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Beebo has started a group with Dildo, Tree Stump, Pepe Wentz, Spooky Jim, Tyler Joseph, So what I'm a crybaby, Gerardyay, Franky Danky, Milky Way, 

Beebo has named the chat The Brendon lovers program

Beebo has changed the group picture

Pepe Wentz: Brendon what the fuck

Beebo: I know how long you have been wanting this to exist and here it issss

Dildo: Are you fucking serious

Beebo: Says the guy with the username Dildo

Dildo: yoU'RE NAME IS BEEBO

Beebo: That doesn't make a difference

Tyler Joseph: Brendon please tell me this isn't one of your group chats again

Beebo: ...

Beebo: Why are all your names so lame tho

Dildo: AGAIN YOU'RE NAME IS BEEBO

Beebo: Don't see your point

Tree Stump: Why am I here

Pepe Wentz: WHY MUST YOU ADD THE INNOCENT CHILD

Tree Stump: Whos the innocent child

Beebo: ...

Dildo: ...

Pepe Wentz: ...

Tyler Joseph: ...

Tree Stump: What why can't you tell me

Spooky Jim: For fuck sake Patrick your the innocent child

Tree Stump: I'm not innocent

Gerardyay: Your more innocent than Mikey

Milky Way: Someone called

Tree Stump: Im not more innocent than Mikey

Milky Way: Im offended that you even think im innocent

Milky Way: Is this how people talk about me

Milky Way: To see if i am more innocent than someone else

Milky Way: Obviously Patrick here is more innocent than me

Tree Stump: I'm deeply offended

Franky Danky: Why arent we talking about the group picture

Spooky Jim: Wait a minute Brendon are you naked

Beebo: No just no shirt and my pants are low

Tyler Joseph: whaT TEH FUCK

Beebo: I know you all like it

Pepe Wentz: Im sending it to the school paper

Beebo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gerardyay: You walked yourself into that one

So what I'm a crybaby: Why am I the only girl here

Beebo: Because you're the only one that doesnt annoy me

So what I'm a crybaby: Im touched

Beebo: Let me just do something

Beebo has changed the group picture

Pepe Wentz: HEY I WAS DRUNK

Beebo: :)

Pepe Wentz: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING

Beebo: And it wasnt when you were bullying me about my picture hm

Pepe Wentz: I wasnt going to send it

Pepe Wentz: But now you have given me no choice

So what I'm a crybaby: Well thats going to be fun

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Beebo: HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT

Dildo: What Brendon

Beebo: I'm not gonna announce until EVERYONE answers

Dildo: jfc

Spooky Jim: What

Tyler Joseph: What

Beebo: I'm still waiting for everyone else

Tyler Joseph: What is so important that you need everyones attention

Beebo: You'll see once everyone answers

Pepe Wentz: And im the crazy one

Pepe Wentz: Actually don't answer that

So what I'm a crybaby: If your big announcement is a party I will drown you

Beebo: Please don't

Gerardyay: No one will save you 

Milky Way: JUST SAY THE NEWS

Beebo: Patrick and Frank haven't answered 

Dildo: Im gonna kms

Beebo: NO DONT

Beebo: MY NEWS IS TOO IMPORTANT

Dildo: Wow

So what I'm a crybaby: And you dare call him a friend

Dildo: We are no longer friends

So what I'm a crybaby: And you don't dare call him a friend

Beebo: NO DALLON PLEASE

Dildo: No this is goodbye your party is more important than me

Beebo: ITS NOT A PARTY AND ITS NOT MORE IMPORTANT

Dildo: Fine

Beebo: yAY

Tree Stump: What is happening

Beebo: Partick, do you happen to know where Frank is

Gerardyay: Hes over at my place

Beebo: Tell him to answer

Gerardyay: He doesn't want to

Beebo: WHY

Gerardyay: To annoy you

Beebo: Tell him I'll get him anything if he answers

Spooky Jim: I didn't want to answer once and you didn't offer me anything

Spooky Jim: Just silence for days

Beebo: This is different

Spooky Jim: Im offended

Franky Danky: You called

Beebo: NOW THAT EVERYONE HAS ANSWERED

Beebo: I will have to have everyone answer again to make sure

Beebo: Let's see attendance

Beebo: Joshua Dun

Spooky Jim: Here and call me Josh

Beebo: Frank Iero

Franky Danky: Ugh 

Beebo: Tyler Joseph

Tyler Joseph: Unfortunately here

Beebo: Melanie Martinez

So what I'm a crybaby: surprise

Beebo: Patrick the tree Stump

Tree Stump: Don't bully me

Pepe Wentz: See what we mean

Pepe Wentz: Innocent child

Beebo: Anyway moving on

Beebo: Gerard Way

Gerardyay: HEYOOOOO

Beebo: ...

Beebo: Mikey Way

Milky Way: Milky Way*

Beebo: My bad

Beebo: Dallon Weekes

Dildo: Just get on with it

Beebo: And last and certainly least

Beebo: Pete Wentz

Pepe Wentz: Now your news was

Beebo: ALRIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN 

Beebo: MY IMPORTANT NEWS WAS

Beebo: I WILL BE HAVING A PARTY AT MY HOUSE ON FRIDAY AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED

So what I'm a crybaby: Off to the nearest water source we go 

Dildo: Yes, drown him, Melanie

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-It's Friday now-

Gerardyay: So Mel have you drowned Brendon yet because I want to watch

So what I'm a crybaby: I'm keeping him alive until after the party because I have nothing better to do today.

Beebo: I appreciate it

So what I'm a crybaby: You are welcome

Gerardyay: When is the party by the way

Beebo: Around 7

Gerardyay: Alrighty

Beebo: Alrighty Gerardy

Gerardyay: Bibbity Bobbity Bebop the fuck up

Beebo: hoW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT

Gerardyay: My creative mind

Beebo: I don't want to know how creative it can be

Gerardyay: Same goes for you Bebop

Beebo has changed their name to Bebop

Bebop: Well alrighty Gerardy

Gerardyay has changed their name to Alrighty Gerardy

So what I'm a crybaby: I WANNA JOIN IN THE NAME CHANGING

So what I'm a crybaby has changed their name to Mad Hatter

Bebop: That suits you

Mad Hatter: Thank you same goes to you Bebop

Bebop: We should all change our names *glances at Tyler Joseph because he has a lame ass name*

Spooky Jim: Hey thats his name

Bebop: His name is fine but he needs a different chat name

Tyler Joseph has changed their name to TyJo

TyJo: Is this good enough for you Brendon Urie

Bebop: Its acceptable 

Bebop: Now Dildo you're next

Dildo: I like my name though

Bebop: I don't

Dildo: Youre not the boss of me Bebop

Bebop: Please

Dildo: No

Bebop: 

-Sends Image from Gallery-

-It's Brendon with puppy dog eyes-

Please

Dildo: Fine 

Dildo has changed their name to Dalldo

Bebop: What tHE FUCK

Dalldo: You asked for it

Bebop: PETEY

Tree Stump: Petey never did anything to you

Tree Stump: Actually don't answer that

Bebop: Thats what I thought

Bebop: And you Tree Boy

Tree Stump has changed their name to Tree Boy

Tree Boy: Here ya go

Bebop: I didn't mean for you to actually change it to Tree Boy but okay

Bebop: Now Franky

Alrighty Gerardy: buT I LIKE FRANKY DANKY

Franky Danky: Aw thank you 

Bebop: We make no exceptions her in The Brendon lovers program

Alrighty Gerardy: He will change it if you change the group name

Alrighty Gerardy: And don't make it about you

Bebop: Fine

Franky Danky has changed their name to Frankadoodledoo

Frankadoodledoo: Better?

Bebop: Yes

Spooky Jim: Well now that were done with that

Bebop: Not so fast Spooky Jim

Bebop: I'm pretty sure you didn't change your name

TyJo: Let him live he hasnt changed his name since 9th grade

Bebop: There is a first time for everything

Spooky Jim:

-Sends Image from Gallery-

-It's Josh with puppy dog eyes-

TyJo: How could you say nO TO THAT

Bebop: Like this

Bebop: No

Bebop: Come on Spooky fella

Spooky Jim: Fine but my lawyer will be hearing about this

Bebop: I'm fine with it just change your name

Spooky Jim has changed their name to Jim Spooky

Bebop: Are you kidding me

Jim Spooky: I am not

Bebop: Thats everyone right

Bebop: Well besides Petey but hes not here atm

Jim Spooky: I think so

Milky Way: Yes. Everyone.

Bebop: Okay then

Milky Way: I FUCKING EXIST YOU GODDAMN IDOT

Bebop: Oh sorry little Mikey fellow 

Bebop: So you need to change your name too

Milky Way has changed their name to MilkyMoo

Bebop: PETEY

Tree Boy: He is sleeping

Bebop: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Tree Boy: Because he told me while we were talking on the phone

Bebop: ;)

Tree Boy: No

Pepe Wentz: Don't bully the innocent child

Bebop: Pete change your name

Pepe Wentz has changed their name to Petey Pirate

Frankadoodledoo: Now Bebop

Frankadoodledoo: Change the group name

Bebop: Do I have to

Frankadoodledoo: Yes you made me change my name

Bebop: FINe

Bebop has changed the group name to The Weirdos

Mad Hatter: It suits us

Bebop: Fickleshizlezoo

Bebop: I need to start getting ready for the party

Bebop: It's almost 5:30

Dalldo: I'll come over and help

Bebop: AW THANK YOU DALLON ILYSM YOURE A LIFESAVER

Dalldo: I'll be over in 15 min I just have to change first

Bebop: Okie Dokie

Jim Spooky: Ty!11!111

TyJo: Jishwa1!!1!11!

Jim Spooky: Come over 1!11!!1!

TyJo: Why1!11!1

Jim Spooky: 1. So you can be my ride 2. We can play games 

TyJo: Sounds good to me let me also get changed and I'll be over

Mad Hatter: What do I even wear to a party

MilkyMoo: Your inner party girl

Mad Hatter: What the fuck is that

MilkyMoo: DO YOU NEED HELP I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A FASHION DESIGNER 

Mad Hatter: As long as you don't mind coming over

MilkyMoo: Not at all let me just change 

MilkyMoo: Oh yeah Gerard can you take me to Mel's house

Alrighty Gerardy: Fine

Alrighty Gerardy: Frank can I come over so I have somewhere else to go after I drop off Mikey

Frankadoodledoo: Of course you can

Alrighty Gerardy: Thank you

Petey Pirate: PAT CAN I COME OVER

Tree Boy: Call me Pat again and it will be the last time you will be going anywhere

Petey Pirate: Fine 

Tree Boy: Then yes you can come

Petey Pirate: YAY

The groups outfits,,,, (outfits??)

(I couldn't really find a Mikey one ): )

( oh yeah did I mention Josh has blue hair, Gerard red and Melanie has black and bluey (you know what I'm saying,) Pete's is black btw)

Bebop: The party is officially ready 

Dalldo: With my help :)

Bebop: Oh yeah Dallon helped a bit too

MilkyMoo: Me and Melanie are leaving in a few minutes

MilkyMoo: She is currently doing her hair

TyJo: Josh and i are leaving now

Alrighty Gerardy: So is Frank and I

Tree Boy: We will be leaving in a few

Dalldo: I am already here

Bebop: People are arriving see you!!

- A few hours later -

Mad Hatter: Brendon? Dallon? Where are you? 

Frankadoodledoo: I honestly think they are fucking

Alrighty Gerardy: I always knew those two would get together

Alrighty Gerardy: Brendon just needed the alcohol for a boost

Mad Hatter: How do you know it was Brendon that made the first move

Mad Hatter: Actually don't answer that I know already

Bebop: yiu know its hard to makeiot with dloon when mt phne kesps bizzing 

MilkyMoo: Very drunk Brendon in action

Tree Boy: Pete is very drunk as well

Petey Pirate: Stop it you like me this way

Mad Hatter: Wooey Hooey

Frankadoodledoo: Wait a minute. Where is Tyler and Josh

Mad Hatter: Omg

TyJo: Were in one of the sofas in the living room

Mad Hatter: I see youuu

Mad Hatter: Any closer Tyler and you would be sitting on Josh

-seperate chat with Mad Hatter and TyJo-

TyJo: Thats the plan 

Mad Hatter: OHHH

-back to group chat-

Mad Hatter: Well I'm gonna go meet new people

MilkyMoo: You do that I'll be in the kitchen

Mad Hatter: Gerard make sure your brother doesn't get /too/ drunk

Alrighty Gerardy: Okie Dokie

MilkyMoo: I don't need no babysitter

-a couple more hours later-

Mad Hatter: I met these two really funny guys can they join?

Frankadoodledoo: Maybe add them when were all not drunk?

Mad Hatter: Got it

Mad Hatter: Anyway their names are Dan and Phil and they are v tall but they are funny and nice, Dan is v sarcastic and more into memes and Phil is more sunshiny and happy but would still fit in v well with us

-out of groupchat for a bit, Third person with Melanie-

Melanie couldn't believe Dan and Phil went to their school yet never noticed them. They did mention they preferred to stay out of the drama, they were always in it. Melanie excused herself telling the two boys that she is going to get something to drink. When she got up she noticed two things, Josh and Tyler weren't on the sofa where they had been earlier. 'I wonder if Tyler's plan worked' she thought. They other thing though is that Gerard, Frank and Mikey were nowhere to be seen. 'I thought I left Gerard in charge of Mikey for god's sake.' She tried to ignore it for now, hoping she would get a text later and just grabbed her drink from the kitchen and went back with Dan and Phil.

- 28 minutes later-

Mad Hatter: Where are you

Mad Hatter: And I'm talking to everyone so I better be getting some answers quick

Bebop: I'm in my room right now Dallon is next to me hes asleep so he will be staying over but I still have to be there to end the party

Frankadoodledoo: We left a little while ago and by we I mean Gerard Mikey and me we are all staying at the Way's

Jim Spooky: Tyler fell asleep so were about to leave

Mad Hatter: Where is Pete and Patrick

Bebop: They left earlier also, Patrick said something about Pete being too drunk

Mad Hatter: Alright well Bebop I'm leaving now and tonight was fun thanks for the party

Mad Hatter: But I'm still planning to drown you

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Mad Hatter: Oh yeah could I add Dan and Phil in, if you don't know what I'm talking about scroll up

Petey Pirate: Yes they can join

Mad Hatter: Alrighty

Mad Hatter has added Walking Meme and AmazingPhil

Mad Hatter: Hi guys this our friendly and NICE group chat

Petey Pirate: IM THE ONLY MEME IN THIS GROUP CHAT IM NOT SHARING

Mad Hatter: Well we are all great besides Pete but he will get over it

Petey Pirate: NO I WILL NOT THIS MEANS WAR

Walking Meme: don't be mean Phil is a small child he gets sad easily

AmazingPhil: DAN STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM A CHILD

Walking Meme: very innocent 

Petey Pirate: We have two innocent children in the chat now

Petey Pirate: WE CANT HAVE TWO INNOCENT CHILDREN AND TWO MEMES

Dalldo: Pete stop trying to make war

Petey Pirate: fine

Walking Meme: Phil?

AmazingPhil: Yes

Walking Meme: can I tell you something

AmazingPhil: Yeah

Walking Meme: STOP EATING MY CEREAL

AmazingPhil: Im not

Walking Meme: oh okay

Walking Meme: 

-sends images from camera-

AmazingPhil: IM ASHAMED 

Walking Meme: You better be

Jim Spooky: WAIT A MINUTE

Jim Spooky: DAN ARE YOU THAT GUY WHO IS REALLY GOOD AT PAINO IN MY BAND CLASS (side note: there is two band classes and Dan is in the one with Josh and Tyler isn't I WASNT SURE HOW TO MAKE ONE OF THEM RECOGNIZE THEM) 

Walking Meme: is that how people see me

TyJo: THERE IS TWO PEOPLE WHO PLAY THE PAINO IN THIS CHAT NOW

Jim Spooky: Probably shouldn't have brought that up

TyJo: WHOS BETTER AT PAINO JOSH HUH ME OR DANNY FELLOW HERE

Walking Meme: don't call me danny

Jim Spooky: Uh well I mean you both are good

TyJo: buT WHICH ONE IS BETTER

Walking Meme: YEAH JOSH

Jim Spooky has left the chat

TyJo: Good acting Dan

Walking Meme: same goes for you Tyler

Walking Meme: youre really good at paino though

TyJo: You are too

Walking Meme: should we keep fighting with him or

TyJo: He is a sensitive soul even though he looks like this

Dalldo has added Jim Spooky

TyJo: 

-sends image from gallery-

   (side note: ignore the 'To Stage')

Walking Meme: WAIT HE IS THE GUY WHO PLAYS DRUMS

Jim Spooky: Tyler who are you sending pictures of me and when did you take that

Jim Spooky: And yes I am the drums guy

TyJo: ...

Walking Meme: i like your hair

Jim Spooky: Thank

AmazingPhil: Dan what are you doing

Walking Meme: nothing what do you mean

AmazingPhil: You just screamed what do you mean what

Walking Meme: well i uh saw a small spider

AmazingPhil: Let me go kill it

Walking Meme: AW THANK YOU PHIL

Walking Meme has changed their name to Phil Trash #1

Bebop: WHY ARE YOU GUYS AWAKE AT 10 AM

Phil Trash #1: im actually not sure this is a first for me and Phil

Phil Trash #1: well mostly for me

Bebop: Since I'm awake everyone else should be too

Bebop: GERARD FRANK MIKEY PATRICK WAKE THE FUCK UP

Bebop: ugh my head is killing me

Dalldo: You know I'm just downstairs right

Bebop: Oh dear dalldo help me

Dalldo: Don't think I have much of a choice

-1 hour later-

Alrighty Gerardy: IM AWAKE IM AWAKE

Bebop: about time

Frankadoodledoo: GERARD YOU LITTLE SHIT WHY DID YOU FUCKING PUSH ME OFF THE BED

MilkyMoo: you landed on me

Frankadoodledoo: oh sorry Mikey

AmazingPhil: Dan fell asleep while we were watching anime

Mad Hatter: Do you guys live together?

AmazingPhil: Looks like it but actually no we are just over each others houses a lot

Tree Boy: Stop talking my phone keeps buzzing and I just want to sleep and I have a bad headache and everything hurts

Petey Pirate: Aw poor patrick do you need help

Tree Boy: no you will make my headache worse

Petey Pirate: So you don't want me to help out?

Tree Boy: Only if you really want to

Petey Pirate: Expect company in a few minutes 

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Petey Pirate has changed their name to Peteza

Peteza: Can we go get pIZZA

AmazingPhil: I don't normally like cheese BUT ON PIZZA ITS GOOD

Alrighty Gerardy: I'm up for it

Alrighty Gerardy: On one condition 

Alrighty Gerardy: You pay for me

Bebop: Im down for pizza

Petey Pirate: WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR YOUR PIZZA

Mad Hatter: Maybe because 1 you invited us 2 whenever you hang out together he pays 3 the only time you pay is when you're alone

MilkyMoo: pete did you just scream

Peteza: did you hear that?

Dalldo: I think the whole continent heard you

Phil Trash #1: i heard you and im at a store getting more cereal because SOMEONE decided to eat ALL of MY CEREAL

AmazingPhil: Gee I wonder who

Alrighty Gerardy: Don't ask me

TyJo: Josh if you ever eat my cereal which is also my inspiration I would stab you myself

TyJo: jk ily

TyJo: but not if you eat my cereal

Jim Spooky: I WOULD NEVER EAT YOUR INSPIRATION

Bebop: Dallon is my inspiration

Dalldo: ;)

Tree Boy: I find inspiration in the thing I love the most

Mad Hatter: You're talking about your fedoras aren't you

Tree Boy: Oh yeah I am

Peteza: so.. pizza?

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Jim Spooky: Tyler help

TyJo: whats wrong

Jim Spooky: I think I'm sick

Jim Spooky: I think I need some

TyJo: Josh i swear don't even think about it

Jim Spooky: But I need 

TyJo: i will never talk to you again

Jim Spooky: but you dont understand it would really help i just need

TyJo: dont

Jim Spooky: some

TyJo: josh im warning you

Jim Spooky: TYLERNOL

TyJo: If anyone would like to be my new best friend here is the sign up sheet.

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Jim Spooky:  "'Jesus' comes from a shortening of the Hebrew version of the name Joshua"

Jim Spooky has changed their name to Jesus

Jesus: I am Jesus.

Bebop: I don't think Jesus sucked tylers dick

Jesus: wdym that hasnt happened

Dalldo: LIES

Jesus: no im innocent

Bebop: You are as innocent as I am

Jesus: im more innocent than that at least

Bebop: YOU HAVE NO INNOCENCE NOW COME ON AND TELL US THE TRUTH DID YOU SUCK TYLERS DICK OR NOT

Jesus: sTOP INTERROGATING ME

Dalldo: YOU CANT WHINE AWAY YOUR PROBLEMS

Bebop: WE WANT AN ANSWER

TyJo: is the current topic of the chat josh and my dick?

Dalldo: yes

TyJo: carry on

Jesus: i shouldnt be punished like this i am jESUS

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Frankadoodledoo: dont you just hate it when ads come on while you are trying to watch porn

Phil Trash #1: i do hate ads but i didnt need to know the porn part

Alrighty Gerardy: Why watch when you can have the real thing ;)

Frankadoodledoo: you want to fuck me with a whisk

AmazingPhil: DONT SAY WHISK

Phil Trash #1: WHISK

Phil Trash #1: whISK

Phil Trash #1:  W HISOAK

Alrighty Gerardy: up for adventure

Mad Hatter: did you guys fuck with whisks or whats got dan so triggered

Phil Trash #1: T yelr OAKLEY

Mad Hatter: an ex he fucked with a whisk????

Bebop: you kinky mf

Frankadoodledoo: Alright Gerardy 

MilkyMoo: KINKY

MilkyMoo: DONT DO IT OVER AT THE WAYS

AmazingPhil: more like he and tyler watched someone get fucked with a whisk

AmazingPhil: im not even sure if someone got fucked with a whisk but someone did something with a whisk and he and tyler and permanently scarred

TyJo: thank god i wasn't that tyler

Phil Trash #1: W SHIK

TyJo has changed their name to NonKinky Tyler

Dalldo has changed their name to Kinky Dildo

Peteza has changed their name to Kinky what

Tree Boy: what happened

Bebop: PETE PROTECT THE INNOCENT CHILD

Jesus has changed their name to innocent jishwa

innocent jishwa: i have many questions 

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MilkyMoo: COME ONE COME ALL

Mad Hatter: that could make a nice song lyrics

MilkyMoo: FOR IT IS MY BIRTHDAY

innocent jishwa: mikey has a birthday?

Alrighty Gerardy: even sometimes i dont believe it

Kinky Dildo: You're favorite kinky dildo and bebop will come

NonKinky Tyler: and most likely a NONkinky tyler and jishwa will too

MilkyMoo: YOU WILL ACTUALLY COME

Phil Trash #1: were we not supposed to

MilkyMoo: im just surprised

Tree Boy: its been 4 min and it mikey's birthday but i already feel bad for him

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Kinky Dildo: my precious beebo ily <3

Frankadoodledoo: what did bren do to deserve that

Mad Hatter: lmao when does he even do anything

Bebop: someone pls hide me he only does this when he wants me to do something

Phil Trash #1: wind them up then give it to them

Phil Trash #1: ly phil

Phil Trash #1 has changed their name to danyul

NonKinky Tyler: goals

Kinky Dildo: bren can you come over please <3

Bebop: what for

Kinky Dildo: surprise ;)

Bebop: be there in a min

-

Bebop: THIS FUCKER SPILLED SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE AND WANTS ME TO CLEAN UP

MilkyMoo: HE DID SAY IT WAS A SURPRISE

Bebop: I THOUGHT HE MEANT HE WAS UP TO FUCK BEING THE KINKY DILDO HE IS BUT NO IM A MAID FOR SPILLED PASTAGETTI

NonKinky Tyler: GOALS

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Mad Hatter: guYS HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW GIRL OATMEAL

AmazingPhil: there is a new girl called oatmeal?

Mad Hatter: NO OMG HER NAME IS LIKE ASHLEY OR SOMETHING I WASNT PAYING MUCH ATTENTION WHEN SHE INTRODUCED HERSELF TO THE CLASS

MilkyMoo: what does she look like

Mad Hatter: WELL SHE HAS LIKE BROWNISH EYES AND FRECKLES AND HER HAIR IS IN A PIXIE CUT AND HER HAIR IS ALSO DYED PINK ON THE SIDES AND THE TOP IS BLUE AND OMG

NonKinky TyJo: wait is it the same new girl thats in our choir class?

Mad Hatter: NO TYLER ROBERT JOSEPH THE /OTHER/ GIRL IN OUR SCHOOL WITH BROWNISH EYES FRECKLES HAIR CUT INTO A PIXIE CUT IN WHICH THE SIDES ARE DYED PINK AND TOP BLUE 

MilkyMoo: aww does someone have a crush

Mad Hatter: no shut up cow

Bebop: aww she totally does

Mad Hatter: the only thing getting a crush here is my heart and soul and i can feel the pieces falling apart

danyul: deep

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Mad Hatter: i cant take this anymore she is too pretty

Bebop: why thank you mel

Mad Hatter: fuck off breadbin

Bebop has changed their name to breadbin

Mad Hatter: youre not making this any easier you shit

frankadoodledoo: lmao i still dont even know who your talking about 

breadbin: abOUT ASHLEY YOU IDIOT YOU GOOTA RESPET

frankadoodledoo: im respecting but what she look like

Mad Hatter: 

-sent an image from gallery-

breadbin: aye mel respect and all but where did you get that

Mad Hatter: i took it

frankadoodledoo: wHEN

Mad Hatter: it was passing period and i was walking past her and like the stealthy ninja i am i took a picture

Mad Hatter: i do really love her hair tho

Mad Hatter: and face

Mad Hatter: and everything

breadbin: damn melanie fell hard

Mad Hatter: im crying again why cant i have her

Mad Hatter has changed their name to Crybaby

kinky what: what have i missed

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Kinky What: hey tyler may i ask you something

NonKinky TyJo: sure i guess

Kinky What: just how much do you love taco bell

NonKinky Tyjo: very very much

Kinky What: hard shell and soft shell?

NonKinky TyJo: yes i don't mind either

Kinky What: beef on your taco?

NonKinky TyJo: of course!

Kinky What: cheese and sour cream on you taco bell too?

NonKinky TyJo: um yeah..

Kinky What: but no tomatoes am i correct?

NonKinky TyJo: wAIT ARE YOU ORDERING ME TACO BELL OMYGOD

Kinky What: no just listening to this great song josh showed me 'You Quiero Taco Bell' thought you could relate to the lyrics

NonKinky TyJo: what

NonKinky TyJo: nO JOSH

innocent jishwa: huh 

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CryBaby: i TaLKEd tO HAlseY 

innocent jishwa: who is halsey

CryBaby: i meant ashley but thats a good code name

breadbin: give me the deets gurl

CryBaby: WELL IN CHOIR WE HAD TO DO A PARTNER PROJECT IN WHICH WE COME UP WITH A SONG AND WE GOT PAIRED UP AND WE TALKED AND IT WAS AMAZING IMHEKFJSDAKLJSF

innocent jishwa: did you manage to get number

CryBaby: no but kIK

innocent jishwa: omygod really you go mel

breadbin: what is it?

CryBaby: iamashley why?

breadbin: :)

innocent jishwa: you my dear friend have made a mistake

CryBaby: nO BRENDO N STOP

breadbin: you know what ill save it for another time

CryBaby: pHEW

CryBaby: I WAS SCARED FOR MY LIFE

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CryBaby: guess who has dyed their hair different colors :)

danyul: I LIKE DYED HAIR BUT ILL NEVER DO IT

CryBaby: so you know how i really like halseys blue and pink hair

breadbin: I'm sure we are aware

danyul: aware

frankadoodledoo: very aware

MilkyMoo: much aware

AmazingPhil: pretty aware

NonKinky Tyler has changed their name to tyjo

tyjo: fully aware

kinky what has changed their name to pete squeak

pete squeak: awfully aware

tree boy: engraved in my mind aware

Kinky Dildo: fucking aware

CryBaby: was that planned or what the hell

CryBaby: anyway

Kinky Dildo has added iamashley to the chat

CryBaby has sent an image from camera

iamashley: cute but why was i added

CryBaby: daLLON

Kinky Dildo: gtg