10 Works in Granger's Unhinged Writing Department
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The guest list, when he passed it to her, was surprising.
So much so that she set her morning tea aside to give first it and then him a good looking over.
“Really?” she remarked skeptically. “These are who you’d invite?”
“It’s your birthday.” Leaned back in his chair, an ankle over his opposite knee, he was the picture of nonchalance. “Wouldn’t you want your friends to be there?”
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Or, it's Hermione's birthday and Draco always gets her what she wants.
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When Professors Hermione and Draco are trapped in a Hogwarts escape room in the name of unity, they quickly realise the only way out is to solve each other's desires. Hermione just wants an orgasm or two—maybe whilst feeling powerless and dominated, perhaps while stuck in a wall—but understanding what Draco wants is the final key to their freedom.
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Draco Malfoy was well on his way to resurrecting his family’s name. He’d embraced the idea of settling down with his pureblood heiress and breeding her like their ancestors intended, letting his cock wander on the side.
Unfortunately, his wayward libido kept leading him back to the same exact place.
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Crime Boss Draco Malfoy engages in a decades-spanning affair with Minister for Magic Hermione Granger. Chaos ensues.
Please Note: This fic does not have a posting schedule. Each chapter is a vignette based on a different song, and the only through-line you really need to know about is that they be cheatin'. They're both toxic, but in like a fun way.
This fic in no way condones the use of the endearment “pookie”. I know it’s awful. Hermione knows. Draco knows. And if you also know, then you’re in on their joke.
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Every terrible moment in his life, Draco thought about how one of the most powerful potions in existence curled up and around others like opalescent smoke, pulsing bright and thick like ichor, beckoning and enticing everyone…but.
Him.
Nothing.
Draco deserved this.
or, for some reason Amortentia has no scent for Draco. It's something he considers a terrible flaw and believes it's proof he lacks the capacity to feel romantic love.
But everything is fine. (narrator: everything was not fine.)
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Solicitor Hermione visits Azkaban to find the guards waterboarding her client, Draco Malfoy, but as soon as she interferes, he uses it as an opportunity to get the witch in his lap.
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“Yeah?” he confirmed, voice low. “You want me to follow his instructions, to give you what he can’t anymore?”
“Don’t be smug, Zabini,” Draco warned dryly.
Blaise snorted, amused, not looking away from Hermione’s wide brown eyes.
Between her legs, her hand twitched.
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Or, Blaise walks in on Hermione missing her husband.
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After months of pining for Hermione, Draco has given up on ever getting a chance with the witch. Until she sits on his lap in the middle of a poker game. Wearing a short dress and no underwear. And rides his thigh.
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Hermione makes plans to see the Pheonix migration with her friends, but on the morning of the event, she finds Draco in front of her flat instead of Ginny. And instead of broom, he brought a luxury sports car. Hermione isn't sure this arrangement will be any better than flying. But she gets inside, and their rocky relationship goes from 0 to 60, real quick.
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Or I wanted an excuse to write road head and car smut.
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Hermione was a bit confused. When she'd volunteered to help with relief for those suffering PTSD from the war, she didn't expect to find herself in this position. The position in question being: Hermione leaned over a table, her arse stuck through a hole and naked from the waist down.
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or the one where Hermione gets ran through by some of our favorite men, all in the name of 'healing.' -
Cramming, Stuffing and Other Various Study Techniques by So_scarlett_maroon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Sep 2024
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Hermione is sick and tired of seeing her students try to rush through the study process. When she tells Professor Malfoy how she feels, he comes up with a plan to help. And maybe it will benefit more than just their students.
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Or Hermione has a thing for Hot Professor Draco, and he wants her too.