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‎Lifesteal SMP Season four
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‎It was day seventh of The Wormhole.
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‎SpokeIsHere was reading with the overpowered villager. Buying four stacks of totems and two stacks of Enchanted Golden Apples.
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‎Spoke equipped the first stack in his offhand. Smiling like a maniac before a falling rock knocked him out due to the fact that Spoke wasn't wearing armor.
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‎Spoke woke up suffocating in a small tight and claustrophobic place, invisible. and he navigated his way to a Spy Room.
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‎Spoke grabbed more invis and seeing his hearts, he assumes that he is in hardcore and can't use commands for now.
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‎Spoke splashed the potion and crawled through the tight space before seeing Parrot's nametag and using an invis potion and finally getting out.
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‎By the looks of it, Parrot probably used the console to turn him to hardcore mode before trapping him but another thing is that, the scars from his deaths when he was weak was just...gone...
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‎Spoke tried reaching for a scar on his face  but that wasn't there, like his scars have gone poof...
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‎Spoke notices how Parrot also had less scars.
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‎Spoke looked in his inventory.
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‎Spoke scrunched his nose, most of the enchantments had impossible levels but whatever.
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‎Spoke snuck around quietly, doing some trolls by tying their cat and making them hang down in the void for everyone to see before using his armor to break some wood and use it to craft a sign and write 'Spoke Was Here >:D'.
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‎He snickered before hearing a noise in a spot where there's a table and like- seven gazillion seats (seven or smth)
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‎Spoke popped an invis potion before  sneaking there and there they were! Parrot and some other guys talking.
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‎Spoke squinted just to see the other people's nametags; Leow0ok, Derapchu, JumperWho
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‎Spoke recognizes most of them (well.. Except for Derapchu) and then sneaks closer to hear their conversation but Spoke got bored and only heard stuff about 'The Director', 'he has to be here', 'a week', and 'lockdown'.
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‎All the stuff that Spoke doesn't really care about BUT Spoke kinda thinks the director is a cool nickname so Spoke now calls himself 'The Director'!! Yayyy!!
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‎Spoke went to the vents again and then found a room and stole some golden carrots before deciding to count how much days he is in here.

It is currently day one and Spoke doesn't care about the fact that an invisible player comes in every fifty minutes.

Day two, Spoke sat in there quietly, not caring about the fact that an invisible player comes in every fifty minutes.

Day three, Spoke sat in there quietly, not caring about the fact that an invisible player comes in every fifty minutes.

Day four--

Day five--

Day-

Fuck it

Day six, Spoke was bored and he decided to go through the now flooded vents again and do chaos since he cannot just stay in there, The thought of another minute spent in that shitty space is disgusting for Spoke so he went to the meeting room.

No one was there

He went to a bedroom

No one was there

He doesn't like this anymore so he decided to just do something else than sit in a room he doesn't even recognize.

Spoke runs around before spotting Parrot sitting in another bedroom, and them Spoke went behind him and grabbed a piece of clothing that he laced with a potion that made people fall asleep with just a smell.

He set up his position and his invis runs out before he reached out and held Parrot in a headlock.

"What the- mmph!" Parrot said before abruptly getting muffled by the clothing and Spoke smirked, whispering in his ear "guess who?"

Parrot's eyes widened "Spoke!?" Parrot said before feeling dizziness and tiredness.

"Correct! Now... Go to sleep... hahah!"
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‎Clifhangre

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Ashswag was playing around with The Wormhole spawn eggs when he saw a message in the chat 'SpokeIsHere got hit by a rock'. 

Ashswag snickered, 'what type of death message is that??? ' he typed in the global chatbox and PlanetLord typed back with a 'idk lol'. 

Ash yawns, why was he tired? He literally just woke up from sleeping for twelve hours straight! Ignoring that.

Ashswag rubs his eyes and blinks then he's at a messy place, wearing a suit made for royalties with withers shoving his wi-fi to almost immediate collapse and TEN THOUSAND FUCKING PLAYERS pushing it even more. 

Ashswag only noticed the stares and glares from people from across blocks and blocks. They looked shocked and scared shitless but more people looked... Angry... 

Ashswag scoffed at that before using the items in his inventory to spawn poopies before dipping out of there using ender pearls.

He currently has Fifteen stacks of Totems of Undying, three stacks of Ender Pearls and shulkers filled with illegal loot, armor and weaponry along with some poopies and peepees spawn eggs too, of course.

He laughed as chaos unfolded, walking away from the chaos before placing a shulker and get armor before picking it up again and using exploits to fly away at the speed of fucking light. 

Ashswag then found a secret base, since he used x-ray then he realized that he can't just mine since there was a guardian thing that gave him mining fatigue. 

Soooooooooooooooo, he used one of Spoke's GOD pickaxe. And splashed invis.

Ashswag was now sneaking around with LEOW0OK AND JUMPERWHO ON HIS ASS!?

Yeah, he got spotted but only with invis! Now they are following his running particles while Ashswag is panicking and went to a trapdoor that leads to... Vents? What type of shitty hiding spot is in the fucking trapdoor? Anyways, long story short, they lost him. 

As he was navigating through the vents like an imposter among us, he bumps into someone and- 

It's an invisible player...

(Explanation of the whole bumping thing in the end notes)

The guy grunted and then the stranger's invis runs out and- SPOKE!? 

Spoke was here too!?

"Who the-" Spoke said before Ashswag's invis runs out too. "SPOKE!?" "ASH?!" 

"Dude what are you doing here!?" Spoke asked, confused asf.

Ash scoffed for the second time In an hour " That's what I should be asking you! I just blinked and then found myself in this server! What about you?"

Spoke sighed dramatically, if the tight space wasn't THAT tight, Spoke would've put a hand over his chest. " I got hit by a ROCK to go here! It was soooo painful and I totally bled out and nobody there was gonna be my knight in shining armor to help..!"

Ashswag snickered before shushing Spoke " shh we are in the vents! Shut up!" Ashswag whispered in Spoke's ears and Spoke mimicked a zipper shutting using his mouth. 

Ashswag splashed invis on both of them before crawling out, dragging Spoke's lazy ass along till they reach a spy room and Spoke slept on the bed while Ashswag kept look of whoever goes in the vents.

After awhile, Spoke wakes up and Ash splashes both of them with invis because a spy was scanning through the vents like an imposter among us.

Ashswag then crawled out while the spy wasn't paying attention and dragged Spoke along. 

And after a while, the two split up to find more resources for food and those stuff... Blah blah. 

They both met up and Spoke has half a stack of Golden Carrots while Ashswag has one eighth of a stack of enchanted golden apples. 

They share and both have like-... ¼ of a stack of Golden Carrots and one sixteenth of a stack of enchanted golden apples... 

ClffiHanegr

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Parrot woke up hands tied behind a chair,  Spoke was The Director!? No... That can't be right... Someone like Spoke is too childish to even focus on mining , hell! He wouldn't even think about getting tons of netherite for that skeleton trap he mightve made! 

But... ignoring that, people were approaching. He knew by listening to the footsteps. And so he struggled to get out but before he could move an inch, someone invisible opens the deepslate that was hiding his location...

It was Spoke and... Ash?! What the-

"So this is Parrot! Do whatcha want! I need to sleep." Spoke said, smiling like he didn't just show Ashswag that he kidnapped Parrot. "See ya!" 

And then Spoke drank an invis potion and left that spot before blocking it up. Left in complete darkness, Ashswag pulls out a torch and places it on the ground before taking off the gag on Parrot's mouth.

Before Parrot could call for help, Ash covers his mouth. "Shh, be quiet. I don't want Spoke mad." Since when did he care if anyone is mad!? 

Once Ash pulled his hand away, Parrot groaned. "Dude, why did you kidnap me bro." 

"I didn't, Spoke did." Ash said and Parrot rolled his eyes. "Obviously, just- why did he need me here?" Parrot asked and to that, Ashswag just Shrugged. 

"I don't know too. Maybe out of boredom, Maybe for fun or maybe because he can! Just because I am with Spoke doesn't mean I know why he kidnapped you."

Ash stated and Parrot just mumbled sarcasticly 'how helpful of you'. 

After a moment of silence, Ashswag pulled out an Enchanted Golden Apple and another and offered Parrot one. "You want some? Just a snack." 

Parrot was confused by the offer for an ENCHANTED GOLDEN apple! Those things were rare. "I would if my hands weren't tied." Parrot replied.

" Here." Ash went closer and let Parrot have a bite of the apple. Normally golden apples have a metallic and bitter taste but the enchantment on the apple made it tasty even if you don't like sweets.

Parrot nodded as a thanks and after that, it was even more awkward before Ashswag's eyes went from brown to a full gray. No pupils or anything, just gray.

"Uh, Ash? You good, bro?" Parrot asked, albeit reluctantly. And Ash nodded. " Just watching TikTok to buy the time. "

Parrot tilted his head " Who's TikTok?"

Ashswag went to normal and looked at Parrot with confusion that becomes realization. "How do you not kno- oh yeah... Sucks to be you." 

Parrot can only raise an eyebrow in confusion before sighing and keeping watch as Ash slowly goes back to that same weird trance he does to watch whatever TikTok is. 

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..- the deepslate suddenly breaks to show Derapchu and JumperWho. "Parrot!" JumperWho rushed in and Derapchu put a blade against Ashswag's neck and Ash just equiped a totem in his hand. 

"You. Why did you kidnap Parrot!?" Derapchu demanded for an answer as JumperWho untied Parrot's binds and Ash just tilts his head, calm with no fear and that's what scared Derapchu despite the fact that he had no armor.

"Me? Oh I'm not the one who did it. Also, put the sword down of maybe just kill me and waste your chances. Either works." Ashswag said, as calm as a fucking psychopath.

"Ill take that as a cue to ki-" "Derapchu, Stop" Parrot interrupted and Derapchu looked at him, confused. 

"What do you mean STOP!? He kidnapped you and you just-" Derapchu said, leaning his sword further closer to Ashswag's throat to make his point more clear. 

"Maybe he can give information." Parrot said, calm before lowering Derapchu's sword. "This is our chance to get information out of him." 

Ashswag rolled his eyes. " Blah blah blahhh just kidnap me already, this is getting too boring for my liking-" " shut up" Derapchu replied.

JumperWho quickly tied Ashswag up and dragged him. " Ow! Just let me walk for myself, darn it!" Jumper said a quiet apology before Parrot signed for her to not apologize to the guy they are kidnapping. 

They left the hole and then went to the one box in the middle of the room aka the interrogation room.

But behind a wall, Spoke was listening quietly, getting ready to kill them if needed but hey! Ash seems to want to mess with them so he'll let them be.... for now.. 

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SpokeIsHere was snickering as Ashswag was interrogated. He was currently live streaming and people were talking so much in the chat box in the down right corner of his vision. 

A donation went off in his ears 'ThatOneMakeAWishKid donated 10$! - AYOOOO this ain't no Wormhole! This is Another Series!???!'

"Probably." Spoke said, a bit too loud and Leow0ok spotted him and chased after him. "You!" Leo said while Spoke popped a swiftness potion and invis before running off but before he could even completely run away, JumperWho blocked his path. 

"Aw shi-" Spoke got cut off by Leo forcefully pushing him to a  wall and tying his hands behind his back forcefully. "Yeowch!" 

'MyCatAteMyDog donated 50$! - petition for you to hum a Cuphead song instead of answering their questions'

"Sureeee.." Spoke whispered and Leo raised an eyebrow. "Who are you talking to?" Leo asked. 

"The viewers!" Spoke half-shouted.

"What viewers? Are you going insane or something, Spoke?" Leo said, a hint of worry creeping in his tone.

"No I'm not! I'm perfectly normal!" Spoke grumbled before getting dragged to the interrogation room that held Ashswag in it.

"Yo what's up, Spoke?" Ashswag greeted Spoke while ignoring Derapchu's impatient complain for him to answer the questions already.

"Yo, I'm feeling good. Live streaming right now." Spoke said before getting dumped and tied on to a seat.

"Really? Should I do too?" Ash said, considering if he should go live too. "Please no, I don't want another person to say anything about whatever a viewer is.." Leo pleaded. 

Spoke snickered but suddenly 'ISmellFeet donated 10$! - Beat their asses! ' 

"No, not yet." Spoke said and Parrot raised an eyebrow. "What?"  He said, confused while Spoke just grinned and said "nothing!" 

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Ashswag snorts as he jokes around with Spoke, completely ignoring the questions Parrot is trying to force out of him and eventually, Spoke got hungry, so did Ashswag but only slightly.

Spoke, however, only had ten percent of his hunger bar and Ashswag quickly offered him an enchanted golden apple while the others were looking away and just as Spoke was about to snatch it Leow0ok accidentally picks it up.

"What the- how the hell did you get your hands on this!?" Leo said, blaming Spoke than Ashswag and Spoke does that once meme of a guy pointing at himself.

"Me!? Why me???" Spoke groaned, whining as the people questioned him even more while Ashswag just shrugged in the background while grinning.

Spoke straight up equipped the two stacks of totems on both hands and just walked out as the people tried slashing at him in order to put him back in the room but Spoke kept walking and Ash took that time to sneak out and by the time they went back, Ash was nowhere to be seen.

Ash, meanwhile, was going live on one of the bedrooms, often getting donations to do something and Ash does so, just for money but one donation came in... Ashswag's pointy thing donated 50 dollars! - 'spawn poopies!!!!'.

"First of all, change your name right now. Second of all, GREAT IDEA!" Ashswag said before pulling out an endermite spawn egg before splashing it with a funni potion... Accidentally splashing himself too..

But no worries! Poopies then started terrorizing the whole base and the spies even ran away! Not the Moonwalking Spy though, let's encourage the Moonwalking Spy!

Ashswag then literally had to push the endermite in the void himself before the BAT (who names themselves that? Batman?) figures out and probably die.

Ashswag then decided to break out Spoke by fisting the wall and running away with Spoke which is what he exactly did while Jumper, Leo and Derapchu ran after the two and Parrot is just fixing up the mess that poopies and Ashswag made while uncontained....

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Gae

HangerCliff