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Its been about a month since I started going to this super private school my friend recommended to me, and wowie wow WOW do I love it! I dont even have to think about that Im the only person my age in the entire building, the teachers are always there for me to talk to! Theyre the coolest, they let me do whatever I want! The weirdos at my old school never let me talk to my notebooks during clas, whats wrong with them?
Aaanyway, I feel Im starting to get off topic heer. Talking about my teachers coolness is fun, but if I didnt address how each one has helped me, I simply wouldnt be giving my all on this essay! Sure theres only two, but two is more than enough for me! Not that I think you should fire either of them, because fire burns and is bad and I can’t talk to it. First Ill talk about Misses Pomp! Shes an amazing English teacher! She helped me understand capitalization, and punctuation, and so much more! I still have a lot of room to grow, but thatll always be true so it doesnt matter!
Now Im gonna talk about Baldi! (Baldi is a nickname I gave to my other teacher. I did this because his actual name just doesnt roll off the tongue as well. The name Mister Baldi simply doesnt have a nice ring to it.) Hes the coolest of the coolest, thats how coolest he is! As long as I do my work during class, he lets me into the cool room! Thats where I do fun activities to get the notebooks with my homework assignments for the night! Then I just have to copy them down into my personal notebook and solve them! Just today, he allowed me to make and solve my own addition problems to prove I got the idea! The ones I did were 2 + 2, 3 + 4, and TBTSISLEHEE + NNTICNAOA! I bet youll never guess what those equal, Baldi seemed unsure of the last one I did!
Okay, since it wouldnt be fair if I didnt tell you, the answers are 4, 7, and ETOFNEUTLHTRME! Anyway, I think I said all I wanted for this essay. I hope this helps in the future, Mr. Principle!