5 Works in Granger's Unhinged Writing Department

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    When Professors Hermione and Draco are trapped in a Hogwarts escape room in the name of unity, they quickly realise the only way out is to solve each other's desires. Hermione just wants an orgasm or two—maybe whilst feeling powerless and dominated, perhaps while stuck in a wall—but understanding what Draco wants is the final key to their freedom.

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    Draco Malfoy was well on his way to resurrecting his family’s name. He’d embraced the idea of settling down with his pureblood heiress and breeding her like their ancestors intended, letting his cock wander on the side.

    Unfortunately, his wayward libido kept leading him back to the same exact place.

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    Crime Boss Draco Malfoy engages in a decades-spanning affair with Minister for Magic Hermione Granger. Chaos ensues.

    Please Note: This fic does not have a posting schedule. Each chapter is a vignette based on a different song, and the only through-line you really need to know about is that they be cheatin'. They're both toxic, but in like a fun way.

    This fic in no way condones the use of the endearment “pookie”. I know it’s awful. Hermione knows. Draco knows. And if you also know, then you’re in on their joke.

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    After a nasty break up Hermione feels ready to be a little more adventurous with her love life. But when she flirts with Draco Malfoy at a party and starts developing feelings for Neville Longbottom in the same week, she worries she might have gotten a little in over her head. Soon both men are vying for her attention and their rivalry leaves Hermione breathless. What's a girl to do?

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    Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts the war rages on.

    Hermione is so very tired of fighting.

    When an opportunity arises to gain information from a notorious Death Eater, she doesn't hesitate. She will do whatever it takes.

    And he only wants one thing in exchange for his secrets.

    Her.

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    I need to see if you still exist. I need to see if you still exist. I need to see if you still exist.

    A blackened door fades into view, its hinges creaking ominously as Hermione pulls it open.

    . . . Something catches her eye in the dim light at the back of the Room. She pauses, raises her wand. A school desk sits there, topped by an old-fashioned typewriter. Its glossy black surface shines in stark contrast to the dilapidated walls.

    Curious.

    Or, Hermione starts writing letters to a stranger and ends up getting much more than she bargained for. Featuring our two favourite idiots, the (somewhat sentient) Room of Requirement, and a rather mysterious typewriter.

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