5 Works in Granger's Unhinged Writing Department
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putting the pieces together by Wanderingfair for elcieford
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Sep 2025
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Hermione Granger is blackout drunk.
Ginny Potter needs to get home to care for her 1-year-old. Luckily, the pub is packed with more revelers than just for the birthday girl, including a healer Ginny has trusted in the past.
She’s fairly certain Hermione won’t remember anyway.
*A Dramione Textfic*
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A story of sexual self-discovery and simping.
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The Empress of all Maladies by AsIfYouCouldOutReadMe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2025
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Draco Malfoy is dying. The leader of the world’s most lethal contingent of Death Eaters is running out of time and options.
For the ‘mad scientist’ of Voldemort’s court, Theodore Nott, the only solution is to experiment in ancient magic and enact a soul bond between his friend and the missing Golden Girl.
Hermione Granger has been in hiding since Harry Potter took his last breath during the Battle of Hogwarts. Five years later, betrayal will rip her from obscurity and challenge every notion she has on morality, friendship, and love.
The Dark Lord's spymaster, Blaise Zabini is a man broken by pain. But he’ll protect what he has left in this world with his life… and yours.
A Selfish Bond. A Long Fought War. A World Forever Changed.
Featuring a violently possessive soul bond, Hermione breaking bad, action & violence, horror, smut, healing, revenge, feminine rage, ensemble cast, and a smidgen of comedy. Dual POV. HEA "you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it" vibes.
Part 1: Chapters 1-43
Part 2: WIPSeries
- Part 2 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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It’s been five years since the Battle of Hogwarts, and Draco is living in self-imposed exile on the Yorkshire Coast. His bigoted past is far behind him, his future is bright, and no one can bring him down. No one, that is, except for Hermione Granger.
Why Granger, how nice to see you. What am I doing here, you ask? Ah, well, you see, I ran away like the coward I am, and I’ve been hiding on a secret estate cleaning up bird shit for the last three years. What the fuck are you doing here?
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Or, how Draco Malfoy accidentally turned his home into a bird sanctuary, learned a bit of veterinary medicine, befriended a phoenix, and failed to keep Hermione Granger’s swotty nose out of his business.
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Theodore Nott: Positive Meddler by orolin for The_Taco_Writes
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2024
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If Theodore Nott knows one thing, it is that Draco Malfoy is hopelessly in love with Hermione Granger.
Sick and tired of watching them dance about each other, he decides enough is enough.
Or - Theo recruits Ron to help him push the two idiots together. Chaos ensues.
(A Dramione from Theo’s POV)