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    In Willing Sacrifice by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    12 Jul 2025

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    When Harry Potter has the opportunity to erase Voldemort before the Dark Lord can resurrect, he finds out that walking a fine line between his own morality and the good of this world is more complicated than Harry could have ever imagined. While unable to let go of his past, he discovers a whole different side of magic too, and a different side to the man who shows him this. Slow Burn, eventual HPLV.

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    German translation by Bl4ck Ph0enix https://www.fanfiktion.de/s/627fdd290000eb181abe9db3/1/In-Willing-Sacrifice
    Portuguese translation by Kat_Slytherin https://www.wattpad.com/story/279147597-in-willing-sacrifice-%E2%80%A2-tomarry.
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    Ch38 At ch110
    The one whe the dark lord didn't suddenly become cuddly, pretty nor nice
    We respect scary V in this house
    Starring: Harry very much wanting to be a Prophet to announce forth return of the Dark Lord, and Barty and Voldemort frantically trying to shush him lol

     

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    Hedwig Ex Machina
    Vernon: I will not have vermin in my house!
    H: it's a fully grown ass wizard
    V, realising H keeps an imprisoned a person in a cage: inches away

    H: time to kill the DL!
    V: is pathetic
    H: ...
    H: I sup i need to nurse him to health first

    V&his blanky. Yer a farther, H.

    H: humans eat every day
    Nagini: wut *horrified*

    H, holding V over a potty: I'm never having children. Ever.

    N: WHY does everyone always think I can distinguish humans?

    V@H: Regulus
    H: I'll allow it
    V: beloved
    H: ABORT MISSION

    V has a TYPE. H having crisis over V orientation

    Somehow he was convinced that he would have been able to slit Snape’s throat without feeling a single twinge of pity even if the snarky man would have turned into an adorable puppy. Harry seriously doubted that he had his own priorities straight somehow

    H: I caNNOT KILL A TODDLER no matter hoW MANy ATROCITIES IT COMMITED

    He was only an awkward teenage boy trying to do what was right and failing miserably whenever he was faced with even the slightest inconvenience
    MOOD

    *Wild Barty appears*
    H, keeping track of his multiple aliases: this is fine :)

    H: *rolls the wheel* it falls on Prevett*
    B: those are blood traitors
    H: u were saying, crouch?

    H harrison- regulus-evan black- prevett P

    V: hissss
    H: shit feeding time

    H: accidentally induces himself to the inner circle
    Random DE: who are you
    H: aw~ kward~
    H: hail DL!
    DE: shit- fuck- HAIL D L!

    H: I should leave it but. Trust issues.

    H, lying: I'm so good at it
    B: you'r so bad at it

    B, the Azkaban therapist: do u want to talk about it

    H: I came here for MURDER but I got attached help

    H, waiting: when will V be lucid
    Meanwhile V: shit fuck wtf

    HP & the messiest assasination attempt of all time
    Viid descriptions of guts moving out , that crucio left come impression

    ''Any task of our Lord is a glorious one Evan,'' Barty reprimanded him. ''I'd give my wand arm to be able to be so close to him as you can be.''
    H, who was, mortyfingly, swiping V ass: fucking great

    B@H@V: oh no, Lima syndrome

    H: what about ATROCITIES
    B: WE PANICKED OK

    Harry coolly said. ''I don't see a reason for why you should try to talk all amicably to me unless you're hoping on me getting Stockholm Syndrome.''
    Voldemort raised one hairless eyebrow. Harry couldn't decide whether it looked threatening or comical. ''To my knowledge, I would have had to kidnap you for that. Considering the fact that you broke in here to try and kill me, it hardly counts that I am keeping you here after.

    Poor Hagrid, his genes are against him

    H @dursleys: be back in a week!
    Also H: dissapears completely
    d: ...
    d: yay!

    H: learsn V is gay, had dramatic love story, his ex who betrayed him looks very much like H
    H: ...great

    you think that I of all people can make you have a change of heart?''
    ''Awfully bold of you to assume I have a heart.''
    ''What?'' Harry gave the other a horrified look, staring at the man's chest. Voldemort gave a suffering sigh again
    V: makes a joke
    H: wut
    V: too soon?

    V: mentions H is needed for a ritual
    H: oh?
    H: it would be a shame. If I. Stabbed myself *takes out a knife*
    V: nO
    #local boomer suprised that depressed imprisoned teenager turns suicidal

    V: dramaTIC HORCRUX FUSION
    Meanwhile B@H: how do I cook rice

    He tortured me!''
    ''I told you he is difficult,'' Barty shrugged.

    Harry kept his thoughts about the awful taste in design to himself. The symbolism of the snake for Voldemort and skull for Death Eaters were obviously not lost to him and yet, any faction in past history parading around with skulls did, as a general rule, not consist of the first people he'd go to regarding human rights.

    he still didn't think either way was good. What was actually concerning him more than anything, was that the difference between the man he'd trusted to take care of him and his friends, was hard to discern from the one who was claimed to be an evil tyrant.
    That claim lessened its hold even more and they arrived back at Riddle House, where Voldemort ate - as dignified as possible- his lukewarm Indian take-away straight out of the aluminium tin.

    V: tortures H for lying
    H: FINE but it's embarrassing and you'll regret asking

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    Moratorium by Darkpetal16

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

    07 Aug 2022

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    Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

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    Not rlly MoD!H but Dark Lord H
    Author adds cute emojis
    The one where fem!H makes a boy alter ego
    I would give a tag to Marwyn the Italian Assassin turned Secretary, but I won't let me add OC xC
    Adult bars and brothels and Broom racing, oh my

    Harry gave up trying to be a good little girl because she knew she would not last much longer as such. Instead, Harry Potter became a bad little girl.
    If she was going to be a villain, she was going to do it right and proper.

    Vaults, as in plural? "Monsieur, may I ask if perhaps there is a vault that does not store money—but items? The one we visited had only gold, and surely, my parents would have stored valuables here, and I doubt they only had money."
    He bristled. "Fine! To the Potter Vault."
    "Potter Vault? What, as in some sort of ancient family vault…? Dear me, is the wizarding society some sort of fanatical inbred monarchy?"
    "Close."
    "Wonderful!"

    Hagrid: basilisks make for great pets!
    H: I'm listening

    Hermione, dear, because you have more of a conscience than Draco and I, I will kindly ask you leave us be until the actual prank may be pulled."

    Hermione quirked an eyebrow. "You aren't going to kill him, are you?"
    "No."
    "Maim?"
    "No."
    "Torture?"
    "… No."
    "Then I suppose… but you better not break any more than two school rules. If you do, I will report you to our Head."
    "Very well. Come Draco! Let us wreak havoc and mayhem

    Basilisk name detected: Basileus

    Hagrid finally do gets a dragon
    So many dangerous pets traipsing around

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    A Ruby Silence by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    14 Dec 2021

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    Harry has traveled from dimension to dimension for years on end, destroying countless versions of Voldemort. Meeting this latest one shouldn't have been different. But it is.

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    Harry admitted with a shrug, ignoring the way that Riddle’s gaze sharpened at the Parseltongue. That made him obsessive a lot of the time. But Harry didn’t belong to anyone except the Deathly Hallows, so he would have to get over it.

    TMR: u at my soulmate
    H: ya sure that that mark doesn’t show your soulmate is Grindelwald, or Dumbledore? They were obsessing over Hallows, ya know

    TMR: stay with me
    H: hmm let me ask my children. What do u think?
    Wand: *homicidal rage*
    Stone: whatev
    Cloak: i lov u
    H: *sigh*

    H: I could use a vacation
    TMR: m i n e
    H: not with that attitude

    One reason that he hadn’t tried to form connections in the worlds he’d passed through was that he knew no one would understand him anyway. No one else was immortal. No one else knew how death stirred and rose in him like a dragon.

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    Harry Potter and the Re-Discovery of Magic by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    31 Jul 2022

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    The 5th year summer holidays are officially the worst weeks of Harry’s life. He has nightmares every night, his friends haven’t written in weeks and his muggle relatives are more unbearable than ever.

    What will happen when he crashes into someone unexpected?

    From then on, Harry’s summer holidays are officially the turning point into a new era of his life full of discovery, friendship (and later something else) and magic.

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    there wasn’t much hope unless H could figure out how to turn V into a fluffy white cat. Scratch that, V would probably rip H’s face off with his claws.

    everyone: *harasses H after a 3rd task to learn what happened*
    H: time to faint it is *swoons like a pro to dodge inconvenient questions*

    Barty: tELL ME
    H: n o *faints*

    H's spirit animal is an opossum

    V was back, as in he had a body and was not stuck on the back of a teacher’s head, in a diary, as a wraith or whatever that thing was before it was chucked into the cauldron.

    e: what happened?!
    H: *recalls his last 4 yrs of shitty life decisions*
    H: wha-? Idk. Amnesy. Sorry

    H: *barely sees without his glasses*
    Snape: he has his mother's eyes :')
    S: now listen, you lil shit-

    H: occlumency lifehack. They cannot meet yr gaze if u don't see shit

    H: a jawline that could literally cut someone open
    Me: gayy

    H, sees an eye candy who wants to kill him: TMR
    V, panicking: how did u KNOW
    H: yr diary
    V: *panic intensifies*

    “Harry Potter, what do you think you’re doing?” Riddle hissed at him
    “Umm”, H said, rather eloquently, and then shrugged, because honestly, he wasn’t doing anything. He was breathing, but was that a crime? Actually, it was V, and to him H breathing was something that should be illegal.

    H: they tried to kill me, I killed the basilisk, the diary s gone, do u see the pattern, pls don't try to kill me

    V: how did u get it
    H: *chucks Lucius under the bus*

    “Riddle, you can’t obliviate everyone if you freeze the entire place.” H hissed in annoyance at the chill that was seeping over his hands
    Riddle was back to glaring at H as if he hadn’t just threatened to freeze the entire room like a stray dementor.

    H: I wonder how long basilisk venom and Phoenix tears stay in the bloodstream
    H: U should check yr potions ingredients before adding
    H: bitch

    H: *is painfully pragmatic*
    V: omg he's got a point

    H, broken leg, half starved: *delirious cackle*
    muggles: *run away*
    V: he may have potential

    V: it's very hard not 2get2know a person u try to regularly kill

    V: *that awkward moment when u realise yr nemesis didn't try to kill u once and all he did to u was self defense and basically yr fault*

    So the Dark Lord was having a very bad day because of Potter’s stupidly confusing way of life, having a civil conversation with his soon-to-be killer, all his competent Death Eaters were in Azkaban and he needed them out, Nagini had somehow snuck into his room after he’d pushed her out the door, his Death Eaters who weren’t in Azkaban were wandering around the ministry doing nothing of use and did he mention that Potter was a thorn in his side.

    and then go about his task of balancing the magic in the wizarding world starting with that incompetent trashcan of a ministry.

    there was a mad cackle not too far away, and he wondered if Bellatrix had a brother that had escaped Azkaban.

    V: gotta kill potter
    H: *is almost dead when V gets there* take me death
    V: hmm

    H, laying on the ground, while V threatens him: do it
    My depressed ass: I feel so connected to this child rn
    This child so relatable

    "Why do you always have to drag me everywhere?"
    Harry complained still half delirious from what may be a mild concussion

    Lima syndrome sure stricken V hard

    H, stil concussed: teach me occlumency
    V, who Lima syndrome sure stricken hard: ...
    And Stockholm rears it's head up as well tho we may blame it on the 'crux

    H: I coulda been slytherin *throws draco under the bus*

    “That,” Harry gasped, “was the most disgusting thing I’ve ever tasted!”
    Riddle‘s mouth quirked up. “Of course, you can add sugar and milk for those who don’t have acquired taste.”
    “Acquired taste? That thing is as black and twisted as your soul, I am never going anywhere near a cup of coffee again. It tasted worse than Snape’s potions and Skel-grow combined” Harry groaned

    “Hold on a second, the Gaunts are descended from the Peverell’s” Tom frowned.
    “Well I’m certainly not giving it to you,” the Ironclaw looked up from his paperwork and grinned at Tom
    “One, you would’ve been killed in the process, the ring’s magic wouldn’t sit well with you, and two, even if it wouldn’t kill you I wouldn’t give it to you because I like this boy better, he’s more sensible” Ironclaw stated

    Some popular tropes, but done tastefully

    “You know Hagrid still has that acromantula you blamed on the chamber of secrets’
    Tom’s head whipped up to look at Harry, “seriously?”
    “Seriously. They live in the forest and there’s a whole swarm of them. Nearly ate Ron and myself”
    Tom pinched the bridge of his nose, “you went into an acromantula’s nest and came out alive.”

     

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    The End Is The Beginning by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    27 Apr 2021

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    Death was not what Harry thought it would be. An empty train and a being proclaiming himself to be the Death, telling him that, “sorry, no afterlife for you” certainly wasn't anywhere near his expectations.

    And having his soul and magic crammed back into his four year old body, being told that he can never die… That was another painful kick to the groin.

    But Harry is British, and the phrase “keep calm and carry on” is practically a part of him by now. He realises that this is a second chance at life. To actually live and do whatever the hell he wants without being someone else’s pawn. It is a new beginning, and things are going to be vastly different this time around.

     

    UPDATE: As of April 2025 this story has been fully edited/rewritten.

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    Goblin: *rude*
    Death: let me get my moth, gotta call yr manager

    Idk what's better: D as distinguished gentleman or hot blond lady lol

    H be meeting those DE. Gotta catch em all!

    Why use a wand when can have cool ring, like dr strange

    MoD H be just chillin on his private Peverell island

    "I told you he wouldn't be awake yet you harebrained fopdoodle." The familiar voice of Cadmus Peverell butted in.
    Harry glared at the man and wondered how the hell a gangster became such a cheery person. It shouldn't be legal.

    He did know who his original client was right?
    Harry would bet his entire trust vault that Karrnok would happily watch him and Voldemort battle it out, preferably to the death.

    H: idk if it's legal. Idk if it's possible
    Goblin, smelling money: I'm listening

    Aah I finally found fic where he's Henry but also fake Harrison omg this trope

    H: can I use Death as a translation device, ya think?
    Pewerell ancestor: gasp
    H: yeah, fair point, he's too creepy
    Pa: gASP disresPECT
    H: u do realise he's cross dressing just outside this doors
    Pa: *faint* existential crisis*

    H: what's up with the skull?
    Pa: it belonged to my ma.
    H: ... Is it yr ma?
    Pa: ya, it's communication device. U know, when u want to phone afterlife
    H: ...Right *sweats*

    Due to his upbringing he'd become a bit of a neat freak, and his living area and trunk had always been clean and organised. At Hogwarts he'd managed to tone it down slightly so the other boys in his dorm wouldn't notice how obsessive he could get, but it had been extremely hard. He was particular about his things and didn't like others touching them without permission either.

    H: *finishes the tapestry*
    Tapestry: how about some casual incest
    Lily: *hysterical* how
    Reg: it's not so bad *overshares*

    "So...not human. What exactly does that make me then?" Harry asked, already bottling up his feelings about the matter, pushing it deep down behind his Occlumency barriers.

    Great-grandpa black: so. How did you find me?
    H:I asked nana
    pa: ... my wife? She's dead
    H: I see dead ppl
    pa: ...
    H: ...
    pa: that's... Very nice

    Crow! His aesthetic in complete! *lightning flashes in the bg*

    H: time to free sirius
    H: *gets necromancy tools, kidnaps Umbridge, gets her to write with blood quill just for fun*
    Kreacher: young master's first forage into torture *sniff*

    H, as Peverell: I am a necromancer
    Sirius: ok yeah cool
    H: Harry Potter is a necromancer too
    S: what? No! Outrageous lies!

    H: yes I will break it to grandpa slowly
    H: I am a lord I made up adult persona with aging potions i am going into politics
    pa: ...
    H: also I broke up Sirius black outta azkaban
    pa: *chokes*
    H: he's innocent it's a conspiracy
    pa: ...
    pa: Right…I'll put on the kettle then

    Loki the crow is canon now
    He's like Santa, but creepier

    Crow H: they think i am loki lol
    Crow H: *brings them a lighter*
    F&G: CoNfIrMeD
    Me: ya don't help yr case here, ya old fire giant

    MsW: what do u have there?
    F&G: a fire
    MsW: give it to me
    F&G: nO *run*

    Sirius: *wants to kill the evidence*
    H: you are being rescued! please do not resist

    D: *changes into snake* take me for a walk
    Me: basilisk fang wand? Parselmouth? Living snake scarf? His aesthetic is truly complete! Muahaha!
    H: I am naming you Noodle
    Me: ha... Ha?

    H: *summons Abraxas*
    A: ... Riddle?
    H: rude

    Sirius: I can teach u how to animag
    H: I do know. How.
    S: wut
    S: wait a minute
    S: *flashbacks to same crow being meant to him* YOU LIL SHIT

    He donned his Animagus form and shadow travelled to the only place in Little Hangleton he was familiar with, the graveyard. It brought forth painful memories, but that was pretty much his life in a nutshell. He couldn't avoid every place that held some sort of trauma.

    "Did you just steal that from Gringotts? In less than five minutes? What the actual fuck?" Sirius questioned in shock, mouth agape.
    "Mhm, looks like I just did." He flashed his godfather a mischievous grin.
    "Guess I can add master burglar to my many titles".
    Sirius was startled into laughing. He shook his head. "Only you."

    His smirk became smug and he waited with anticipation for Grapnok's reaction at the tests revelations. And sure enough, the Black manager let out a sardonic laugh, his smile sharp and full of dark amusement.
    "So the prodigal son returns. Sirius Orion Black, you are supposed to be in Azkaban." Grapnok said, still grinning darkly, finding it humorous how the wizards didn't even know a criminal was out among them.
    "I'm innocent." Sirius replied
    "Hah! I do not care."

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