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Unofficial full title: "Plugged (Or, How Peter Learned to Stop Worrying and Get It On)"
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"So let me get this straight," Deadpool says slowly. "Your Spidey powers are tweaking, and the only solution you've found is... jerking off?"
Peter flushes hot. "That about sums it up, yeah."
Deadpool's mask does something complicated. "And this is a problem how?"
"Well, it's not like I can do anything in public," Peter points out, hunching his shoulders in embarrassment. "And it's not really sustainable to, uh, do it that much. As I've learned."
Deadpool hums and looks out over the city. "I... may have some ideas."
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Thanks to his powers going haywire, Peter can't focus unless he's getting off. Wade volunteers as tribute.