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4:34 am
brendo: MORNING FUCKERS
{brendo named the groupchat: ITSLIT}
josh: morning what the fuck brendon it's 4am
gee: and you shits always ask me why i'm sleep deprived
brendo: U GUYS SHOULD BE GETTING UP ANYWAY EXAMS TODAY
josh: ???? they're today so i've already studied
gee: what is this
brendo: school starts at 8 so i have four whole hours to study
gee: YOU HAVENT STUDIED YET WTF
gee: i am a good christian boy (tm) and i have already gotten all my studying done
josh: GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY LMAO OKKKK
gee: shut you the fuck
frank: SHIT EXAMS
josh: HAHAHAH
gee: FRANJ WHAT THE FUCK
josh: franj
brendo: franj
frank: SHUT THE FUCK UP OHMYHOD I FORGOT ABOUT EXAMS
brendo: deadass come over and we can study together if ya want
frank: omw
josh: whos tyler
brendo: what
tyler: hello
gee: WHO PSTHAT
brendo: HOWD YIU GET IN
tyler: i have no idea
frank: guys it's ok he's my classmate from science
tyler: oh hi frank
frank: he's v nice get to know him
josh: mmh ;) get to know him ;)(;);)((;
josh: why the fuck did i say that
{josh left the groupchat}
{brendo added josh to the groupchat}
brendo: JOSHUA WILLIAM DUN
gee: UR MIDDLE NAME IS WILLIAM
brendo: YOU SMOOTH BOY
josh: smooth boy
{josh changed their nickname to smooth boy}
brendo: DO U GO TO OLOS
tyler: brendon i'm in your physics class
brendo: OH
tyler: i was there that time ms hendrickson was like "how fast does light travel" and u raised ur hand and yelled "HELLA" and she sent u to the office
brendo: i heelied out the door that was iconic TBH
smooth boy: legend
frank: brendon guess what
brendo: what
{frank sent a photo the group chat}
(it's a photo shot from outside brendon's window - he's on his phone)
brendo: WHAT THE FUCK
{frank sent a photo the group chat}
(it's a photo of brendon falling out of his chair)
brendo: YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED
frank: let me in
frank: knocking is for the weak
gee: get used to it brendon rip
tyler: how often does this happen
gee: it happened yesterday
tyler: ohmyhod
brendo: hanging out w boo!!
{brendo sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a photo of frank squatting on brendon's bed while doing the BOI hand gesture and brendon pursing his lips and doing a peace sign)
smooth boy: aren't you supposed to be studying,,?
brendo: yea
frank: im gonna fail ripriprip
smooth boy: fam u still have time to study lmao
frank: did u just call me fam
smooth boy: ye
{brendo sent a photo to the groupchat}
(it's a blurry photo of frank jumping off a bed)
smooth boy: U LOOK LIKW THE SPONGEBOB PRIMAL MEME
frank: HAHAH TRUE
tyler: josh what's your favourite meme
brendo: AW HUSBAND BONDING
smooth boy: brendon shut up
smooth boy: i like the nut button a lot
{tyler sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a motion blurred picture of tyler's hand rocketing towards a table)
tyler: WHEN UR HITTING IT FROM THE BACK AND HE MOAN "my favourite meme is the nut button"
smooth boy: OMG
brendo: TYLER
brendo: U NAUGHTY BOY
{tyler changed their nickname to naughty boy}
smooth boy: smooth boy and naughty boy
naughty boy: shut up that sounds like a porno
brendo: 11/10 would watch tbh
naughty boy: i gtg guys
smooth boy: EAT W US AT LUNCH
naughty boy: WHATS YOUR TABLE
gee: IDK THE ONE WITH THE SCREAMING
smooth boy: AND MEMES
brendo: REMEMBER WHEN I PRINTED OUT MEMES AND THREW THEM AT THE CHEM TEACHER
naughty boy: OMG
smooth boy: YES THAT WAS SO FUNNG
naughty boy: OK ILL FIND U GUYS I ACTUALLY GTG
{naughty boy left the groupchat}
smooth boy: bye baby boy imy
brendo: OMG
{brendo added naughty boy to the group chat}
brendo: TYLER LOOK HE LOVES U
smooth boy: U CANT SEE PREVIOUS MESSAGES HAHA
{brendo sent a screenshot to the groupchat}
brendo: THE POWER OF SCREENSHOTS
smooth boy: FUCK YOU
naughty boy: ....ok buddy im gonna go ahead and get the heckheck outta here
smooth boy: TYLER IM SORRy
brendo: LOVE EACHOTHER
naughty boy: lmao ok
{naughty boy left the group chat}
frank: BRENDON GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE WE HAVE TO STUDY
brendo: NAH
frank: smh

-

10:27 am
brendo: josh
brendo: josh
brendo: josh
brendo: josh
brendo: josh
brendo: JOSH
smooth boy: WE ARE DOING EXAMS
smooth boy: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WNAT
brendo: WHATS THE WORD FOR LIKE THE CALM BEFORE A TURBULENCE IN WTER
smooth boy: DID YOU STUDY AT ALL
brendo: I KNOW HOW TO MEASURE WATER FLOW THE OTHER STUFF IDK
smooth boy: i'm not helping you good luck
smooth boy: u should have studied
brendo: WTF IM MAD
gee: its called an eddy brendon
brendo: AN EDDY
brendo: WTF HAHAH
smooth boy: GERARD
smooth boy: HE NEEDS TO KNO THE CONSEQUENCES OF NOT STUDYING
gee: SORRY
naughty boy: josh soz if this is creepy but i'm two desks to your left :^)
smooth boy: WAIT RLY
naughty boy: yeah
{naughty boy sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a photo of josh with his headphones in, hiding his phone under his desk. his skateboard is leaning on his bag)
smooth boy: wow i look rly cute there
gee: mmm daddy
{smooth boy sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a photo of tyler smiling with his hand over his mouth at josh taking a picture of him)
gee: AWWW
gee: TYLER I DONT THINK WE HAVE CLASSES TOGETHER BECAUSE IVE NEVER SEEN U UR ADORABLE AWAWAW
naughty boy: AW THANK U
smooth boy: Gtg
gee: was that proper capitalization i just saw
gee: hisssss
naughty boy: JOSH JUST GOT HIS PHONE TAKEN HAHAHA
gee: JOSHUA
gee: WHAT A BAD STUDENT SMH
{naughty boy sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a picture of josh flipping off the camera under his desk)
gee: THATS V*LGAR
naughty boy: v*lgar
naughty boy: why did u censor that
gee: listen the fuck up b*ddy i'll censor what i w*nt
naughty boy: lmao ok bud
brendo: i don't know any of this shit tbh
gee: smh
gee: where's my bb
naughty boy: what
gee: frank
gee: he's not on rn
naughty boy: aw ur dating
gee: yeah but no homo
frank: yk what
gee: BB
frank: no homo fine i see how it is
gee: BB NO ALL HOMO
frank: u disappoint me
frank: GTGTG THERES A KID TALKING TO THE TEACHER AND POIMTI/NG AT ME GOTTA BLAST
frank: "FRANK IERO DO YOU HAVE A PHONE??!!!" no what's a phone lol
gee: WHATS A PHONE
naughty boy: ME
frank: GTG ILL SEE U FUCKERS AT LUNCH
gee: BYE
naughty boy: OK SEE YOU

-
12:22am
smooth boy: TYLER WHERE U @@@@@
gee: YE WHERE ARE U
brendo: I NEED TO MEET JOSHS FIANCÉ RN COME TO OUR TABLE
naughty boy: IM GETTING LUCNH
smooth boy: me , an intellectual : I THINK I SEE U
smooth boy: ARE U WEARING A FLORAL KIMONO THING
{smooth boy sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a picture of tyler's back in the lunch line)
naughty boy: lol that me
smooth boy: IM COMING
naughty boy: ,,
brendo: JOSH IS RUNNING TOWARDS U
{brendo sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a motion blurred picture of josh running towards tyler - in the corner of the photo, frank is crying laughing)
naughty boy: HES SO FAST WHA/TYGEFUKC
brendo: JOSH IS SUUPER AERODYNAMIC
naughty boy: HES NOT SLOWING DOWN
naughty boy: I AM THREATENED,,,.
brendo: TYLER ARE GOU OKAY OMG
gee: JOSH DEADASS JUST CRASHED INTO YOU OHMYHOD
frank: TGAT WAS SO FUNNY
frank: BRENDON JJSL CHOKED ON HIS SALAD LAUGHNG
brendo: JOSH WTF DESPERTE MUCH
{smooth boy sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a blurry picture of tyler laughing really hard, his face red)
smooth boy: EVERYTHINGS OK
smooth boy: WAIT
smooth boy: HE HAS SALAD DRESSING ON HIS KIMONO OMG I FEEL SO BAD
gee: JOSH WHAT THE FUC
smooth boy: IM SORRY
naughty boy: ITS OKAY THAT WAS HILARIOUS
{smooth boy changed their nickname to thirsty boy}
thirsty boy: IM WAITING IN LINE W HIM OK GUYS
naughty boy: aw thank u
gee: okay sure
brendo: dont leave me with these lovesick fucks
{brendo sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a photo of gerard lying in frank's lap on his phone - frank is kissing the top of his head)
naughty boy: that might be the cutest fucking thing i've ever seen
thirsty boy: I LOVE UR RELATIONSHIP SM BECAUSE UR AUPER BADASS ON YOUR OWN AND THEN UR LIKE SUPER FLUFFY AROUND EACHOTHER
gee: well as i like to say
frank: jesus not again
gee: in terms of me around frank
gee: i'm kawaii in the streets
gee: and senpai in the sheets ;)
thirsty boy: brb changing my ig bio
naughty boy: HAHA
brendo: I HATE YOU ALL
naughty boy: beeb no we love u
brendo: "beeb" who the fuck do u think u are
naughty boy: tyler r. joseph
frank: what's the r stand for
naughty boy: sh
gee: NOW I NEED TO KNOW
brendo: LETS GUESS
brendo: RADICAL
gee: RICARDO
frank: RAHHSHDHDJ
naughty boy: i can confirm that frank is right
frank: YEA BOY
thirsty boy: TYLER JUST TOLD ME IT SHOULD I EXPOSE
brendo: YES
naughty boy: JOSH NO
brendo: JOSH YES
frank: TELL YS
thirsty boy: ITS ROBERT
naughty boy: J O S H
frank: ROBERT OMGG
brendo: OH COME ON ITS NOT THAT BAD MINE IS BOYD
frank: GERARDS IS ARTHUR
naughty boy: btw guys we're almost done @ the lunch line we'll be over in a sec
naughty boy: WAIT ARTHUR
naughty boy: LIKE THE MEME
thirsty boy: HAHAHAHAH
{gee sent a photo to the group chat}
(it's a picture of gerard's clenched fist by his side)
gee: when they make fun of ur middle name
naughty boy: OHFGSGHSH
thirsty boy: IM GONE
naughty boy: OK WE'RE COMING OVER NOW
brendo: YE YE IM EXCITED TO MEET U TYLER
naughty boy: OMG ARE FRANK AND GERARD CUDDLING THATS SO CUTE
brendo: actually it's nasty af now come join
-
1:04pm
frank: YEET THAT WAS SOFUN
naughty boy: YES OMG THANK U FOR LETTING ME SIT W U SM BETTER THEN EATING LUNCH IN THE WASHROOM
thirsty boy: U ATE LUNCH IN THE WASHROOM BEFORE
naughty boy: ye no one wanted me to sit with them
thirsty boy: THATS SO SAD BB AW
gee: WHO COULD SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE TO TYLER
brendo: THATS LIKE KICKING A PUPPY
thirsty boy: TRUE
naughty boy: thank u guys that means a lot
naughty boy: im in class now no phones bye :)
thirsty boy: bye :)) <3
brendo: oh jesus im gonna start getting fifth wheeled aren't i
thirsty boy: tru

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5:24pm
naughty boy: gays
thirsty boy: u called
brendo: THAS ME
naughty boy: I WAS SO SCARED TO TEXT THE GC FIRSF
naughty boy: IN CASE LIKE EVERYONE IN IT JUST READ WHAT I SAID AND DIDNT RESPOND
thirsty boy: NONONON
brendo: omg don't feel like that
brendo: thats a bad
brendo: we will always respond
frank: GUYS WANNA SEE A MEM,E
naughty boy: YE
{frank sent a photo to the group chat!}

(https://instagram.com/p/BLoaRHZhnDc/)

naughty boy: IM MAX
{naughty boy changed their nickname to suicide bunny}
thirsty boy: TAG URSELF
thirsty boy: IM RUBY
{thirsty boy changed their nickname to ruby}
gee: im ruby's tiara
{gee changed their nickname to tiara}
brendo: GUYS IM SHSJAJSNMDND
suicide bunny: WHAT
brendo: I LOOKED UP HOW TO EAT CEREAL
brendo: AND THIS CAME UP
ruby: why would you look up how to eat cereal
brendo: THAT IS OUTSIDE OF THE STORY
{brendo sent a photo to the group chat}

(https://instagram.com/p/BMSDq9xg7kn/)

suicide bunny: I CHOKED OMG
ruby: that guy probably did too
suicide bunny: IN THE LAST ONE HIS MOUTH IS JUST LIKE FULL OF MILK BYE
brendo: full of milk you say
brendo: triggered
suicide bunny: ,,
ruby: BRENDON
brendo: IT WAS ONE TIME
tiara: UR ALWAYS ON OUR ASSES LIKE "oooh don't bring this up it's embarrassing" AND THEN YOU BRING IT UP IN CASUAL CONVERSATION
brendo: THAST NOT A LIE
ruby: IHY
suicide bunny: what is this
brendo: SHh
ruby: WE HAVE TO TELL HIM NOW CMON
tiara: josh is right yk
brendo: fine ok you know that senior ryan ross
suicide bunny:...ye
brendo: we fucked one time and there was like milk and it was bad and i regret everything
suicide bunny: ,, brENDon
suicide bunny: i tHOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD CHRISTIAN BOY (TM)
brendo: I THOUGHT I WAS TOO AT THE TIME
suicide bunny: I WANT TO DIE
{brendo changed their nickname to milkfucker}
milkfucker: is this more,,,., APPROPTIATE
tiara: FUCJ YOU
suicide bunny: deary me
ruby: GUYS what colour should i dye my hair
suicide bunny: OOH UR DYEING IT
ruby: YE WHAT COLOUR SHOULD I DO
tiara: BLACK
tiara: LIKE MY SOUL
milkfucker: um :) excuse me sweetie :) correction :) it's :) African American :) like my soul :)
tiara: ONG
frank: looking up from taking science notes for five seconds to say stop blowing up my notifs + dye it blue
tiara: NONO BC THEN HE WOULD LIKE HAVE TO BLEACJ IT AND THATS BAD FOR YOUR HAIR
frank: gerard your hair is literally cherry red
tiara: SHUT YOUR FUCK
suicide bunny: u should do it pink that'd be cute
milkfucker: idk that would look kinda gay
ruby: brendon we are literally both males attracted to other males
milkfucker: fuck that's really true
ruby: i like pink but i also like blue
suicide bunny: BREAK GENDER ROLES DO PINK
ruby: come dye shopping w me? we can pick shades there
suicide bunny: wait me
milkfucker: AWWW
ruby: yeah
suicide bunny: wwoah okay sure when where
milkfucker: AWWWWWWWWW
ruby: 10 minutes from now @ shoppers?
suicide bunny: sure see u there :))
milkfucker: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

5:42pm
milkfucker: frnaj
frank: r u trying to say frank
milkfucker: yes
milkfucker: gehrnad
tiara: is that one supposed to be gerard
milkfucker: ok ur both here good
milkfucker: look
{milkfucker sent a photo to the groupchat!}
(it's a photo of tyler and josh sitting across from each other in a Taco Bell)
frank: OMG AWWWWW
tiara: THATS SO CUTW
milkfucker: theyre not on their phones and they don't know im here shhhh
frank: EAVESDROP
milkfucker: Boy Who Do You Think I Am
milkfucker: i'm already eavesdropping smh
tiara: YEET WHAT IS BEING SAID
milkfucker: theyre talking about hair dye o
milkfucker: OH SIHT
frank: WHAT
milkfucker: "you're gonna look so adorable with pink hair"
milkfucker: IM BITING A PAPER BAG TO KEEP FROM SCREAMING
tiara: JAJAJSJSKSJSKJS
frank: IM SOBBING
{frank changed their nickname to joshler stan!}
tiara: BRENDON WHAT DID HE SAY
milkfucker: IM GONNA PEE
milkfucker: WKSKSNDJFN IM TRYING SO HATD NOT TO SCREAM
joshler stan: WHAT DID HE SAY BEENEJDI
milkfucker: "no way i'll ever be as cute as you" IM SO GONE
tiara: THEY NEED TO FUCK
joshler stan: TRU
milkfucker: FUCK THEY SAW ME GTGTGT
{milkfucker sent a photo to the groupchat!}
(it's a picture of josh facing the camera, looking startled. tyler's face is red and he is crumpled into the corner of the booth.)
milkfucker: FUCK THE PILICE IM RUNNING
ruby: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
ruby: BRENDON JUST JUMPED OVER A TABLE AND TRIPPED AND THEN RAN OUT THW DOOR
joshler stan: HAHAHHA BRENDON THATS STEALTHY
milkfucker: FUCK THE POLICE
{milkfucker changed their nickname to fugitive!}
fugitive: IM RUNNING
ruby: HOW LONG WERE YOU LISTENING TK US FOR
suicide bunny: i want to die ohhhmygdo
ruby: LIKE THE PASTT 10 MINUTES
suicide bunny: fukc
fugitive: I LIVE BLOGGED IT TO FRANK AND GERAYRD
ruby: BOY
suicide bunny: i
ruby: BRENDON U NEED TO LEARN EHAT PRIVACY IS
fugitive: THATS REALLY TRUE
fugitive: FUCK THE POLICE THO
fugitive: i just burst into my house and fell onto my dog o
suicide bunny: U HAVE A DOG
fugitive: YEA BOY
fugitive: HIS NAME IS FISH
suicide bunny: WHY
ruby: THIS IS A LEGENDARY STORY BUCKLE UP
fugitive: BC I WANTED A DOG AND MY MOM WAS LIKE "u can get a fish" SO I WENT TO THE PET STORE AND SAW A FUCKING RAD GERMAN SHEPARD PUPPY SO I WAS LIKE FUCK THIS IM GETTING A DOG AND MY MOM TEXTED ME LIKE DID U GET A FISH AND I JUST SAID YES AND NAMED HIM FISH
suicide bunny: OMG THATS SO FUNNY
fugitive: I LOV HIM
suicide bunny: I HAVE A HAMSTER
joshler stan: AWW
suicide bunny: HIS NAME IS PONCHO
ruby: THATS SO CUTE
ruby: I HAVE A CAT HER NAME IS SPOOKY
suicide bunny: AWWWW
joshler stan: I DONT HAVE A PET RIP
tiara: I USED TO HAVE A CAT WHEN K WAS LITTLE BUT SHE RAN AWAY
ruby: thts homophobic
tiara: T R U
ruby: tylers hamster is rly cute this is a fact
tiara: how do u kno
suicide bunny: hes at my house
{joshler stan changed their nickname to wink}
wink: interesting
ruby: ok shut up
{suicide bunny sent a photo to the groupchat!}
(it's a photo of josh with poncho, tyler's hamster, sitting on his head. josh looks very happy)
wink: aw that's cute
fugitive: josh aww
fugitive: he likes u
suicide bunny: are u talking about me or poncho
tiara: TRU
fugitive: both
ruby: oh shit Tyler's gonna dye my hair for me
suicide bunny: this is true
fugitive: awwww
tiara: have u ever dyed hair before
suicide bunny: shhhh
ruby: its okay i trust him
wink: ,,,ok why
wink: this is ur hair we're talking about what if something bad happens
fugitive: if something bad happens ill laugh
suicide bunny: oh ye of little faith
{suicide bunny changed their username to hairstylist}
hairstylist: im putting my phone down for this i dont wanna fuck it up
wink: aw i wanna see the progress :(
ruby: ill liveblog it to you guys
tiara: okok
{ruby sent a video to the groupchat!}
(it's a video of tyler reading the package for the bleach. "ok, this is the bleach. can i drink it?" he looks up, smiling "haha just kidding. wait fuck are you recor-")
fugitive: me too tyler
ruby: hes putting it on oh fuck
{ruby sent a video to the groupchat!}
("fuck ok so this might burn your skin off if it like goes near your face so i'm gonna be really careful. oh also it might like hurt your scalp and joSH STOP RECORDING")
tiara: TELL TYLER IF HE GETS IT ON YOUR EYEBROWS THEY CAN TURN BLONDE
ruby: FUCK ACTUALLY
{ruby sent a video to the groupchat!}
("hey just so you know if you get it on my eyebrows they'll turn blonde" "WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU TRUST ME WITH THIS")
ruby: im putting my phone down until the bleach is all in because i don't want to move my head too much or tyler will dye my eyebrows blonde
fugitive: thats probably a good idea

6:15pm
ruby: its all bleached lit
tiara: !!! pics
{ruby sent a photo to the groupchat!}
(tyler is wearing rubber gloves and flipping off the camera. josh's hair is a really ugly bright yellow)
tiara: JOSH AHAHAHHA
fugitive: tell me thats not the finished product ohhmygdo
ruby: no it has to be light before we dye it pink
fugitive: why are you not dyeing it as quickly as possible it looks so bad
ruby: tyler needs a hairstylist break (™)
{ruby sent a photo to the groupchat!}
(it's a photo of tyler lying on his bed, rubber gloves on, his eyes closed)
wink: because obviously dyeing hair is physically exhausting
ruby: leave him alone
fugitive: awwww defending your boyfriend <3<3
ruby: shut you THE Frick up
ruby: hes ok now
{ruby sent a photo to the groupchat!}
(it's a photo of tyler. he's holding a dye brush and a tube of pink dye)
ruby: y/yeabboy
wink: aujajsjd
fugitive: its gonna look so@cool
wink: IM MAD U DIDNT PIKC BLUE
ruby: SHHH
wink: TRAITOR
{ruby changed their nickname to pinkalicious}
wink: FUCK
{wink changed their nickname to blualicious}
blualicious: this means war
pinkalicious: fuckin bring it on mate
blualicious: meet me in the park @ 4:20 lets. GO
pinkalicious: BRING IT ON FUCKER
hairstylist: IM BACK ON MY JOB IS DONE
{hairstylist sent a photo to the group chat!}
(it's a picture of josh, bright pink dye sitting on his hair. he's grinning and is has thumbs up)
pinkalicious: TYLER HATES ME CONFIRMED
hairstylist: IM SORRY
fugitive: WHAT
pinkalicious: HES MAKING ME WALK BACK TO MY HOUSE W DYE IN MY HAIR
hairstylist: IF MY MOM GETS BACK AND YOURE HERE SHELL BE MAD
blualicious: JOSH YOUR HOUSE IS LIKE A FIVE MINUTE WALK FROM TYLERS
pinkalicious: SHH
hairstylist: I DONT HATE YOU
hairstylist: I@SWEAR
pinkalicious: he made me leave the house but im still staying close to it bc wifi
hairstylist: JOSH WHAT THE FUCK
{hairstylist sent a photo to the group chat!}
(it's a photo taken from his window. josh is waving at him)
fugitive: JOSH YOURE SO CLINGY FUCK OFF
blualicious: THIRSTY BOY RETURNS
pinkalicious: IM LEAVING NOW
{hairstylist sent a video to the groupchat!}
(it's a video shot from tyler's window - josh waves and yells "BYE TYLER SEE YOU TOMORROW!")
hairstylist: CHRIST
tiara: you're all psychopaths

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hi i'm REALLY SORRY but i'm discontinuing this fic, i know it didn't go that far at all (josh and Tyler didn't even get together um kys @ me) but i really just don't have any interest in writing it. if someone wants to continue it that's fine. HOWEVER i'm working on a new one and it's gonna be better so pls check that out!!