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"What's up everybody, today i'm reviewing this ugly broom. Despite looking like it was plucked from some kind of 70s-inspired hell, this sad excuse for a cleaning implement is the latest product from Cleansweep.
As you all know, I try to be as impartial as possible in my broom reviews. That said, I think the Cleansweep Broom Company is the worst thing to happen to brooms since vacuum cleaners, and that it was put on earth for the specific purpose of tormenting everyone who has at least the faintest sense of what a quality broom is like.
If the color scheme hasn't already tipped you off, this is a terrible, awful, very bad broom. First of all, the handle is not only crooked, but also so thin and badly made that if you hold it slightly too tight it will suddenly crumple in your hands like your will to live after graduating college – "
✨mimbulus✨: uhhh.... what was that white thing screeching in the background at 5:31?
|| Forge: it's his pet owl, obviously
|| ✨mimbulus✨: ..............OBVIOUSLY................
Werewolf McWerewolf: HARRY GO TO SLEEP
|| TonyGODstein: ...I'm pretty sure this man hasn't slept since 2014
