1 Work in The Fic Side of Chaos
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Alexandra, thirty, French, and mildly hungover, did not ask to wake up in the cursed porcelain doll body of an eleven-year-old Pureblood heiress with icy blond curls and a dead Death Eater dad. But here we are.
Instead of returning to her ruthless career as a muggle lawyer, she’s tossing Floo powder in vintage velvet robes, grimacing at Professor Snape’s disapproval, and trying to keep her sarcasm in check long enough to avoid being hexed by actual children. Hogwarts is calling — and apparently, she’s a Rosier now. A Rosier. With a reputation to uphold, a prophecy on the horizon, and a slowly building crush on a redheaded prankster who really shouldn't be that cute when he's thirteen.
Magic is real, Quidditch is exhilarating, the Dark Lord is not as dead as she’d like, and Alexandra isn’t sure if she wants to go back… or burn the old rules down in glittering green flames.
She wanted a croissant and a calm life. She got Polyjuice, Pureblood drama, and puberty — again.
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- Part 1 of Disaster Darling Chronicles