Wet Hot Dramione Summer
Collection of slutty summertime fics. 18+, explicit content, various pairings
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Salazar Slytherin was a parseltongue: one who can speak to snakes. Helga Hufflepuff was a tursitongue: One who can speak to dolphins and whales. Guess which founder Draco embarrassingly takes after?
Or: A moody, emo, puritan Draco visits the beach hiding a secret, and Hermione thinks he’s a tortured soul
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When the Ministry makes the Malfoys use their home as a makeshift summer camp for first years attending Hogwarts, Draco is forced to spend time with the many of his past classmates. After a series of pranks, Hermione and Draco are forced to room together. What could go wrong? Or right?
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The Very Milk and Sperm of Kindness by augustaoctavia, Molivier for archerists
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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Hermione Granger is the Director of a summer camp designed to help Squib children assimilate into the Muggle world. Her camp is not without detractors and when she begins receiving threatening messages, two Aurors come to assist, working undercover as camp counsellors.
Aurors Ron Weasley and Draco Malfoy arrive, ready to ensure the safety of the campers. Draco is in denial about the depth of his friendship with Ron but doesn’t necessarily mind how Ron is gently pushing him closer to the curly-haired Camp Director, who is prone to a nipple slip.
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Draco suffers un petit mors when he realises he's the only one who didn't know he was in love with his best friend.
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The Ministry has mandated a Hogwarts-hosted summer camp thinking it will help treat the lingering mental scars of society post-war, but when Hermione is forced to kick her sleeping potion habit, sleeping with Quidditch Professor Malfoy quickly becomes her new addiction.
OR: Hermione and Draco experience a close call while shagging in the Hogwarts Quidditch locker rooms.