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The gays and gayers.

AlexanderHambelton: wtf John

TurtlesNGay: LISTEN HERE IT MAY BE 2:00 AM ,BUT NEITHER OF US CAN SLEEP.

ElizaBEST: ,but i can

GoTheDistance: excUSE. so cAN I

AngelProbably: same hERE.

MariahCarey: -.-

LaffywithnoTaffy: i meAN

TurtlesNGay: well,,,

Pegleggy: Maria woke me uP

MartyFromBacktotheFuture: anD YOU WOKE ME Up

GoTheDistance: Alex,,,Eliza,,,

AlexanderHambelton changed their name to ElicksHambelton

ElicksHambelton: Yes?

ElizaBEST: WAIT

GoTheDistance: nO MAN IS WORTH THE AGGRAVATION

ElizaBEST: Dear god no.

LaffywithnoTaffy: Can u not.

ElicksHambelton has changed GoTheDistance to WhyAmILikeThis

WhyAmILikeThis: EXCUSE

ElicksHambelton: Betsey just go back to sleep.

ElizaBEST: If I can cuddle into your side

TurtlesNGay: UM EXCUSE 

ElicksHambelton: Sure :0

TurtlesNGay: i

ElizaBEST: B)

TurtlesNGay: I'm going to sleep too, Alex?

ElicksHambelton: *Elicks

ElicksHambelton: Sure.

ElicksHambelton, TurtlesNGay, ElizaBEST have left this conversation.

WhyAmILikeThis: Did u all go to sleep

LaffywithnoTaffy: Yes and thanks for wakin me uP AGAIN

AngelProbably has changed their name to ICanBeYourAngel

ICanBeYourAngel: -0-

LaffywithnoTaffy, ICanBeYourAngel has left this conversation.

WhyAmILikeThis: Welp its just you guys and me

MariahCarey has left this converstaion.

WhyAmILikeThis: WHAT NO.

PegLeggy: she fell asleep

WhyAmILikeThis has changed their name to Hunk

Hunk: HA

MartyFromBackToTheFuture: ELICKS SPENT YEARS ON THAT NAME HOW DARE YOU.

PegLeggy: HOW COULD YOU?????

Hunk: I AM SHOOK AND SORRY

PegLeggy: chANGE IT BACK OR ELICKS IS GONNA CRY.

Hunk: .....No...?

PegLeggy: I AM DISAPPOINT!

MartyFromBackToTheFuture: I cannot

Hunk: I MEAN I WILL IF HE STARTS CRYING

PegLeggy: yoU BETTER

Hunk: I'm goin to sleep

PegLeggy: niiiiiiight >:0

MartyFromBackToTheFuture: YE NIGHT BD

Hunk, PegLeggy, MartyFromBackToTheFuture have left this conversation.

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The gay and gayers.

ElicksHambelton has changed their name to Betsey<3

Hunk: Really Alex???

ElicksHambelton: ex cuse me that s cu Te 

Hunk: Um

Hunk: any ways oka y

Hunk: What time is it?

ElicksHambelton: 1) you're on your phone so you can see, 2) Noon, why?

Hunk: 1) shit. 2) I have a date with Beth at 2:00! :')

ElicksHambelton: I L OVE 

Hunk: :'D anyways, I'm buying her something byeeee

ElicksHambelton: BYEEEE

Hunk has left this conversation

TurtlesNGay: Heyo.

ElicksHambelton: Hiiiii, where's everyone?

TurtlesNGay: Work, I got a break a few min ago, you?

ElicksHambelton: Sick with Betsey staying home taking care of me <3

TurtlesNGay: Awwww, I gotta head back to work, tell Eliza I said Hi.

ElicksHambelton: Bye<3 Love you.

TurtlesNGay: <3Love you too! byee

TurtlesNGay has left the conversation.

ICanBeYourAngel: THAT WAS GAY.

ElicksHambelton: you don't say :0

PegLeggy: EXCUSE

MariahCarey: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT WAS CUT E

MartyFromBacktotheFuture: my mY

ElicksHambelton has changed their name to JustElicks

JustElicks: hAhHAHAHAHAHAHHA

MariahCarey: ;)

JustElicks: ;)

LaffywithnoTaffy: also guess what guys!

JustElicks: Hmm?

LaffywithnoTaffy changed their name to LaffywithTaffy

MariahCarey: !!!!!!!!!!!!!

MartyFromBackToTheFuture: :'') my sons growing up!!

JustElicks: AAAAHHHH :'') all my friends are gettin datesss!

ICanBeYourAngel: LO VE

PegLeggy: LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3

ICanBeYourAngel has changed PegLeggy's name to Alcoholic.

Alcoholic: Thank

JustElicks:  rIP.

MartyFromBacktotheFuture has changed their name to Marty.

MariahCarey: CHANGE MY NAME.

LaffywithTaffy has changed MariahCarey's name to BisexualBabe.

BisexualBabe: NOOO IM TAKING ALEX'S SPOT ; -- ;

JustElicks: You can be BisexualBabe :'0

BisexualBabe: <33

JustElicks: <3

LaffywithTaffy: hetero

JustElicks: excuse, me a transmale bisexual 22 year old, is not going stand for be called hetero.

BisexualBabe: ex cuse???? me??????? neither of us our hETERO.

LaffywithTaffy: #StopInsultingHeteros2016

ICanBeYourAngel: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JustElicks: Excuse me my gf is hetero and i love her v much

ICanBeYourAngel: > . >

BisexualBabe: i am offend i leave

JustElicks:  s AME

BisexualBabe, JustElicks have left this conversation.

Alcoholic: I leave for my gf

Marty: sa me

Alcoholic, Marty have left this conversation.

ICanBeYourAngel: well

LaffywithTaffy: Im gonna see my gf byeeee

LaffywithTaffy has left this conversation

ICanBeYourAngel: #IWillNeverBeFuckingSatisfiedBitch.

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The gays and gayers.

TurtlesNGay: THAT'S IT

JustElicks: oh dear god what

Betsey<3: JOHN IM SORRY

Marty: ??????????????????

Hunk: Alec do you know what's going on????

JustElicks: Nope.

TurtlesNGay: SHE ACCIDENTALLY CALLED TJEFFS

JustElicks: Wait did he or James Answer?

JustElicks: Cause i dont rlly care if James answered.

TurtlesNGay: James.

Hunk: IM SURPRISED U DONT CARE

JustElicks: Because me and him are kinda acquainted

JustElicks: I hate Jeffershit ,but Madisin is kool

Hunk: Madisin

TurtlesNGay: Madisin

Betsey<3: Madisin

JustElicks: M a d i s i n

JustElicks has added Madisin to this conversation.

Madisin: wha t

Madisin: d o

Madisin: u

Madisin:  wa nt

JustElicks: idk

Betsey<3: IM S ORY??

Madisin: lmao idc 

JustElicks: there u go

Betsey<3: :)

Madisin: :^)

TurtlesNGay: is,,,is,,,that a nosE????

Madisin: Ye s

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The Darlings.

1:15 pm

[Alexander's Phone]

JustElicks: J ohnn elzij a

Betsey<3: Alexander?

MyDearestJohn: Alex??

JustElicks: i jsut thoughth he wouidl 

MyDearestJohn: Who's "He"?

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1 New Message from Betsey<3

1:20 pm

[Alexander's phone]

Betsey<3: Alex, did you send a letter to your dad?

JustElicks: Mnoey, that 's allj eh everj wNANTS

Betsey<3: Alexander, you need to tell John about your dad, your childhood, you know his, and he didn't force you to tell his, please tell him when you calm down.

You have exited this conversation

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 1 New Message from Betsey<3

[John's phone.]

1:25 pm

Betsey<3: John.

Milch: Liz?? What's going on?

Betsey<3: Alex just needs a breather, he'll be find, he's going to talk to you later.

Milch: About.....?

Betsey<3: You'll see.

Betsey<3 has exited this conversation

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1 New Message from JustElicks

4:18 pm

[John's Phone]

MyDearBoy: John?

Milch: Alexander!!

Milch: What happened??

MyDearBoy: I need to tell you a few things.

Milch: What?

MyDearBoy: Eliza told me to tell you

MyDearBoy: Everything.

Milch: Alex.

MyDearBoy: She said I need to tell you my childhood.

Milch: Alex, you dont have to.

MyDearBoy:  John,its only fair if I tell you mine, you told me yours.

Milch: Okay.

MyDearBoy: You know I grew up in Nevis, St.Croix and that I'm an orphan, so yeah, but

MyDearBoy: well, it was good for the first few years, I think, stuff did happen behind close doors, y'know, but yeah, u know when i was 8 i started telling every one to call me a boy and my mom made every go along with it,, a little after I turned 11 my dad left, he just packed up and said "Bye, Son." and he said it so...sarcastic like he didnt mean it, I thought he was just gonna be gone for a little bit but when I saw my mom crying I realized that wasn't true. He was gone, and it was rocky but we got back on our feet, just me, my mom, and my brother, we just started calling him Jem, kinda like Madison's name, cause his name was James Jr [after my dad.] but a little before I turned 13 I got sick, it was alright at first but a little after i was 13 I was on my deathbed, but my mom she just, stayed, didnt evacuate like my brother, I wish she left and came back after I got better, but she didnt and got sick, she was sick for two weeks then she, she just was gone, I just saw her eyes gettign hazy and glassy and suddenly she caressed my cheek and

MyDearBoy: she was gone, she wasn't there anymore, I got better a few days later, but she didnt, my brother and i had to move in with our cousin who was having a tough time just living let alone taking care of little kids, and one day I walked into his room and he was dead, shot himself and stabbed himself. My brother got a job away from me while i just stayed with another relative, i've talked about her before, Ann, I worked and yeah and things were not horrible. But then when I was 17 a massive hurricane hit, it was horrendous and,, yeah. But I wrote this thing to my father and my cousin saw and and shared it with people, they started paying for me to go to america and go to collage, e.i the collage where we met, and yeah, I wasnt put into the fostercare system seeing as I was 17 almost 18, I moved in with a childhood friend Ned.

MyDearBoy: and the reason for the panic attack early was because of my father, i sent him a letter explaining how life was going and if he wanted to see us, he replied! Saying he was low on money and needed some. didnt say a word abt you, Betsey, or me. no one. not even Angelica, and ye ah.

MyDearBoy: and Eliza told me to tell you my entire childhood so you know why i have panic attacks, like during a storm, or i get freaked out when someone we know gets sick, etc.

Milch: Alexander, love.

Milch: I'm not mad, or anything, just curious but, why didnt you tell me sooner?

MyDearBoy: I just felt like,, you'd pity me, you'd see my as this fragile object when I'm not i just,,,plus you have your own problems you dont need to deal with mine.

Milch: My Dear Boy, I'm no good with words but I promise you with my entire being that I'd never pity you or think less of you, you have every right to feel this way and to get scared, you aren't a fragile object to me, you're a human who has lived through a great deal of things, and if anything that you've lived this long without letting it bug and bother you every waking moment, and dear, if you can carry your burdens while also knowing mine I can do vice versa. but that doesn't mean I won't fight your Dad. what's his name. 

MyDearBoy: John, that was beautiful but I hate to break it to you but thats G a y. (also im not telling you i know you'll get arrested cause you'll kill em like you almost did Lee.)

Milch: Alexander for gods sake. (also i did that to protect our boss's HONOR.)

MyDearBoy: ;^) (but he said to n o t)

MyDearBoy: but in all seriousness thank you, I love you so much.

Milch: Same to you, My Alexander.

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The Darlings.

5:20 pm

[back to ur normal 3rd pov]

Betsey<3: Is everything nice now?

Milch: Yes Eliza, everything's thing fine.

JustElicks: Yes it is.

Betsey<3: okay good, now we have a bit of another problem.

Milch: oh boy what is it.

JustElicks: B e t s e y

Betsey: my dad thinks we're a l l dating eachother like,,,me and john are also dating

Milch: me, a simple gay, 

JustElicks has changed their name to FUCK

FUCK: SO WHAT'RE WE GONNA D O, LET HIM GO ALONG OR EXPLAIN WHAT V IS

Betsey<3: Scream.

Betsey<3: in all seriousness I'll explain to him what a V polyamory relationship is.

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The Darlings.

7:20 pm

Betsey<3: u two did NOT need to blow up my phone im fine.

Betsey<3: he got what it was and said to tell u two he said sorry and thats he sends his blessings and i told him no harm was done, and then i fell alseep after turning on the office and crying c aus ei lo ve p am and jim so MCUH

FUCK has changed their name to Lion

Lion: THANK G OD

Milch: bless.

Betsey<3 has changed their name to Betsey

Lion: Why just drop the "<3"???

Unknown has entered this conversation.

Unknown: CAUSE IM LAZY AND ITS GETTING TIRING TO HAVE TO D R A G IT ALL ACROSS THE NAME INSTEAD OF JUST CLICKING IT TWICE TO BOLD YOU PIECE OF F U C K

Unknown has exited this conversion.

Lion: What the hell?!

Betsey: ????

Milch: liza just said "why not?"

Lion: did u two NOT see that unknown number??

Milch: alexander go to sleep

Lion: jOHN

Betsey: alex

Lion: elizABETH

Milch: night.

Lion: BUT

Betsey: good night.

Lion: ,,,night loves.

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KitKat

1:50 am

KitKat: A l e x a n d e r H a m i l t o n

Lion: C a t h e r i n e L i v i n g s t o n

KitKat: you dID NOT TELL ME YOU WERE DATING SOMEONE IM MAD

Lion: KITTY LIST EN

Lion: wait did you say "someone"???

KitKat: yeah??

Lion: dearie, im dating two ppl

KitKat: wAIT ARE YOU??

Lion: NO NOT CHEATING THEY KNOW ABT EACHOTHER AND THEY RE FRIENDS

KitKat: V polyamory relationship?

Lion: DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!

KitKat: I want to meet them

KitKat: AND THE REST OF YOUR OTHER FRIENDS FOR THAT MATTER

Lion: okYA

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The Gays and Gayers

Lion: yes hello im going to be adding someone

Ange: who?? ffs alex stop being so vague

Lion: LEAVE ME ALONE IM A C H I L D

Ange: Im younger then you?

Betsey: omg

Lion has added KitKat to this conversation

Ukulele: wtf i leave y'all alone for FOUR seconds

Ange: herc what did i tell u abt using y'all 

KitKat: I like ur friends already Alex

Jilbare: who are u?

KitKat: Catherine Livingston

KitKat: I go by Kitty and if any of u call my Catherine i will slice ur throat

Ange: im in love

Ange: WAIT A SECOND LIVINGSTON???

KitKat: yeh

Ange: isNT UR FAMILY SUPER RICH N SHIT?

KitKat: y e p

KitKat: ok but who are all of you??

Ange: Angelica Schuyler

Betsey: Elizabeth Schuyler

Milch: John Laurens

Jilbare: Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette

Ukulele: Hercules Mulligan

Alcohol: Margarita Schuyler

Mary: Maria Lewis

KitKat: wtf how have i heard of ALL ur friends expect Mulligan and Lewis?

KitKat: wait is herc the greek god

Ukulele: nah man

KitKat: SO I HAVENT HEARD 2/7 OF UR FRIENDS WTF

Lion: eH

KitKat: also which of u are dating my son??

Betsey: i am

KitKat: and whos the other???

Milch: i am also

KitKat: ur dating a Schuyler AND a Laurens?

KitKat: not to mention at one point me n u slept together?

KitKat: nice catch

Betsey: eHAT

Milch: w     h     a     t

KitKat: wait did u not know that???

KitKat: dont worry tho that was when he was living w/ me

Milch: oh

Milch: wait a second out of the either other ppl in this chat who has slept with Alex

Lion: WTF MY BOYF RI END

KitKat: ill keep tally so rn its 3/8

Jilbare: I did

KitKat: 4/8

Ange: i did but we were both drunk and dont rlly remember much

KitKat: 5/8

Mary: sadly i did

Lion: mAIRA

Mary: sorRY

KitKat: 6/8

KitKat: anyone else?

Ukulele: I havent

Alcohol: neither have i

KitKat: wow

KitKat: thats the majority of the chat

KitKat: what do u want to say for urself Alex?

Lion: DIVORCE, DIVORCE, DISOWNED AS MY PARENT.

Lion: BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED

Lion: NONE OF U ARE FREE OF S I N

KitKat: : )

KitKat: anyone else we know who has slept w/ Alex?

Lion: END THIS

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My bbys

12:12 pm

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Marty: I'm still arguing with that name for the group chat

Mary: ssshhhh im tryin to make us goals

Alcohol: u mean we arent already??

Mary: bc OTHER ppl dont believe we are ://

Marty: sure

Alcohol: fCUK

Mary: XD

Marty: did u jsut,,,

Alcohol: hold the fuCK up

Mary: XDDD

Marty: WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY MOUTHS YET SO LITTLE EYES

Marty: NONE TO BE EXACT

Mary: ZOINKS

Alcohol: STOP IT

Mary: :'(

Alcohol: wait bby nO

Marty: BABE N O

Marty: look what u did pEG

Mary: peg is a nickname of peggy which is a nickname of margarita

Marty: well

Alcohol: WE ARENT TALKING ABT THIS

Marty: dears?

Mary: yes love?

Alcohol: ew

Mary: u are our WIFE too

Alcohol: like i said, ew,

Mary: i thought u loved us :(

Alcohol: I DO!!

Mary: I do

Marty: I do

Mary: i know pronounce you wife, wife, and wife/partner, you may make out.

Alcohol: already doing that sweetheart

Mary: MCUFKCIGN

Alcohol: also marth says love you!!

Mary: !!! tell her i said love you too

Alcohol: and no love for mEEHAHMKjjsksJJSJ

Mary: ???????

Alcohol: I stole their phone - Martha

Mary: oh dearie,,,,why?

Alcohol: they started laughing cause they saw a meme from Alex

Mary: is it another yuri!!! on ice thing??

Alcohol: YES BC THEY ARE BOTH WEEBS

Alcohol: THIS IS PEGGY WTF I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING MARTHA

Marty: WE DO BUT I PERSONALLY D O N T WANT TO GO BACK INTO MY ANIME PHASE

Alcohol: BACK?

Marty: shitshitshiTSHITSHITSHIT

Alcohol: hug hug fall off a bridge

Marty: LIST ENj

Mary: what was the meme??

Alcohol:

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ti frè: VIKTOR IS FUCKIGN STUPID I LOVE HIM

Alcohol: - Yuuri Katsuki

Marty: cries in deep gay

Mary: WHY ARE U LIKE THIS PEGGY

Alcohol: :)

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Ukulele&Sandy

5:31 pm

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Sandy: Herc!!

Ukulele: Bethy!!

Sandy: how've you been since the date? feel like we havent talked in a while :)

Ukulele: i've been good, wbu?

Sandy: ive been okay!! my friend Addy got fired from their job tho :(

Ukulele: wait u mean Lafayette's partner?

Sandy: yeah!! 

Sandy: they've got some money but not enough for next months rent :(

Ukulele: i imagine she's gonna move in with Laf, right?

Sandy: um, Herc,

Ukulele: yeah?

Sandy: Addy is genderfluid

Ukulele: !! im so sorry!!

Sandy: its fine!! they go by they/them

Ukulele: okay, i'll try to remember that !!

Sandy: !! <3

Ukulele: <3

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The freninis

1:47 am

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KitKat: WHAT UP NERDS

Robbo: e x cuse ur sELF

Neddle Peddle: everyday a little death

Robbo: SHUT UP NED U ARE ONLY HELPING HER STATEMENT

KitKat: ;)

Lion: omg s t op

Robbo: AMAZING.

Neddle Peddle: stfu all of u i want 2 sleep

Robbo: NO FUCK U

Neddle Peddle has muted this conversation.