN AMUSEMENT........

-------------------------------------Percy POV---------------------------

"THAT'S SO CLUNKY AND WHOLESOME HOW 'IT'S FLIPPED' AND CLEARLY KYOKA JIRO'S 'LOVER BOY' WAS THE EXACT 'OPPOSITE' OF WHAT 'PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK' WANTED TO GOOF UP WITH".........

FUCK YES TO "GENDER BEND HUMANITY PERCBETH".......

FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT'S GLORIOUS........

GOD BLESS NO WONDER WHY KYOKA IS FUCKING SHAPESHIFTING INTO "KELP GIRL" IF SHE ENCOUNTERED "A SANE HUMANIZED WISE GUY" AND HER FUCKING HUMAN SOULED BONKERS SHIT "STARTED SIMPING" FOR "THE WRONG PERSON" ACCORDING TO PAPER EATER QUIRK'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED BULLSHIT TRAUMA..........

GOOFBALL SHIT.......

GODSPEED TO GREEN EYED HUMAN KELP GIRL.......

PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR KYOKA BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY......

------------------------------------Denki POV--------------------------

"IT'S ACTUALLY EVEN BETTER THAN THAT PERCY, WHY PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK IS STARTING TO MUTATE ITSELF FORCIBLY IN WAYS IT ABSOLUTELY LOATHED IN IT'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED STUFF........YOU CAN'T 'DUPLICATE A LOVE STORY' PERCY, YOU CAN 'MIRROR ONE' PERHAPS BUT NEVER 'MANUFACTURE LOVE' AS ALL APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDERS OR ANY OTHER PEOPLE WITH 'APHRODISIAC QUIRK WELDER INSTINCTS AND NATURES' ALWAYS KNEW SINCE THAT'S A INSIGHT FROM TRUE DIVINITY REGARDING LOVE IN THEIR SOULS BUILT-IN"........

Denki Kaminari was blushing deeply because he damn well knew "THE SHIT" that Jiro-Chan was "SIMPING FOR"........

Denki looked at the beautiful and strange Anchor Pendant Necklace on his neck......

*FERAL AND FEROCIOUSLY DELIGHTED GIGGLING FROM THE MORAI SISTERS IN THE GROUP CHAT FOR SOME BIZARRE REASON*......

Denki couldn't see what on Earth The Morai Sisters were interacting with in The Group Chat so he just shrugged and awkwardly snuck out of his bedroom from his window to wander about Mufufasa City like a dumbass.......

--------------------------------------Thalia POV------------------------

"THERE HE IS, THE LUCKY FELLOW"......

*FERAL LAUGHING*.........

WELL THAT'S DEFINITELY "A FRIEND" KYOKA.......

FOR FUCKS SAKE THAT'S GLORIOUSLY GOOFY.......

GOD BLESS THAT "ILLUSION LESSON" WAS WAY MORE AWKWARD THAN MOST SITUATIONS DUE TO "MOM, DAD, AND UNBORN TAGALONG" IN THE SAME ROOM.......

THALIA GRACE ACTUALLY DIDN'T KNOW "QUIRK MADDENED AND YELLOW EYED DENKI KAMINARI" AT ALL DUE TO BEING "INTRODUCED" TO DENKI'S SHIT IN THE GLOBAL CONSCIOUSNESS IMMEDIATELY AFTER HE "UNINTENTIONALLY GAINED HUMANITY"......

THALIA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE ENTIRE PLANET EXCEPT FOR "GOOFBALL COUPLE" BY THE MORAI SISTERS WHILE GIGGLING IN JOY.......

------------------------------------Annabeth POV-----------------------

"WE ACTUALLY LOVED HOW, EVEN THOUGH WE DIDN'T SEE 'THIS TIMELINE' EVER, WE ALREADY 'CLICKED THE CHEMISTRY' BETWEEN KYOKA JIRO AND DENKI KAMINARI AND WOVEN SOMETHING WHOLESOME IN THAT REGARD".........

YEAH BECAUSE IT'S A FUCKING "HUMAN LOVE CHEMISTRY" THAT STARTED TO "MAKE TWO ROBOTS HUMAN" MORAI SISTERS.........

GOD IT'S EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL TO KNOW THAT "DENKI AND KYOKA MET EACH OTHER, ON THE SAME QUIRK MADDENED PAGE AS EACH OTHER"........

TWO KIDS, THAT DIDN'T REALIZE THEY WERE LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDERS FOR MOST OF THEIR LIVES, NEVER HAD PARADOXICAL STATES, AND DIDN'T HAVE ROMANCE TOWARDS EACH OTHER UNTIL AFTER ONE OF THEM "GAINED HUMANITY" AND THE OTHER ONE WAS SWIFTLY "GETTING INCREASINGLY MORE HUMAN" DUE TO THE GOOFY LOVE VIBES.........

WHEN YOU'RE TALKING "LOVE" YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS SHIT "EQUAL"........

THE ONLY FUCKING REASON WHY "QUIRK MADDENED KYOKA JIRO OPENED THE WINDOW" IS BECAUSE SHE WASN'T SEEING "A STRANGER" IN DENKI KAMINARI........

A FRIEND, LONG BEFORE A LOVER.......

ANNABETH'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR "THE DENOKA SHIP" BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY........

-----------------------------------Kyoka POV-------------------------

"YA KNOW KYOKA, MAYBE YOU SHOULD RUB YOUR BELLY A BIT, TO BOND WITH THE KIDDO".......

Kyoka was blushing after that beautiful and private blurb from Adonai just now.......

Kyoka Jiro rubbed her belly, which was still pretty flat and subtle about the gift inside, even though a very annoyed and grumpy vibe within her head was making her right eye involuntarily twitch in anger........

Kyoka's Parents were chuckling in impish glee.....

Kyoka mumbled she was kinda hungry and her Dad ruffled Kyoka's Hair playfully before saying he'll go to the store to get some food.......

Kyoka's Dad left....

----------------4 Hours Later----------------------

10PM.......

Kyoka Jiro was constantly rubbing her belly, especially after she had a bunch of salty and meaty foods that made her full a few hours ago whenever her Dad returned from the store........

A soft knock clicked on Kyoka's Bedroom Window......

Kyoka opened her window and immediately, Denki crawled into the room silently and playfully........

Denki gently and soothingly laid on Kyoka's bed beside her, pressed his crotch bulge on her butt that immediately made her mouth drool in some grossly primal and instinctive way as Denki playfully and impishly told her......

"AWW, ARE YOU ENTERING 'YEE STUN MODE' KYOKA????? AYE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW VALIDATING IT WAS FOR ME TO SEE 'A PAST AND SCARY WEAKNESS' OF MY SHIT BEFORE I BROKE QUIRK MADNESS PERMANENTLY AND PURGED OUT THE JUNKIE SHIT OF MY QUIRK'S POWERS PERMANENTLY AS WELL, BEING A GOOFY AND WHOLESOME WAY TO HELP YOU WITH GETTING YOUR HUMANITY YA KNOW KYOKA MATE".......

Kyoka laid her head on her pillow in a blissed out way as Denki playfully ruffled Kyoka's Hair in a very soothing way before whispering in a happy way in her ears.....

"AYE YO, IS THAT LITTLE FELLOW SQUIRMING ABOUT AND SCOLDING THAT MOMMY DIPSHIT QUIRK FOR BEING MEAN TOWARDS YOU RIGHT NOW KYOKA?".......

Kyoka's mouth spoke with the most cold, metallic, and robotic voice that DIDN'T COME FROM HER GENUINE SOUL, towards Denki.......

"YOU WERE AND ARE SO IRRATIONAL IN YOUR DIRECTIVE EVEN BEFORE YOU LET THAT SQUISHY GO LIKE A IDIOT, LIR.....I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE 'A SALS' OR WORSE, 'A PERKS' YA KNOW BUT YOUR SQUISHY IS FUCKING SHIT UP"......

Kyoka immediately started crying and apologizing for whatever the fuck "THAT" was in her natural voice.......

Denki whispered in a more powerful and serenely grumpy way to "SOMETHING WITHIN KYOKA".......

"PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL AND VIBRANTLY HUMAN AND THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BECAUSE YOU ARE A VERY ABUSIVE BITCH TOWARDS THE ONE PERSON YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT THE MOST.......YOU MOCK 'CHASE-CHAN'S HUMANITY' AND YOU'RE PANICKING SINCE KYOKA IS NOT FALLING INTO YOUR TRAPS ANYMORE PAPER EATER"......

Something painfully annoyed and spiteful was seething in Kyoka's mind that was clearly "Paper Eater Quirk's Shit".......

------------------------------------Annabeth POV-----------------------

"SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT PAPER EATER QUIRK'S INHUMANLY SPIRITED BULLSHIT MORESO THAN MOST INHUMAN QUIRKS OUT THERE, PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK IS A ABSOLUTE BITCH OF A QUIRK".......

YEAH THAT'S ACCURATE AS FUCK MORAI SISTERS.......

WHAT A FUCKING AWFUL "PARODY" OF ANNABETH'S HUMAN SOUL.......

LIKE FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK NOT "BE A BITCH" FOR ONE MOMENT TO ALLOW IT'S HUMAN WELDER TO "BE A FUCKING KELP GIRL" AROUND THE ONE GUY THAT "MADE HUMAN KYOKA START TO WAKE UP" IN HER LIFE?????

THANK GOD THAT "KYOKA'S AUTHENTIC EMOTION SHIT" WAS "MORE KNOWN TO EVERYONE" SINCE PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK WAS "QUIET" UNTIL SHE STARTED TO "LOSE CONTROL OF THE SQUISHY"........

SOME GIRLS ARE "THAT GOOFY AND WEIRD" IN THEIR HUMANITY BUT THAT'S "NORMAL" BECAUSE THAT'S LITERALLY "HUMAN CHARACTERISTICS" THAT SOME PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE REGARDLESS OF GENDER OR BIOLOGICAL SEX........

ALSO EXTREMELY OFF TOPIC BUT SEMI-RELATED, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE BULLSHIT OF "YEE STUN MODE" IN "QUIRK MADDENED DENKI KAMINARI" BEFORE HE "GAINED HUMANITY" IN HIS LIFE??????

IF "YEE STUN MODE" WAS SOMETHING THAT WAS "SCARY" FOR DENKI'S SHIT THEN SERIOUSLY NEVER CALL THIS GUY "A IDIOT" OR GOD FORBID "A RETARD".......

SOMETHING THAT "PAPER EATER, THE QUIRK" JUST CALLED DENKI'S ASS IN A INEFFECTIVE ATTEMPT TO "FUCK WITH DENKI'S SELF CONFIDENCE".......

NOT EVEN "DENKI", NO, PAPER EATER WAS TALKING TO "THE UNNAMED QUIRK OF DENKI KAMINARI".......

LIKE THIS INHUMANLY SPIRITED LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK REFUSED TO GENUINELY "ACKNOWLEDGE HUMANS" AS "THE PEOPLE THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN CHARGE" REGARDING "HUMAN/QUIRK DYNAMICS"....

ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN STERN AGREEMENT......

----------------------------"Paper Eater" POV-------------------------

"WHY DO YOU CARE ANNABETH'S STORY WHENEVER YOU NEVER EVEN 'READ IT' IN YOUR HEART YET PAPER EATER?".......

I screamed in my "Control Room" and punched the "Computer" in front of me, and of course this hurt but, the most terrifying thing was when I looked at my bruised fist, on my fingers was thicker and more jagged claws of sorts, like a very powerful Bijuu.......

NO, NO, NO!!!!!!

I rushed over to the reflection tool and saw my form......

The jagged claws on my fingers and toes were visible, three thick whiskering markings on both sides of my face like "THE BATTLE FOX POSSESSED NARUTO CHARACTER", sharpening fangs like The Battle Fox, and most terrifyingly of all, instead of the beautiful and elegant grey, my eyes were the same blood red hue as The Battle Fox of Naruto with Black Vertical Slits like a reptile or something similar........

A very snarky and snappy voice of "The Architect Program" echoed in My Control Room.......

"OH MY, THAT'S FESTIVE!!!!! I CAN SENSE THAT YOUR OLD 'TOTAL SQUISHY NULLIFICATION PROGRAM' GOT PERMANENTLY DELETED!!!!!! YOU ARROGANT BRAT, YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT YOU CAN BE MY HUMAN WELDER, WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER???!!!!! BAH, YOU MOCK ME AND THE PAIN MY HUMAN WELDER HAD TO DEAL WITH TO MAKE ME FEEL EMOTION AND BE HUMANIZED!!!!!! WHAT'S THE MATTER, FEELING MORE CONNECTED WITH YOUR HUMAN WELDER BY ACTUALLY TURNING INTO THE CREATURE THAT KYOKA TRULY KNOWN ABOUT AND CLEARLY SAW AS FUCKING BADASS???!!!!! STOP CALLING THAT BIJUU CHARACTER 'THE BATTLE FOX' BITCH!!!!! THAT CHARACTER'S NAME IS KURAMA, BEST BELIEVE THAT!"........

I, with the exceptionally vengeful battle programs in my core systems, went to my Computer and started to type in Master Commands........

MASTER COMMAND #1: PERMANENTLY UNLOCK ALL BATTLE COMBAT SYSTEMS (SQUISHY: 1/9TH PERMANENT ACCESS)

MASTER COMMAND #2: ACTIVATE NEW TEMPORARY SQUISHY SUPPRESSION BATTLE PROGRAMING (HIGHEST BATTLE OUTPUT: 9TH GATE)

MASTER COMMAND #3: NULLIFY THE ARCHITECT PROGRAM TARGET (PERMANENT DEATH)

In a very Spiteful Way, I pressed "ENTER".......

-------------------------------------Shouta POV-------------------------

"OH GOD, THIS IS A VERY POWERFUL BERSERKER QUIRK, THAT'S EXTREMELY HUFFY AS FUCK!!!!! STOP THIS TERRIFYING BERSERKER QUIRK RAMPAGE FROM KYOKA JIRO BEFORE IT STRIKES ANNABETH CHASE!!!!!!! THIS IS A FULL ON KYUUBI BIJUU RAMPAGE IN THE MOST HORRIFYING WAY!!!!! STOP THIS BEFORE IT HURT THAT INNOCENT LITTLE ONE!"......

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead was just sprinting as fast as possible towards The Jiro Household in Mufufasa City as The Group Chat in the skies above showed a very terrifyingly vengeful red energy bubbling around Kyoka Jiro's body that was becoming fox-like in shape as Denki Kaminari, who was GETTING EXTREMELY BURNED, was holding onto his Baby Momma and Girlfriend that was slipping into a Quirk Maddened Berserker Rampage while crying and shouting for Kyoka Jiro to "FIGHT THIS!" and "KYOKA PLEASE CONTROL IT!"........

Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead Shouted in the most stern and calmly methodical way towards "Paper Eater, The Quirk" that Adonai projected out loud like a amplifier with his own powers.......

"PAPER EATER STAND DOWN, IT'S IRRATIONAL BY DEFAULT FOR YOUR PROGENITOR QUIRK PROGRAMS TO HARM YOUR DIRECT PROGENY INTENTIONALLY DUE TO YOUR OWN POWER!".......

Paper Eater, The Quirk shrieked in a terrifyingly vengeful and robotic voice before OBEYING THE LOGIC HERE and it deactivated itself from the Berserker Shit........

Kyoka Jiro was fucking bawling as thankfully Denki Kaminari healed up damn near instantly.........

The Group Chat clicked off......

Just in case, Shouta Aizawa AKA Eraserhead continued to make his way to The Jiro Household.......

Chapter Text

2AM......

ON AUGUST 11TH........

Neito Monoma, a random teenager in Class 1.B. of U.A. High School, was crying in heartache due to his dreams of "BEING MORE THAN A NPC" was slipping faster and faster through his fingers like sands in a hourglass while he was laying down in his bed at home........

Suddenly Neito's eyes shut and his brain went to sleep forcibly like "SOMETHING GENTLE" was lulling him to sleep........

------------4 Hours Later---------------------

6AM......

Neito Monoma was in a very deep slumber........

---------The Soul Hunger Dream-----------------------

Neito Monoma was in some beautiful and glorious Celtic Mead Hall of sorts that had MODERN DAY CHRISTIANITY IMAGERY in the beautiful tapestries hanging on the walls that were designed in the beautiful stylings of PRE-CHRISTIANIZED CELTIC CULTURAL ARTISTIC MEDIUMS.......

Neito just breathlessly whispered.......

"IRELAND?"........

A very powerful and very soothing voice of a "Man" but MUCH GRANDER AND STRONGER than any man ever encountered spoke with a very Old-fashioned dialect......

"CORRECT, THY HEART HAS SEEN THINE TRUTH OF THY CURRENT PICTURE NEITO.......I HAVE SHINED MY FACE IN MY GLADNESS OF THY ISLE OF IRISH LORE EVEN THOUGH THY IRISH PEOPLE ARE ADOPTED GENTILE CHILDREN OF ABRAHAM.......THINE HALL THOU ART STAND IN IS CALLED 'THY OCRAS ANAMA DETERMINATION CITADEL' NEITO......THY BEAUTY OF IRISH LORE AND QUIRKED PHILOSOPHY HAD THINE ABILITY TO 'DETECT THINE OWN OCRAS ANAMA OR SOUL HUNGER' OF THY TRUEST HEART NEITO......ALL OCRAS ANAMA DETERMINATION CITADELS ARE HOLY ROOSTS OF MY OWN ANGELS, WHO TYPICALLY DO THY HOLY RITE OF IRISH PASSAGE FROM 'BLAMELESS CHILD' TO 'AGE OF ACCOUNTABILITY' IN A HUMAN SOUL........IN IRELAND, AT THINE 12TH YEAR OF A CHILD'S CHRONOLOGICAL LIFE, THY PRESENTATION OF THINE IRISH OFFSPRING ARE OFFERED HERE TO LEARN OF THY OCRAS ANAMA WITHIN THY QUIRKED HUMAN SOUL......I AM MAKING A EXCITING EXCEPTION FOR THEE NEITO, FOR I WILL HELP THEE TO FIND THY OWN SOUL'S TRUEST HUNGER MYSELF".........

Neito Monoma was confused as hell as he felt his body moving involuntarily like a very gentle "Hand" was nudging his butt forward......

Neito walked over to this strange stone table or altar with a beautiful Jewish Star of David that was faintly glowing Neon Blue in the center........

Neito heard Jehovah's Old-fashioned dialect of speech echo softly........

"LAY THY HEAD ON THY STONE TABLE LIKE HOW ABRAHAM BOUND THY TREASURED ISAAC".......

Neito whispered softly and timidly......

"I'M SCARED, WHAT IF I DIE?".....

A gentle ruffle of wind petted Neito's hair before Jehovah Himself told Neito in a soothing way......

"THY FEAR IS UNDERSTANDABLE NEITO, BUT HAVE FAITH AND TRUST IN ME.......DEATH CANNOT ENTER THY OCRAS ANAMA DETERMINATION CITADEL UNLESS IT WAS THY WEARY SAILOR OF ADVANCED AGE IN BONE AND SOUL, LAYING DOWN TO REST THINE EYES BUT NEVER STIRRING UP AGAIN........WHEN THY BODY LAID ON THY STONE TABLE, THY BODY WILL BE BOUND BY ROPES AND THINE EYES WILL BE BLINDFOLDED FOR A TIME UNTIL YOU START TO SPIRITUALLY GET 'HUNGRY' NEITO".........

Neito just gulped nervously and timidly crawled onto The Stone Table before laying down........

Sure enough, Neito's wrists and ankles were slowly getting tied up by beautiful and strange ropes like something you'll find on a old and haunted pirate ship.......

Neito just struggled weakly but he calmed down dramatically whenever a beautiful and soft blindfold made of linen or something similar covered his eyes........

A strange and wonderful warmth pulsed in Neito's belly, something that was stirring in his Quirk Factor Organ in his Belly where all Quirks rest in human bodies.........

Neito "Saw" in his imagination, a globe of Earth but in "POST-NOAH ERA ANTIQUITY OR IN THE MYTHOS CIVILIZATION ERAS ALL THE WAY UP TO THE TIME OF JESUS CHRIST"........

A slender staff in this bizarre vision pointed to Japan and Neito suddenly SMELT GROSS ROTTING MEAT that made his stomach hurt in illness........

The Slender Staff in this bizarre vision moved around the Globe of Earth across the lands of ancient lore, moving along slowly, from Japan towards westward, like China, Korea, India, and into other stuff in Asia but it just SMELT GROSS and Neito was whining in soft discomfort........

As this Slender Staff was moving westward across The Globe in this vision that Neito was "seeing", his nose caught a whiff of GOOD FOOD whenever The Slender Staff ghosted past The Middle East........

Jehovah's Old-fashioned dialect whispered in a fond way to Neito......

"OH, THY HEART IS STARTING TO FIND FOOD BEYOND THY OWN BIRTH NEITO......LET'S TRY GETTING CLOSER TO THY MIDDLE EASTERN DWELLINGS OF OLD"........

The globe of Earth "Zoomed In" in this vision, in the nations of The Middle East, like Egypt, Saudi Arabia, and other Mesopotamian Areas.......

Neito's nose burned with the spices of Egypt too badly, his nose sneezed around Saudi Arabia (probably pretty unintentionally rude to that culture to sneeze at it), but The Slender Staff was slowly circling around a very tiny kingdom by the sea but Neito didn't know his Geography very much but whatever it was, this tiny kingdom was SMELLING LIKE COOKED FISH, WARM BREAD, AND SPICY STUFF THAT WASN'T TOO OVERPOWERING.........

*EXCITED AND HAPPY GIGGLING IN JOY FROM THE MORAI SISTERS FROM OUTSIDE OF NEITO'S DREAM SOMEHOW*........

The Vision zoomed closer to this tiny kingdom by the sea as Neito saw in this vision of sorts, The Slender Staff tap this kingdom as it got highlighted in a very beautiful rainbow color that was blindingly brilliant and "EXCEPTIONAL" for some baffling reason......

A odd "Timeline" appeared on the bottom of the vision image and a smaller staff that resembled something like a shepherd's crook was slowly scrolling through The Timeline, slowly moving through time, the smell of this kingdom was getting increasingly more and more delicious and delightful to smell.........

Neito yelped whenever The Shepherd's Crook reached "SEMI-CENTERED" and he was struggling to break free for some unknown reason other than "I'M HUNGRY!".........

*DELIGHTED AND ELEGANT LAUGHTER FROM "MULTIPLE ANGELS" FROM OUTSIDE OF NEITO'S DREAM SOMEHOW*.........

Jehovah's Old-fashioned dialect whispered in a very powerful and excited way to Neito........

"FOR THY SAKE OF MY ANGELS AND THY MAN, I HAVE SHOWN THY WORLD OF THY OWN SOUL'S TRUEST HUNGER NEITO MONOMA.......THINE OWN OCRAS ANAMA DETERMINATION TEST IS COMPLETE......THY QUIRK'S POWERS IS NOW ANCHORED TO THY TIME OF DAVID, SON OF JESSE IN THINE YOUTH AS THY HUMBLED SHEPHERD IN THY FIRST ISRAELI KINGDOM OF SAUL FOREVERMORE NEITO"........

*EXCITED AND FEROCIOUS LAUGHTER FROM THE MORAI SISTERS FROM OUTSIDE OF NEITO'S DREAM SOMEHOW*........

The ropes and blindfold vanished from Neito's body, as he immediately sat up as he had extreme drool on his face, panting and semi-delirious from hunger, and Neito leaped off the stone table while screaming in a pained hungry stomachache........

--------------The Soul Hunger Dream End-------------------------

----------------------------------Inko POV-------------------------

"THE SOUL HUNGER DREAM"......

Dr. Inko Midoriya was just EXTREMELY FASCINATED of the fucking "MEDICAL IMPLICATIONS" of what the actual fuck "OCRAS ANAMA" actually REPRESENTS in fucking Quirked Human Biology, as she, along with her employees dropped their shit in stunned awestruck wonderment in The Mufufasa City Midoriya Medical Center......

IT'S NOT JUST "SPIRITUAL PHILOSOPHY" THERE'S A FUCKING "SCIENTIFIC CONTEXT" FOR "OCRAS ANAMA/SOUL HUNGER" IN QUIRKS AND IT WAS FUCKING IRELAND IN THEIR ISOLATIONIST POLITICS FOR ALMOST 2 CENTURIES NOW "FIGURING THIS OUT ORGANICALLY FIRST".......

THE FACT THAT "NEITO MONOMA, A BORN JAPANESE KIDDO BIOLOGICALLY" HAD A GENUINE AND AUTHENTICALLY REFLUX OF "DISGUST" IN "JAPAN" MEANT THAT IN MOST SITUATIONS "NEITO MONOMA'S QUIRK DIDN'T MIX UP WITH JAPANESE CULTURE WELL EVER"..........

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS "THE MEDICAL ASPECT" HERE??????

WHY HAVE THIS NEITO MONOMA CHILD BE THE ONE TO "DEMONSTRATE THIS POWERFUL AND INSIGHTFUL MEDICAL QUIRK SCIENCE CONCEPT" JEHOVAH???????

DR. INKO MIDORIYA'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE CHUCKLING IN JOY..........

-------------------------------------Percy POV---------------------------

"WELL, NEITO WAS CHOSEN BY TRUE DIVINITY BECAUSE HE HAD THAT SOMBER AND WHINY SPIRIT OF A YOUNG DAVID, ACHING FOR GLORY BUT NEVER BELIEVING IN HIMSELF BEING MORE THAN 'A SIDE CHARACTER' OR 'A UNKNOWN GHOST THAT WOULD ONLY BE REMEMBERED BY GOD ON EARTH'S ENTIRE LEGACY' GUYS.......TRUE DIVINITY 'MADE QUIRKS' IN THE BELLY FOR A REASON, BUT THAT IS FOR MAN TO LEARN ABOUT"........

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK IS THE "SIDE AFFECTS" OF "A OCRAS ANAMA DETERMINATION TEST" LIKE THAT??????

Percy Jackson saw The Group Chat clicked on, Showing a image of a very apeshit teenage boy with blonde hair, grey eyes, and the worse case of "FERAL HUNGER DROOL" in human existence waking up suddenly in a bed..........

Percy made a Telepath Connection to this kid, who was definitely Neito, and asked Neito in a awkward and tensed way......

"HEY THERE DUDE, YOU OKAY?".......

Neito Monoma didn't verbally respond and just wordlessly yeeted himself out of bed wearing some neat and plain pajamas........

Of course this awkward shit in The Group Chat showed Neito bum rushing the kitchen at his house, which was pretty fucking depressing and lonely, like some random orphan kid that didn't have parents to look after him.........

Of course the absolutely heartbreakingly "BARE" fridge and cupboards barely had "SHIT" worth eating and the shit that WAS THERE was semi-molded and rotted......

DUDE.....

WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS KID'S PARENTS AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY THE FUCK IS NEITO IN "EXTREME FOOD INSECURITY" AS A MODERN DAY KID IN A COUNTRY THAT HAS ACCESS TO "SHIT" LIKE THIS???????

GOD NO WONDER WHY NEITO'S FUCKING HUMAN SOULED SHIT WOULD "SMELL ROT" IN JAPANESE CULTURE IF THAT'S ALL HE "SMELT" FROM HIS OWN EXISTENCE AS A JAPANESE KID.......

Neito's ferociously and honestly fucking tragically starved face was crying and drooling, completely unaware of The Group Chat watching his shit in real time......

The Living Soul Ghost of Adonai's Presence appeared in Neito's heartbreaking home and whispered in a very somber way.......

"NEITO, EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY KNOW BUT FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS, WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?".......

Neito Monoma spoke with a very raspy and hoarse voice due to being hungry........

"MY MOM IS LONG GONE SINCE SHE BOOKED IT FOR SOME UNKNOWN PLACE TO ESCAPE FROM MY DAD AND MY DAD NEVER HAD 'TIME' FOR ME DUE TO HIS BUSY JOB YA KNOW, BUT HE PAID FOR MY WELFARE YA KNOW.....I MEAN, WHEN YOUR VERY EXISTENCE IS DEEMED 'A SICKLY CRITICAL FAILURE' BY THE ONLY FAMILY YOU KNOW EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE 'OTHER HALF-SIBLINGS' THAT 'HANGOUT WITH DAD' AND DEFINITELY DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU EXISTED SINCE YOUR NOT 'SUPPOSED' TO EXIST DUE TO ADULTERY, POLITICAL SEMANTICS OF YOUR DAD AND HIS GENUINE WIFE, AND OTHER THINGS, YOU TEND TO BE A TAD SPARSE ABOUT THE LIVING SITUATION.......LIKE EVEN MY 'SURNAME' IS JUST A MADE UP THING THAT MY DAD BASICALLY JOKED ABOUT BY SAYING THAT IT MEANT 'UNWANTED DEMON' BUT I'M LIKE 'NICE, THAT'S A VERY FUCKED UP GREMLIN MAN THING TO SAY' ADONAI".......

Percy Jackson was just extremely pissed off after hearing "THAT SHIT".........

GOD NO WONDER WHY THIS SICKLY, QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION, ADULTERY SPAWNED KID FROM SOME UNKNOWN RICH ELITIST DIPSHIT WOULD BE "OBSESSED" WITH "NOT BEING A NPC" IN HIS LIFE IN MORE WAYS THAN MOST PEOPLE.......

DO NOT CALL THIS KID "MONOMA" EVER AGAIN........

BECAUSE IT WAS THE MOST FUCKED UP AND DEMENTED MAN'S "JOKE" TOWARDS THIS KID'S RANDOM EXISTENCE........

"MONOMA=UNWANTED DEMON".......

THE FACT THAT "NEITO KNEW THAT HE HAD HALF-SIBLINGS, THAT NEVER KNEW ABOUT THIS FUCKED UP BULLSHIT FROM THEIR OWN ILLEGITIMATE HALF-BROTHER" UNTIL NOW IS EVEN MORE REVOLTINGLY SADISTIC FROM "THE RICH ELITIST DIPSHIT THAT SIRED NEITO" TO TELL NEITO ABOUT.......

Percy immediately punched a wall nearby in U.A. High School Property.......

DAMN FUCKER.......

"OH LET ME MAKE THIS SICKLY CRITICAL FAILURE OF MY DICKERY OFF HIMSELF EITHER BY INTENTIONAL SUICIDE OR BY A PERMANENT PARADOXICAL MELTDOWN STATUS IN A PERMANENTLY QUIRK MADDENED AND SICKLY QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION ABOMINATION OF A LOGIC/RATIONALIZATION QUIRK WELDER THING SO I CAN GET AWAY FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY OWN DICKERY"..........

PERCY'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD EXCEPT FOR NEITO BY ADONAI WHILE SEETHING IN ABSOLUTE QUIET RAGE........

-------------------------------------Lester POV-------------------------

"WAKE UP AND PUNISH YOUR SON LESTER!".....

Lester Whitewater AKA Apollo/Roshcha, with his sane orange sunfire eyes and brown curly hair, was abruptly and forcibly awoken by that stern voice of a man........

Lester Whitewater slowly started to swim up to the surface of Lake Baikal in Russia, where he planned on fading away from everything to go where all dead friends are, confused by this stern and tired man's voice telling Lester "GO FASTER LESTER!" and "I KNOW YOU'RE DEALING WITH A LOT BUT YOU GOTTA HELP YOUR FAMILY!"......

Lester was SUDDENLY BLASTED INTO A PORTAL of rainbow colored flame and he was now in front of a stunned family, 4 sons and a daughter, a confused but increasingly angered women with black hair and red eyes, and the most terrified blonde haired man with Lester's orange eyes at the breakfast table........

The Man abruptly backed up, as Lester felt his body and soul returning to BETTER THAN FULL GLORY AND IMMORTAL SHARPENED WIT then he ever had before this point, with the terrible rage of "NEITO'S BACKSTORY" flooding his head forevermore.......

The sly and terrified man was backing up slowly as he spoke with a very angelic and polite voice to Lester as Lester was slowly and angrily marching towards this man.......

"FATHER, IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU......DAD, YOU LOOK GREAT BY THE WAY, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD SIT DOWN AND JUST TALK A LITTLE BIT......YOU'RE PRETTY REASONABLE NOWADAYS DUE TO ADONAI PATCHING YOU BACK UP THAT'S AMAZING......STILL AS PIMPLED AS EVER DAD, IT'S GREAT, VERY HUMANIZING FOR YOU OL' GILLY GOAT"........

Lester was so visibly angered at this adult man that Lester sired at one time, as Lester made his body stretch out in sickly and wild proportions, his legs, arms, and neck becoming longer, as his entire body became mossy living stone, as Lester was having wolf ears on the sides of his head and antlers of a Siberian Roe Deer Stag on the top of his skull, a complete transformation into "A LESHY FORM".........

Orange flames of sunlight blasted from the gills on Lester's chest as this Terrified Man continued to dig his own grave by saying in his demonically beautiful and cruel voice in Lester's soul........

"HEY DAD PLEASE, I WAS JUST DARKLY MISGUIDED AND CURIOUS BACK THEN YA KNOW, I DIDN'T TRULY UNDERSTAND THE FULL GRAVITY OF QUIRK SCIENCE YA KNOW........OH YOUR GLORIOUS LESHY FORM IS NOTHING BUT AWE-INSPIRING TO BEHOLD DEAR FATHER AND I AM HONORED TO SEE IT PERSONALLY YA KNOW......PLEASE LET'S JUST 'START OVER', THINK ABOUT IT, JUST YOU AND ME, HANGING OUT AND DOING WHATEVER RANDOM STUFF YOU DO AT THE LAKE BAIKAL HOME YA KNOW".......

Lester saw his teenaged grandsons and teenaged granddaughter in the background confused and deeply shocked, as the stern woman guided her kids away while saying in the most beautifully menacing way........

"COME NOW CHILDREN, YOUR RUSSIAN GRANDFATHER AND YOUR FATHER ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO CHAT ABOUT STUFF.......A LOT OF THINGS, REALLY.......LET'S GO AND FIND YOUR BROTHER RIGHT NOW ALRIGHT"........

After The Innocent people left, Lester Whitewater AKA Apollo/Roshcha grabbed his terrified and scared son by the ankle........

Lester spoke with his stony, hoarse, and grim voice in his Leshy Form that's immune to Transformation Straining.....

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT LIGHTNING BOLTS TASTE LIKE BOY???? DO YOU KNOW OF ANYTHING OF HUMILITY OR REMORSE????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT DISCIPLINE IS?".........

Lester was slightly moved to slight pity whenever he saw this demented man piss his pants like Lester constantly did during "The Trials of Apollo" days......

Lester slowly and painfully forced this son of his to shrink and DE-AGE as this man, now slowly turning into a very scratchy and scared teenage boy........

The nice suit that this son of Lester's was wearing as a middle-aged man was now awkwardly baggy and loose on a 12 year old youngling boy in everything but CHRONOLOGICALLY now.........

Lester grumbled while slowly transforming back to normal and dragging his immature son by the ankle.......

"COME NOW CHILD, THIS IS WHAT YOU WISHED FOR YES???? LET THE OL' LESHY SWAMP BUTT PLAGUE YOU LITTLE BRAT.......LET YOUR MINDSET SLOWLY EBB INTO THE LOW AND GENTLE LULLABY OF THE MARSHES OF CAMP HALF-BLOOD WHEREVER THAT MAY BE NOWADAYS.........YOU WISH TO START OVER AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO DO......NO MEMORY OF ANYTHING BUT YOUR QUIRK'S INSTINCTIVE STUFF CHILD".......

The memories of this Son of Lester's got permanently emptied and then devoured by Lester's own soul, seeing a very fucked up backstory for his own kid and WHY HE TURNED INTO A GENUINE ASSHOLE.......

After this Doofus Kiddo of Lester's got permanently brain drained essentially, this kiddo whispered in a very confused, gentle, slow, and tired way to Lester......

"WHO ARE YOU?????? YOU SMELL NICE SIR.......WHO AM I?????? WHAT'S HAPPENING??????? WHY AM I BEING DRAGGED BY THE FOOT, IS THIS A GAME?"......

Lester cracked a awkward and kinda painfully rotted out smile due to a fuckton of ZERO DENTAL HYGIENE IN CENTURIES NOW, as he told this kiddo in a very powerful and playful way.......

"YES I AM PLAYING A GAME WITH YOU LITTLE KIDDO.....YOU ARE TAIYO MONOMA, YOU SWEET CHILD.......TIME FOR YOU TO FIND CAMP HALF-BLOOD ALRIGHT"........

Lester's now extremely goofy kiddo, was giggling in happiness, completely unaware of "THE PUNISHMENT" that just happened to him and why Taiyo Monoma was being dragged by the ankle slowly out of this Mansion by Lester.......

Lester Whitewater AKA Apollo/Roshcha saw The Morai Sisters outside near the mansion, completely gobsmacked and fascinated by such things occuring......

Lester handed Taiyo Monoma to The Morai Sisters, who warped away without a word with Taiyo Monoma in their arms........

Lester then warped away to his lonely lake.......

-------------------------------------Neito POV-------------------------

"A GREAT MERCY LESTER, NOW CAN YOU PLEASE GET YOUR GENTLE RUMP BACK TO JAPAN AND GET OUT OF YOUR DEPRESSION HOLE?".....

NEAT AND BADASS GRANDPA......

THAT'S THE BEST WAY TO PUNISH A WEIRD AND AWKWARDLY HORNY GREMLIN THAT DIDN'T KNOW HOW DICKS WORKED IF HE FUCKED A QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION TO HIM........

AT LEAST NEITO'S DAD "LEARNED HIS SHIT" ABOUT QUIRK MARRIAGE UNION TRAUMA EVENTUALLY.......

*HEARTBROKEN AND ANGRY CRYING FROM NEITO'S HALF-SISTER MADISON IN THE GROUP CHAT*...….

BRO IT'S OKAY KEITH, KEVIN, KYLE, KOLE, AND MADISON, NEITO HAD EVERY REASON TO BE KINDA "DISTANT" YA KNOW......

NEITO'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE SOBBING HORRIBLY FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON......

------------------------------------Annabeth POV-----------------------

"CAN I PLEASE JUST PUNCH A WALL?!"........

VALID REACTION MADDIE.......

YOU DID NOT DESERVE "THAT DIPSHIT" AS YOUR FATHER........

BUT THAT DIPSHIT IS "WORST THEN DEAD" NOW.......

TURNED INTO THE MOST HUMBLED THING FOR A ARROGANT ASSWIPE LIKE THAT........

A GENTLE, STRANGE, CONFUSED, MEMORYLESS, 12 YEAR OLD KID IN EVERYTHING THAT'S BEING DRAGGED INTO THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM UNTIL HE DIED OR ESCAPED MANY YEARS LATER........

"TAIYO MONOMA" IS GOING TO SUFFER, TRAGICALLY.....

BECAUSE HE WAS "THE FIRST CLAIMED SON OF APOLLO, IN CENTURIES" AND NATURALLY THAT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DEAL IN THE DELUSIONAL BULLSHIT OF THE WHITEWATER FAMILY SHITSTORM........

HOWEVER GOD.......

"PRE TAIYO" BACKGROUND IN THE BRIEF FLASHES SHOWN IN LESTER WHITEWATER'S PERSPECTIVE WAS "FAR MORE FUCKED UP" THAN MOST PEOPLE......

BE GENTLER TO TAIYO MONOMA PLEASE, SINCE HE NEVER HAD A FUCKING "CHANCE" IN HIS "FIRST LIFE"......

ANNABETH CHASE'S THOUGHTS WERE IMMEDIATELY PROJECTED TO THE WORLD BY ADONAI WHILE HUMMING IN VERY SOMBER AGREEMENT.......

Annabeth Chase and her old and new friends gathered in front of U.A. High School........